Thread 508790267

For a first world country your hygiene is behind the rest of the world

>>508790267 (OP)
My shower is directly besides me toilet and the hose is long enough. Thank you for worrying about my cleanliness. I have washed my ass since I can remember. Even as a six year old, just smearing paper all over my shitty ass seemed like a ridiculous thing to do so washing my ass with soap and water just seemed logical. How is this political, btw?

>>508790267 (OP)
I'd rather hear Beethoven's 5th while taking a shit and having my crack automatically rinsed instead of leaning over to clean my ass

>>508790267 (OP)
i love to make my entire asshole sopping wet after taking a shit. ther isn't a more comfortable feeling.

>>508790697
Mine has a dryer.

>>508790267 (OP)
I guess the philippines is a first world country then? Seems like it's the other way around.

>>508790267 (OP)
I like these very much but the one I bought don't spray hard enough

>>508790734
What model? I'd gladly pay top dollar for a spotlessly clean AND dry anus

>>508790734
so now I'm feeling the chill of evaporating water from off of my asshole too? I'm forcing the evaporation of coliform bacteria water? The comfy never ends!

>>508790957
No more wheel lines in your underpants

>>508790697
Yes, that part totally sucks. It's like when you have to shower in the morning, you put on clothes and the clothes get totally drenched because of your wet body. Maybe one day someone will invent something that helps you dry. Until then we're fucked, I guess.

>>508790957
I can smell you from here, crustypants.

Some conspiracies say toilet paper is filled with bleach and other chemicals that makes us sick since the anus is the fastest way to our blood

>>508790267 (OP)
>use one for the first time
>this isn't so bad
>get it to certain angle

>>508790697
Better than a shit encrusted ass no?

>>508790530
thats fair, but I'd say that the ass hose with the trigger is better because it lets you control the washing better

>>508791516
>>508791102
>>508791020
I have to tell you guys, not once in my life have I ever had skidmarks. Not once. Also my underwear never smells, not even my dick. (I'm mutilated btw)
So, I don't know what millions of other people are doing, but it sounds like they need to get good.

>>508790267 (OP)
>europeans
It's a French invention, you can tell by the way the word is.

>>508790267 (OP)
in italy we have bidets which are nicer than hosing your asshole with a high pressure sprinkler

>>508791127
This is true

>>508790267 (OP)
I wish we had those in every bathroom :(

>>508790267 (OP)
Not this old debate again.

>>508790267 (OP)
I do. It cost $250 and was easy to install. Fucking chud

>>508790267 (OP)
I have a japanese toto bidet, why would I use a hose like some subhuman.

>>508791677
Even jeets are not bothered by their own smell.

>>508790673
I grew up thinking that's how Japanese poop, but it turns out they just squat like Poos.

>>508791755
Yet i barely see it there, hell even germany still uses tp

>>508792510
I think you can install it or ask a plumber too

this is all you need. none of that homosexual shower heads

>>508792785
Yes I can. But I have no time to put them in every bathroom.

I have never seen a home without one of those.
Ours are also the superior models attached to the actual faucets so you can adjust the temperature, instead of the turbo retard model that takes the cold water from the toilet water line.

>>508791755

The hand shower with a trigger is actually Finnish invention.
Traditional bidet is a French thing though.

>>508790267 (OP)
Bidets are really dumb.

>>508790267 (OP)
I want one just for cleaning the toilet. My Throne needs to be spotless for my neet shits. Im good on spraying cold water on my butthole. I just use wipes at the end for that squeaky clean anus for niggers to tongue.

>>508790267 (OP)
It's incompressible to me that people live without bidets. It's like living without indoor plumbing. Wtf is wrong with you people.

>>508790267 (OP)
I have bidet but i dont use it because i eat human food

>>508793227
Thats smart last thing I want is near sub freezing finnish ice water spraying on muh booty pipe

>>508790267 (OP)
In the end everybody will realize that INDIA was right about everything. Toilets, Food, Religion, Science. BHARAT is INEVITABLE.
Not even the jewish toilet paper industry can prevent this from happening.

>>508792823
How do you effectively wash your dick, balls and asshole with these things when taking a shower? I think I know the answer (you don't), but maybe you can enlighten me nevertheless.

>>508791911
>japanese bidet > *
italian bidets are retarded and outdated.

>>508793652
americans shower more than any other country. because we aren't filthy animals. its called soap and water and scrubbing

>>508790267 (OP)
What are you talking about those are literally standard feature in Scandinavia.
Virtually every bathroom has those even ones in super markets and schools and such public places, and definitely every bathroom in homes.
We call them "cunt phones"

And yes I think the same that its completely savage to not have one.
Like do people think its enough to just wipe your butt instead of washing it first, and then smell like shit the rest of the day.

>>508790530
It technically is

I reckon in commiegermany because the government says a DIN norm mandatory and the DIN norm says a toilet is suppoed to be xyz and it's not like the one you show

In general in germany no one lifts a finger until the government makes it mandatory

For example up until recently all gym/internet/phone contracts were usually for 2 years and if you didn't cancelled it 3 months before end of the contract it auto extended for another 2 years

Now couple of years ago gov made it illegal

But no one on the "free market" was like: geez lets make the contract more consumer friendly to get more customers

>>508793645
Praty its time to go back to india
The only thing you do better than anyone else is corruption, rape, stupidity, shitting on streets, throwing garbage everywhere including your rivers, and sending your vermin kind to infest all good nations on Earth.

>>508790267 (OP)
>Why dont americans
>posts american product

>>508792561
250$? that's a lot, I got 2 new ones for like 10$
if don't have them already you can just buy T and add it to the pipe that feeds the reservoir
literal 5 minute job

>>508793645
And this is what happens when you let jeets in White technology like an airplane

>>508793857
Havent been to scandi countries yet
Only visited west europe very tlilets have that and most (barely) have the seperate bowl where you jump in that and wash your ass


Didnt know svandi countries had these good to know you guys are clean now i can safetly eat their ass without worry

>>508790267 (OP)
I do use it and am an american.

But, in order to put you back into your 3rd world filth where you rightfully belong, the excrement remnants on your ass are a major problem in a hot and humid climate, good example is India.

It's not that big of a deal in a cold climate.

Besides, europeans are known to be capable of paying attention to small details, something the subhumans like yourself oftentimes lack. Which means they tend to wipe their asses thoroughly even with simple tools like toilet paper.

Subhumans, on the other hand, can be relied on to screw up everything, even as simple as the ass wiping procedure. So they have to fall back to a procedure that is hard to screw up, such as flushing one's ass.

>>508793645
GOOD MORNING SARR

>>508793645
I kid you not some indians in my workplace have never heard of a deodorant they thought it was some kind of retractable icecream treat

>>508792561
>It cost $250
Shit man you truly get overcharged for everything in America
Here's one for $25 in my local supermarket, made out of steel by a Finnish manufacturer, extremely good quality will last probably for 100 years

you realize that a piece of wet toilet paper works better than spraying shit water all over your ass that then ruins down your gooch, right?

>>508794137
>WTF


Everyday my opinion on them gets even low

Like wtf did i just watch

>>508794369
Not really. What will you do with tiny paper particles itching your ass after that?

>>508793396
for fat americans like you i agree it makes no sense since you're too large to even be able to spray your disgusting shit encrusted crack

>>508794372
they are incomprehensible subhumans
here are poojeets following some homeless poojeeta and eating her vomit

WHITE ETHNOSTATES, NOW

>>508790267 (OP)
i take a shit before taking a shower where i clean myself with soap and water. i never tried water alone

>>508794369
you must be shitskinned to be that retarded, so get the fuck out of Germany

obviously you wash your ass first, then you dry with the toilet paper
clean butt

Just Wipe more better. If you're not using a roll a day you are just a savage living with mudbutt.

>>508794524
What is he thinking

Disgusting

>>508790267 (OP)
My shower has one, but i prefer having the shower head in my hand, it's faster.

>>508790267 (OP)
We shower daily.
Squirting water from a dirty community hose onto your shitty asshole is just gross.

>>508794359
explain why you fags use a handheld hose and your hand instead of pic related?

>>508790267 (OP)
Amerifat here. I just get in the shower and wash my ass after taking a crap.

Eurotards have bidets, but they don't work nearly as well as a showerhead-on-a-hose blasting pulses of water at such high pressure that they go inside you and clean out your insides as well as the outside.

>>508790900
Just use wipies to finish cleaning

>>508790267 (OP)
Why would i need a woman's masturbatory aid in my shower?

>>508790267 (OP)
Why would I want to get my ass wet every time I take a shit?

>>508790267 (OP)
Actually have one.

>>508790900
I have too much hair in my but, the drier thing would not work. Better use the jet, and then take a shower

>>508793948
You want to install a Bidet? Have you got your Toilettensondernutzungsbescheid? You surely filled out your Spülkastenadaptionsformular and all the other paperwork, right? You can find all the info and even the downloadable Formulare on the website of your local city. It's an easy to fill out 38 page Formular, we even have an additional 247 page pdf which explains each and every step, every halfway talented lawyer specialized in toilet adaption law can fill this out in case you're too dumb. After that, it's just an 8 month wait and a 180 EUR fee and you're good to go. You want to install it yourself? No, you can't mess with the water installations if you're not a Fachmann, why don't you contact Gas-Wasser-Scheißebetrieb Ahmed Gülgülu, he will do it for the low cost of 748,57 EUR.

>>508794524
My God why arent we carpet bombing the fuck out of that subcontinent so they stop breeding and spreading everywhere?

>>508795011
>>508794604
Nasty mutts

>>508795195
>Nasty mutts
>Washing your asshole off with soap and water is nasty
>t. turd worlder

>>508795184
This anon Germanys.

>>508790267 (OP)
>third worlders haven't figured out how to stop shitting yet
Lol ngmi

>>508790267 (OP)
I have a pretty nice $500 electronic bidet, but I don't need it because I eat lots of fiber

>>508790267 (OP)
hell yeah i fucking have one. Most valuable asset of the house

>>508794137
yeah im not watching that shit (literally and metaphorically). I can tell what happens

DUDE JAPAN IS SO ADVANCED THEY HAVE ROBOT SHOWER HEADS AND UV LIGHTS THAT CLEAN EVERY SPECK OF SHIT FROM YOUR ASSHOLE AS A GEISHA MASSAGES YOUR PROSTATE

Actual japanese toilets:

imagine not being able to directly blast your asshole clean with a steady jet of water...these cretins need to allow the water to hit there bodies, waterfall down and then scoop the water off to try to splash it on their assholes, cavemen

>>508794997
you dont need to use your hand, you use water and then paper

and i don't know i've never visited japan and used the japanese toilet so if it works well it could be the superior solution
somehow i think it doesnt actually wash you all that well compared to you having full control over the stream

>>508795559
That doesnt make sense dumbass
It still comes out of your ass bacteria and all, fecal matter always leaves stains

Just dont justify hoe much of s disgusting slob you are

>>508790267 (OP)
What?? and miss all that flavor, when you are tonguing my anus???

>>508794456
>WAAAH I have trouble wiping my own ass I need to get my bum bum wet and scrubadub dub
This is how idiotic you bidet advocates sound

>>508790267 (OP)
I shower after every shit (once a day)

>>508796400
Depends are you a latina baddie with a fat ass?

>>508792741
>japanese people dont use their own toilets
there's that slav iq working at full capacity just to humiliate yourself again, little BITCH.

>>508790267 (OP)
This is my shower hardware. I'm not a barbarian. My bunghole is clean. Ready for anal tonguing

>>508793777
Trips of truth.

>>508790267 (OP)

Nice try..."pussy phones" have been here since 70's

>>508796286
okay

>>508793652
by letting the water hit those areas while lathering them up with soap? god damn you non americans are such fucking retards, you don't even know how to act smug without sounding like a fucking dumb ass.

>>508796624
Very Close! Imma fat dysgenic white male in his 40s. The only thing im missing is a tan and bad makeup. My tacos are bomb!

>>508794137
TF? Why do have this? TJD. TKD. TND

>>508790267 (OP)
How can you taste how corn-fed I am if I wash it out of my anus before you tongue it, nigger?

Also, Americans buy the toilet seat mounted ones. My local home depot is almost always sold out (I want a third one for my kids bathroom)

>>508797033
Yep it's literally a Finnish invention
>Back in 1968, a Finnish engineer at Oras got a marvelous idea to develop a hand shower for bathrooms to help people in their everyday life.

So the premise of this whole thread is retarded.

>>508795785
>if i compare this photo of a public bathroom in the middle of a park to our home plumbing systems, maybe people will think im better than the japanese
you are such a fuckin loser bruh, it's just PATHETIC. fuckin desperate FAGGOT!!

>>508790267 (OP)
americans don't have foreskin, thus its not needed for cleaning

>>508790267 (OP)
shit isnt soluble in water, it isn't just gonna rinse off, you have to use soap. spritzing your ass with plain water is the stupidest possible option.

>>508796103
we have these in the US and it is absolutely better. there are numerous programs, you can control water pressure, angle of the stream, temperature, and it even moves the nozzle back and forth and/or pulsates. tried one of those italian bidets and it sucks ass.

I trained my body to shit at night, before my nightly shower. You guys don't shower in the morning like absolute subhumans, right?

>>508790267 (OP)
we do have showers

I do. I use it every day.

>>508790267 (OP)
i wash my asshole in the shower with water and soap after pooping. i only use paper in emergencies if im out of the house.

>>508790267 (OP)
We cultivated Euros got picrel from the Frenchies (required for "French Kissing" even be possible).
For mutts the mystery is EXPLAINED here:
https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-a-bidet-4800402

>>508790267 (OP)
Indian hands typed this post

>>508790267 (OP)
Our hygeine is behind the rest of the world. The rest of the world being Africa, China, and India.

C'mon brother these games don't work anymore. We all have the internet, we all see reality.

With white society comes white sanitation.

Everyone I know is so clean with such a healthy diet they they rarely have to shit without having a shower planned afterwards.

To be more clear, their diet is so free of parasites, ecoli, and bacteria. They have a single solid shit at the same time everyday. That same time is usually in the morning after some tea or coffee. The process is to defecate then clean entire body with soap, and clean asshole much more then you could with a spray nozzle on a toilet.

Something is wrong is this schedule is interrupted, either sickness or dietary changes will be made. Especially attractive women, this is absolutely the case.

>>508797821
> you have to use soap
And a sponge or washcloth!

>>508796921
>take shit first thing in the morning
>hop straight into shower
>use detachable head to clean my ass
it's that easy

>>508790267 (OP)
Because I like sticking my finger up my butthole

this is practical for cleaning the toilet and surrounding tile area in general

>>508798581
Billy Mays guarantees a clean pooper or your money back!

>>508798581
> take shit first thing in the morning
I usually need to shit / can shit only after breakfast and coffee. And I don't shower in the morning because I already shower every evening after training and I don't stink after just one night.

>>508793227
> Ours are also the superior models attached to the actual faucets so you can adjust the temperature, instead of the turbo retard model that takes the cold water from the toilet water line.
I have the exact same stainless assblaster that OP posted, but it's connected to a shower thermostat (the ones with the safety stop at 38°C). But then in germany cold water is actually quite cold all year round... maybe in other places it is not?

>>508790267 (OP)
We do

>>508790530
Its better to have seperate anushose

>>508798396
that's retarded and redundant though compared to just using the cunt phone while sitting on the toilet
truly something only a frenchman could invent

>>508790734
how long does that take and is it really that much better than just drying with a quick wipe and leaving?

>>508790267 (OP)
this wont do anything i use wet wipes. retards shower their ass and half of the smeer is still on, absolutely disgusting!

>>508790267 (OP)
Tried installing one and the threads are different. Finding an adapter has proven to be impossible

>>508791078
this is called a towel, retard.

>>508800832
Ahh, great. Thank you for the info. Since you seem smart, is there a way to mock people or show your contempt for them by using irony?

>>508790267 (OP)
In Finland about 90% of toilets have these.

Dunno why. There's no laws nor regulations for them.

But every time I go abroad, those are one of the things I miss the most :D Why does the rest of the world want to have shitty asses? xD

BTW they're commonly referred to as
>pillupuhelin
= pussy phone :D in here

>>508790267 (OP)
>eurofag doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells

>>508800582
This, if it worked well we'd have adopted it.

>>508790267 (OP)
>He doesn't use the three seashells
ngmi
>>508791516
Learn to wipe

>>508794997
I was thinking about what it would be to have a modern modern japanese washlet.
Touchscreen
-Wireless connectivity, so you can see who else is pooping.
-Over the air updates to pause functionality for the duration of an update
and most importantly...
-Voice commands. Alexa, wash my anus. And flushhh!

>>508800582
Dry wet dry. Why iz this so harf?

>>508801755
Memeflaggots can't reach that far.

>>508800582
>>508801608
It has already mentioned in the thread. You wash first, then you wipe it dry with toilet paper. Of course it works, you are being retarded.

If you trip over on a street and faceplant on a jeet turd, do you think wiping your face is enough or do you want to wash it?

I can't fucking believe you call yourselves White people, shameful display.

>>508790267 (OP)
showering is for faggots

>>508801978
Hmm either boomers with a bad back or Trex mystery meat

>>508794431
>Not really. What will you do with tiny paper particles itching your ass after that?
Buy high-quality 3-ply made of virgin fibres harvested from swedish pine trees that will not shred

>>508790267 (OP)
ehh...no. we use that. we actually invented it. is the rest of the world who don't use it and are behind us.

>>508790267 (OP)
I got one of those but I still shower afterwards.
Older apartments here used to have bidets installed by default, but most were removed later and replaced with those thingies.
Euros and sharts are filthy goblins, it took 2000 years to teach them proper hygiene, even Romans failed miserably at that.

>>508791516
dude, third worlders EAT shit and refuse to bath because it's gay.
i'm not even joking, they write it all over the internet.
it's non europeans and non americans the ones who refuse to bathe.

>>508802049
I don't understand why you're comparing your face with an ass, but ok

>>508790267 (OP)
>assblaster2000
Eeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>508791911
they're a french invention. we have them in spain, too.
i don't get why all of these third worlders insist on the lie that "white people don't bathe". we invented soap and bathing itself, dumbasses. it's you who refuse to bathe and insist that is gay, while writting it all over the internet for us whites to read.
how can they be so fucking retarded? try to not contradict yourselves, at least.

>>508793396
third worlder detected lol

>>508790267 (OP)
never felt it was difficult to just wipe and take a shower after the post coffee morning shit.

>>508791127
toilet paper is actually made out of dried, bleached and processed poop, its why they always recommend a high fiber diet ( it makes better paper)

>>508802496
Because unless you're a dirty pajeet, you'd have your ass as clean as your face.
You also didn't answer the question

>>508790267 (OP)
we have bidets to wash our assholes after shitting

>>508790267 (OP)
We use wet wipes. The act of spraying ones ass is unhygienic. Explain to me how my hand avoids shit water in this equation. I am taking a spray nosel fed from the tap, reaching under my asshole and spraying shit spackle water to clean the region correct? Youre out of your mind bro, I aint doing it.

>>508795135
dude, shave your anus. wtf.

>>508790697
Because you don't have 2 sheets of a toilet paper to make it dry?

>>508798516
>The rest of the world being Africa, China, and India.
you forget latin america and mudslimes countries. those 3rd worlders say online that bathing and showering and cleaning yourself is gay. imagine the smell of these people.

>>508802422
Everytime i visited the states its the whites always stink then blacks

>>508801560
Based finnic bro

>>508801556
dude, he's german. they are very serious and literal. they usually don't get sarcasm or irony. same with the japanese. they have a literal mind, since their brains are wired to be engineers.

>>508793857
Do you wash the washer? Or does everyone just touch it with their shit stained fingers?

>>508797130
I'll pass
I need a fat arse salma hayek

>>508801933
everything in a practical way. wet wipes are a pretty smart solution if you don't own a bidet or a pussy phone. but we have both in the 1st world countries, since those are european inventions.

>>508802060
mexican detected.

>>508802897
Well I learned to wipe when I was a little child, so I have no problems

>>508803989
lol no. it's all the non europeans, non americans who stink: blacks, asians, mudslimes, latin americans, africans, etc.
you guys never bathe because, according to you, "it's gay".
whites invented bathing, soap, perfumes, deodorant, plumbing, showers, bidets, etc.
most third worlders NEVER use these inventions or even have a bathroom, neither toilet.
we have internet today and we can see the reality.
you stink, are mad about it, lie and project your filthiness onto the most clean people in the entire world.

>>508790697
>use the dyer function
>NOO BLOWING AIR
Then use toilet paper dumb dumb.
How fucking dumb you do have to be seriously?

>>508804856
>I learned to smear shit everywhere
Indeed you did.