Thread 508809954

The richest man in the world is getting married in Venice, Italy this weekend.
Not Las Vegas, not New York, not London, not Paris.
Venice, Italy.
How does this make you feel?

>>508809954 (OP)
im poor af

>>508809954 (OP)
It’s a swamp?

>>508809954 (OP)
I didn't get an invitation so I don't really care.

>>508809954 (OP)
I feel nothing because your policies are ass

Its a little fortress

>>508809954 (OP)
i dont care

>>508809954 (OP)
>Imagine getting married again

>>508809954 (OP)
B O G G E D
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>>508809954 (OP)

Hope he signed a better prenup this time.

>>508809954 (OP)
This shows that mutts have no organic environment. Marriage should happen in the place one considers home.

>>508809954 (OP)
To a tranny ghoul

I thought they were talking about Venice Beach.

>>508809954 (OP)
All those celebrities and kleptos in one place, if only one person could release a cannister of mustard gas at the ceremony

>>508809954 (OP)

A literall lizard. Beware Bezos.

>>508809954 (OP)
>How does this make you feel?
Sour.

>>508809954 (OP)
why do the mega rich fuckers so often have creatura wives? do they fuck the best?

>>508809954 (OP)
My city has a little Italy because all the Italians had to leave your shithole and make a shithole neighborhoodin my country

>>508810270
Not even Bezos wants to waste his money to get rid of all the niggers there.

>>508809954 (OP)
Vey nice

>>508809954 (OP)
>be richest man in the world
>lose half of net worth divorcing first wife
>marry a plastic surgery goblina who is objectively less attractive than first wife
>lose half of current net worth when the goblina inevitably files for divorce
I will never understand the mentality of these people. Bozo already has three sons with his first wife, so what the hell is even the point of getting married again?

>>508809954 (OP)
it makes me feel indifferent

>>508810408
Looks like a man. I think it's part of the deal to get into the higherups

>>508810052
lagoon

>>508809954 (OP)
By the way, there's a representation of what I said about brain function in a very popular poker movie. The cincinnati kid is the name. There's a classical saying in the movie when the boy loses the last game and the man tells him "You're good kid, but while i'm still around you're the second best". Anyway, if i'm not mistaken at some point in that movie someone tells him to get proper rest and that the other players will try to interrupt his sleep cause this could damage his game the next day.

Nice detail isn't it?

>>508809954 (OP)
Man she must be a succubus or something, a literal demon that has him under a spell.
Richest man in the world, in decent shape, can get any woman he wants and he goes for this weird ghoulish looking lizard.
Why rich men go for this phenotype? So many beautiful women in the world, why this?

>>508809954 (OP)
Florance is and will forever be the better city.

>>508810611
what the fuck, bro? spoiler alerts! i'm watching that this weekend!

>>508809954 (OP)
It’s one of the most beautiful cities in the world, no one is debating that. What’s your point?

>>508810615
>So many beautiful women in the world, why this?
Either she hooked him with some weird shit other women won't do, or she's got something to blackmail the guy.

>>508809954 (OP)
I bet she can get his whole dick, balls and buttonhole in that big ass mouth of hers

>>508810856
Really sorry, didn't knew I had to give spoiler alerts from movies that came out 60 years ago. Anyway here's the context why I do know that movie, when I was 12 or 13 maybe my brother, a mathematician, was in college and he taught me how to play poker. I got very interested in the game and tried to learn as much as I could about it and at some point I found the title on the internet and gave it a shoot. Great movie. I don't play poker anymore though.

>>508810452
My theory is that it's some ritual when they're terminally gay. Alex Soros and Harry are enough proof of that

>>508809954 (OP)
Losing 50% wasn't enough huh? I guess Bozos here just wants to die under a bridge.

>>508810452
Never make a pretty woman your wife

>>508809954 (OP)
...I feel like that's a normal thing to do? It's a really cool city. Beautiful, known for romance, fresh seafood.
Sounds great. Why the fuck would you go to Vegas or NYC?

>>508810615
You are under the impression they are human.

It makes sense to have weddings in Venice now since it will be difficult to have the ceremony in SCUBA gear

>>508810986
she boosted and placated his ego while wifey was being a dried up cunt

>>508811065
This is the only rational explanation. “She” simply must be able to get “her” tongue inside his asshole while his genitals are fully in “her” mouth.

Nothing else makes sense.

>>508809954 (OP)
Not the richest man. Those names we dont know

>>508811388
That's kinda my theory as well. Like he fucked this plastic bimbo to spite his ex wife. But why go all the way to marriage, shits beyond me.
She must be a succubus, like I said, a hellspawn demon that feeds on vitality of men.

>>508810541
This. Eternal proof great wealth does not equal great intellect.

>>508809954 (OP)
Why would I give a fuck? Am I invited?

>>508809954 (OP)
They have no idea of what a stinky, decayed, disfigured place is Venice today.
Everything modern is gross and cheap, ferry boats and ferry stops are rusty and decrepit, frozen in time in the 1970s or something.
Congoids everywhere, Siculo-neapolitan scammers everywhere, brown faces everywhere. Almost zero native Venetians.
Centuries old palaces and works of art looking like remnants of an extinct civilization, with zero links with the fauna you see in the streets.
Things happen when 'it*ly' occupies you for 160 years.

>>508809954 (OP)
>How does this make you feel?
I came to work today to find a soaked-through cardboard Amazon box containing a cracked and broken replacement laptop screen that was supposed to arrive yesterday. I don't think Jeff Bezos earned all that money.

>>508809954 (OP)

I thought he married that fish face years ago.

>>508810022
Checked
FPBP

>>508809954 (OP)
waste of money but he's got too much already, so what else would he do with it? the rich need to be at an end of a rope

>>508809954 (OP)
can you blame him?
im moving to italy soon

Reinforces my desire to never go to Venice.

>>508812090
Absolutely seething, kek. You'd love to have a city which is just 5% the beauty and history of Venice.

Venice is so pretty. You stumble into some shady back alley and it's still full of decorative classical facades.

>>508809954 (OP)
MADE

>>508809954 (OP)

Look at his bride, do you think he has any taste?

>>508809954 (OP)
>But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left. (Mt 24:37-41)

>>508811155
More like
>terminally fucking underage hookers

DAMN those shoulders are BUILT AF

How do I get a shouldermaxxed gf /v/?

>>508812254
the water is filled with human feces

its basically just india in italy

>>508812452
You don't go swimming in the water though. You get a gondola rowed by some bloke singing at you.

>>508810541
I don't get it either, why would a businessman enter into a contract where he doesn't benefit. I think some men just have blind spots for women, I've seen a guy go through something similar, high earner, divorced, pay alimony, get married again as soon as divorce was finished.

Do you need to sign a piece of paper to have sex? does having the gov involved turn people on or something? maybe that's it. isn't that movie 50 shades of grey (never saw it) just 2 hours of them arguing over the bdsm contract or something?

>>508812322
take the face of bottom left
hair of bottom left
tshirt of top left
hat of top right....
... you're telling me you wouldn't? with lights off? REALLY??

>>508812754
face of bottom right I mean
:3

>>508812665
that doesnt change the fact that its filled with human feces like indian rivers are

Slag sisters, you can always hope and dream.

>>508810615
There was a photo of her butt that was pretty impressive plus she is already loaded and not impressed by the money. idk

>>508812254
>Venice is so pretty. You stumble into some shady back alley
And you fucking drown because it's water.

>>508809954 (OP)
I'm gonna be there. I'll be wearing my corporate assigned wagie cage. I hope I can let him castrate my left testicle while I'm there. Wish me luck!

>>508809954 (OP)
>The richest man in the world is getting married in Venice, Italy this weekend
Why?

>>508809954 (OP)
bald kike on steroids gets married to a tranny - you must be so proud

>>508812837
>>508812883
You're just a pair of naysayers. There's St Mark's Square, that has all the nice architecture, none of the stinky water and very friendly pigeons.

>>508809954 (OP)
>The richest man in the world
I thought Elon Musk is the richest

>>508809954 (OP)
Hope his tranny kills him

>>508809954 (OP)
>asking poltards if they feel
ngmi

>>508809954 (OP)
I feel mocked.
Not only for the subversion of a sacred thing like a wedding but the venetian land itself holding this circus presentation.

>>508813114
>none of the stinky water
The stinky water is 10ft behind the photographer
>t. played Assassin's Creed II when I was a kid

>>508814348
Very well then. I guess it mostly stinks at certain times of the year, I didn't notice it. And I didn't see a single soul attempting to get in it.

>>508809954 (OP)
hes finally marrying that tranny?

this bald nigga's networth about to be halved again when it happens make sure to prime to him one of those fell for it again awards

>>508809954 (OP)
This cuck lost half his money to his liberal ex wife so he could marry a blown out brown. Why should I feel anything?

>>508809954 (OP)
>getting married in venice in midsummer
proof that wealth can't buy class, the whole venue will smell like fermented sewage due to italians treating the canals as their trash bin. should've gone to verona instead

>>508809954 (OP)
Women feel.
Men think.

>>508815676
Imagine all the guys being able to claim that they fucked Jeff Bezos wife. Quite funny actually.

>Oh her? Yeah I fucked her once in the bathroom at the countryclub, she swallowed.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't really know how a speedboat works but is that a flimsy sail on it that you can raise?
The dude is holding nothing, okay he might be just standing like that so it looks like he's holding air.
The boat itself looks shooped in and the stripes on the background going from outside to inside looks like a flat surface, it looks weird.
Small question too, what is that black circle box behind bezos hand he's holding down with only 3 knuckles? Never seen anything like it before.

> Be venician
> 7:00 in the morning need to get out to work
> mohammed who came on a raft stole your gondola
> need to call Brambilla Fumagally to uber-row you to work
> arrive late boss fires you
> swim back home
> mfw

>>508816074
it's an awning to shade the deck, bro

>>508816074
If you look at his left hand you can obviously see that he's holding something. There's like grey/black near the top of his hand. Probably some type of joystick control.

>>508811456
What’s that law about the most simple explanation being most likely correct - think you’ve nailed it

>>508809954 (OP)
This dumbass is getting married again lmao

>>508809954 (OP)
>venice
Neat to visit, some good little alley food spots, but what a smelly shithole.

Not even the cleaner canals from covid shutdowns could make it somewhere I'd want to live, especially when the rest of Friuli has fantastic well maintained medieval towns to live in.

>>508809954 (OP)
I thought he got kicked out of the city

>>508809954 (OP)
Thank God I don't have to see his blow up doll

>>508809954 (OP)
Waiting for the moment she takes his ass to the cleaner

>>508810615
She is a moll
I suspect she accompanies him to clubs where groups of people do things with each other unclothed. So big Jeff is not only having fun with her, if you catch my meaning.

>>508810615
She probably does ass to mouth

>>508812322
>roman polanski.
>andew warhola
>watchauski brothers.

masonic semites that are brown they keep leaving the clues there but retards are too blind to see it.

>>508809954 (OP)
Look at who he's marrying and tell me he has good tastes

>>508810408
That's a man baby!

>>508817468
if you were a true billionaire why would you not hire you own bacanal?

such an ugly mrs for the richest guy in the world.

>>508809954 (OP)
It doesn't make me feel like anything. Venice is a sinking mess made to exploit an ancient legal loophole, but it is also one of the most beautiful places on earth.

>>508809954 (OP)
Lol @ calling this marriage

They’re not going to start a family. He already has one.

>>508811758
Sounds utterly dystopian

>>508810022
This

>>508809954 (OP)
Is that Bogdadoff?

>>508810227
Ok Iran can have nukes

congratulations

Why bother getting married again if you had kids and were divorced? He's just gonna lose more money in another divorce.

he had the option to raw dog a different virgin every night

instead he chose this

>>508809954 (OP)
Venice is a shithole
t.mantuan

>getting married to a tranny

Proof that money can't buy taste.

>>508809954 (OP)
Florence is better than Venice, Bezorb is retarded

>>508809954 (OP)
Whys he marrying a jewish tranny?

>>508809954 (OP)
No fucking shit Italy is awesome.

>>508810505
Bogdanoff offspring?

>>508809954 (OP)
Based Italy

The best he could get with all his money is that ape faced tranny bride of Frankenstein? I guess he must be into beastiality....

>>508809954 (OP)
>loses half of his fortune to some thots
>marries again
Is he retarded? Why not just fuck prime pussy on international waters like any normal billionaire

>>508809954 (OP)
Jeff bezos likes bimbos.
I can understand that how i can understand ass.

He's getting married again? To a muscular ogre no less?

>>508811164
They could also just not marry.

>>508819909
if this picture is real it is really impressive.
it is like gaining calf, it is next to impossible to gain forearms

>>508815676
funny story about his ex wife, she got so much money she didn't know what to do with it, and that's not just a figure of speech. she started donating the money to charities, but when you donate a large sum of money you make connections in person so that you can guide the agenda for the money (plus I doubt the wealthy write a blank check and probably want something in return). but his ex wife was making millions of dollars of donations on the website of the charity, and they were rejecting it because they thought it was a scam or a mistake lmao

>>508809954 (OP)
as a venetian, i hope my brothers make some money

>>508809954 (OP)
its romantic, muttland is a dump off course.

I'll never hate him because Amazon has always treated me right. Packages always show up on time and there's never a delay or any bullshit.

>>508809954 (OP)

Doesn't Venice smell like poo? I've never been but that's what I've heard everyone saying.

>>508809954 (OP)
He's your problem now

>>508820685
he went on gear/hrt. hes not gaining that muscle mass naturally in his late 50s early 60s

>>508809954 (OP)
I hope she immediately leaves him for some money lol

>>508809954 (OP)
I couldn't give less of a shit. Enjoy your city being shut down just so some fucking billionaire can have a nice day.

>>508809954 (OP)
>richest
You're a rube.
By the way, why do billionaires have such shit taste in women?

>>508810022
Checked
/thread
On to another thread

He married her because money doesn't make you a real man.
Underneath the gloss, he's a bald nerd on TRT who thinks plastic hookers with muh titties are hot.
I know a guy who built an animation icon steampunk fireplace for Bezos. He's a leather top hat dork in private.