Thread 508811009

Zoomer bros...

not my problem

>>508811009 (OP)
What matter of kike made that image...

>marriage
>in 2025
Oi gramps get off the phone bruv, back to the telly, off you go

>>508811009 (OP)
Everything in this chart is wrong lmao.

it's over before it even begun

>>508811009 (OP)
>peak of life satisfaction
never happened

Could this actually be a positive evolutionary bottle neck? What would be the adaptations that would emerge from women not having kids until they're 40? More longevity? Longer youth and therefore higher IQ?

>>508811009 (OP)
>normies peak at 23
My life is only getting better. Mogged.

>>508811009 (OP)
Born in 98, house is paid off, 2 kids, married, great job, no silver spoon, 2 ez

>>508811244
>>508811383
>>508811009 (OP)
>peak is 23
FINITO

>>508811477
>Born in 98, house is paid off
Bullfuckingshit.

>>508811546
Fuck you bullshit. 10 year asset secured loan @ 100k at 18

>>508811477
They will fuck your life, if they can't the life of your children

>>508811651
Who?

>>508811529
I know she looks funny, but can we please never post her? Her ugliness is actually demoralizing.

>>508811244
the 30s are better imo. more experience, more money, less hormones fucking it all up

>>508811637
>10 year asset secured loan @ 100k at 18
No way the bank gave you that loan at 18 without a cosigner. Also where the FUCK do you live for a house to cost 100k. I got lucky as fuck and managed to buy in 2019 for 350k.

>>508811009 (OP)
pfffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508811783
A cosigner was available, Not getting more specific than that because I live in Maine

>>508811779
I'm already glad to be 27 over my teens and early twenties. Hormones alone fuck your shit up.

>>508811962
just wait till you hit 40+ and start to wish this bullshit experience was already icer

>peak of life satisfaction at 23
>first child at 26
no wonder modern families are so disjointed.

>>508811009 (OP)
Hey atleast i got the kiss part at 15 better than some i have seen here.

>>508811885
>Maine
Ahhh gotcha, I assume that it's super rural and you've added to the place?

>>508812088
>icer
Over* I guess. Been there. Find religion or just end it.

>>508811009 (OP)
Last month my wife bought a really big dildo and likes it. It’s MUCH bigger then me. I am 6 inches and the dildo is 12. She wants to have sex alot more often since buying it. I want to be open and happy we are using it to spice up our sex. But when she uses it and enjoys it, I feel empty inside because I am not that big. I asked her how it feels when we use it and she said “it feels really good. like a really huge cock is inside me” When having sex, we do a few different things until I cum and then she uses the big dildo until she cums. Her eyes roll back in her head and she moans while using the dildo. She doesn’t do that when we have intercourse. Is it ok for me to feel insufficient she enjoys a huge dildo so much?

>>508812160
Yes it's actually been a nightmare but I'm on the other side of it. I'm gonna have my first bed that's not a cheap mattress slapped on the floor next week. Obviously my kids have real beds but it's been that style of living for a long time

>>508812262
>wife bought a really big dildo
Stopped reading there.

>>508812341
I stopped at "wife".

>>508811009 (OP)
I missed out on finishing high school entirely after finishing middle school in 2019 because of the pandemic
I had my first relationship/virginity loss last year
What the fuck even is my life anymore, please god I am so tired let me unfuck this somehow and resume history and give it direction because I cannot save scum back to 2019 right now

>>508812333
>I'm gonna have my first bed that's not a cheap mattress slapped on the floor next week.
Nice, how has the Mrs. Been handling it?

>>508811383
Not me. My peak was at 20.

>>508812989
My peak is now and I hope every year will be a new peak.

>>508813055
Checked. Life went to hell in 2020/2021 when I was 23. It is now worse than my depressed teen self could ever imagine.

>tfw 26 yo virgin neet

It's over

>>508813186
Hope it gets better for you buddy. Don't just sit around and wallow in misery. Find an exit. No, I don't mean suicide.

>>508811009 (OP)
>first relationship
>18
Really? When I was in school it seemed like it was 16
Idk about the rest. I’m in my early 30s tho

>>508811177
Funny outlaw man

26khhv

>>508811009 (OP)
What is this push to get married and make little fuck trophies?

>>508813264
>>tfw 26 yo virgin neet
So
>26
Pretty young and hopefully healthy.
>virgin
No woman, no problem.
>neet
Lives in a good enough family that you can survive without working.

It's over???

>>508811009 (OP)
lmfao I had my first tongue kiss at age 5 with a 4yo and her bigger sister in a threeway session in kindergarten wtf y'all virgins waiting for

>>508811009 (OP)
>23
>peak satisfaction
That's fucking pathetic. If you peaked at 23 you are a fucking loser.

>>508811009 (OP)
>first kiss
20
>lost virginity
20
>first relationship
21
>peak life satisfaction
28
>marriage
never
>kids
TBA

>>508812989
My peak felt like it was at 15-17 quite honestly

>>508811009 (OP)
>12
>15
>19
>TBD
>25
>26

>>508811009 (OP)
My life satisfaction is always peaking and I'm a do-nothing wagie coomerlord. I imagine I'd be even happier if I exercised and groomed myself better.

>>508811009 (OP)
>not releasing some stream at age of 12 into prime pussy
virgin incels

>>508811009 (OP)
>Average age for shitposting?

>>508814160
post more kiddo

>>508811779
30s are better but 20s are dumber. It's easy to be completely satisfied with things that a homeless leper wouldn't tolerate in your early 20s. By your 30s you should know better and your expectations should rise accordingly.

>>508814701
Wrong

>>508813321
Thanks, but nothing else remains. I have realized I don't like life as a concept and there's no point in working on myself further because I'm unlikeable autistic fuck with 0 skills or connections. have reached my maximum when I finished college. That's it. Courtains.
>>508814007
That's good age. Peak libido, peak potential, you're not yet locked into anything. High school is life's final equalizer.

>>508814836
Stop giving a fuck about niggercattle society. Work to retire and to read, shitpost and play bideo gaems. Marriage and kids won't make you happy. You don't need to be likeable to live a better life than 95%.

>>508811009 (OP)
>average age of marriage 26
where? Utah?
The national average for men now is over 30.

>>508811009 (OP)
>life satisfaction goes down after marriage
Lmao

>>508811009 (OP)
what year?

>>508811009 (OP)
For me it was
>first kiss
>virginity lost
>first relationship
15
>peak life satisfaction
Every year that I get older lol. It honestly keeps getting better
>marriage
22
>first child
22

>>508811009 (OP)
got first kiss at 18
then failed at literally everything else

>>508811009 (OP)
I'm 35 and still a virgin. No kiss either

>>508812262
Nah man. Just think of yourself as the quarterback and the dildo as the field goal kicker. You’re getting the glory and running the most plays, and the dildo comes through clutch at the end for the extra point

Also Secret of Mana sucks

>>508814404
You suck too

>>508811009 (OP)
If your life is less satisfying after getting married and having children, then why do it?

>>508811009 (OP)
Lol I haven't had any of this :')

>>508811009 (OP)
>First kiss
I'd rather go with first kys

>>508815752
as an antisocial pseudo autist, all I can say is that it's never too late to find a gf, and unless you are a jobless basement dweller NEET, there is still hope for you, specially if you have money.

>>508816984
>jobless basement dweller NEET, there is still hope for you, specially if you have money.
Never heard of a worse advertisement for getting a gf.

>>508811009 (OP)
>meanwhile in reality girls are sucking dick at 12 years old
You know, it wouldn't be so bad if people just stopped being so dishonest about all of this.

>>508811009 (OP)
>peak of life satisfaction before first child
>losing virginity before first relationship
I hope normalfags explode. Disgusting creatures.

I am in my 40s and still peaking in happiness. I have more money now than I ever had. Happily married. I love my family and kids. I enjoy life 100x more now than I did in my 20s partying, fucking various girlfriends, and going to music festivals. It was all hollow hedonistic distractions in my 20s. Now I actually have things that fulfill me and give me purpose in life.

Playing with my kids is more fun than the best concert I ever saw while on MDMA.

>>508811009 (OP)
>23
>havent had my first kiss

is it over bros?

>>508818730
>30
20s went by in a flash, didn't help I had undiagnosed health issues

>>508811009 (OP)
I didn't have my first kiss and I'm 30.

>>508811009 (OP)
Me:
>1st kiss- 12
>V Card- 18
>1st Relationship- 18
>Peak Life- 27
>1st Marriage- 28
>1st child- 34

How did i do?

>>508814990
Work to retire? The retirement age will be raised to 72 in the observeable future. There's no point in thinking I'll live that. Long. I am 28, basically middle aged if I happen to die in my 50s.

>>508811009 (OP)
>34 and have achieved none of these and never will either
God is evil for giving me this hell scape miserable life

>>508819492
communications disruption/10

>>508811009 (OP)
Nigga idgaf nigga the end is just around the corner we're entering WW3

>>508811009 (OP)
I’m a total normal fag. Sorry bros :( these check out

>>508818730
You failed to hook up with girls when they expected nothing from you. Now you will be expected to take them on a date, have a job, a car, and let them stay at your place without paying rent.

>>508811009 (OP)
>23 peak of Life satisfaction
Excuse me?

>>508818730
You’re cooked m8

>>508811009 (OP)
you forgot first house at 26

>>508812191
>Find religion or just end it.
Trvke

>>508820969
holy fuck this is so hot

>>508811009 (OP)
>kiss
ok
>first relationship
"ok"
>losing virginity
lol
>marriage
LMAO
>>508811177
Based and Kennypilled

>>508811009 (OP)
>Peak life: 8 years old
>First kiss: 12
>Losing virginity: 14
>First relationship: 23
>First child: 27
>Married: nope.

>>508812262
>>508815829
Funniest shit I've read in a while

>>508811009 (OP)
lol

>>508812262
ok but do you guys play SNES together?

>>508811962
>yeah bro, it will get better when you lose all your muscle and your dick stops working. Being 50 is way better than 20.
Shut the fuck up

>>508811177
Nigger larping as a tech enthusiast kek
Just another jigaboo who wants money off YouTube such a sad state of affairs

>>508814832
Cry about it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

>>508811009 (OP)
>peak of life satisfaction
>before first child
Yeah right.

>>508822109
I was here 15 years ago reading about 20s virgins bragging about how they're gonna reach their peak SMV at 40 or some shit and get unlimited pussy. I wonder what those anons are up to know kek

>>508811009 (OP)
>23: peak of life satisfaction
Accurate, but for all the wrong reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>508813264
Don't worry bro, I lost my v-card at 33, to a girl 6 years younger than me
You still have time

>>508822109
Your frame of reference is boomers who had it easy their whole lives
You can be muscular in your old age, pic related is 71

Also if your dick stops working you can always take viagra

It sort of fits with the 27 curse.
People kill themselves at 27 when they realize all they've missed.

>>508811009 (OP)
>Peak life satisfaction: Age 23
Kek, you can tell a woman made this

>>508811383
Yeah that's what happens when you follow The Life Script™, once they leave college it's over, they'll jump in a marriage for the social conformity. I'm always surprised at how unable to see patterns they are, they will watch shitty marriages and divorces around them and simply go ahead and do the same.

>>508814404
its right now

>>508823702
These kind of people only attract gold diggers, and then complain about them

>>508811009 (OP)
It is what it is.

>>508824334
Implying the age for that is not lowering

>>508819087
You can still get there, anon.
I didn't get mine until 30.
V-card alao 30.
1st relationship: 31
Marriage: 35
Some of us are just a little behind the curve, but it works out anyway.

I'm a woman and I've been cucked in every relationship I've been in and the only reason I have one now is because I'm basically his slave and I have to watch him have sex with others and participate and I hate it but all I can do is pretend it's ok and smile because I have low value no matter what

>>508822563
Nah anon, Kenny's based af bro

>>508811157
You should be asking what kind of kikes made that image unattainable (aside from the peaking at 23, all my grandparents said that their peak in life was when their kids had children of their own).

>>508826524
>proclaims to being a women here

you know the rules whore, we are waiting

>>508826933
I'm not allowed to share my body like that sorry

>>508826391
Were you with non-ugly, normal chicks? Bcuz I think real incels are rare and it's just a matter of standards for most

>>508824140
My dad had me in his early 60s and at 80 he still ran three miles a day, worked out 5x a week with weights, and had a 6 pack. Never used drugs or even supplements of any kind. Oh and my mom was almost 40 years younger. Age truly only matters if you let it matter

>>508827057
then gtfo, its as simple as that

>>508827074
For the short time I dated before getting married, I was with a bunch of normal to hot chicks. My problem wasn't physical. It was psychological. My abusive father left me feeling like something was wrong with me and I would never be loved. So I never even tried to date. I basically got raped by a chick at a party at 30 and realized I was at least fuckable. Took a bit longer to realize I was also loveable.

>>508827074
depending on your schooling and looks, its very easy for this to happen especially if you do the same thing every day and these days women are chad sexual everywhere even in south america here. in todays society people pretend you dont have a dick if youre not a chad

>>508811529
>>508811730
I want to help her become a dad!

>>508827057
>not allowed
Says who?

>>508811009 (OP)
Past all of those ages and never done any of those.

>>508827747
because holes are just into softcore attention seeking whoring to see the views go up on insta. they really are prudish and thus useless in reality and i look forward for sex robots to come out so all their value comes to an end

>>508811009 (OP)
>>508811009 (OP)
>>508811009 (OP)

>>508828144
>>508828144
>>508828144

P W E A S E
RESPECT
WAHMEN

>>508811009 (OP)
gay kike shit kys

zoomers? I'm 36 and not even at step 1 and gave up well over a decade ago

>>508811730
>her ugliness is demoralizing
She is actually ugly enough to make me uncomfortable. I will never watch the show because I really don't want to be forced to look at her face

>>508811009 (OP)
I'm past age for everything and honestly I couldn't care less
Back to my Vidya

>>508811009 (OP)
that image is terribly incomplete without
>first home ownership (fully paid)

>>508827438
>chad sexual everywhere even in south america here. in todays society people pretend you dont have a dick if youre not a chad

What do you mean?

>>508828788
What was your life like?

>>508811009 (OP)
>6
>16
>16
>literally never
>literally never
>lost custody

Its a doggy dog dog

>>508829312
its a self explanatory statement, what do you want explained?

>>508817577
with the way sluts are, girls give bjs before first kiss and the rest

>>508829354
Privileged as hell. My dad is (was) a surgeon and was barely ever home growing up, he was always at work. He cheated on my mom multiple times over the years including once in north carolina, a state that has this "alienation of affection" law still and the husband found out and sued my dad and he had to settle for hundreds of thousands of dollars. His cheating destroyed my family, but my parents are still together, it was very hard to forgive my dad for what he did but he does love us and has made some amends for what he did.

Anyways kind of a tangent I could go on forever about it but I'll just say all the fuck ups in my life I don't blame my dad or mom or anything, just myself and as time has gone by I realized how badly I fucked up my own life by always being a lazy coward and never asking anyone for help or trying to get help when I was younger and needed it. Now decades later I'm miserable but still somehow make life work just accepting that I'm never going to have a normal life.

>>508827438
I'm ugly as shit and I'm confident I could fuck a fatty every day if that was my thing

>>508811009 (OP)
I lost my virgin status at 15, had a dozen gfs over the decades but never married, never fathered a child (luckily) and now live a happy single life in health & wealth. What good did I do in former lives to deserve this? I don't know.

t. 58

>>508811009 (OP)
>23
>peak of life satisfaction
???

>>508811009 (OP)
I had my first kiss in like 1st grade

other boys don't experience that?

>Live to worship 3DPD
shiggydiggy

>>508811862
Its bullshit.
No 23yo wears a bow-tie.

>>508830492
It gets funnier when you pay attention
>Kissing and having sex comes before a proper relationship
lmao kikes at their best

>>508830538
Yeah but that doesn’t count it’s just innocent kid stuff. For most people your first kiss comes between 11-13 when you’re hitting puberty and going on Teennie bopper “dates” where you start glowing and freaking out for days bc a chick kissed you on the lips

>>508830410
yeah and you would be one of 50 guys shes with, well done on the confidence though bro.

if you're 0 for 6 you are my blood brother

>>508811009 (OP)
Weird there's such gaps. Doesn't it happen all at once?
First kiss + relationship + virginity loss was all at 17

>>508813055
The world around us keeps getting worse, but it really is possible for your life to keep getting better as you get older.

My life is better at 42 than it was at 32 or 22. My life can reasonably be even better at 52. Remove the negative things from your life and replace them with more positive things.
As long as the kids are grown up, a lot of men are happier without their bitch wife even if she divorce rapes him. After the divorce he knows he gets to keep everything he earns (minus taxes) so he may even up his game as a single man. He may end up with a nicer house in a nicer area

>>508829634
the last part

>>508830403
Get help for what exactly?

>>508811283
>What would be the adaptations that would emerge from women not having kids until they're 40?
longer time until wall. slower aging. which imo people who wall should be selected out, not reproducing before wall sets in

>>508831405
I kissed years before having sex.

>>508811009 (OP)
It’s over.

>>508830448
And why didn't any of those relationships last?

>>508813264
"Over" is a mindset, an illusionary cage in your mind.
Dispel the illusion and all the sudden it is no longer over. Just understand you will have to put effort in to make yourself desirable and will have to actually meet people.

its over im not even past step 1 and im in my 30s

>>508833904
just go for an escort in south america. best ones i got were in panama but because they were colombians so i would go to medellin. i know it wont be the same but it will be fun and it will help your confidence and they are like 40-60 usd.

>>508833904
sometimes i feel bad for 30+ yo virgins but then i remember how ungrateful and unempathetic women are

>>508833904
I'm vaginaslider-anon. it's not that great. if you had to choose between total virgin, handholdless, kissless, vrigin
or
did everything but actual penetration

I'd probably go back and choose the 0 action option.

>first kiss age 20
>started dating a girl at 24
>got married at 25
>turned 26 a few weeks ago
>wife is currently four months pregnant
Bros I bloomed late but I fucking bloomed.

>>508811009 (OP)
What went wrong that I fucked up these mile stones

>>508811009 (OP)
how many people are actually living fulfilled lives even accomplishing these milestones? how do you even measure this?

>>508832885
Depression, anxiety, low self esteem, no identity, imposter syndrome, etc. Just typical unaddressed issues that I never tackled that stopped me from developing into a normal person.

>>508813264
I am 25 and a virgin lmaooooo

>>508826524
Damn bro, that is harsh. In all fairness you prbably went looking for a chad and got the chad experience, so it goes.

>>508811009 (OP)
I'm 23 and I never talked to a woman romantically. Actually I kind of tried to romance a classmate back in high school but she started talking about how many guys liked her and whatnot and I got confused by the female trickery and fucked off. Looking back it almost feels like she liked me too but I looked like a weird rat fuck so there's no way.

>>508828585
Jesus, what happened to that guy?

>>508811177
that's a nice barred rock

>>508811009 (OP)
What's the point of any of this shit?

>>508811283
Extinction. Not every situation results in evolution.

>>508836130
drugs and alcohol

>>508834444
What are you even saying? Are you talking about female virgins?

>>508836376
I think he's saying it isn't worth it due to the requirement of interacting with a woman

>>508814836
>>508814990
Man I'm 50:50 both of you guys depending on how horribly my life is going in the given moment

>>508835240
What was your childhood like? What was your relationship with your parents like?

>>508811009 (OP)
32 and never experienced any of that. Those are just milestones for kike boomer culture. It takes guts to be alive and a virgin past the age of 30.

>>508835100
congrats, anon
I'll pray for the health of your wife and child

>>508836507
Got our first ultrasound and the little fucker is perfect, right on schedule, six ounces, 155bpm heart rate. Can't wait to see if he inherited my schizophrenia.

>>508836468
Guts how?

>>508811009 (OP)
This was the norm before jeets invaded

>>508836288
Simp chart to demoralize kids who don't know any better.

>>508835240
personally, my parents were ultra christian and threatened they'd disown me if i had any relationships with girls whatsoever until i was out of college and had a job that could support a family
i was too high inhib to try anything when i was younger and now i couldnt if i wanted to
plus im also really ugly and they had me at 40 so im probably retarded to some degree

>>508836637
Look at everyone else crying bcos tfw no gf waaah. Ya'll base your life around cunt, while better men may as well be KHHV and not give 2 shits.

>>508837037
>plus im also really ugly
Imagine even thinking about women knowing this. You should have just looked at the mirror and said "Ok, not my game" by the age of 20. Why even think about women if you're really ugly?

>>508837220
>Why even think about women if you're really ugly?
hormones, mainly

>>508837314
Don't let that faghot demoralize you, go to the third world and be the exotic american man

>>508811009 (OP)
I'm 36, I haven't done any of those.

>>508837314
I got those too and I still let my prefrontal cortex loose at the lizardbrain when the latter tries to fool me with sex.

>>508837386
It's called realism, spic. Man has better things to do than play games rigged against him.

>>508811009 (OP)
sorry op meant to post this

>>508811177
>great value Luke

>>508837440
Iv some all of these and have much more peak life satisfaction at 38 than my 20s.

>>508837386
thanks for the kind words
maybe when i have some money ill give it a try

>>508837220
>Why even think about women if you're really ugly?

Do you think being unattractive means you don't have feelings or desires?

>>508830448
Glad to hear you're exiting the gene pool with your middling character! Goodbye Krautcuck.

>>508834444
Checked eternal females are trash wisdom from a spic beaner. You're not all bad.

>>508838008
Yes actually. When I felt unattractive, my libido died. When women showed interest, it resurrected. How do you look at your ugly mug and think "I need sex"?

>>508834444
checked

>>508811009 (OP)
>23
>Peak of life satisfaction
Say fucking what? I'm 43, and every year gets better. 23 was like the bottom.

>>508827076
It is less likely these days with egalitarianism to get a 10+ years younger wife

>>508838514
Yeah but you didn't get married and have kids, did ya now?

>>508838527
With "egalitarianism"*.

Never fool it for actual equality (because it isn't; women are more equal).

>>508811009 (OP)
What year is that data from? 1990?

34 here, haven't cleared a single one nor I care to

>>508819492
Complete this and post it back to this thread

>>508811862
I am 39 and life keeps getting better. Sucks to be average I guess.

>>508839081
Based. Fucking zased. This is what I come to read here. Tired of these bitches here crying like redditors.

>Born in 2000
>Peak Zoomer era was 2014-2019
This is the honest truth.

>>508812191
my religion is just relaxing all the time and not letting things get me mad. took 40 years to figure it out but I've never been happier. also saving money to the point where I have some so I can buy shit helps.

If you didn't have your first kid at 18, you failed at life.