Thread 508818586

Nigger steals sunglasses in shopping mall and runs away.
He then jumps off a 2 story ledge onto a skating rink below and broke both his legs in the fall.

Lol. Lmao even.

>>508818586 (OP)
Reminds me of those retarded black teens who ran across a highway through a highway in traffic, and jumped into a small gap between roads that lead to a 3-story drop
They died on camera, obviously

>>508818586 (OP)
Are the tax payers going to fund his healthcare and speedy recovery?

>>508818586 (OP)
Yall ever see such a graceful elegant nigger on ice before? Whiteoids take note

>>508818586 (OP)
Golly gee I wonder why this happened..

>>508818911
Needs to have
>WASTED
added.

WTF, they broke his legs over some sunglasses?

>>508819007
Kek that would've been perfect

>>508818586 (OP)
Ice skating rink in a mall?
That's pure menthol mist 90s energy

>>508818586 (OP)
>broke both his legs in the fall.
Yea but thanks to the sunglasses he looked badass doing it.

Black Newton discovers gravity.

>>508818586 (OP)
why are they like this?
>"stop! don't move!"
>*proceeds to breakdance*

>>508818586 (OP)
Thought it was a chicken in a boot.

>>508818586 (OP)
Did he think he was gonna break through the ice like in a cartoon?

>>508818586 (OP)

His mistake was jumping on such a slippery surface, he would have been fine otherwise. How stupid can you get? he's lucky he didn't slide backwards and slammed the back of his head against the ground. Also, why does he pull his cellphone out as soon as he breaks his legs, was he going to post it on instagram?

>>508818586 (OP)
my fucking sides kek there is like this BLM-nurse white woman/Jewess (I can't tell) on skates at the ready to aid any wounded nigger in distress, maybe it's a dude, or a troon, or all of the above

>>508819293
There's a very good chance that any given nigger has numerous priors and is on probation.

>>508818586 (OP)
>couldnt see how far the drop was clearly

lmao
BLACKED OUT

it doesnt look very far of a jump i guess back people just cant jump

>>508819465
>>508819477
He french fried when he should have pizza'd

>>508818586 (OP)
>no sound

>>508818586 (OP)
>exists in white society
>steals from white society
>jumps and breaks both his legs
>HALP ME WHITE SOCIETY!

He will sue the shopping centre and probably win.

>>508818911
BEHOLD !!
the first successful male to female sexchange

>>508818586 (OP)
imagine how much cheaper healthcare would be without these people

Blacks should be banned from all malls.
They have ruined every mall in American cities.

>>508818586 (OP)
Nice

>>508819775
Fucking Kek

>>508818911
Dayum nigga. He will steal now in a wheelchair.

>>508818586 (OP)
fuck
it'll be awhile before he's running again after those breaks
ouch, they snapped outwards, crazy

>>508818586 (OP)
Heh, i thought black dont crack.

future astronaut moment

>>508819886
No videos outside of /gif/ have audio, newfag.

>>508818911
He didnt suffer enough.

>>508818586 (OP)
>darkie goes
Whuh fukkin wrong wi' u nigga?
>White girl goes
How may I render assistance, injured fellow?

>>508820160
at least prove a link to x or something

older than u

>>508818586 (OP)
this appears to be a mix of
>security footage
>perps personal footage
>bystander footage
did a cop at the station put this edit together

>>508818586 (OP)
>*breaks legs*
>Yo hol up nigga lemme check my snapchat

Worst axel attempt I have ever witnessed.

I hate reality

>>508819465
>bruh just broke both mah legs baka

>>508818586 (OP)
He went from being a thief to a beggar in less than 20 feet. Color me impressed!

>>508819007
Boy literally ragdolled himself

>>508818586 (OP)
Serious case of anklehippolitus

>>508818586 (OP)
me too browses pol and find this posted on a thread and then proceed to post an own thread about it lel, two can play this game

>people rush to the nigger to help him
lmao why?
just leave him there

>>508818586 (OP)
Did he get to keep them Guccis though?
He finna be ballin' when he get back to good healf.

>>508818586 (OP)
I see people still relax around niggers. They will never learn.

"Legs were all weenie"

"He's a habitual line stepper."

https://youtu.be/ry2XlLKctiI?si=qmBDKmTxZhOG6SWT

>>508820385
Esoteric lel

>>508818586 (OP)
>White men can't jump
>Black men can't skate
ice is white men business, stay away niggers.

>>508819465
>>508820323
>Chat am i cooked?
>no youre on ice

>>508818893
Yes, and his multi-million dollar payout for emotional trauma

>>508818586 (OP)
My taxes are now going to be paying for this nigger’s disability and healthcare for the next 50 years.

What's up with the white woman that comes to his aid at the end?

>>508819981
They ruin everything they're allowed into.
County fairs, Amusement parks, Malls, Movie theaters, Restaurants, Schools.
All it takes is 3 niggers and suddenly it's ruined. Whatever it is. Nothing can withstand the introduction of 3 niggers.

>>508820826
T'was beauty that killed the beast

Glad he got hurt but would have been funnier if he nailed the jump but kept slipping on the ice til the cops just calmly walked down there

>>508819981
My local malls don't allow anyone under 18 to enter because of nigs. Actually quite nice. It's fucking hilarious because my state only has like 1% niggers, but the ones we do have cause every bit of crime.

>>508819510
>>508819293
>>508818911
>>508818709
Reminder that 1/3 of ALL black males in America are CONVICTED felons.

>>508818586 (OP)
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna have an aneurysm I'm laughing so hard at you nigbro!

>>508818586 (OP)
human body is so shitty cant even fall a few body lengths without snapping in 3 places

>>508818911
CHECKED

>>508818911
Even the nigger shouldn't relax around himself.

>>508818586 (OP)
And immediately open his phone. Total degenerate. Even the people here aren't that retarded, lol

>>508821162
oi mate! do you have a loicense for your shitty bong body?

>>508818586 (OP)
Am I the only one who thought it was a rooster from the thumbnail?

>>508818586 (OP)
lol what a fragile pussy, I've jumped from higher places and my legs didn't break.

>>508818586 (OP)
Sheeit

>>508820976
Lemme guess - Montana? North Dakota? South Dakota? Everywhere else has way more niggers that 1%.

>>508818586 (OP)
hope he sues the mall for negligence
it's way too easy to jump down onto the ice
he dropped his brand new glasses too

>>508818586 (OP)
He didn't fly so good.

>>508818586 (OP)
HE NEED SOME MILK

>>508818586 (OP)
The ref starts using a bunch of expressions that look like an italian sports coach disapointed in the kids he's coaching, then it looks like that's literally the only set of expressions he is capable of using while on ice skates, as he realizes he is now in a serious situation that is related to either suicide, drugs, a life or death chase, or a retarded person, and then he runs away so someone capable of non angry-italian-coach expressions can come in to address the situation properly.
>>508820982
In my university, we were taught that because 1/3 of blacks are convicted felons, and the amendment that ended slavery has an exception for felons, that wokists consider right now to be a phase of white supremecist slavery, and that blacks are still oppressed, since prisons still have them work. Blue lives really do matter.

>>508821781
niglagence. what strikes me is how how integrating blacks into white society had exactly the same effect as the the "racists" warned would happen.

>>508821781
Hope you catch a stray bullet by a Moldovan gypsy.

>>508821535
No
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be something even dumber

>>508821858
And amberlamps too !

>>508818586 (OP)
what graceful creatures

It's the malls fault for not having an animal control policy

>>508820982
Be sure to ask AI about this issue. Its fun to see a machine squirm like a liberal in its efforts to not be racist.

>>508819981
They truly have. One would think all the big money financing REITs would say something. But they don’t. And it happens to every single public space. They inevitably make it untenable to visit or participate in whatever they do.

>>508821822
It shouldnt have taken 80 posts for this. Lock in boys

>>508821858
>HE NEED SOME MILK
In my first aid/CPR class the instructor showed that milk video. He was a paramedic teaching it and says it is common for OD people to come out of it fighting mad if they regain consciousness.

>>508821535
>>508822082
kek

LOL
niggers

>>508819775
kek

>>508819775
gemerald

>>508818586 (OP)
lmao
>White guy
>"Aw geez fucking, fucking nigger fuck, God what the fuck"
>leaves

>White woman
>"omg r u okay????"

repeal the 19th

>>508818709
>>508820982
Reminder that only about 5% of black adults can read at a 6th grade level.

Reminder that we are literally by definition a genetically separate species.

Reminder that they were separated for more than 2 million years in sub-Saharan Africa.

Reminder that for context it took only 40,000 years to turn wolves into dogs, and only 60,000 years to turn rams into sheep.

Reminder that they all hate you no matter how not-racist you are.

Remember. Remember.

>>508818586 (OP)
Was this the West Edmonton Mall?

>>508824102
self bump

>>508824127
Galleria Mall in Houston

>>508824127
I thought that for a second too, West ED doesnt have walkways overtop the ice, though.

So, anyone wanna guess what hes going to sue the mall for?

>>508819886
>>508820251
Lurk more tourist.

The thing with ice is it’s quite slippery.
Not many people know this.

>>508818586 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQtkgQ08xM

>>508818586 (OP)
AWESOME LMAO

>>508818709
I NEED THIS VIDEO NIGGER LOVER!

>>508819477
thats just some random dude who was skating. are you retarded?

>>508819981
same but apply it to the entire country. then the globe. TND.

>>508818586 (OP)
O-oh ho ho... You love to see it. I hope that hurt as much as it looked like.

>>508820854
>County fairs,
that makes me sad. used to really love those. now its just nigger gangs. HANG ALL DAMN NIGGERS
!

>>508820982
THE OTHERS ARE ALSO FELONS, JUST NOT CONIVCTE YET

>>508820976
>It's fucking hilarious
its really not. is a roach infestation hilarious? you call the exterminator. its costly and not fun.

>>508830529
i just rewatched his. observe @0:37. look at that EVIL LITTLE NIGGERS EYES. THAT SAME NIGGER IS RUINING HTE MALL THIS VERY DAY. EVIL NIGGERS

>>508830529
i can't believe jews took this from us.

>>508830268
>>508818709
his name is Brandon Turner
he was a professional skateboarder
he has videos about the rehab and all that, but it might help find the video knowing that.
Im not searching because I dont care, but will watch if u can find and post it

>>508818709
>>508831097
sorry maybe that was a separate flailing nigger running from the police bridge incident but this one lived

>>508818586 (OP)
Chat, can we get a gofundme for his hospital and lawyer fees?

>>508830705
kek I'm pretty sure that nigger stole my bike last week! Had the same hairstyle and wiley look in his eyes

>>508818586 (OP)
I way the guy gestures up like, that's really high up are you fucking retarded?

>>508823194
what the actual fuck

>NO ITS A LIE

>while its true, ITS STILL NOT ACCURATE

it was taught this horse shit. machines cannot contradict logic without producing errors

>>508818911
He better suffer as a cripple the rest of his life without any help from the taxpayer.

>>508820854
don't forget public swimming pools
that was a huge blow to summer community activity

>>508821535
I didn't used to. Thanks Pamrada

>>508820982
MOAR. that stats of crimes they DEFINITIVELY caught were like 65% nigger

now lets factor in the crimes where the perp escaped, crimes unsolved, missing statistics, unreported intentionally because muh racisms, or intentionally misidentifying the race like libshits in the justice system do, you'll find its like closer to "ALMOST ALL OF THE VIOLENT CRIMES" committed by these fucking jiggaboos

the remainder are gang affiliated wetbacks

>>508818709
That sounds similar to the one where the dude jumped off the highway next to a building and dropped a few stories, the back of his head caught a chain link fence post and decapitated him

>>508820854
SO FUCKING TRUE

>>508818586 (OP)
This guy's reaction is priceless

>>508818586 (OP)
How did he fuck that up you need to absorb the impact what a retard

>>508830529
I see niggas even in this one bro.

>>508818586 (OP)
Is that blood all over the back of his pants?

>>508831821
Oh I see it's an ice rink. Still a retard

>>508819726
Lmao

>>508820976
That's literally everywhere. It's not 13/52. Black males aged 14-35 are like 3% the population, and that 52% is homocide. All crime is like 80%.

It's like 3% the population does 80% of all crime.

>>508823194
>Black 5 year olds literally dindu nuffin

>>508818586 (OP)
Do it again! But upside down.

Oh, almost forgot: YOU STUPID DUMBASS NIGGER!

>>508831782
The fatigue is real

>>508824005
Nobody said you could play through! Get off my ice rink! He's not even a member, look at the way he's dressed, for Christ's sake! Would you get off my rink? Go back the way you came! Listen, what am I paying my fucking dues for? This is my ice rink - if I want to skate here, I will play here, you understand? If he gets hit with my ice skates, that's his fucking problem!

I rarely say this, but I'm sure having many months with nothing but the internet telling him what a retard he is, this nigger will probably learn his lesson and comically overexaggerate this story to little niglets so they won't think they're cool and steal shit

>>508820976
Not at my mall, plenty of teen cunny fortunately

>>508819981
the mexicans too they're almost as bad
im in california so we dont have as many blacks so most of the mall shootings are the mexicans. last one I heard of was a 15 year old kid doing it

>>508818586 (OP)
SHII NIGGA KNOCKED SOME DREADS OFF

>>508818586 (OP)
USA in one picture.

>>508819981
They need to be expelled from the nation, but prior to that society needs to be resegregated. They should be kept in essentially an open air prison and forced to do manual labor each day and not allowed to travel through or interact with White society.

>>508820854
In Los Angeles, they would bus the downtown niglets in and completely ruin the schools. Imagine paying a hefty sum to live there, your kids go to a nice school on the western side, and LAUSD busses in all the little nigs and anchor baby wetbacks from the shitty areas to spread the misery out so it wasn't so concentrated.

they had a completely different program for the "gifted" few in the ghetto too to give those ones worth a shit a legitimate chance

in the 1980s it was largely very white there, where that annoying white "valley girl" speak came from, (good riddance). now its full of foreign invaders and if you look across a sea of children you wont see a single blonde one oftentimes

in 1 generation. destroyed everything. that fast.

Why did that first guy skating up to him get mad at the people above? Did he think they threw him onto the ice?

>>508820160
You forgot/wsg/

>>508831342
It is not contradicting itself. Use some reading comprehension. 1/3rd of all black males are not felons however 1/3rd of all *ADULT* black males are.

See the different? Black males includes black babies with BBC or i guess because its still gorwing LBC. But besides the point the AI is not wrong. The AI is simply correcting the user to make sure that hes accurately racist.

>>508818586 (OP)
let me guess he made a patreon and got $50 million

>>508818586 (OP)
Ambulance got called, received surgery and of course he isn't going to pay the bill. All for some gaudy $40 sunglasses that probably are not even polarized.

>>508819162
kek
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750983137824899.webm

>>508832475
to be more than fair,
no fucking man likes hearing 'WELLLLL TEEEEEECHNICALLY"
especially not from some fucking robot kike

>>508819145
It's Mentos!
The freshmaker!

>>508819073
Ice is white supremacist
>>508819293
Picrel

>>508823194
33.9% of black male youths have been arrested and 46% of all underage violent crimes are perpetrated by black males

>>508832475
this exact shit is covered in Mein Kampf, how uncle adi would say these kikes would lie straight to your face unabashedly, or twist and warp the truth into some fantastical abomination and act like that's how it is and has always been

>>508818586 (OP)
Why are they like this?

>>508832475
It's dishonest and arguing in bad faith to include that addendum because juvenile crime statistics are purposely not reported at the nationwide level. What little information is available supports that the trend remains the same if not greater for black youths.

>>508832922
They have subhuman intelligence. His monkey instincts told him he could parkour down it like a gorilla

>>508832922
anon you are asking why grass is green, sky is blue, or nigger acts like a nigger so much we have a highly offensive word that describes them as universally despicable. a word so on the money they chimp the fuck out when they hear it

>>508821207
they should have made him keep dropping until he finally stuck the landing right.
just drag him back up, flop him off the railing again and again and again.
until he gets the landing right.

>>508818586 (OP)
>>508832922
Real jeet vs train energy

>>508818586 (OP)
Call da ambalamps

>>508818586 (OP)
I was smoking crack with a faggot in a motel room on the second story and I had to jump out of the bathroom window to keep from getting raped. I broke an ankle but at least it wasn't on an ice skating rink. I had a friend with a lot of oxycodone that got me through the night,

>>508821858
Sup, Mike.

>>508833185
anon... just write a book about being a degenerate and then use the money from the book to stop being a degenerate

>>508818929
Koko was a a lesbian monkey experts fraud for fame.

>>508820687
Really just water in general. Niggers can’t swim. Now I need to see a nigger get /W A S T E D/ by steam lmao

We've been so cucked in this country that every nigger on the street is given endless free passes and seen as just another citizen, when literally most of them do nothing but steal, murder and sell dope, all day every day. It's fucking ridiculous.
It rains niggers onto ice rinks and we all just giggle a bit and move on, in permanent denial that these feral hyenas have infested every aspect of our lives and have made it uglier, dumber, and more violent every year since emancipation. Curse the greedy bastards who brought them over, I hope they rot in hell.

So this meme might now have sound?
Can someone link the original video?

>>508832922
i did not shoop this
look at that fuckin mouth

>>508829796
is this something that happened recently?

>>508833861
you should see how fast it makes beaner feet slip on the sidewalk

He intentionally jumped this way? What's the point of losing legs over fucking glasses.

>>508832922
They are sub human ape mutant spawn.

>>508818586 (OP)
cold water at that hight is like concrete

>>508834199
Are you trying to reason a sub animals actions?
Sub = Below
Animal = Beast

>>508834199
What's the point in getting hit by a train just for a selfie of you walking beside the tracks as it passes?

his ankles are broken

>>508818911
To be fair the greatest ice skating moment of all time was a female nigger doing a back foot and landing on one foot and it was pretty sick

>>508834458
It's not cold it's frozen, & it's not water it's ice, & it isn't a human it's a nigger animal.

>>508830705
They came up with a whole Game Show inspired by usa black niggers called Raid the Cage

>>508818911
They call him James Brown now because not only did he perform a perfect split, he also shit himself in the process

>>508818586 (OP)
Watch out for the black ice!

I am a shoop master.

>>508818586 (OP)
>the first guy that skates up to him

>>508834714
Worse than that, look at the spray of blood when he hits the ground. Bone probably punched right through an artery

>>508836614
you're hired

>>508836927
there has to be a HQ of this video
so the extra details please us

>>508831782
>”It’s raining niggers now? I bet the Jews are responsible”

>>508835955
GORILLA ICE ICE BABY

>>508818586 (OP)
>Instant karma's gonna hit you
>Gonna hit your back off your feet
>Better recognize your brothers
>Stop stealing all their sheeeit

>>508819654
They can't land.
Also, that was in Houston at the galleria. They get gang shooting all the time

>>508835955
CARLOS!!!

You know he's stolen a ton of shit before, and this is the payment for those thefts. Nothing is free.

Baha dumb nigger

>>508818586 (OP)
Any update on this? I'm guessing he also shattered his tailbone and possibly broke his back but I'm curious what the official injuries are.

first time a nigga has been on the ice

>>508818911
Sheeeeiiiitt Holms....
Dat b won broke ass nigga!

Niggers hate to be seen as physically awkward, this is good stuff. He looks like a dead baby bird with his new set of extra knees and his little tiny feetsies pointing three different directions.

>>508818586 (OP)
Ban assault rinks NOW!

>>508837503
>mirror mirror on the wall
>who is the blackest of them all
>a man named KANG and much'a /pol/
>havin lotsa lulz with that ice rink fall

>>508830529
This has blackpilled me harder than any nigger, jew, jeet, etc. vid I’ve seen here in months. I remember being a bright eyed 8 year old in the 90s and honestly feeling how magical and fun and happy and safe public areas and malls were. Now I can’t go a fucking block without seeing NIGGERS destroying shit or being fucking nuisances. FUCK

>>508840031
watch the prices of homes in very white enclaves. +100% in 4 years here

>>508818586 (OP)
Steals glasses.
Jumps two stories onto solid ice to evade police.
Breaks both legs.
Immediately pulls out phone.
Why are they like this?

>>508840513
He was bored, so he thought he would just scroll on his phone until the White Man could get around to fixing his latest fuckup and powdering his little nigger ass for him (again).

>>508820854
Park near me used to have a court that would be flooded in the winter for skating. Had a zamboni in a garage at the park. Niggers got in and busted up and graffitid on it as well as stole some other supplies out of the garage. No more zamboni and no more ice rink in the winter. Population of ~8000 and at most 8 nigger families. Everyone knew who it was because the little niggers were always causing problems. Color me surprised when they were caught with some of the shit that was in the garage

>>508840031
They are a race of absolute retards. Jews and women turned them from servile shadow creatures (their proper place) into a swarm of entitled cockroaches that have bred out of control.
It's gotten so bad that I could watch them get loaded into trucks and shot one by one in a field and only feel mild boredom. Nigger Heil Hitler indeed.

>>508818911
His pain was delicious. Post more please

>>508819981
ahh blud, he kilt

>>508840993
Niggers ruin everything. They crave the song of the whip. Notice how they tend to relax and almost get happy once the cuffs are on and they are under control of the white man? They cannot handle freedom, and cannot be trusted with it.

>>508830705
Reparation Parade

>>508818586 (OP)
Why did he do it?

>>508832922
is it bad when blood leaks from the head

>>508820694
Lol, fuck you.

>>508838368
As a Canadian, I'm ashamed you don't remember the hockey player that jump kicked another hockey player into an early grave.

>>508818586 (OP)
Nigger MY KNEEzzzzzzzzz

>>508830973
It's a shame she walled as hard as she did

>>508818586 (OP)
That's a pretty cool mall, to have an ice rink in the middle like that

>>508818586 (OP)
How much will that cost to fix in the US?

>>508842549
Usually happens when women give birth.

>>508818911
KWAB

>>508818586 (OP)
Multiple compound fractures with protruding tibia through the thigh. This nigga is going to have permanent injuries for life every 15 minutes as his nigOS updates into his new self.

>>508818911
now he'll be able to dance like jay kay on the canned heat video

Could he have rolled to save his legs?

>>508820385
Now that comparison was funny.

>>508840031
Everyone views the 90's through rose tinted glasses until you realize that gang violence was at some of its highest across the country. Rodney King riots were happening. It wasn't all that different.