Thread 508820327

>News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y9mm333p2o

Josh got me banned when I fucking PAY for a fucking pass i'm genuinely crying
Fuck you you fat paedo nigger fuck this gay site Im not funding it any longer fuck you cunts who defend him
Ill have this fucking general shut down you fucking wait and see.
The last laugh is mine you fucking fat paedo nigger CUNT i'm not gonna fucking take it you fat greasy nigger paedo cunt. Fuck josh.

>bust his blocko larp
>josh instantly appears and has a 50 post multi-ID melty
>starts reposting my old posts
>blocko stops posting
kekistan fatty meltdown

>>508820327 (OP)
So this works if you're in the narrow range where a little boost can make a difference but if you're a manlet it's kinda pointless

>>508820327 (OP)
Do these shoes work if you put them on your willy? Asking for a friend.

I'm not 'ducknonce' or James or landlordanon or Bogscran. I've been banned hundreds of times. I don't give a fuck lol. Fat nonce is malding because I spotted his VPN larp
He got me banned and the fanfic he posts is just that, i wasnt genuinely crying he edited the posts and its obvious, he has chatgpt write him a proxy and edit peoples posts to repost them on the archive then links them.
Sad fat nonce.

How to spot Josh 101:

He will start changing IDs using his paedophile proxy when he gets BTFO/upset/loses an argument/is proven wrong on something/gets ignored.
The usual suspects will only appear when he's here and will disappear when he's gone.
He usually likes using the following phrases which can be added to your filter list:

>yano
>laa
>good lad
>scran
>newfag
>creasing at
>ofsm
>thread celeb
>e-celeb
>classically handsome
>dench
>recursion

He plays the following characters in brit/pol:
Meme flag paki poster
Australian flag paki poster
dago
dench
elmer
wogdan
sosban
blocko


He is also:

The Malaysia flag ragebaiter
The Singapore flag ragebaiter
The Muslim flag ragebaiter
Anyone who blames the paki posting / ragebaiting on "Bradley" or "Wogdan" is him. You'll see 1pbtid's appear to blame them after Josh's misdeeds
Random USA flags calling you names about your teeth / the king etc
Anyone who talks about not being able to own property
Anyone who says he "isn't even here" or that he "left ages ago"
He will also tell people to stop talking about him, but usually from a 1pbitd or sock puppet he has setup for use later.
Occasionally he will forget, then post something about himself on that ID.

Watch out for 1pbtid IDs (usually foren flags) that appear out of nowhere, call someone a "newfag" after someone asks why Josh is being a nonce/BTFO/posting ragebait that ID will then disappear, or agree with the nonce, then disappear, or attack "Wogdan" then disappear. Those are all him too.

who put a quid in the nonce?
did he get BTFO on AI again or something?

When you describe the new abortion law to people they don't believe you, they think there are regulations in place and that you've misunderstood

>>508820591
>he has chatgpt write him a proxy and edit peoples posts to repost them on the archive then links them
What the fuck am I reading

>>508820327 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFbcp5CiFS4
>I will not cease from mental fight
>Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand

>>508820787
Qrd?

>>508820814
fanfic, you're reading fanfic.
like when he posted with a belarusian VPN and then claims thats me

Question Time is about to start lads

>>508820327 (OP)

The decline is going fast now. You can see it everywhere. You can feel it.

All of our ghosts are coming back at once.

The ruling class are retreating, they arent even fighting it now. They are abandoning any shred of duty they might have to lead.

hopped out the mercer and sneezed
thought to myself 'somebody's envying me again'

Imagine using a Belarusian proxy the. Trying to say that's me, when no Von has Belarus as a VPN endpoint. Fatty exposed himself and his little larp. Oh I'm crying because a pass got banned. Despite me not using a pass and Belarus not even being a VPN option just like Russia or China or North Korea. Busted another larp lol. Look at him seethe though. He big mad

https://xcancel.com/CPhilpOfficial/status/1938245751575863327#m
>Footage of my meeting the aggressive Romanian and Bulgarian migrants living in 'tent city' on Park Lane yesterday
>They're undertaking organised nuisance begging, gambling, handling large wads of cash, working as delivery drivers and who knows what else
>The Home Office must immediately enforce deportation to their home countries
>Instead, Labour are about to repeal the legislation that gives the police powers to move people on
>Labour have lost control

>>508821083
me when anyone asks me to do anything

>>508820814
The fat nonce reported my posts and had my Pas banned. I'm a university student who requires a pass to post because of the fact that my halls internet bans 4chan. I might be a "newfag" as the fat dosser calls it but I've tried to not argue or get banned. the fatty had me banned and I literally can't afford to keep subsidizing this site.. so goodbye, josh killed my student id and my pass because he cried to the jannies , bye lads.

>>508820787
The average british person is utterly fucking dense so it's not surprising

I really don't know how some people function

>>508820878
women can induce miscarriage up to birth and face no legal repercussions, all their baby teeth, hair, nails
can just kill it and there will be no prosecution

I can almost sympathise given his predicament. His upbringing obviously wasn't great which isn't technically his fault. He didn't learn to socialise with other children in a normal manner resulting in his exclusion. His crippling npd won't allow him to try anything in case he fails. It won't allow him to get a job where he'll be told what to do. That's far too frightening. Nature cursed him with a short stature. 5' 9" isn't particularly short but again his npd can't accept it. He's fat, middle aged and balding. His npd rages against it all. And all he's got is this place 18 hours a day.
Just try and imagine that

>>508821113
They know the power of the magic word.

>comes back from HISTORIC Nato summit
>keeps praising orange man and defending him every time making Ed Davey eternally seethe
>makes Kemi look like a complete retard and spends the whole PMQs on his day back relentlessly dunking on her (again)
>"ummm Mr PM are yew ackshually saying Iran should have been bombed sooner??" "yeah"
>dismisses some seething muzzie le gaza independent MP whining about muh human rights abuses
>doubles, triples and quadruples down on his disability cuts for lazy NEETs and retards
>agrees with a scottish MP literally unironically calling the SNP and Humza Yousef fifth columnists in parliament
how in the fuck is this man actually winning me back over again kek

>>508821254
Good Enoch predicted it

I fund this site because I have to
I'm not going to any more
The nonce reported me for this because he can't handle it
He literally can't handle it so reported it and cried to the jannies and I got a week ban and support this site because I can only post here by paying. Fuck josh

>point out blocko larp
>jnonce appears and seethes on multiple different IDs confirming his larp
lol, lmao even
weird how he got mad and appeared when his blocko larp got busted kek

>>508821284
>makes Kemi look like a complete retard
I don't think you need to actually do anything for that

Wow looks at the effort he puts in.
You lads can see now, when you see all these flags appearing and agreeing with the nonce, as if there was any doubt the sad fatty uses paedo proxy site to agree with himself. Imagine not being able to retort, dropping your mutt larp and then just copy pasta my posts. How sad. I guess I won :^)

>>508821200
it's like an entire country doing that mde skit 'The Man Who Would Never Be... What They Made Him To Be'
The UK like that? no way, not never, aint happening.

Can't wait for them to look into the whole deliveroo account sharing bollocks. Doubt they'll do a good job though.

>>508820928
Does anyone watch this anymore?

I stopped years back as it was rage inducing even then - imagine it's magnitudes worse now

plus I have literally not heard of anyone those cunts apart from the scottish labour bloke and thats only because I think are rupe was having a go at him on xitter

>bust blocko larp
>jnonce seethes
>blocko vanishes
wow weird lol
lmao even.

>>508821284
>>keeps praising orange man and defending him every time making Ed Davey eternally seethe
Papers could be all over it but they aren't.
KEIR ENDORSES TRUMP
DISAVOW DISAVOW

>fatty malding because ive exposed his playbook
>bust blocko larp
>jnonce seethes
>blocko vanishes
wow weird lol
lmao even.

nooo don't ban 4chan

It worked for De Niro

>>508821408
Covid was a black pill for many reasons, but it made me finally realise there is no saving this mess

>>508821202
Hmm no, there must be regulations in place, I think you're misunderstanding it.

>>508821428
They've got to. It's all out in the open now and it's gaining traction on social media. Public are getting fed up paying for everything while they take the piss. Expect massive crackdowns on account sharing with added layers of security. Wouldn't be surprised if they used this to force brit cards even harder

>>508821700
reeeee

lol
lmao, even

going to the pub after they ban 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB-eSM5qXQE

>>508821452
Used to love the QT and This Week threads until I went to jail in 2017 and it just wasn't the same without yous lot. I think Dimbleby was ousted before I got out in 2019 but can't remember. Never felt the need to watch again. It was only really good when Farage or Paul Nuttal was on anyway.

proper mad how josh just had a 50 post multi-id meltdown and blocko just magically stopped posting
hhahahah

>>508820877
it isn't actually called Jerusalem it's called And did those feet in ancient times

In 2014 a girl I met at my part-time job texted me asking if I wanted to go over to her place to watch Lassie since it was her favourite childhood movie. She was renting a ground floor studio flat at the back of what had been a terraced house which was being slowly renovated. I said okay and went over and she put the movie on. She immediately went over to her wardrobe and started putting on different clothes and asking me what I thought, and I just sat on her sofa and looked over whenever she was trying something else on and said "yeah, looks nice". I watched the entire movie alone and when it finished I stood up and we hugged and I walked home. She probably wanted to have sex but it honestly didn't really cross my mind.

>>508821595
I found /b/ in 2009 when I was 16, been here half my life now. I say ban it.

>1pbtid josh sex larp now for (you)s
ahaha
hahahaha

>>508821646
The way the hysteria vanished during blm
it was so absurd, such a crucible,
doublethink, hypocrisy
mass censorship of the obvious truth
I did enjoy the initial fear where noone really knew what was coming

starting to hate my phone camera

>>508822215
ring up your local GP and ask about getting a 'tism diagnosis you fuckin spacker
>>508820928
>Anas Sarwar
proper Sco'ish name innit

>>508822215
You were too deep in the ravine of a kino movie to be drug out by the lassie

>>508821890
difficult
decisions

>>508820814
The fat nonce reported my posts and had my Pas banned. I'm a university student who requires a pass to post because of the fact that my halls internet bans 4chan. I might be a "newfag" as the fat dosser calls it but I've tried to not argue or get banned. the fatty had me banned and I literally can't afford to keep subsidizing this site.. so goodbye, josh killed my student id and my pass because he cried to the jannies , bye lads.

>fatty malding because ive exposed his playbook
>bust blocko larp
>jnonce seethes
>blocko vanishes
wow weird lol
lmao even.

>>508822215
Lassie isn't really a sexy film, so I get you.

I fund this site because I have to
I'm not going to any more
The nonce reported me for this because he can't handle it
He literally can't handle it so reported it and cried to the jannies and I got a week ban and support this site because I can only post here by paying. Fuck josh

Wow looks at the effort he puts in.
You lads can see now, when you see all these flags appearing and agreeing with the nonce, as if there was any doubt the sad fatty uses paedo proxy site to agree with himself. Imagine not being able to retort, dropping your mutt larp and then just copy pasta my posts. How sad. I guess I won :^)

>>508822215
Nice dude

>>508822215
nice bro

>>508822215
nice bro

>>508821595
thought they already finished the investigation and concluded it was harmless

ducknonce won

>>508822465
>proper Sco'ish name innit
Yeah it is. He's Scottish so it's a Scottish name.

>>508821717
Yeah it's another excuse to push that shit on everyone else.
They can't wait to look at everyones bank accounts too.

looks like he exposed another larp when the paedo proxy double posted lmao
no doubt fatty will seethe more now

>>508822407
I have two cameras apart from my phone a sony rx100 and sony hx90, I still don't really get on with digital cameras, I like the old 35mm slrs but it's kind of ridiculous to have to develop negs unless you're some kind of art fag and even then it's pretty pointless seeing as you can add all the desirable traits in post anyway, such is life anyway thanks for reading my blog

>>508822215
cool my guy

>>508822215
great story, really upset crynonce cos it mentioned sex with females though

oh dear his larp didn't get enough (you)s so the nonce has to paedo proxy samefag replies lol
now he's mad he got spotted...again.. haha

>>508822686
I remember showing my dad the website trying to explain what it was and the first image that came up was that gif of a guy who shits on a baby
I didn't mention it again

Give me reasons why I should choose this thread over the one.

>>508820567
No you will remain short if you put them on your willy.

>>508820327 (OP)
>get 2-5 inches
yes that's what she'll be getting.

did he really just have a 50 post multi-ID proxy meltdown because his blocko larp got busted? kekistan kinda funny ngl. Pretty much confirmed it was his larp when he got so mad he had a metldown about it on multiple different IDs and then he tried to get (you)s with a mumsnet tier story and didn't get any so started paedo proxy posting replies to himself on it wow man

Who would have thought a child's toy would revolutionise modern warfare in less than a decade

Good news, NEET bros:
>PM to make 'substantial u-turn' on PIP payments
>I understand Starmer’s offer to the welfare rebel MPs is to protect PIP payments for all existing claimants forever.
>There will also be “grandfathering” of the disability top up universal credit for existing claimants. So again no detriment to existing claimants.
The changes to PIP and Universal Credit will only impact new claimants.
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-06-26/peston-pm-to-make-substantial-u-turn-on-pip-payments

>>508821890
it'd be so based if Keir just completely ignores this being an issue and just keeps doubling down on his Hard Choices(tm) even if Labour MPs start resigning and trying to have a no-confidence vote
FURTHER AND FASTER

>>508822897
/b/ n rotten

>>508820327 (OP)
I dunno why lie but then again i got some shoes that have at least some "improvement".

>>508820928
>Reform sporting a Big Lad
They get their policies from this thread.

>>508823176
Honestly I thought we'd have some kind of mass produced killer death bots before we have mass produced drones. Drones are so fucking cheap even compared to old missiles.

>>508823176
I still think the greatest benefit of drones is to the auditing community. Seeing people throw a fit because some guy with a camera is flying a drone over their building is always good for a laugh.

Pretty much confirmed it was his larp when he got so mad he had a metldown about it on multiple different IDs and then he tried to get (you)s with a mumsnet tier story and didn't get any so started paedo proxy posting replies to himself on it wow man, did he really just have a 50 post multi-ID proxy meltdown because his blocko larp got busted? kekistan kinda funny ngl.

>>508823227
two tier welfare

he walked right into it

>>508823227
Is his entire strategy to go 100% and then just dial it back a bit? Spineless faggot.

>>508820327 (OP)
Does that woman come with the shoes, or do you have to pay extra?

Boggy a bottle of Wyborowa deep seething about a fat wool nonce.

>>508823435
I think the health element is already lower for new claimants, so it's been two tier for some time.

>he posts a mumsnet tier story from 1pbitd
>5 of 8 replies are from his paedo proxy and also 1pbtid

all this because his block larp got busted, then blocko stops posting and josh appears to have a 50 post multi-id meltdown

>>508823241
Imagine Labour giving Raynor a go. The carnage lad.

>>508822961
I fucking despise boomers. Sooner these morons are all gone the better.

>>508822215
This was a great story, and it really upset crynonce too. Thanks for posting.

>>508823227
NEETs are the most powerful political class in the YooKay. Not even Thatcher could touch them at the height of her union busting spiel.

>>508820433
Seething pajeet

>>508821284
>how in the fuck is this man actually winning me back over again kek
because you are a naive retard who falls for the manipulation tactics of psychopaths. don't fall for it. he would throw you under the bus the moment he gets your vote.

>>508821488
checked

>>508823555
>grandfathers in better gibs for people already on it
>people won't therefore ever come off them because they'd never get that level of support again, even if genuine
>wonders why people won't come off bennies into work

*golf clap*

>>508822759
might get the pixel 9

>>508823561
When I become a Reform MP in 2029, I guarantee her Basic Instinct routine will work on me. I'll be using the despatch box to hide something.

Still larging it in 2025

>>508823569
The damage they have done, though. What a legacy.

>>508823569
continentals are rank

>>508823904
Starmer would be great in an American Psycho remake.

For some reason the girl I mentioned didn't want me to see her naked. Looking back I feel for her a bit, she was actually quite attractive, tall (we were pretty much the same height) and could easily have found someone else. I was a bit confused why she liked me, but it was nice of her. She really loved her ex-boyfriend and kept going on about him and how he used to hit her so much she had bruises but that she still loved him. We didn't have sex or even tough each other's genitals. One time she sat on my groin and lowered her breast into my mouth but it was really dark in my room and it was only a brief experience and a bit of an awkward one like when planes refuel in midair. I tried to go down on her about two minutes later but she told me we wouldn't be doing that and I don't blame her. She was a nice girl and probably liked me more than I realised, I was just too much of an inexperienced coward to be up to it. Hope she's doing well now, I think her family were pretty rich.

>>508823951
that scene was so scandalous back in the day
how times have changed

>more mumsnet tier larp
lol
multiple 1pbtid replies icumen in

>>508824003
>red hair
I was watching the news the other day and saw some female labour MP covered in tattoos. What happened to standards?

>>508824003
Based
Govan Proddy Boys will be there as usual

>>508823904
the existence of pictures such as this should preclude you from "public service" on the grounds that you are clearly mentally retarded, might as well walk around with a fucking clown nose and demand to be taken seriously

>>508824003
I applied for a job recently in northern ireland and the application asked me if i was a catholic or a protestant because apparently there's a law to protect communities
had no idea

>>508823669
A Union of NEETS, the UN. Oh god, it all makes sense now

>>508823949
you can install Graphene OS on them, well worth doing

>>508824171
Everyone who did retarded stuff during Covid should be euthanised. The country should consist of me and maybe like a dozen brinnies

>>508820327 (OP)
So is he wearing 2-3 pairs or wtf?

>>508820327 (OP)

picrel: the dipshit wouldn't need elevator heels if he told the skank he's with to wear more sensible shoes.

also note that her legs on the right are open ever so slightly more, inferring the distance between his hand and her pussy is less because of his funky heels.

when the fuck did 5'8 become 5.81? is modern man's confidence based on such thin margins?

>>508824212
sounds like too much effort
i just hope it wont apply filters to my photos by force like my current phones do

Went to Asda earlier. The Pot Noodles were all in paper pots. I had one a few months ago and my fork went through the pot, and it leaked all over me. I blame Ed Miliband.

>>508824197
In a functioning society, this would be a sign to open fire on any of them that attempt it. Starmzy will let them wander on through and will probably give some of them medals for doing it.

>>508824197
Refugee lover and queen of accidental red pills, Zoe Gardner, was on some show earlier and acted shocked at the suggestion people who invade miliary bases might be shot.

>>508824313
seethe more 5ft 8 noncegoblin lol
not like you had a chance anyway you obese bald fatty kek

>>508824197
Well surely they're not going to go through with the attacks now if their plans have been aired? God, imagine the kino and pearl clutching if the guards rightly shot them while they try and break in

>>508824473
Never tried that. I have dipped bread in a pot noodle before, though. My sister used to like them on chips.

>>508824197
You see on gbnews that the migrant smugglers have semi automatic weapons, like palestine action aren't connected with them

>>508824323
well worth the effort, changing OS might be a bit of an effort but then you have a phone that is under your control and it's basically just Android with the bullshit removed, I like being able to download app without having to log into some fucking app store, there are quite a few decent apps for the camera too, oh and installing it is easy you just need a decent cable, I install it from a browser on a way out of date os

where fatty boom boom go? lol
him and blocko vanish after getting BTFO haha
i win hahaha btfo the fat nonce 3 times in one night, now he's sulking .

nn lads

how did you know i was looking at lifts

>>508824481
It's a real shame she's kinda fit.
tbf, with the poor funding of the military they're more likely to be bayoneted than shot, saves on the expenditure

>Driver running late for work killed wife in A16 crash
>His wife, who was the front seat passenger, suffered fatal injuries. The other passengers were seriously injured, along with the driver of the other car, a Volkswagen Scirocco.
>Kurtev, 46, of Carlton Road, Boston, admitted causing death by dangerous driving and serious injury by dangerous driving.
>He was jailed for 10 years and nine months.
>Kurtev was also banned from driving for 12 years two months.
Seems a bit harsh.
https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2025-06-26/driver-running-late-for-work-killed-wife-in-crash

>Fatty boom boom
More imported foreign tripe even though fatty bum bum is imported tripe to begin with.

>>508823904
>people won't therefore ever come off them because they'd never get that level of support again, even if genuine
ackshually pretty sure if you're on gibs like universal credit and suchlike as long as you don't go out of your way to have the claim manually closed yourself even if you git a job and start earning above the amount the gib claim is still technically ambiently there in the background and doesn't go away meaning if you lost the job you would slip back into it again

i.e. even if you go into work while on a claim you don't actually come off bennies, the payments just go away if you start already earning the same amount or more

>>508824313
You just gotta write 6 feet and then wear some bullshit kicks(what a fucking retarded word) to make that happen.

>>508824606
cba

>>508824729
Would you let her sit you down and tell you refugees don't have to claim asylum in the first safe country they enter, if you know what I mean?

>>508824731
How does he get 11 years when that bame who killed that White lad only got 5?
>Inb4 sentencing guidelines
Piss off Secret Barrister

nudda man down

uhhh me and my niggas trna get it ya bish

>>508821641
>It worked for De Niro

maybe in the 1970s and only when he was wearing flares.

>>508824761
Yeah, they're improving the system so that you can try work without losing your claim as well.

is you with it ya bish?

>>508824729
>It's a real shame she's kinda fit.

>>508824993
>Those crimes aren't remotely comparable.

>>508825003
They see me rollin.

>>508824197
Mad how boomers are feigning outrage about a plane being painted, when the reality is that thousands of civilians are DYING in Gaza

>>508824952
I'd probably agree with her on a lot of her points, that yes actually refugees don't have to jump through all these hoops that tedious boomers seem to think exist, that broadly they can do whatever they want. The key difference would be that my conclusion from these facts is radically different to hers.

got some well good gear off minecraft for 35/g lads. some new cunt vendor has undercut everyone and he's like fucking david dickinson, the real fucking deal.

>>508825312
>giving your home address to drug dealing scum on the internets

>>508825388
>implying im interesting enough for that to matter

where's old fucking spackermong?

>>508825548
hope you get your front door kicked in by masked niggers in the middle of the night druggo

>>508824197
>palestine action

solution

Stay safe in the 15°C weather lads

>>508825726
no chance. i live in a slum. one of the positive things about living in a severely poverty afflicted area is there is a near zero chance of that type of thing coming to my front door.

>>508823176
>Who would have thought a child's toy would revolutionise modern warfare in less than a decade

of all the insights I've been hit with while researching what the fuck is going on the one that made my blood run cold the most was reading about drone swarms hunting down people hiding out in the bush.

on the plus side, I'm not built like Arnie so I won't need as much mud if I see a swarm coming.

>>508823838
(You)r choices for The UK General Election 2029 (in the case that no party leaders change or emergency general elections are called in the interim) (unlikely kek)

>Soulless replicant Bateman-tier psychopath who believes in nothing and will go FURTHER AND FASTER with whatever he thinks will unfuck the economy and make us look good to orange man in that moment
>A literal nigerian immigrant who has no idea wtf she is doing whose party of woke toff cunts have learned fuck all since their defeat
>bald libcuck still crying about muh EU in the face of all new historic events and sanity
>Lesbo commie who wants to flood the country with even more pakis and get rid of not just nukes but even nuclear power entirely
>Boomer conman that will actually do fuck all and will just be BoJo 2.0 (but at least you can say anti-woke things! xD) who will going laughing to the bank will the poor get pooer and the pakis don't go anywhere

not joking when I say the next election is gonna be the toughest one in a while lads. Unironically Two-Tier Queer is like somehow the least bad candidate when you really think about it. Grim.
Maybe /ourguy/ Lowe can cook something up before then (doubt it)

>>508825879
there's more crime in poverty afflicted areas you doughnut

>>508825782
what is this, kek?

>>508825841
tfw you have no face

>>508826049
why the fuck would you rob a flat with nothing in it. they pop over to the nearby better area for night fishing.

>>508826142
criminals are dumb and impulsive

I am from Cheshire and if you say I'm a jew then you're saying Anglos are jews. My foreskin is like a sleeping bag. Don't think about my willy though. Stop being gay (and poor).
The UK is doomed.

>>508826189
trust me, the people that live here are of lower genetic stock, however one still doesn't shit where one eats.

mad how many mutt flags come.from cheshire or runcorn innit lol

>>508820327 (OP)
Im already 6ft

>>508824171
Retarded normies

>>508826434
outside, now.

>>508824197
>after its journalists infiltrated the group
I wonder how many government agents they saw in there.

>>508824491
>goblin

there are A.I green goblins that are sexier than modern women. someone needs to slap the dye out of your hair.

props to American dad for the new thread theme. massive shout-out to Steve and snot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va0ezWC2du4

>>508826577
scalpel

>>508826434
new minecraft movie is lit son

>>508825841
>skin produces sweat
This slop is being produced by, and for, sub-60 IQ wogs, isn't it?

>>508826616
im the gay alien

yawn

>>508826804
i mentioned this a few weeks ago, bbc jews is full of really simple breakdowns that has to be for nu britons. explaining simple shit or british traditions on articles probably only british people read. it's for the replacements

>>508822215
if other has zero sexual implications, a man doesnt need to get it.
after nonsexual talk sitting on a train with woman next to me, the woman asked me like 6 times directions to a hotel, in the middle of the day, a hotel that was right there in front of the train station we got off, she could literally see it.
i pointed it to her 6 times, that the hotel is there.
i got frustrated with her in my mind, is she literally blind?, fuck´s wrong with her?, and finally just said to take a taxi if she is so unsure of herself, taxi will take her to the hotel with 100% certainty.
only when i was home i realized she wanted me to come with her to the hotel and to her hotel room.

>>508826993
filtered

>>508825841
>skin produces sweat
Right, get this, it's hot and you need to drink water so while you are drinking lots of water, your body is just squirting the stuff out of your pores. It's mad. If your skin didn't do that, maybe you wouldn't have to drink so much. Fucking waste.

>>508826955
Soon you won't be able to tell the difference between content written for the regular BBC site and that for BBC Pidgin

>>508825312
Stamp?

>>508827151
He was ahead of his time

>>508820327 (OP)

UK Gov spends 6 billion pounds per year hosting boatniggers in luxury hotels while you peasants pay rent.

lololol

>>508827338
>big nigger at back

Giz a bit

lil bit high

>>508827245
batman Bolivian cylinders

>>508827156
Mashallah the day cannot come soon enough, alhamdulillah

>>508827513
Baked

>>508827420
>see josh
>filter josh

>>508827517
BBC

>>508820433
>blaming others for your circumstances
Why England didn’t just abort Canada and given it to the States is beyond mere tragic misconceptions of strength, utility and of course worth.

>>508827717
kek'd. fakkin rocket fuel tho

>>508826668
Im 9 ft on stilts

idk

>>508828102
same. can't imagine the burden that knowing some of your work wages go to boat people's hotels though. a genuine laugh every day will stop you from killing yourself.

>>508827919
You’re happy n the vendor makes 5k a box I reckon

>>508828207
waffle?

drug users disgust me
no better than niggers

>>508828347
>new minecraft movie is lit son
you say shit like this sober?

>>508828347
Remember that next time you or the family get a sore throat or head

Total pip spastic victory. Well done, fellow drooling mongs.

>>508828325
nah, actual truth.
>>508828268
vendor sells at 30 odd a g. must get it at 15-18k per key. he's upset people loads of abuse directed at him.

>>508828450
i dont drink , so yeah
>>508828468
ok recreational drug nonces . better?

>>508828509
waffle

>>508828526
how did you know elmer is a nonce

>>508828097
The stilts guy was pretty cool.

>>508828527
whatever mate. laughing is like a pressure valve for your bottled up shit.

>>508827420
>>508828207
not worried about it mate, just keeping me head down and watching the Happenings. End of history status quo shit is bollocks, this whole thing is entirely time-limited and dependent on the generations allowing it. As soon as the boomers start dying off and zoomies - who are all radicalised to a scary degree - start voting against it and filling up all the grown-up positions in media and politics it's all fuckin over.

Might not be by next election even if Nige gets in (he will do fuck all to fix it); by the next one after that it's all over. This shit is legit not even gonna last until 2040 at the rate shit's going at. Just need to sit back and watch the reality telly while having some pints innit

'Member: the chuds always lose, everything always happens.
>>508826913
>>508827687
things already BEEN happenin mate, turn on the telly. The game has changed.

>>508828347
Rug users disgust me if you get my meaning

>>508827566
Nudge unit diversified?

>>508828509
If he’s payin 15-18 a box it’s been round the Mersey
25-30 for v good atm

>>508828605
shit bottles?

>>508828570
He's from Scotland, they are all are
he can't even speak English correctly, he says things like "I go shop" or "come shitland" it's probably the drugs

>>508820327 (OP)
6'2 here and wear leather boots. Manlets must be seething at my entrée

od'd on codeine today, after the warm blanket phase i nodded off, slept for a bit then puked, then demolished a McDonalds

>>508828526
Slightly
Big difference between responsible drug use and drug abuse
Fkn hate junkies

>>508828858
whats going on in the picture

>>508828647
https://x.com/bbcnewspidgin/status/1745160222170042395

>>508828871
>responsible drug use
cringe

>>508828871
and yet you smoke tons of dope and brag about it like you're snoop dog

>>508828826
> He's from Scotland, they are all are
he can't even speak English correctly

What’s your excuse

whats next? safe sex?
utter woke nonsense

>>508828842
>leather boots
Wooden shoes

>>508828618
time is on our side, just stay out of the way and watch the fireworks.

>boomers dying
funny you should mention. my grandparents on my mother's side got swindled out of their 3 bed house in east London and moved themselves into a 1 bedroom tiny flat and since they've moved there all their original neighbours have pegged it.

my granddad is so pig ignorant he still touts "ooooo do this and you'll all be rich when i go". yeah right. you lost 400k plus paid them an extra 50k deposit because the tiny box of a dwelling you now live in looked 'new'. funny thing is he made a massive racket about being out in the upper tax bracket because his pension income went above 40k.

fucking wanker sits there berating my nan who's absolutely had enough of him on all this money and doesn't even use it to strengthen the family unit.

good times create weak men, my granddad is peak goy honestly.

>>508828858
>warm cuddle of death

>>508828907
Tate McRae

https://youtu.be/dpvQqmX6SUI1yfjY-ygm7QKelnx

>>508829030
nigger :P

>>508828871
agree. i have a few lines each day and it seems to have completely changed how my body reacts and stores fat. lost a good few stone the last 2 months. those victorian doctors were right when they called cocaine the miracle drug.

big pharma wants /biglads/

>>508828946
Leah Betts

>>508829232
You bongs love cocaine ill never understand the appeal but to each there own i guess

>>508829233
Grim

>>508829180
thats hot

>>508829303
designer drug ecstasy

>>508829233
changed to Tesco from Asda a while back. didn't realise how badly Asda was ripping me and my mum off.

>>508828950
> brag
When

>>508829339
it's quite literally the perfect anti-depressant if used responsibly.

ain't got much to be happy about these days

>>508828946
Not getting your RDA of drugs can cause you to be square and not cool.

>>508829131
working to sleep sober from now

>>508829303
Her dad came to our school and gave a talk about drugs. I'd never thought of trying them until then. Seemed like a great advertisement tbdesu.

josh is a paedophile

>>508820327 (OP)
Oh no, I'm 193cm already and bump my head into lamps everywhere.

>>508829185
You thought the old cunt wouldn’t notice
Let’s leave it there

>>508829551
God i'd scoop the shit out her arsehole with a teaspoon and eat it

>>508828858
If them tiddies are natural i wouldnt moan.

Mr Blobby is a racist alt-right dogwhistle

>>508829232
> each day
Hmmm, you’re on the road

>>508820327 (OP)
the faggots wearing those "midget-apparel" (clothes that make you seem longer) deserve to be ridiculed t. manlet

Are you German? Tired of bumping into lamps?

perfectly normal, average sized and well formed

>>508829837
the odd bender isn't too bad when you have a drink, but normally i'll have a line at 10am then 3pm. used to be a medicine, why the fuck not it works.

>>508829830
Mr Blobby disgusts me.

>Down 50% on emissions
>At the cost of your entire manufacturing
>Part offset by flights (ie migrant dumps) and imports
Was it worth it?

>>508829844
clothes that make you seem longer you say

>>508829474
Same as fren, life is dismal alot of the time, everyone of merit has moved away or died. I just focus hard on some hobbies and lift weights. Which weights are good shit id suggest if youre down. Its not going to make you feel like youre on coke or anywhere near that but if you even do 3 meh sessions a week youll see some differences in 2 or so months. Also this isnt me shilling it for health reasons its just primaly great to mog other men in public

>>508829096
yeah boomers really are the worst generation, it's honestly just baffling how delusional they are, even when living right in the thick of all the bullshit right in front of them. Can't imagine ending up like that myself when getting to that age.

The idea that people necessarily get wiser as they get older is one of the most bollocks things you ever get taught as a kid, perhaps the most bullshit thing you get taught even.

>>508830007
>the odd bender isn't too bad
As they say in the secret discord

>>508829532
Am havin a week or two off the oil, hadn’t really realised how strong that last batch was

>>508826993
You just dodged AIDS, so you did the right thing here

>>508822215
tallahassee lassie is great song by finnish rock band hurriganes, gotta love them doggoss - ignore bitches and enjoymaxx dogs instead, literally a recipe for wholesome life

>>508830030
Here's a (you). Don't spend it all on drugs.

>>508829551
Was he selling doves on the side?
Good marketing strategy

>>508823323
b was never good, pol has always been golden

>>508830040
is that some futuristic techno-rubber stylevictorian dress?

BERNARD

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>>508830007
Ain’t judging but quick story of recent

Found out one of the young mob is getting divorced, he’s not long become a dad n has a decent job
Found out he started on the sniff last year n he’s got bills for grands with cunts everywhere
He’s happy cos she’s buying him out the house n he’ll have money for sniff

Still ain’t judging

>>508830562
B O R I S
J
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>>508830433
Be very careful. Those cannabis users are all schizophrenic psychopaths who want to make lampshades out of your skin.

>>508822215
recently a colleague texted me on my shift asking if i wanted to come over to hers to ‘hang out and chit chat’ after my shift ended (at 11pm)
i knew exactly what she was fishing for but i was genuinely too knackered and pied her off
hasn’t talked to me much since

>>508830098
believe it or not before i let myself go i was very handsome without all this blubber on my face obfuscating my features. mogging other men is a mad power trip i'll admit. but what got me depressed is i lost like 6 stone whilst shut in and even the people i knew back then treated me completely differently like a spin upside down 180 degree change. my mate who used to always give me shit was clinging onto me begging me to go places with him where he always put me down before. same thing with women. turned down loads of birds coming onto me. i want a family. i get you man, just drank loads of beer since and bloated myself out kek.

>>508830123
fucking telling us all that shit when they, especially my grandparents are essentially elderly children how they act. fucking bickering with one another about nothing constantly complaining while both of their descendents live in abject poverty and they can't be fucking arsed. i get so fucking angry even typing it.

>>508830686
you’re the absolute worst genre of poster

>>508820327 (OP)
PIP chads stay winning.
Rachel Reeves and Liz Kendall can suck my entire cock.

>>508830671
>bills for grands
i read what you typed but honestly. i haven't bought drugs off a real person in real life in nearly a fucking decade. fucking cunts mugging each other off all the fucking time. grands debt for Charlie?? you can get an oz of superior quality gear on minecraft for 800 pounds sterling.

alcohol is more expensive.

>>508830389
/b/ was fkn hysterical
Until it got spammed by jews with cp n loli

>5' 9"
It didn't stop rRishi getting ahead

knackered

>>508830671
sniff is literally the act you do with your nose to assess the pussy for sex. Is this pussy sexable? Pussysniff never lies (like it can be rotten or erotic scent, it's basically a must ritual before commencing to the penis in vagina sex act).

>>508830211
i'm microdosing edibles to get back to a good sleeping pattern.

>>508830967
never on par with pol, simple as

>>508831015
i wanna sniff some Finnish pussy tbf

>>508830562
MY FKN UNKLE WORKED FOR THAT CUNT

HIS TURKEYS WERE MEANT TO BE FKN BEAUTIFUL
BUT IF AM EATIN BIRD AM EATIN FKN CHICKEN

>>508830030
makes you laugh even more when you realise they're importing all these immigrants to do factory work that they're also shutting down at the same time. No wonder they're all just living off gibs or scooting around on deliveroo bikes everywhere, they don't even have any actual jobs left to steal at this rate.
Eventually they're gonna open up all these solar farms and green energy plants ran by like a couple of guys and a bunch of machines and there'll just be an entire class of pakis sitting there with fuck all to do being a money sink. Madness.

>>508830970
Sunak is 5'5"

>>508831053
>edibles
fucking love edibles

>>508830686
Guess my lampshades

>>508831135
He's a literal giant compared to rRishi then, but Rishi does have a full head of hair

boss says there's no money for a raise but then pipes up asking if i'll work my fucking holiday for double time

>>508831091
my sister is literally married to a bong

>>508831219
boomers?

>>508830894
Av not been on the dark in years
Might dig out the old mac n have a snoop

>>508831252
just say him "you can't bullshit a bullshitter" and call it a day

>>508831305
shhhhhh

New

>>508831350
>>508831350
>>508831350

>>508831339
How's your mum?

>>508831339
the pornhub imitation market seems to be the one now.

daunt DOT link

>>508831394
i'm gonna order some now

>>508831053
I hadn’t realised that my nightly dose was hanging on me for 48hrs roughly so I was theoretically baked constant since April

>>508831531
he's fucking hot shit on the shipping. such fucking value for money. love the bonbons i like low dose so i cut em in half.

>>508831219
being on high doses and watching porn is intense

>Girl Scout
Nice

Fucking state of the gammons ITT. No wonder our country's going to shit and we're all being replaced when the nation's populated by such losers. Makes me feel ashamed to be English seeing the absolute state of you degenerates. Modern-day angloids are the most useless daft people on Earth. This country deserves to get rolled over at this rate smhdesu.

>>508831263
lucky sod

>>508831117
I feel you are on the tail end of Americanism. parts of the east coast already I live by already look like this (gig economy + anonymous firms [if that] only). Unironically at least your local ecosystem won’t go further to shit but your government shouldn’t have chosen to prioritize literal fucking usury as the economic mainstay