Thread 508829718

The Canadian "Red Dawn" fantasists LARPing on leddit about resisting Trump's imminent invasion don't seem to realize that there is ZERO support for invading Canada, and minimal support for annexing it through other means (e.g., diplomatic or economic).
In fact, there's barely any thought or attention paid to Canada here, to the point that it could disappear and the average American wouldn't notice.
Not badmouthing Canada, but you vastly overestimate your importance to us.
I actually live in a border state, and I've never even been there.

>>508829718 (OP)
kek they have a city called Nigga Falls?

>>508829718 (OP)
Elbows up leafs don't know anything. They are zombies.

>>508829718 (OP)
what's to like?

How it started... Epstein list alumni

>>508829881
It was renamed to Ranjeet Falls in 2024

Hmm? What are the southern Canadians saying now?

>>508829718 (OP)
It's still hilarious that they made their entire election about opposing Donald Trump, and then Donald Trump completely stopped talking or thinking about Canada at all like a week later. And now they're stuck with the Infinity Indians Party for another however-many years.

>>508829718 (OP)
Canada is not even real to most Americans. It's like "whoa, there's a whole other country up there?" Literally irrelevant to us.

>>508829718 (OP)
We could park destroyers in the Great lakes and just force them to surrender.
That's my plan

>>508829718 (OP)
We're fine with you ignoring us. In fact we prefer it. It's the guy you elected who gets autistically obsessed with shit we're concerned about. One day it's tariffs, then it's the trade imbalance, then annexing Canada, then Iran can't have nukes, whatever the fuck he's fixated on that day.
And a bunch of you are basically cult members that support whatever he says as if it was always something you thought about and believed until he moves on and then you go back to not thinking about it.
We don't think we're important to you. But we know that could change any time based on Trump's whims and more than a few of you will act like you've always wanted to invade us.

>>508830226
Both parties work for the same corporate niggers that want to import cheap exploitable labour. Trudeau was an annoying faggot and he's gone. That's the best we could hope for.

>>508830039
But at some point even these people have to notice that not a single member of Congress has endorsed the "51st state" rhetoric, let alone introduced a bill to admit any part of Canada as a state (which is Congress' sole prerogative), wouldn't they?
Do they think Trump can just do whatever he wants (like a Canadian PM with a majority in the Commons)?

>>508829718 (OP)
bump.
how its going.
leafs have this bizarre tendency to over value their worth.
Most leafs sprinted towards the mRNA & Bioweapon & then went back for several follow up injections. Employers. Family, friends, co workers, people in the periphery, etc etc etc all wagged their fingers and squealed like the mindless thoughtless Canadians so many of them are...

>>508830039
Bigtime... 10\10

>>508830412
>occupy Seattle, spokan, portland
>entire Canadian military defeated by dirty needles and body odor

>>508830600
>Both parties work for the same corporate niggers that want to import cheap exploitable labour. Trudeau was an annoying faggot and he's gone. That's the best we could hope for.

Good luck Maple bro. Hope the damage is reversible.

>>508830685
>leafs have this bizarre tendency to over value their worth.
Leafs are God's Chosen People™

>>508830215
How long until all that water is brown shit

>>508829718 (OP)
elbows up is the stupidest things to come out of Canada since banging pots & pans @ 7pm... HOLY FUCKING RETARDS

>>508829718 (OP)
These reddits leafs literally have debates about how to resist wile still maintaining gun control. You can’t make this up

>>508830757
It’s always reversible if your willing to be the bad guy >:)

>>508830946
i make it a point to make direct eye contact with everyone wearing masks again, then i burst out laughing. And say either masked morons, fucking idiot, or our favorite... ' retard '

>>508830681
Canadians are too self-absorbed to realize most corporations, like every grocery change has began gouging the living hell out of them

>>508830685
>leafs have this bizarre tendency to over value their worth.
The
>muh water
cope is the most bizarre example of this.
They really think fresh water is going to be a scarce commodity in the future, to the point that the US will invade them over it?
Do these people not remember "Peak Oil?" How can they be so sure it won't be the same with water?
They're in the 21st century and their entire economy is just real estate speculation, banking, and natural resource extraction; that should scare them more than anythign Trump says.

>>508831407
the majority of people here, despite multiple articles is msm newspapers, about the #FVEY _ Canadian armed forces running Psyops on the citizenry to get multiple jabs and to take the jabs or else... STILL EXCEPT, CHAPTER, LINE, VERSE , WHATEVER, CBC. CTV, GLOBAL CITYTV etc etc etc says.... a nation of retards.
i didn't take them, i didn't even come close to taking them...that's why family friends etc etc etc... GO CAN FUCKING DIE. IDGAF.

>>508831407
I was 1 of the baddies for not being a fucking mindless zombie ...

>>508829718 (OP)
Who the fuck drew this map? I live in Bellingham. This map puts Bellingham where fucking Seattle is.

>>508830406
At this point we've forgotten we even tariffed you. They might end up being permanent now.

>>508832494
>we forgot that we fucked with you
We also know that. The governor of Maine was just here whining about the lack of Canadians going there for tourism and not understanding why.
>they might end up being permanent now
Good. I like the idea of you paying more to your government for potash and shit that you can't produce enough of yourself and liking it because daddy Trump told you to.

>>508829718 (OP)
Your loss. As the bible says, "God blesses those who bless Canada."

>>508829881
We named it after your city of the same name. We don’t like to admit it, but Canadians are OBSESSED. We even have a city named ‘North York’ as a parody of/tribute to New York.

>>508829718 (OP)
>>508830946
>>508830039
That makes it even more insane. Also:
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/ottawa-doubtful-overbudget-gun-buy-back-will-ever-work-report
>Severely behind schedule, program is projected to cost $500 million for this year alone
How can they afford this, and how can they justify spending money that could go towards bolstering Canada's national defense to instead disarm citizens?

>>508833253
North York was North York when Toronto was York. New York was named after York England, as was York Canada, and so North York

>>508833460
>Leafcope, the post.

>>508833253
>he thinks York originates from America
You must have been educated in America

You lower 48'ers at night hold a paper bag and aim a flashlight at the back of it. I'll start up here and chase them down to the border, they will get confused and run into the bag.

>>508829718 (OP)
funny how mutts always lie to try and make themselves seem important. most border states are begging for our return

>>508830412
Half a trillion guns and you think this plan has legs?

>>508833607
OBSESSED.

>>508834090
*billion

>>508833313
>>508830946
They're also complaining about Trump's 5% (really 3.5%; the other 1.5% can be "infrastructure") NATO defense spending target, saying Canada can't afford it.
So they think their country's sovereignty is threatened by their much larger, more powerful neighbor, and they be bothered to devote the same share of their GDP to defense that that neighbor does (US is at 3.4%), or what nations like Poland or Finland (threatened by Russia) do?

>>508832952
>governor of Maine
oh no a gay faggot was doing gay faggot things
>le potash meme
that was the hot new reddit word and nobody even mentions it anymore
dead meme

>>508829718 (OP)
>>508830681
It was just a convenient rallying cry to attract gullible retards in putting Carnage in power so he can usher in his net zero, WEF dystopia

>>508829718 (OP)
STIFFEN YOUR NECK
ELBOWS UP
FORESKINS DOWN

>>508829718 (OP)
Why would we want more Chinese and Indians?

>>508834076
>CNN
lmao

>>508829718 (OP)
Yes, and Canada had his own plan to Attack the US as well, nothing new to that, senior staff had to explained their job somehow back in the 30s.

>>508829718 (OP)
>Not badmouthing Canada
why not? you should. canada is a hyperfaggot country. unlike most leafposters here i don't even yearn for the days before the great jeetening. i didnt like the dogshit naive dipshit whites i grew up with either, or their parents. white canadians are faggots. nothing worthwhile is being lost. the canadians larping about being "frozen tundra northern warriors" on plebbit was very fucken funny tho. and the sudden fake canadian patriotism gives me lols. canadians are literally the most naive, doughheaded people in the world and frankly im extremely embarassed to be canadian.its shameful.

>>508834222
>y-y-yeah well i'm so aloof and above all this i don't care about maine so there
Super cool story, bro.
>they don't talk about it on reddit anymore
lmao okay. I grew up near a mine and I don't give a fuck what you redditoids talk about on that faggot site.

>>508834557
>scrambling
>begging
denial is strong with them. curious how mutts behave just like jews

>>508829718 (OP)
all cucknadians do is seethe about americans, it's really very sad

>>508829718 (OP)
Elbows up leafs are just faggot boomers
Even on fucking reddit people are already mocking that stupid elbows up shit

elbows up has basically become a byword for high prices and low wages

>>508829718 (OP)
We would rather have Mexico. Canada is wasteland

>>508829718 (OP)
J'aime le francais oui oui vive le quebec nigga

>>508829718 (OP)
Strategic info that is public common knowledge to those in the area: roughly 50% of Canada's military is stationed at or near Halifax for mostly historical reasons. Don't kill me when you invade there but that's probably where you'll want one of the larger contingents, certainly more than just a blockade.

>>508830917
>banging pots & pans @ 7pm
They sure do love "healthcare" up there.
From how often they talk about, you'd think it's a nation of invalids on death's door.

>>508835292
you ARE mexico lmao

>>508829718 (OP)

Those are the same people that vote for more strict gun control and less funding to the armed forces. They wont do shit.