Thread 508844437

Is /pol/ of noble birth?
My great grandfather was a duke

>>508844437 (OP)
>My great grandfather was a duke
And your family still managed to blow it and produce a poor son

>>508844437 (OP)
We wuz vikangs

>>508844437 (OP)
which duke
give his name and title

actually my real Father is the supreme creator of the Universe.

>>508844525
>a poor son
Nope I have been set up with a nice trust fund so I can devote my time to shitposting

all western europeans are descended from charlemagne considering that was so many generations ago

>>508844624
>give his name and title
no

>>508844437 (OP)
that means you are jewish

>>508844630
Based!

>>508844657
then you're a lying faggot and therefore this thread is fake and gay

>>508844675
No
Christ is King

>>508844692
You know I could just make up a fake name

>>508844743
you could make up a fake name and that might be hard to check which is why i also asked for a title
if you tried to make that up it'd be easy to expose you as a lying faggot but that's redundant at this point

>>508844743
Why are you in America and not Europe

I have a ton of third and fourth cousins in 100 or more different noble families

>>508844715
no your DNA is jewish

>>508844868
Because my grandfather was and extra son and my great father was a nouveau riche American that wanted to by his daughter a fancy name
>>508844857
His title is his last name
Thats how it works

>>508844437 (OP)
Ok, let us play.
My direct aunt is a Princess.

>>508845239
Nope
Good Lombard stock

>>508844437 (OP)
No but my ancestors came here in the 1760s from Britain and France and thats based enough for me.

That's highly based about your great-grand, were you able to learn about his life?

>>508844437 (OP)
>Is /pol/ of noble birth?

rH+ and AB mongrels need not apply.

>>508845634
My family knows here the basics
Want to go back to the old country where they know more

>>508844437 (OP)
Yes, my great granddad was a major landholder in the balkans who was descended from a very wealthy pasha and owned estates that would make him a billionaire in todays time. Meanwhile I am a poorfag with nothing because all of it was taken by commies and we ended up just being small farmers.

>>508844437 (OP)
of Earl?

>>508844437 (OP)
Yeah

No, my ancestors were German peasants, I'm pretty much bottom of the barrel white person, I have brown eyes and get rather tan in the summer I can't get sunburned

>>508845722
This is one of the best scenes of the show. Stopping for a bit and saying out loud “Wait a minute, I’m white! Hahahaha!” just works in so many situations outside of encountering a nigga having his nigga moment.

>>508845309
jewish stock

>>508846161
citation needed

>>508844437 (OP)
One of my ancestors was a great king/emperor in europe, he got either invated or his personal allies betraited him. His whole family got persecuted. The fucker, fucked like crazy. He had many bastard kids with women all over town. so my part of the family owned a boat(?) Or perhaps had a bussiness that built boats(??) And saw the writing on the wall and bolted the fuck out of there and I think they took some of their memorabilia they (probably stole from the guy) recieved as a gift, because the emperor knew he was a douche for leaving kids around everywhere. And the motto of our family or whatever is called, the phrase we say to eachother was something like 'reply to this post of your mother will die in her sleep'

Not a noble but I'm distantly related to a national hero (a 19th century general) if my grandmother is to believed

yes, I am.
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORMANS

>>508844437 (OP)
My mom is a Satanic witch. I might be a long lost orphaned prince from the House of David. Or I might just be the ugly cursed son of a witch. Everything I try to attempt to do I fail. Maybe I am just meant to sit around, eat, sleep, fuck, fart, and rule. I want to be someone smart, I wanted to be someone shrewd, someone accomplished. But if am born into the life of living on Easy Street I guess I'll just take that. I will at least acquire historical knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVOBlwiarMk

>>508844437 (OP)
I don't have any known royal or noble bloodlines in my lineage but my god mother descend from Franco-Italian French nobility from before the French revolution. She descend from this man:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppe_Cerutti

He was the grandfather of the Dauphin of France(French crown prince.) Her best friend is a kike from New York City though. I think my whole family is Satanic including my godmother. I believe this because they associate themselves with so many Edomite Jews. It further hold credibility to me being a prince i.mo.

>>508847201
descends*

I come from royal lineage of Mauryan Empire.

We wuzz kangz.

Scottish nobility according to my late grandmother. One of the many reasons I chose to be a NEET and live like a philosopher-king

>>508844437 (OP)
My family name goes back to a regent that killed a king of a country my family no longer lives in.

>>508844437 (OP)
I am of noble birth but my ansestors were more like free pesants than nobles.
I guess it makes me alergic to authority.

>>508844437 (OP)
I'm the descendant of shit stirrers. Several IRA members, one who took up arms against the Brits over oil rights, a union brawler, and a guy who had a significant hand in genociding nativeniggers. I guess you could say my ancestors were based.

>>508849456
>Guyana
Are you a jeet?

>>508844437 (OP)
Mine were dukes and peasants.
One Austrian noble the rest commoners

>>508844437 (OP)
my grandfather was and my brother is a math professor

>>508844437 (OP)
Some of my ancestors were Swiss knights. Hansley Herr Von Bilried.

>>508850570
He is definitely a smelly jeet, non-American nogs won't be on here and the populations of other races in Guyana are way too small to ever show up

>>508844437 (OP)
No. If I was, it wouldn’t change much

>>508844437 (OP)
Nobles are fake and gay, that's the truth they don't want you to find out. all the nobles of the Roman era died out in the IX century, and all the nobles of the early middle ages died out in the Reinanssance. And even then, the vast majority of the aristocracy today is descendant of landlords who BOUGHT their title back in the modern era.
> Oh wow, you great great great grandfather was a clerk, but since his grandson married some decadent loser in 1805 now you go around from the people of your race.
Literally the most Jewish thing conceivable

>>508852440
* > as it you were any different

>>508844437 (OP)
Yes, and Charlemagne was a jew loving faggot.

>>508844437 (OP)
this is otton, not charlemagne
this is ottonian crown and heraldry who doesn't exist during charles era

>>508852690
that's literally written "Karolus Magnus"

>>508844437 (OP)
reminder that CAROLVS MAGNUS did not exist. He's similar to
>Buddha
>Cesar
>(((jesus)))
and the rest of the gang

>>508844437 (OP)
Anybody with European ancestry is related to Charlemagne and probably other nobility more recently.

>>508852774
i know, i'm saying it's a bullshit anachronic portrayal of charles with ottonian stuff

>>508844437 (OP)
Titles can be purchased. Many kings in the old days claimed they were descended from king David. Are you descended from a Jew OP?

>>508852881
XIX painters had their very strange interpretation of history

>>508844437 (OP)
you are a mutt

whats with burgers and larping as europeans with actual ancestry?

>>508844437 (OP)
90% of richfags become poorfags within 3 generations
70% within 2

>>508844715
>i want jews to rule over me for all eternity!
Schrödinger's jew again. Since we cannot say for certain if OP is a jewfag or a moronic christcuck, he must be seen as both.

>>508853193
America is just a big shopping mall. People want to pretend they are something more noble than mindless consumers.

>>508847015
you're so autistic bro its sad. also there are no verifiable lines to the house of kikevid.

>>508844437 (OP)
not noble but family had a lot of money a few generations ago and most of it was stolen by a nurse who got someone to change a will.

>>508844437 (OP)
No but my mom did a really deep dive once on her ancestry and my dads and at some point, somebody had a bunch of fkn money but it appeared WWI ruined that.

>>508844437 (OP)
pvre baltic german noble blood flows through my veins

>>508844437 (OP)
I can trace my lineage to a few, notably Uí Néill of Ireland, but also to the Order of the Dragon through my Hungarian side of my family

>>508853976
cool

>>508852857
god bless him

>>508844437 (OP)
I can shit directly into my own anus. From eight feet away.
Yeah, make that work, bitch.

>>508844437 (OP)
i'm noble and shit

>>508849456
>Guyana flag
Go back to the jungle savage

>>508844437 (OP)
Congrats on being Eurotrash

I'm an American. We don't do the faggy royalty shit.

>>508844437 (OP)
I'm related to Vlad the Impaler.

>>508844437 (OP)
In theory yes but not really.
>Be mutt half russian half italian
>Russian side before the revolution my grandmother and mother told me we were Kulaks until the Serf was abolished from my grandma side.
>My great grandfather from the side of my grandpa, he was a scribe in the winter palace for the zar, the old rules of burocrats in old russia meant he was at the level of a nobelman.
>My italian side just sailors and engineers.
But IDK how much is it true, I mean from studying myself russian history their claims are thruthful but IDK how much. While my italian side well I know more but from what I gather we were fascist till the end, served the regime, before we were just sailors here in the mediterranean.

>>508844437 (OP)
lol

>>508844624
The Duck of Death

>>508844437 (OP)
yeah, I bet it's rosco

>>508844437 (OP)
my great-great-great(x30) uncle was emperor for a year...