Thread 508853436

Late night edition. Post em' if you got em'

I forgot to mention no jews

And no poos

I refuse to let /pol/ humor threads die. Fuck you niggers. I like Hitler and laughing

Sir, please urinate inside me, sir

If you're not laffin you'll get prostate cancer and your asshole will eat itself

I hear two niggers downstairs. They're saying thing like "blud" and "on gawd". Probably looking for a handout or a rape victim. I may have to kill them

>>508855057
I'v seen sth like that, with two women trying to use a saw and failed. Anyone?

>two girls one saw

never seen said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw

I'm sure the other anons will show up soon when they've finished gooning. Thank the Christian God for based polan

>>508853814
HOW CAN THEY SLAP!’?

>>508853814
So many redeems, how do saars manage with this one?

The White man marches on as always

>>508855693
>more than a color

In her case A LOT MORE

>>508853814
When the scam call center encroaches on the tech support territory.

>>508854294
...why?

B-b-b Benny and the jeets

>>508857469
0:28 is the best part

>>508857574
Don't even need to check, you mean the windmill right? I thought that was uncharacteristically classy

>>508857469
Jeet Fighter

>>508858322 checked
Lost.
Shitkwondo.

>>508857469
Is this a joke? Or is there seriously a billion people there that can't fight.

>Is this a joke
>or are they all weak effeminate retarded faggots

yes

>>508858138
Yeah the windmill and the other poo's response is doing the hip thrusts lmfao

>>508853814
Tech support is currently experiencing high amounts of slap, saar. Please hold

>>508858322
>>508858642
Dung Poo

>>508861510
Kek, even better.
The only thing coming to mind is Kung Miao.

>>508854131
Wow, that's a huge microphone.

>>508862775
saved

>>508864178
It's diabetes; sometimes you get tremors like that

>>508864287
>diabetes
that's bad. I hope the ghosts didn't catch it!

>>508857257
Underrated

>>508864415
LMAO
And they dare to bash German humor.

>>508864415
>ghosts
they don't exist

>>508854294
Does it at least shake the drops off?

>>508853436 (OP)

https://files.catbox.moe/2x6t3m.webm

https://files.catbox.moe/2x6t3m.webm

https://files.catbox.moe/2x6t3m.webm

>>508854294
Why does it need arms and a head?

>>508865125
literally asking for it

>>508865133
GTV you say?

>>508858642
this one hurts

>>508853557
>Nature itself rebelling against the Noahide world order
POTTERY

>>508853814
>WHEN YOU'RE A JEET YOU'RE A JEET ALL THE WAY
>FROM YOUR FIRST PUBLIC DUMP TO YOUR LAST SHITTING DAY

>>508865125
Somehow it looks more dignified when gorillas do it than when niggers do it

>>508854294
>this urination is being recorded for your safety. By unzipping your pants, you agree to our terms of service (scan the QR code to review them)

>>508865324
To correct your aim

>>508865635
I'm sorry, based kitsunegari enjoyer. I truly am.

>>508866540
You're missing the Portuguese panel where the conquistador is looking at a chimp's ass instead of a sexy brown lady.

>>508854268
Does anyone have a video game remake of this? One of my favourite Russian videos ever

>>508857469
India v. Pakistan

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>508867572
Good afternoon Moshe

>>508856566
>Free gender affirming healthcare!

>>508867720
Saved, kek

SNEED
Previous ones
>>508808557

>>508867572
Canada is outsourcing their soi-posting now?

Get Illuminat'd

Just sneed IT!

>>508867713
So Hogg-nigger hates punctuation as well as the constitution...

>>508868373
Kek

Omh2g

>>508854294
Damn AI taking my job!

>>508868421
lmfao lost

>>508867217
Kek, I had difficulty breathing

>>508868566
Satanic Pic
Checked &kek'd

>>508855693
what a pathetic repulsive race: an obese american nigger

>>508868031
This is DEFOO immunity dog.
It negates all relations with your family.

>>508868650
I like lasagne do I print it out and put it in the oven?

>>508867511
That's easily the worst thing I've seen all week that she survived.

>>508868682
Its ogre

I Miss her bros

Always remember
>be 4th dimensional or higher ayynigger daemoniac retard consciousness and absolute moral nigger
>want to torture some 3rd dimensional corporeals from your manse outside space-time
>speak into the mind of some stoned apes on their way to hominidship and fuck with them through synchronicities
>set up a truly noxious inhuman tradition of monstrous human & child sacrifice cults
>do this because dead baby humor is funny, except when it gets too real, but it's not YOUR physical world so it's ALWAYS funny
>while doing so, feed these stupid fucking retards, the creme de la creme of the worst most subhuman shit of this hominid race, a pre-made nonsense language-number system that feeds them a variety of prebaked directives
>because you exist outside of their line of time-space, there isn't actually any effort or time limit involved in feeding them this gematric shit, you just insert it where you want, copy & paste
>it's not hard, you have a bigbrain super/post-corporeal consciousness and you can just compile an entire languages' worth of numerological non-coincidences 1000s of years in advance
>as you do this, the dumb fucking near-apes, inferior to their fellows, earnestly believe that you are revealing universal absolute truth to them as 'the initiated' and that they are the superhuman god-kings of the world
>this is because you have performed the metaphysical-linguistic-numerological equivalent of the 'be sure to drink your ovaltine' decoder ring scam, on a gigantic civilizational atemporal scale
>you, a complete faggotass trickster ghost in the machine, like a cosmic SomethingAwful inner circle goontard or Kiwifarms cow rapist, laugh as the inbred Phoenician pedo hyperlarpers bake another fetus

Gets raped

>Smile

ITS Just a Family Thing , GOY .
Dont you Wanna BE rich & famius

Proud Toys

>>508868778
I couldn't stand to watch, vax was the last drop. She has cancer now, fucking imagine that.
Fuck this feels thread, man.

>>508866592
I like this one, from the fag cluster, over niggerfaggot, to the big nigger cluster.

>>508870158
Me on the reich

>>508866592
How comes that there is no straight (lol) line between a faggot and a sissy, and you have to go through the cuck node instead? Or there is line but it's just a 2d graph and you can't represent multi dimensional system on a 2d graph without breaking some lines?

>>508853814
Its amazing how fast that just became a retard slap fight.

>>508867572

Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.

And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.

And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.

I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)

Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.

Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.

>>508853436 (OP)
I fucking love the racist chef memes. Does anyone have more?

>>508855974
Theyre so aggressively insecure.

>>508857257
Its the same call center anon. Im not kidding they run the "official support" one computer over from the "do not redeem you bastard bitch" idiots. They are not valuable in any role because they are incompetent as a group.

>>508857290
It must be made to suffer as we have suffered.

>>508857469
Jesus christ. Its funny watching them fight real humans because they always get their ass beat but this is something special. Theyre trying to use fucking fighting game moves against each other.

>>508860320
There's tonnes of videos of even ripped jeets getting laid out in a single punch by even twinks its really funny how pathetic and stupid they all are.
I think my favourite is the mma one though the fucking jeet made it to an official fight and breaks down sobbing the moment he gets punched.

>>508853814
Saar wars

>>508867572
>Fake blessing
>Summon joeschmoe
pottery

>>508865390
Newfag.
Dots on the top left there's options for searching for source.

>>508870920
I feel bad for him

>>508866223
Its funny seeing kids do it but there's a reason that formation was so successful.

Kali yoghurt

>>508866304
Its probably because gorillas have more humanity and can usually be reasonable if you know how to interact with them

>>508871972
None of them worked. i would not have asked if otherwise.

>>508853466
picrel
>>508853557
this one was an instant classic, i try to befriend and feed crows when i get the chance

>>508868083
God damn Hogg is hilarious. Nigger wasnt even at school that day and still managed to parade around like he was the victim. Wonder what happened to goblina

Never forget !

>>508868392
IS THIS REAL??

>>508854294
I'm reading a good book now by Adrian Tchaikovsky called "Service Model" that has this as part of the premise. Near sentient devices for opening doors.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/195790861-service-model

>>508869322
I never understood the cause for worry. It had a 97% survival rate thats better than the common flu. Oh no some 90 year old you dont know might maybe die. Okay so isolate them?

>>508872587
Yes

>>508854060
I salute your dedication in these shill-infested times, anon

>>508873055
>Coronagraph

Ngmi

>>508873055
They did isolate a lot of them, all together, which increased the death rate.

>>508854131
>>508862959
this was never properly explained and american media gaslighted their viewers into thinking this was not altered in any way

>>508867805
Also saved.

>>508872209
Oh well then. Apologies most newfags ask for sources because they dont know that feature.

If those aren't doing it the posted downloaded it from somewhere to obscure or made it themselves. Good luck with that.

>>508872852
The fuck is the point of this.
I've seen it several times i never know why theyre doing the annual workout like this.

>>508868031
Cunt

>>508865324
To point at your tiny dick and laugh.

>>508856399
>>508867487

If the devices are radioactive and microwaves then why are you Anons and others using them?

I'm a bit retarded so I don't understand the memes, but wondered this

>>508873178
No it didn't covid deaths were insanely inflated

>>508873244
The explanation is he wasnt there

>>508873731
no, ask chatgpt about it. It will regurgitate the same version - nothing was altered and the viewers are retarded
while it's a clearly two vids stiched together - reporters on the greenscreen and biden in the open

>>508853466

"Destroying the world" ... and the answer would be Niggers with their Niggerjews and all forms of Piggers and "fellow whites" too, which are all different forms of Jews, then NPCs that collectively support all of it, like a bunch of NPCs...

Yeah Anon

>>508873690
True but a lot of the deaths occurred in nursing homes where the elderly were sent to be isolated in large groups of people with pre existing medical conditions. Their deaths were always attributed to covid while ignoring the fact that they were often dying of something else before covid started.

616prime

>>508873581
I don't own a microwave Joe. You already have brain damage though so have it

>>508874200
Checked

>>508858642
I feel this one

>>508868031
Kek

>>508857469
Old man had the moves but age caught up with him. Fuck the jeeta ref for stopping the fight, I didn't see any illegal move.

>>508868664
What is it though?

>>508867415
damn i thought i had it in my russians folder. sorry dude. have this one instead.

>>508874321
damn its way too vibrant for my taste

>>508854268

Laying down some street fighter 2, not bad Anon

>>508874907

Lol Anon

>>508875011

Fuck piggers too Anon, they want to act like Niggers / Niggerjews and Gangbangers too

>>508874162

I'm unvaxxed and had nothing to do with it but when your "community" are a bunch of "reptile people" and one's medical and emergency services aren't trustworthy or are not completely trustworthy... Then Straight White Non Jewish separations are going to happen Anons

Most Boomer Toomers were total bastards that cared more about the price tag of everything but the values of nothing... But it's Jews of all generations that are no fucking good, simple as Anons

>>508875781
Horton papsmeires a poo

>>508872041
It was successful until the moment it faced a single horseman that can do the parthian shot.

>>508867805
>>508873359

I don't want to babysit anyone ... Just Straight White Non Jewish separations

I don't want to be controlled by others nor control others either Anons

Niggers, Faggots, Jews, and Roasties want government... I don't want any government... Not "small government"... But NO governments

Which only works with common ground

>>508853557
>>508876260

Yep Anons... Animals hate Jews too, myself included :)

>>508870311

The Jewish Roasties blowing their own brains out seems like the most accurate part Anon

>>508867137

Lol Anon

>>508854202

This meme also reeks of reptile and Lbgt Anon

>>508856966

Good Street Fighter 2 player also Anon yep

There's no more "tolerance" from Niggers nor Piggers nor Faggots nor Roasties nor Jews nor Boomer Toomers

Strive towards separations but if no choice... Yeah Straight White Non Jewish men aren't taking it anymore, how it should be

>>508874321
Man they all intended to kill the guy in front. They only cared about the one in back

>>508854817
The quality of this one is really good, thanks to the Anon that made it!

>>508868031
Dræb dig selv.

>>508868066
SNEED

>>508868400
Lol i made that

Better puff Up dat shrimple SNEED47 Sleepy Biden tropicanna GoG amaleK trainVrill grown by satoshinakamoto with alot of ahooktosatanism while amasontookashit in your third eye

Previous ones
>>508808557

Would

>>508875011
UK, I bet? Where the so called "police" do not carry guns? :-)

>>508878264
Gon from Tekken 3 looking motherfucker

>>508878641

Good... Gear queers and Piggers shouldn't be armed.Anon nor even exist... Real men and Real women can call out right and wrong ... That's how Judeo "Conservatives" failed too with the Pigger worship... But Liberals wanted big government too and they're all in cahoots with each other like a bunch of parasites

I'm not government and don't support government and I do believe women are property and separations from Niggers and other races

>>508855693
I don't understand how people can let themselves go that far.
I maxed out at 30kg overweight and I found the fat too physically uncomfortable not to go on a diet.
I can't even imagine how bad it must feel to be far beyond 30% bf.

>>508853814
Wtf. Why did that one saar get to break dress code?

>>508854294
I guess he needs arms to work the drive through window right by him.

>>508879025
Maybe he is an acolyte and it's his initiation?

>>508867137
>>508876919

I want my share of these to wrestle around with in a Straight White Non Jewish area to enjoy them,.but if they're Piggerized Niggerized Lbgt or Jews or "gym bros" then no thank you :)

Spare me your "neo con trad" "kids soon" "serve Jews for 65 years" and whatever else that I don't want Lmao Anons

>>508860601
Nigger was using gasoline based hair gel

>>508855693

That fence doesn't support fat black lives matters lol Anons

>>508855974

I made a hair discrimination meme Anons lol

>>508856441

True Anon

But then "Goys be mad doe"... then " where have all the good men gone?"

>>508856910

Only the Brave are Free unless NPC family members fuck them over Anon

>>508877977

I saw this the other day maybe

Honored to be mentioned in your meme Anon

>>508879756
Jews aren't supposed to have tattoos.

>>508853436 (OP)
lost already, lmao

>>508870158
Here is the fixed one, ahmed.

>>508856591

"Fellow whites" made it that way Anon

It wasn't just Niggerjews by themselves

>>508868884
This will always be a clever pasta to me. I always read it in its entirety

>>508867917
Should a National Socialist state ban women from social media? Or ban social media altogether?

>>508879756
They only pose for Instagram, they shit their diapers if USA mutts are not constantly protecting their yid ass

>>508879892
Not poles*

>>508880330
You're just jealous.

>>508854294
this i can stand for, guys in germany have been doing this for a time now, did not know it was a paying job thou

>>508880513
He is a kike. They can be easily recognised - by their anipolonism.

>>508868448
>>508853466

100 posts by humourless goatfuckers in a humour thread

>>508875781
Get folded nerd.

>>508856966
>I am enlightened by my own right hook. In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony egalitarianism, but because of my own White Supremacy.

>>508879756
damn they really look exactly like middle easterners. oh wait

>>508878901
BBBAAAAAAAAHHAHHHAHHHHHH
AAAHHHHAHHHHAAHAHAAHHAHAA

>>508854686
they are hunting you bitch, the look for movement and time patterns so they can spend the least amount of energy... no wonder why people get mauled

>>508861510
Kraut coming in with the bantz i see

>>508853814
Poos are bad ass

>>508872852
I love how the one with the absurdest freak body is the alpha of the pack

>>508873581
actual answer: because retards put convenience above everything else

this is literally it, cooking your food in the current year is a retarded waste of time, you can literally buy shit that you can eat straight out of the package, save time, money, not stink up the entire house, not have to do the dishes, etc. and not irradiate yourself but retards do what retards do because their retarded parents taught them what THEIR retarded parents taught them, etc. etc.

and it's not just that, it's everything

>>508855974
why do they knock on him , like banging a window to get the operators attention, kek,

>>508881976
That nigga zesty

>>508868373
Now I gotta replay Hotline Miami, thanks for reminding me

>>508854243
I've missed this. Great meme potential

>>508853814
This is the new application process for tech jobs in America

>>508854169

As if God, who is justice Himself, would ever predestine someone to eternal destruction. With such a satanic doctrine, its pretty obvious he was a false prophet who refused to submit to Rome and twisted scripture to his own destruction.

Visit vaticancatholic.com

Bible Proves the Papacy: https://youtu.be/6KV6PXSODgE

Apocalypse Now in the Vatican: https://youtu.be/u02sNHRNLCk

>>508854294
I've dated girls like that

>>508872729
>humans are... LE BAD!
>obviously ripped off the servitors from 40Kiddies
>(((Tchaikovsky)))
No thanks, I'm WHite.

>>508873104
is this real?

>>508879881
this is true. it goes against halakha
>>508880193
kek
>>508881793
yes, a lot of them are straight-up Moroccan, Yemenite, Syrian, Iraqi, or Jewish from another part of the Arab world. they are important in helping Israel infiltrate Arab countries because Modern Standard Hebrew lost all of the Semitic sounds.

>>508853436 (OP)
Kek

>>508868031
Vete a la verga

>>508857469

Poo Fu

>>508879982
You have way too much time on your hands.

>>508881793

Ethnic jews aren't white

But fully white jews are white... But are Jews... and are not my people nor have my well being nor best interests in mind... Which fooled me more when I was younger, thankfully this place taught me a lot because my NPC family taught me nothing literally

>>508873055
>It had a 97% survival rate
No anon.
It had a 99.97% survival rate for anyone not already deathly ill.

>>508874718
NOOOO SAARS! Is only prank saars

>>508882654

Yep, most Boomer Toomers deserve no respect beyond the basic level of respect, that can also apply to most "fellow whites" as well Anon

Those that try to make something better then stop caring when NPCs want processed fake garbage anyway and instantly and they don't respect any man that's their own man ... They're either programmed by Judeo "Conservative" "Stuck in their ways" and / or Liberals / Trendy Niggers, bunch of Double Niggers and Quadruple Jews

>>508869375
>assirian
>2800 b.c.
off by about two millennia.

>>508879892
I saw a study some months ago that found that all Poles are basically ashkenazi jews genetically as a result of 30% of your population being jews for centuries.
You are quite certainly not White European people anymore, maybe a small group of Poles. But most Poles are genetic semites.

>>508869071
>Ones

>>508881374
Found the jew

>>508873578
Will it give me a handjob if mine's big?

>>508874378
RIP in peace

>>508867171
Thats a crawfish, not a lobster.

>>508866540

Isn't the chopping of hands and general racist violence by the Belgian colonizers misattributed to them rather than the local violent tribe hierarchy?

>>508885909
It's the other way around retard.
Jews have stolen our genetic makeup after living here for some time.

>>508862775
kek

NEW

>>508886264

>>508886264

>>508886264

>>508886264

>>508886573
It works both ways... they race mixed with you, means you race mixed with them, and now your population is heavily semitic DNA.
Like I said, a study proved this. The Polish population are essentially ashkenazi jews who do not practice judaism or jewish culture.

>>508862791
2% of the population commit the entirety of the sex and financial crimes in America. Very telling.

>>508886778
>Like I said, a study proved this
Go back to plebbit.

>>508853814
Is this Brampton?

>>508868066
SNEED

>>508868031
I never respond to these because I hate my mother and want her to die. She never dies. Maybe if I respond this time she'll finally fucking die?

>>508857469
When both players are button mashing

>>508853466
Kek

>>508862791
>Religious and cultural