The most difficult point for anons here to get into a relationship with woman is they don’t know how to kick start the whole thing. Hopefully this short video clip here can offer some much needed help.

>>508873447 (OP)
Why would I want to be around a woman. Retard.

>>508873447 (OP)
I look like her when I crossdress

>>508873447 (OP)
That’s a 10

>>508873447 (OP)
Staged. It's her Chad boyfriend.
Even if you were a Chad, this has like 33% chance to work, more likely it's an assault charge.
If you try this as a sub-Chad male, you're going to get beaten to death by nearby simps.

>>508873447 (OP)
God I love this stupid slut

>>508873447 (OP)
This will unironically work about 1 in 39 times. It's just a numbers game.

>>508873747
Based mass-wedgier playing the numbers game

>>508873554
based
do you target any one group in particular to ravage you?

>>508873447 (OP)
Just grab them by the pussy like Trump said

>>508873447 (OP)
>>508873659
BILLIONS MUST BURN

>>508873447 (OP)
Looks low IQ

>>508873554
same
we're so sexy

>>508873661
Who is that Aryan sex Goddess?

>>508873447 (OP)
You guys don't have a GF because you keep thinking fetish porn is real life. You all getting filtered out is a good thing, actually

>>508873536
fippy bippy

>>508873447 (OP)
I have no problem attracting women, I just don't want to be around them.

>>508873447 (OP)
Mmmmmm yeah, sheet imma cotton bout it bout it, nawmsayin sheet skeet skeet muhfuggah

>>508877887
No, I don't have a gf because I reject all women categorically since they're all too awful to be around.

>>508873447 (OP)
The man in this video is at least 6 foot.

>>508877549
The best kind of girls, as long as they're pretty.

>>508877993
Kek this. I've gone full circle to finding them extremely annoying again just like when I was a little kid

>>508878273
Yes, I feel about the same about women now at 35 as I did when I was 5. That period in the middle where I was interested in them and tried to get along with them was just a huge waste of time.

>>508873536
Cause they hot and hilarious and if treated in correct way, they will make you feel like king

>>508873447 (OP)
I do this with my mom and sister

>>508873593
Only in Niggmerica.

>>508873593
That's a 2.

>>508873447 (OP)
That's how I seduce my little sister. She likes it rough.

>>508873447 (OP)

I like women

>>508878545
No thanks, it's all fake.

>>508873447 (OP)
I don't even WANT to interact with white girls, only Asians with White fever. I would be ok if I never saw another White woman again in my life. After the death of my mother it really dawned on me that I had not reason at all to give a flying shit about all these awful white girls out there. I am free now.

>>508873659
No, if you try this as sub-chad male, the simps beat you up. If I try that as a sub-chad male, the simps get impressibely creative about why the rules don't apply to me. Because I can beat up the simps and bite off their testicles for shits and giggles and they instinctively know it in every fibre of their degenerated body.

bodycount above 1 makes women undatable

bimbos are my jam

>>508879418
>he sniffed it

...

>>508879575
>white
This is a goblina.

cameras on cell phones were a mistake.

>>508873447 (OP)
Built for BWC

Porn acting makes me irrationally angry.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>508879708
Pretty sure he put it in his mouth

>>508878092
How would you know that? You're too scared of them to even talk to them. Any little girl out there literally has more courage than you.

>>508879708

>>508879418
That's dangerous. Good way to suction out a load.

>>508873447 (OP)
Have money
Have confidence to take what you want
This is all you need
If a homeless bum or some incel neet did this to her, she would call the cops

>>508879418
lick it

>>508873447 (OP)
Isn't this way better?

>>508873447 (OP)
Dang whos is this?, she is an 11/10.

>>508873447 (OP)
I take it that the averag /pol anon is a loser and a loner that has hardly any contact with the outside world let alone females and because of his weirdness and social awkwardness he claims to hate women when in reality he cherishes them but is only projecting the hatred he has for himself

>>508880000
Sweet Betty Parlor

>>508873447 (OP)
Fuck all that gay shit. I want riches not bitches. Why I can do celibacy standing on my head in a whore house at this point. Women and sex are so gross. Thanks fucker! Now I need a shower uggggh!

>>508873447 (OP)
Its almost weekly at this point I hear, hey you know so and so, they got cancer, or hey you know this guy, he dropped dead and he was only 35, and I just nod and smile.

>>508878545
fucking simp, I already feel like a king. If you need women to boost your self-esteem, you're a bitch yourself.

>>508873661
Name?

>>508873536
Because you’re a heterosexual man… right?

>>508877788
>>508880111
Darude Sanstorm

>>508880081

>>508880067
no its not

>>508877788
>>508880000
An instathot named Lavon Affair

>>508873536
Because a good after-work back massage beats a blowjob anyday

>>508873659
>assault charge
Unlikely. You're not in trouble anyway if there are no witnesses.

>>508878545
they're not hilarious at all, they're dumb af

>>508880473

>>508879936
He's rizzing her

>>508880396
Based

>>508879844
I've been divorced twice, I have had 3 other long term relationships. I know I'm done with women forever.

i have an insatiable desire to degrade women bully them, yet i dont want to go to prison for dumb shit, wut dew? i cant be around a woman if i cant do this

>>508880473
Costs like $50, pennies.

>>508879936
do u think these are real or staged

>>508880822
You're in luck, most women are into that. Make a profile on some BDSM dating site and explain that you want to bully and degrade women and you'll have to beat them off with a stick.

>>508879893
hahaha that fucking animal i love it

>>508880786
>ive been kicked out from 109 bars

>>508881179
No, I take full responsibility for all my failed relationships. I believed all the lies we're told about women when growing up, that's egg on my face. I fully accept that women have no agency and are not in control of their own actions and retarded drives, so I don't blame them at all. I blame simps for our current predicament, not women.

Still, I can't really stand being around women, now that I know what they are.

>>508880396
Based
My favourite is Liberty Incidy

>>508873536
Faggot

>>508881445
For me it's York Tunnels

>>508879418
seems risky, couldn't you blow the o-ring that way?

>>508873447 (OP)
Don't do this anons

>>508880396
Jona Thonpollard

>>508881608
Ashley Wits is underrated
Many say she never existed

>>508881608
oh shit I should have used Brooklyn Tunnels

>>508880918
That's real. Jeets film themselves doing this kind of shit and surprise cooming on women.
That's why we have to keep Palestinians out of Europe and import more jeetaroonies!

>>508873747
>This will unironically work about 1 in 39 times. It's just a numbers game.
you make a whole movie on an idea like that.

>>508878545
>>508880144
>>508881457
simps chime in like clockwork

>>508877428

As long as you're having fun honey. You want toy-kun before u go out?

>>508873659
>If you try this as a sub-Chad male, you're going to get beaten to death by nearby simps.
Kek soemthing about the image of roving bands of simps

>>508873447 (OP)
He pulled the panties closer to her asshole, they now have significantly more shit particles on the inside.

>>508880717
He's drizzling* her

>>508882426
Based XD

>>508873447 (OP)
She's so cute I wanna hug her. WITH MY COCK!!

retarded clown makeup

if she was asian half of the thread would be nazi simps pointing this out

>>508882670
kek I made this apu

>>508879936
I like the part where she looks back at him and he arches his piss stream up onto her face

>>508880191
Stop lying

>>508873447 (OP)
what are you doing? thats obv. someone she knows and shes all like "node een PABLIC M8"

>>508877788
>>508880000
@juicy

>>508882557
His preference would have been jizzing but that wasn't possible logistically

>>508873447 (OP)
When I did this I got arrested

So no one knows who she is? A lot of meme names thrown out, but it seems like no one here knows

>>508884909
>>508883992

>>508885011
Very nice. Great fap material for tonight.

>>508873593
That bitch has 100 layers of makeup on + filters, don't fall for the scam

>>508881894
Joking aside, this breaks my fkn heart :(
This world is hell

>>508879936
Yakshemash! My name a Borat. Where did you get this video of me in my town of Kuzcek?

Ever since I came back from my second trip to US&A more and more foreigners have been coming to glorious Kazakhstan. Niiiice. So, our Ministry of Forced Reproduction has kindly asked me to take this video to teach them how to initiate a relationship with a woman, and it has been a great success!

>>508880918
100% real. Honest-honest!

>>508883262
Thank you! Premier Nazarbayev issued orders to give me a Kazakh Academy Award for this video (cinematography)

>>508884102
You're lying. Real life is not gta. You don't get chased by police after commiting 2 small crimes. It has to be something a lot more significant for police to care.

>>508884102
>When I did this I got arrested

Are you banned from being within 500 yards of any schoolyard?

>>508873447 (OP)
White women are on another level, holy fuck

>>508885895
I'll trade you 10 of them for one big assed Latina with fat tits. I'll throw in an Xbox too since you people seem to love them for some reason

>>508873447 (OP)
>This will help
ok thanks
I will go do this now

>>508873593
In india maybe.

she fucks niggers, doesn't she?

>>508886990
Likely, yes.

>>508873447 (OP)
If she looked at me like that, she's getting raped right in that garage.

>>508879936
ugly armenoid

>>508879903
instant blackmail, that's why he's taping (no, it's staged and gay)

>>508880918
If the piss one's fake, it's absolutely incredible acting. The girl not only responds with perfect realism, she stumbles recklessly onto the shoulder of a 4-lane road.

OP's is obviously fake, though it could happen if you're sufficiently high status. You can even grab their pussy. They let you do it.

>>508886990
No she fucks her chubby white bf you cuck faggot

>>508886990
Every white girl does before they settle down in their 30s.

>>508878545
women can either make you feel like a king or the most worthless piece of shit alive. seen way too many dudes in good shape and make good money get all sad over a bitch because he caught her sexting some dude or flat out cheating. yeah I'm good I'd rather just fuck literal whores rather than trying to turn a wannabe whore into a housewife.

>>508887371
it doesn't look like she's enjoying it.
at most 1 star.

>>508873447 (OP)
The problem is actually that women are subhuman abortion supporting niggers just like actual niggers, jews, spics, chinks, fags, troons, and all Marxniggers from maoists to natsocs
Hang all abortion supporting niggers. I will never love. Kill yourselves for bringing this evil into the world.

>>508887371
based

>>508887555
Holy copium

>>508887555
Virgin detected
What a waste of digits.

>>508887681
>>508887705
I'm right.
stop being beta simplets.
disgusting

>>508887555
You're not supposed to care if they enjoy it. They won't respect you if you try to make them enjoy it.

>>508887555
>it doesn't look like she's enjoying it.
she is having sex with him anon, he already won. who cares what she thinks?

>>508873447 (OP)
Nice little icebreaker. While startled at first can see how much she enjoys it then - proof that it works.

>>508873447 (OP)
>some much needed help
Sure Jamal

>>508887874
herro

>>508873536
Based. Women are for fucking and nothing else. When you're done you wash'm out, hang'm up, and let the next guy enjoy while you get back to real work.

>>508887195
>>508887555
Ești unul din imigranți din Asia in România, clar.

>>508887874
Disgusting nigger fetish

>>508888288
shalom rabbi. shapely Aryan bubble butts and nigger ass aren't even remotely the same.

>>508873659
The trick to getting away with it is to pretend that youre retarded and dont know any better.

>>508888274
îți mai trebuie câteva lecții de română.
mămăliguță

>>508879844
>You're too scared of them to even talk to them.
I talked to them enough when I was younger and dumber to turn me off of relationshits with them. I'm not the "fuck everything that moves" kinda guy so I don't sleep around much either. Honestly women are just another tax/burden the government places on men to keep us down and make it harder for us to fight back against all of their Jewish horseshit. The fewer females are in your life the happier you are as a man. This is a universal law. If you buy into the "need a woman" psyop that the female-industrial complex pushes every day and night without ceasing then yes, you will gaslight yourself into believing that you are suffering and women/pussy is your only cure, but the truth is, if you're a man, you are already a complete being and you need no other.

>>508881437
Based Norwegian. It was a pleasure to be in the same thread as you Anon.

>>508873554
Kek

>>508881437

>>508879418
She went from 10/10 to 0/10 in an instant. Just shows how important a tail truly is.

>>508879903
wasn't actually in obviously

>>508885381
Kek

>>508888509
La care scară ești in Ferentari drăgălașule? Care NGO a lu Soros te-a adus in țară? De ce nu te duci înapoi in India cu restul șatrei tale?

>>508880111
Laylaroo, only cuz you got the digits

>>508881437
Very based, i too had to unlearn all the things that were told to me about women, its something i try to pass on to my younger male relatives

>yfw can't google that slut

Im goonmaxing save me 4channel

>>508890369
>>508889430
lilylaness or laylaaroo
idk who is who

>>508878545
Simps always try to wrap up their proclivities in based-sounding language, but what it comes down to is that you live to serve women and on the occasions that works out the way you want, you talk like you're a player.

>>508890831
>lilylaness

Bless you my man

>>508873447 (OP)
>interact with women.
Gay and jew pilled, no thanks. I would rather focus on adventure and money over some wet smelly hole who is not capable of bonding with any man. Fuck you and your (((divorce lawyer))) law firm. I hope some nigger burns it to the ground. I will tell the pigs I saw nothing.

>wearing Orthodox cross with diagonal bar on it
So it's true what they say about Slavic women

>>508883992
guys, don't google "juicy leaks" please...
I don't feel so well

>>508873447 (OP)
any lips-reader manage to understand what she's saying?

>>508873554
>>508873536
>>508873447 (OP)
I want a man to treat me like that

>>508879936

>>508892489

looks like Russian

either
>ohueel blyaat
>are you out of you fucking mind

or

>zaebal blyaat
>stop fucking doing it already

smth smth