Thread 508890850

Can't they ride silently?

>>508890850 (OP)
A percentage of people can't contain their exclamations.

They would definitely get you killed.

>>508890850 (OP)
>Can't they ride silently?
Dumb cunts can't keep their mouths shut. Many such cases. Very glads.

Why are Germans like this?

>>508890850 (OP)
I don’t know dude, you want them to silently go down and make going down a roller coaster embarrassingly silent.

>>508890850 (OP)
Women make noises and can't help it. I have a wife and daughter, and if you so much as drop a spoon, both of them go "whooooh" like it's going to shatter or break the floor or something.
They can't help it. I find it annoying as shit, but that's how women are.
You should hear them when they see spiders.
I'll come rushing downstairs wondering what the hell happened and it'll be a 0.8 in (2cm) spider on the cupboard.

>>508890850 (OP)
I too hate when people make noise on trains.

>>508890850 (OP)
I actually go WOOOOOOOOOH. It's called having fun.
>>508891609
Weird kike

>>508890850 (OP)
This is the only time I've ever laughed at german humour

>>508890850 (OP)
It's fun, Anon. I know fun is strictly forbidden in Germany, so your ignorance is expected.

>>508890850 (OP)
I've only ride one and i was silent, but i realized people were probably thinking i was an autistic weirdo so i started screaming like i was in a Taylor Swift concert.

>>508890850 (OP)
It's more fun if you make the noise. Learned that pro tip from Bob Ross. Maybe you could learn something too anon if you'd open your heart. God bless.

>>508890850 (OP)
I can't ride the rollercoaser or go on a merry-go-round because vomit
I also can't read in a moving car because vomit
but bus or train are okay

>>508892102
lol

>>508892101
I thought it was a serious post. If OP is joking then it is pretty funny.

>>508890850 (OP)
boring german asshole

>>508892090
>Weird kike
You don't need to tell me what you are lady. Now tits or GTFO.

>>508892090
Yeah and that is why people are not allowed into the country when they have jd vance memes on their phone.

Germany has an excellent rollarcoaster park, so i dont understand

Ever seen a woman get surprised by some menual shit like a lizard, a frog or a moth? They love shrieking, it's built into them as a survival instinct.

One time I was on one of those whirly spinny rides and the person next to me was just laughing louder than any human has ever laughed only stopping to ask why I wasn’t laughing. Nobody else was laughing they were just going “Wooh” and stuff but I was in the same little circular seat as this creature and you could tell the laughing was forced because she would stop on a time to berate me like I was the weird one even though it was a total stranger anyway now I hate women

>>508890850 (OP)
People who talk loudly or scream should be shot.

>>508890850 (OP)
What gave you the phobia against them? Your helicopter mom? I swear you indoor kids, for as tuff as you talk, for as much as you foam at the mouth like women, you sure are scared of your own shadows in reality. Do you really not know how see thru that makes your types?

>>508890850 (OP)
It releases endorphins. I bet you fuck silent as the grave too you joyless kraut. Your body is more than just a brain and there are surprising ways to operate it for unexpected reactions.

>>508892303
False equivalency. Roller coasters are fun. Memes are fun.

>>508890850 (OP)
>zere vill be no chitter chatter on der rollerkostah
>you vill zit upright and silently admire the mechanical operations and physical sensations

>>508892252
>I hate White women and love massive black dildos
>I'm not a weird kike though, you are!

>>508892595
I don't have sex

>>508892023
My wife quietly threw a racoon out of the garage on her own. You bred with a dumb bitch.

>>508890850 (OP)
screaming relieves stress makes it more enjoyable.

>>508892692
I read that in pic related's voice

>>508892948
People screaming give me stress

>>508890850 (OP)
Robot says it's a group expectation along with roller coasters being more an activity rather than turning on the survival mode.

Or something.
Idk. It's an interesting question but I think ultimately it's just expected to go ahhh so you go ahhh.

if you wait till the very end and then scream its funny

>>508890850 (OP)
Simulates you falling down from a great height so you instinctively scream in terror

>>508890850 (OP)
This flag/post combo is spot on.
Also, they should keep their hands in their lap and sit in a more orderly fashion.

>>508890850 (OP)
>Why do people go AAAAAAAAHHH on these?
THE JEWS

They convinced people to go AAAAAAHH so that it looks exciting to entice other people to come in and spend money on the rides so the kikes make more money.

>>508890850 (OP)
normies HAVE to be acknowledged by other normies. same reason why they go to movie theaters and comedy clubs and laugh GUH GUH HUHU at things that arent funny. if another normie cant hear them, its like they stop existing. normies literally go insane if they spend more than 10 minute without gossiping

>>508891609

You better keep your mouth shut or ill start telling everyone about the Muslim rape gang of schoolteachers I'm protecting.

Lol

>Open classroom door
>turn off the lights
>close door
>cacophony of women screaming
Alternatively same scenario if the lights go out. Women are noisy

>>508892931
Your hitting my fetish of a competent women who can pluck birds.
These whores rolling around in yoga pants don't have shit on my wife coming in sweaty and dirty.

Rock hard.

>six flags over texas
>hop on the runaway mountain with a friend, it's an indoor rollercoaster in the dark
>we stay silent the whole line
>board coaster silently
>coast into the main rollercoaster room
>*tick tick tick tick tick tick*
>top of the coaster
>NIIIGGGEEEERRRRRR
>VVRRROOOOOSSSSHHHH
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>508892090
This

>>508890850 (OP)
>>508891160
>A percentage of people can't contain their exclamations.
I have a theory that until we rid humanity of these people, we'll never ascend the KARDASHEV SCALE.

Just think about it. In no way is a sun harvesting civilization compatible with civilians who are still harboring primitive instincts - who still scream their heads off when a man dressed as a bush moves.

>>508890850 (OP)
We do it as a way to make fun of the Jews going on a rollercoaster of death into the ovens screaming all the way.

>>508893776
That bush is obviously trying to sexually assault those women. Just look at those little grabbers.

>>508893081
Rollercoasters usually change direction a lot. Go up and down, invert, turn direction, and you get moments of positive and or negative Gs. Skydiving, once you fall out the plane it’s pretty tame until the parachute opens. You reach terminal velocity after a few seconds and it’s just like floating on a fusion of air. I don’t think I screamed when I did it but I scream or go woohoo on coasters, they’re more fun. Skydiving is thrilling because you might die but otherwise good coasters are better

>>508893092
I stop screaming when it crests the first hill.

>>508892730
Tell me more about you....

>>508892090

Fun not allowed.

Can't you have fun without going "woooooooh" like a retard?

Im having fun now and im not going "woooh" like a mentally retarded person.

>>508893276
>You better keep your mouth shut or ill start telling everyone about the Muslim rape gang of schoolteachers I'm protecting.
Oh. Well, in that case I'll scream silently on the inside. Carry on!

>>508894022
He's canadian.
But in fact it's a pajeet in disguise.

>>508893776
Autisms shall inherit the Earth
The only problem is they don't have sex and reproduce
This is the great filter

>>508894357
What? Every time I complete the CAPTCHA I go wooh!

>>508894536
What if they become autistic about having sex and they take it to a new form of spiritual enlightenment like the Kama Sutrans believe? I think the only reason the autists don't have sex is because the world isn't ready for that level of ecstacy.

>>508891785
Autism kills.

>>508894144
I just picked skydiving cause it was the closest thing I could think of where you don't usually scream.