Thread 508896443

>News
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/jun/27/reeves-expected-to-freeze-income-tax-thresholds-to-raise-fresh-funds

josh is a paedophile

NIGGER

>>508896568
>t.josh

It's unbelievable.

But it happened.

>pull up to my shithole terraced victorian era house in Sparkbrook in my white BMW 3 series with personalised numberplate 'PAK1 B055' I bought on finance with money from selling weed.
>open the boot and take out my Selfridges and Zara bags with the Stone Island jacket and Gucci trainers I spent all my wages on
>open the door
>yell Salam to my Mom and 10 siblings, slap my little bro in the face for being cheeky bhenchod
>sit down on my leather sofa our uncle Assad gave us
>Spit out all my phlegm in the sink, then roll out the prayer mat
>Tuck into some leftover curry as I pretend to listen to my Mom telling me I'm a family failure for not training to be a doctor like my cousin Whaleed
>drive recklessly to the gym with boys Harmzy and Abbas, don't signal at junctions and tailgate every car in front whilst playing some dutty bangers on radio 1 xtra
>Perv at all the white girls at the gym (gorri bitches) and spend the entire session snapchatting myself tensing in the mirror
>Mention multiple times how all white girls are slags
>swear down all the kuti are checking me out (see the way she lookin at me she on2 me i swear bro)
>say "kusmeh bro" regularly in conversation
>go shisha lounge and a mixed grill later in the Mailbox, add a further 20 snapchats to my story
>drink brandy and whiskey with coke all night because I think I look hard (non-alcoholi tho enni)

thread theme shout-out to American dad

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va0ezWC2du4

>>508896640
It was real in his mind

Might go to Brazil and pay some women to fart on me.

the onion man gentleman who shipped my order twice likely has a humongous cocaine issue, still, got 4g for fucking 70 quid kek

>>508896605
same eye colour as josh

>>508896640
>why are the literal children of satan so fucking evil?
Gee, thats a tough one to answer.

>>508896790
70 quid is a lot for 4g of sugar

I want a threesome with Jess Gill and Alice Grant. And Alice's sister. And I want Reem to watch.

>>508896443 (OP)


I don't care what anybody says, the lads of this board have always been alright to me, and I have seen them all banding together to support darkies many times.

>>508896868
fucking rocket fuel mateyboy. fucking alcohol is the expensive item

Got myself some leather art today. Their arses and tits have been fondled to oblivion though. Sending them off to a specialist leather restorer to put the life back into them. Love these though. Each one is made from a single piece of leather. Proper skills and a good understanding of anatomical form.
They're signed but I can't find the artist.

>>508896640
Eagle bear holocoaster tier

>>508896959
But why

>>508896906
phwoar i bet her snatch smells like hubba bubba

>>508896776
Why Brazil?

>>508896950

Its all fun and games until you end up on the morticians' slab.

>>508897001
I bought them for £117. Will spend £100 on restoration and sell for £450.
It's what I do.

>>508897146
they look like used fuck dolls mate

>>508896906
I want a threesome with Bobby Rainsbury in Filth and Bobby Rainsbury in Dept Q

>>508897114
if you treat it with respect it won't kill you.

200 years ago they'd give you it for the sniffles

>>508897217
shrunken jew corpses that he molested

>>508896443 (OP)
>10 cans of cider and a cheeky bottle of wine
>Wife and kids made me quit the cigs
>Can't even have a line
I hope you all enjoyed my poem.

They did the thing!

>>508896959

Are they for pumping? Useless if they're not for pumping. About as useful as tits on a pig.

>>508896959
Botched mastectomy spotted

Got this for £28 a few weeks ago. Turns out it's an early Brandon Cross. Before his military phase. Will get £150 for it. Oil on canvas.

>>508897309
>10 cans of cider and a bottle of wine

similar to my stockpile for this evening, had 8 cans of zubr today and got an extra crate of heineken

>>508896906
Looks like a man

>fat cunt didn't get letter from doctor telling him he's a fat cunt
>he's devastated
https://www.mylondon.news/news/south-london-news/south-london-man-left-without-31928802

>>508897254
Hidden man takes a bump on a can of coke if you look properly

>>508897146
Ever find it difficult to find a buyer for that kind of serial killer shit? do you just sell random shit or have a niche?

bit bored

summoning a happening - not had a good one for ages

>>508897408
not to be disrespectful but what does that even represent?

>>508896906
Happy birthday Jess
https://xcancel.com/jessgill03/status/1938560141307396142

>>508897408
>Oil on canvas.
fart on bratwurst
huff huff huff

>>508896906
It's her birthday today as well.

>>508897458
fucking espionage tier that matey. fucking James bond levels of secret application

>>508897408

Thats quite nice mind.

>>508897471
come over we can have a drink and play some vidya

>>508897217
They are excellent bits of sculpture in leather. Just need a tit job, a Brazilian butt lift and a clean and condition and an interior designer I know will give me £450 all day long for these.
They're a one off. Took massive skill to make these.

>>508897408
How're your plants doing?

Look at the FUCKING CHAD

>>508897427
Lovely stuff is Zubr. It's actually more like 14 cans because there's 4 in the cellar I've stashed away, what am I like eh?

>>508897314
I’ve met many Welsh people, and their names were always Jewish.

>>508897488
>>508897548
>frogpost
Aw yeah, bby.

>>508897612
Fuck off boggo.

Bought some sourdough rolls earlier from Tescos because all the hype around it by make it yourself bread faggots and I couldn't really tell the difference between normal bread tbqhwy

>>508897461
Sells it to namenonces on here when their PIP comes in.

>>508897254
I was in rehab with a cokehead in 2012. He was gone. Airbus sent him to rehab, he worked making composite aerilon parts for them......

>>508897635
last time i ordered decent fishscale gear i filled a whole fucking sack with zubr cans. top beer, not even povvo shit honestly.

>>508897595
say that they are used fuck dolls recovered from grenfell to give them some provenance

pls help me

>>508897715
to be honest with you my friend i don't understand how people get addicted to it. it's essentially like consuming a double coffee with excellent antidepressants properties up your hooter. definitely not something to ruin your life over.

>>508897461
he's got a room with hundreds of bits of unsold tat in storage

>>508897737
I like getting the random Polak beers I've never seen in my life, some of them are really nice then you never see them again kek

>>508897820
Watch lovely Alice on GBnews

>>508897612
omg he's so based and chad goys enjoy muh larp UwU

>>508897820
come round, got a beer in the fridge for you

>>508897820
You guh?

>look, as I've always said it is my number one priority to stop any welfare cuts and will oppose them vigorously
https://www.mylondon.news/news/south-london-news/south-london-man-left-without-31928802

>>508897820
Will you pay me?

>>508897701
Normal bread makes my shits horrid, sourdough doesn't. Your experience may vary.
>>508897715
>Airbus
Which site?

>>508897686
Dont attack users.

>>508897820
fuck off

>>508897882
fucking warka is the best beer available on the shelves in this whole country, a polish beer. i implore you to find and try it.

>>508897314
Glasgow should be nuked
They hate actual welsh people and only use the label to justify their hate of the English.

>>508897461
>niche
Mostly mid century furniture which I renovate myself. I buy any art I like and always do well with it. Those leather sculptures are highly decorative. They'll probably end up in a middle class unused fireplace in London somewhere as a talking point.
They will only go up in value as they get older.

>>508897943
what does he do all day? Like what is his actual job?

>>508898019
nah, need soldiers.

>>508898059
What soldiers, it's full of browns amd commies.

>>508897877
>i don't understand how people get addicted to it.
Same way people get addicted to booze, little bit in the morning to deal with with comedown/hangover and it spirals. I was lucky since I got all the drug shit out of my system with Mcat and MDMA, only do the odd bag of coke or ket now maybe three or four times a year when the lads get together.

>>508897487
It's well painted, original art. It's got boats and seagulls in it and is clearly influenced by mid century modern aesthetics.
It represents a £120 profit to me.

>>508898112
>what is cannon fodder

>>508898050
>what does he do all day?
mostly rentboys

Bernie Ecclestein is one of the oldest known fathers. He knocked up his wife in his late '80s.

>Le pootins is trad and le saviour of the white race etc.
he absolutely doesn't want to flood ruzzia with mudslimes and browns no sir, only le globohomo west does that etc
lol nafo troons amirite etc

>>508898059
Got hotels full of em.

>>508897992
I used to love it back in the day but haven't seen a can in maybe 10 years? Old alky mate of mine used to get a few cans at opening time at the poski sklep on the dot every day lol

>>508897608
Recovering. I haven't had a chance to repot yet but I've pulled the clay pebbles and no more leaf drips since.

>>508898186
My grandad had a kid in his 60's with his Thai bird so now I've got a thai uncle who's 15 years younger than me

>>508898153
>Implying they could be anything other than a hindrance.

>>508896443 (OP)

Thread music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5oHL3zBDg

I know all about Mr Whippy and Mr Softee!!

>>508898019
>>508898059
>>508898112
Cunts, the pair of yous

>>508897080
they make a lot of fart porn

>>508896959
Artist looks like its prob ed gein

>>508898284
Based old fucker

>russia is so le based and trad and white and absolutely not globohomo or destroying it's culture etc
right?

>>508898332
Sped Gein

>virtually every house claims pip
>claims nationally up 77%
This is totally sustainable
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/greater-manchester-streets-more-people-31934273

>>508897707
>Sells it to namenonces on here when their PIP comes in.
Nah. I only sell my Henry hoover stock to namecunts. I shilled that so well a few years ago they are begging for them.

lads, i know it's not politics but something messed up happened and maybe one of you lads can giv us some advice like

been seeing some lass for a while now and everything going fine and all, but she just told me she's not really down for dating, she just wants me to own her
i asked her what the fuck she was talking bout like and she said she doesn't want to be a girlfriend because that stresses her out, she just wants me to own her and she's fine with doing basically everything anyway and then when i tested it she had her ass in the air in seconds for me

dont know what to make of it lads, what you guys reckon is going on like?

>>508898116
understood, i have a bit of a problem with booze because I sometimes get that rattling feeling if I've over consumed, then i end up having hair of the dog to fix it. never interacted with coke that way though. suppose i respect it more, different strokes for different folks and all that. thank god benzos exist when i want to go on a sober streak though. godsend those things, but again, stay well within normal dosage guidelines.
>>508898112
bribe em

>>508898295
You need some confidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lzVFtLBW1o&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>ruzzian girls are trad and not like the globohomo west etc
shit forgot to put my VPN on

>>508898278
Jolly good.

>>508898326
What about India?

>>508898295
BLOBBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU

>>508898233
>encouraged mixed marriages
More like he let his soldiers fuck the local women.
There's a huge difference to doing this when you invade and conquer another country, and importing people to fuck your own women.
Putin is a special kind of insane. But then he's jewish, so of course he's into that mixing.

>>508897779
Grenfell would have destroyed this stitching. Bames must destroy beauty created by whites.

>>508898326
Do the Portuguese allow this?

>>508897408
Looks like the corner of bogdan's kitchen.

>>508898263
there's an offie down the town center that sells it, but yeah you'll have to go to the Polska place. fucking lovely, smooth, crisp can of beer. can't believe a pole told me it was tramp juice.
>>508898235
bribe
>>508898289
bribe
>>508898323
love you

>>508898387
>memeflag
>mumsnet tier story time
hi josh

>>508897877
>i don't understand how people get addicted to it.
That's what Daniella Westbrook said......

>>508898387
Try drinking bleach.

>>508898397
I never drink two days in a row anymore after some harrowing withdrawals experiences in my 20s. I still get wrecked once a week but I can live with that for the time being kek

>>508898511
they're so trad

>>508897961
Somewhere in the Irish republic.

>>508898599
if I'm being as perfectly honest with you, it turns me into a priest. my ego goes absolutely out the window and it levels my brain

>>508898579
> can't believe a pole told me it was tramp juice

Tennents super is considered an artisan ale in Italy

>>508898579
>can't believe a pole told me it was tramp juice.
They seem to love drinking that Harnas but I don't rate it, gets you fucking drunk like but all their beers do

>>508898186
My sister is currently pregnant at 50yo.

>>508898723
i know I've been druggo posting this whole bread but a valuable medicine for the bathroom cabinet is genuine valium. alcohol withdrawal is the absolute fucking worst, and I find it disgusting that they classify the cure as a scheduled narcotic.

sounds awful

>at least ruzzians don't arrest people for saying bad things
right?

>>508898894
How about just stop drinking you fucking waste man

>>508898380
wtf. im obviously not a net tax payer but the gov has never put money in my account

>>508898911
>Jewvid Mitchelstien attacks whites and their history
I wouldn't watch that

Ruzzians wouldn't import shitskins.
would they?
but /pol/ said they were trad and shit

>>508899002
having a backup plan isn't a crime is it?

>>508898842
Never again

>>508898357
>>508898233
>>508898034
>>508897988
>>508897914
>>508898938
>>508898891
>>508898726
rent free

>>508898233

That guy with the beard looks like a robot.

>>508898894
It's fucked I never had access to them back when I really needed them, would've much rather popped a pill than tried to force warm lager down my throat at half 4 in the morning before work lol.

>>508898295

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>>>>>>>>mumu

>>508899072
i might be a mess but fuck that noise massive kek

>>508898332
Kek. These seem to have been made in Kansas. Which is odd because I just bought some mid century plastic jars made in Denmark from a seller in Kansas but got these Kansas made leather lads in Aberdeen.
Value travels I suppose.

>>508899079
u mad?
feel free to tell me more about how russia is trad and white and totally not globohomo

>>508898584

knew i shouldn't have bothered like

you got to get this josh guy out of your head or start making him pay rent like

>>508898911
His mother is Welsh.

>>508899002
>waste man
Yo you tell him cuz brrrrrrrap mad ting innit
*spins around on back*
Word

>>508899126
I had a phase, and at £1 a can you could hardly blame me.

>>508899105
They're cheap on the dark. some fake pharma vendors tho.

even when i twisted my knee the hospital wouldn't give me even fucking codeine so i had to spend 50 quid for 28x 60mg codeine phosphate on the dark. absolute fucking farce the modern medical establishment.

>Peepo in ruzzia don't get arrested for saying things .
right?

>>508899145
Bore off this isn't your haul vlog you fucking homosexual

>>508898397
>thank god benzos exist when i want to go on a sober streak though
The face of addiction.
Be careful lad.. Benzos are known as charge sheets for a reason.

>>508899241
need some lemonade mixer honestly if you're hard up.

>>508899072
lmao the 12% ones and up were like an urban legend when I was a street drinker, strongest can I ever saw was Crest Super at 10% and that did a number on everyone who tried it

>>508898537
Lmao.

>>508899164
two larps down
both responded to with muh rent freeeee
bye josh id
better luck next larp

>>508899297
one has to take an initial dose according to the severity of ones withdrawals and then taper down over subsequent days. i understand what you're alluding to but even i won't abuse benzos.

im a retarded fucking drug addict and i don’t even really take any drugs

>>508899445
got a beer here for you m8

>>508899259
Never fucked around on there, last time I bought drugs on the internet it was legal mcat that came in blocks of glass, never been as wired since in my entire life it's a miracle none of us died

>>508899508
fair play. especially with my knee injury i am very thankful i found a vendor who ships genuine pharma with special delivery each time. cunt probably owns a pharmacy

>>508899276
When I drink I post hauls. I care not a poorly scribed jot for your opinion lad.
Sometimes I build wormerys, sometimes I do aquaponics, sometimes I shill crypto, sometimes I bait losers.
I've likely been here longer than you and frankly I don't fucking care.
I'm far more interesting than most of the shite posted here.

Out with my comically large backpack full of books again and someone was taking the piss
this is the third time
he saw me and burst out laughing and goes
>what the hell are you doing?
i said
>'sweating bullets'
but i meant sweating buckets

drug nonce hasn't stopped talking about drugs for the last 8 hours
wow man you're so cool and that
for taking drugs
tell us more about taking drugs and stuff

>>508899309
Never tried mixing. Content with a spliff and a nice german wheat beer these days.
>>508899325
I was mates with the sklepowner, worked with his son in a warehouse nearby. Friendly sort.

>>508899415
>even i won't abuse benzos
Good choice lad, I've woken up in the cells too often wondering what I did this time because of that shite.
Nothing worse than being taken through the tunnel to court with no idea.....
My solicitor used to laugh at me.

>>508899800
tgi-fuck off

cor take drugs me i do
look at me drugs cor
bought drugs online me
proper good having pharma online it is
taking drugs and that
drugs
ive got other things going on in me life but mainly its drugs

>>508899797
Is your real name Duncan?

>>508899872
tell a lie, one time, the first time i encountered any form of benzodiazepine was 5x2mg Xanax bars. me and me mum ate half each and slept for two days. whether i was still functional whilst blacked out i will never know.

>>508899800
>>508899964
Bit like you and your obsession with blocko. Annoying innit?

>>508899739
>I'm drunk that's why I'm posting boring off topic female tier wank
Kys shit stabber, go and drink some more wine and bum yourself while watching grand designs

>>508899964
im retired mate, give me a fucking break

Wish my best pal would give me a 65k Rolex
https://youtu.be/jix4kmqFVZY

>>508900047
thought you were blocko fat boy

>>508899976
No but that's a sweet pictish name

>>508900111
You really are a fucking idiot.

>>508900058
>grand designs
Nothing wrong with a bit of grand designs. Are you poor? Don't you appreciate form and function?
Even your council house will have design to appreciate lad.

>>508900219
thanks for confirming it

>>508900242
>t. lawrence-lewellyn bowen

take drugs me
well ard me
do larps online and that too me

>>508900242
>>508900381
wrong image

>well I say mable those sunnys are looking a bit shi'ite

I should have put them in the shed ffs

>>508900242
>le cultured man I am me, charity shop lamps grand designs and a bottle of rosé, cultured af I am me
Bore off you feminised little queer and take your hamster tier nesting posts with you, go and rip up some newspaper to make a bed fucking loser

>>508900438
Ruff.

its not like drugs are me whole life or nothin
just that's what i likes to post about all day for 8 hours a day
anyone else into drugs?
proper love drugs me
did i mention i like drugs yet? must have been at least 2 minutes since i last mentioned drugs and that

Got this for £20. It's an original ink on what looks to be loads of bits of masking tape stuck together to make a platform. (You might have to zoom in to see the texture)
It's made to look like the ink was just run over it but the textured paper means someone took ages to do this with a brush.
A clever bit of art.

>>508900438
They need water.

>>508900381
Who's that nonce?

>>508900538
my hanging baskets are looking healthy this year. i think the miracle-gro fucked them last year.

>>508900557
Getting hellraiser vibes. Neat.

>>508900520
>le cultured man I am me,
Funny, that's what my English teacher said about me many decades ago. The only teacher I remember.

>>508896790
fbi took my onion site down the other week which one do you use? other ones ive found are all scams

who else #intodrugs?
come on it's proper special buying drugs online that is, nobody else does it waaay who else wants to talk about drugs. love drugs me. take benzos and molly me and take bit o hash and that, got spazzed on khat once me i did what am i like eh? did i mention i buy drugs online me?

>>508900708
arch refugee?

daunt dot link

>>508896443 (OP)
i'm investigating a possible ofcom violation in this thread, https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content , to effect a prompt and swift investigation I will be monitoring replies and you will be judged based on those replies

Judgement begins now

>>508900775
yep, cheers didnt know about that 1

>>508900708
DH

>>508900557
don't like it looks evil
reminds me of that skin monster from doctor who

https://www.amren.com/podcasts/2025/06/blacks-laid-the-foundations-of-modern-britain/

>>508900745
losers

>>508900705
Filtering you middle aged crisis lonely nesting alcoholic boreposting fag and you're wannabe snob act

>>508900701
It's cool isn't it? It's a keeper for me. Going in my hall. Still can't decipher the signature though.

>>508900834
what?

xcancel is dead?

must have been at least 2 minutes now, who wants to talk about drugs eh? buying drugs online maaaayn what am i like eh? proper love it me i do, fucking love drugs. have i mentioned i buy drugs online yet? proper love drugs me. who else likes drugs? cor 2diethlymetlygabbapentane me what am i like eh once shoved mephedrone and precursors up me arse what am i like eh, buy drugs online me i do

>>508900815
they stayed around too long. imagine still operating an enterprise worth 28 million created from nothing. should've fucking disappeared way before then.

>>508900808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

>>508900602
I've just watered them but I don't think there's much hope for the tall ones desu, the wind has caused chaos

>>508900920
if you go on the link you will understand the thing those two letters represent

>>508900808
>judgement begins now
Kay.
>>508900848
Wasn't she the last human?
>>508900901
Bit blurry that.

>>508900848
>don't like it looks evil
It makes me think of my psycho ex so yeah.
Evil.
But evil is the anathema of good so I like a bit of both around. I'm a centrist.....

>>508900933
Lesson learned, don't fuck with @grok

>>508900952
not heard much about what happened did the people involved get arrested? should quit while your ahead

>>508901001
oh ok, ill remember for future use

how about those politics eh?

research chemicals up me arse
buy drugs online me i do

>>508900892
>you're
Your
Sips.jpg
You won't be missed you seethy prick.

>>508896790
>got 4g for fucking 70 quid

jesus chroist, who's your source, Scarface??? Otherwise, the SilkRoadMan must have bashed the absolute crap out of it (padded it out with speed and other crap, for all ye plebs).

>>508901056
honestly just use the super list on dread, saves a lot of headache

will our new wog overlords manage to maintain the sewage infrastructure, electrical grid etc?

>>508901013
>Humans still exist, but Cassandra's extreme views lead her to believe that anyone with alien ancestry is not "pure" enough to be considered human.
>She uses the term "mongrels" to refer to other humans who have interbred with aliens, highlighting her prejudiced view.
lol don't remember this
she was well based

buy DRUGS ONLINE me i do
proper darknet markets me i do
precursors up me arse me i do
regratamine 4am bumfun me i do
buy drugs online me i do

>>508900965
They're clearly wilting from lack of water. Wind won't bother them too much.
You got them in time if you've watered them. They'll recover.

It's the same shite as the blocklarp, he just wants to be a snob, he's absolutely desperate to look down his nose a somebody, anybody. Because he's never actually had a reason to consider himself above anyone else. Truly sad faggot shit, which is his forte

>>508901122
some cunt who "apparently has over 10 million pounds of stock valued at street value. he's caused quite the ruckus in that community by undercutting the other gentlemen.

not very often do i get lucky but for some reason he shipped my 2g order twice.

>>508901013
>Bit blurry that
It is. Going to take it out of the frame to see if I can read it.

>>508901236
Some of them have 90 degree bends in the stem, i've propped them up best I can

>>508900963
based and oapproved
>>508901013
offtopic image
too many replies in one post
lazy interaction

you're out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dK0Hbf5rEY

buy FURNITURE ONLINE me i do
proper antique markets me i do
lamps up me arse me i do
old school wooden dildos 4am bumfun me i do
buy lamos online me i do

more than 2 minutes without me mentioning i buy drugs online? shit
buy drugs online me i do
darknet markets me i do
k holed up me arse me i do
buy drugs online me i do

>>508900066
based i watched the full podcast this morning, Nick was almost in tears bless

>>508901073
Politicial implications for white nonces?
>>508901161
Bet she suffered from mircochimerism
>>508901334
Take care. Be a shame if it gets damaged.
>>508901390
>thread prefecture
Alright.

>>508901392
>>508901402
get filtered you do

>>508901392
lel

>>508901252
Who are you talking about seethelad?

>>508901276
can you test it?

if you don't have access to test kits, have you tried the water test? make a small line, take about half of that line and drop it in a glass of water,

If it dissolves immediately, you have top notch peruvian marching powder.

If its cut to shit, it will either dissolve slowly, or stick to the top of the water.

I am curious like a motherfucker

>love lamps I do me
>love grand designs I do me
>means I'm better than you it does
>how about this snarkpost about some mass printed picture that used to hang in a pay by the hour hotel
>upper crust I am me

>>508901392
Kek

Hes having another meltdown. Horses really do mindbreak him.

>>508901657
honestly, to test for benzocaine rub a tad on the gum. benzocaine numbs your mouth WAY more than the raw product. secondly rub the product with your fingers, if it turns effortlessly to oil it's raw. regardless of where the product is from it should smell of petrol, but feintly. up the hooter should smell like a BP garage, but also a bit sweet and nice tasting.

enjoyable drip.

>>508901747
>Horses really do mindbreak him.
The lack of milk crates in the modern world means he can't reach to fuck them.

Will there ever be an end to the daily humiliation of the english? I used to think it was pretty funny when it was just
>sawry luv, ya carnt buy tha' spoon without a loicence
But this is just cruelty I can't abide

>>508901392
KEK

>>508899800
>All lowercase
Nonce typing to be fair.

>>508901864
Kek

>>508901878
>I can't abide
Go look after your own shit you fat useless wanker. Our country is nowhere near the state of yours.

>>508901677
Bames have been rooting through his rubbish kek

>>508900557
would buy

>>508901677
Kek so he's lent his account to a bame for a few quid and is shocked when he's the one paying tax on it

Was this a real thing at Glastonbury?

>>508902115
I'd bet my left testicle it is

>>508902029
Not one I'm selling desu. There's a naivety about it but it's actually very cleverly accomplished. One for Sotheby's when my kids inherit it.

pwoar susanna reid

>>508901961
>Our country is nowhere near the state of yours.
That's true. Over the weekend I went to a gun show where I bought an AR-15 with no ID, paperwork, or loicence. Getting a spoon in such a way is so alien to you that your primary concern is just staving off the inevitable opinion loicences a little longer

>>508902115
probably, all popular entertainment includes brainwashing of some sort.

>>508902115
I want a bunch of morris dancers to turn up to Glastonbury

>>508902115
Even in 98 when I was there this shit was prelevant. Yes. Glastonbury is a leftist shitshow sponsored by bands you might like.

>>508901858
the Oiliness won't really tell you about quality, since there's plenty of bash out there, not excluding toilet cleaner, that can give your shit an 'oiliness', temperature and storage of shit will also affect this, i.e. Humidity. You need a test kit to give you a clear indication of the quantity of actual coke is in your gear, and I highly recommend you get one, could be exciting.

>see this swivel lamp yeah? Gpt said it was a design icon
>that fucking lamp means I'm better than you it does

>>508902115
My time at Glastonbury mostly involved acid and aimlessly wandering around.

>>508901858
>benzocaine
hands down best bash

>>508902223
You know I can go to the same gun shows in redneck swamplands and with a big of clever disassembly and postage can own the same guns?
Criminality has been moving this shit for centuries you stupid oaf.

>didn't get enough (you)s me i didn't
gonna post horses me
pretend im not the wool nonce me
proper laugh me
gonna call everyone boggy me

Lads where's the civil war we keep being promised? I want to go paki bashing already.

Polish nonce fishing for attention again

>>508902400
>My time at Glastonbury
fucking normie

>>508902335
I prefer doing a few lines and driving like a twat then waiting for the police lab test to confirm I didn't get ripped off.

>see this ugly picture?
>pure status symbol that is
>you wouldn't get it because you're not as refined as me
Just like watch posting or car posting

>>508902335
if i'm being completely honest with you my friend i'm somewhat of a connoisseur due to the high quality listings on the dark. high quality gear will always have the two properties i spoke of.

most gentlemen even have two separate listings for colombian and bolovian coca, and the two do feel different. peruvian is rarer, i'd like to try it personally, apparently it's more natural than the other two by being less processed.

i haven't tested any of it scientifically over the course of many years however one can inspect the bag one receives and test accordingly. i genuinely believe it, across multiple vendors, is the genuine article however.

>>508902513
Yes of course. And technically you could also think whatever illegal opinions you fancy. But we both know what will happen to you if you try to demonstrate those opinions without a proper loicence

>>508902190
It’s different, I like different

>>508902709
>>508898911
>>508899034
>>508899170
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/david-mitchell-convicted-for-covering-road-with-potatoes-and-silt

>>508902335
Boric acid chunks wash back

>>508902641
Probably before you were born lad

Fucking hell I'm so pissed off I missed out on going this year. Looks proper fun

>>508902842
proabbyl

>>508902445
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8040690.stm

Depends on the grade of benz

>>508902857
kek

>>508901276

what merkets good these days chum?

>>508902385
>that fucking lamp means I'm better than you it does
I'm not better than you because I own a lamp anon.
I'm better than you because even while our nation is collapsing under the weight of African and Muslim immigration I have found something I'm good at and monetised it so that I can support my children in their journey into life using the proceeds.
Now tell us all about your success against the invading hoards? What's your claim to fame?

>>508902615
On the back burner whilst they datamine thoughts on conscription.
>>508902625
Uncultured sad cunt ain't he?
>>508902714
Precisely.

>>508902905
>I'm old and i take drugs me

>>508902115
They literally had a 90's primary school songs set this year.
>ITS A HARVEST FESTIVAL
>WHERE WE GATHER OUR FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
Kinda based actually

>>508902400
Same. I also broke my ankle when I went off the side of one of those 2ft tall gravel roads. On acid.

>>508902115
>Gary Younge

>>508902667
>you're not as refined as me
You said it. Not me.

>>508902913
It's like chatgpt generated parody events. I knew we were living in clown world but this is a bit mad

>>508902924
daunt dot link > DH

>>508902700
Let us book ourselves into a Bogota hotel and experience the 'disco shit' that is but a pipe dream for the average briton. We will become like 'Haji', as the muslims say, embarking on a Cocaine pilgrimage to the Americas. We simply check in, hang around in the hotel lobby for a little brown man to approach us. 3 Dollars for a gram of golden Cocaine, 'I can't feel my face maxxin'. If we had plans to venture into Peru and Bolivia, those plans have surely departed by then, since we'd be holed up in our rooms barely able to move a finger, covered in white fishscale cocaine and hookers wet panties.

>>508902745
We've spoken before. We'd be frens in real life. Since this is the internet.
>Post foreskin

>>508903122

preciated

happening

>>508903185
I hope she didnt use her own vaginal yeast culture for that cheese.

>>508902115
basil brush did a set and all

>>508903109
sickening really

>>508903263
>I hope she didnt use her own vaginal yeast culture for that cheese.

WOULD

>>508903259
Pretty normal for nantes desu. It's the Detroit of France.

>>508903259
not a happening

>>508903263
I hope she did

>>508902857

I wish Hamas would attack Glastonbury and rape and murder everyone there

>>508903331
>>508903426
Grim.

>>508903185
you are rather forward, appreciated, you'd likely have to egg me on a little as I'm a tad more reserved than the style of writing you produced.

but on the same note, fuck it. if this weren't an anonymous forum i'd give you a ring and call you an Uber. can't get aids from Brazilian tran ies if you're/they're wearing a rubber amirite?

one has to be weary of locals in South America. it may be the source of the product but the gentlemen/ladies have a much higher propensity to misrepresent themselves leading to you being ripped off of even kidnapped. honestly I'd rather have you in one of my spare rooms and have a jolly good time in sunny, picture perfect YOOKAY™

>>508903206
Black Isle?

>>508903429
Can't get past the security innit, glasonbury is more locked down than a supermax

What are you young lads doing to combat the threat of the muslamic ray guns?

>>508903429
More chance of Pikeys accidentally electrocuting everyone on the pyramid stage whilst thieving cable.

>>508903259
Drug related as usual, they love an ak

>>508903592
Aye. Among a LOT of other places.

>>508903617
staying indoors

Will Elmer ever bake?

>>508903537
>can't get aids from Brazilian tran ies if you're/they're wearing a rubber amirite?
>>508903537
>I'm a tad more reserved

Fuck it, take a prescription of PREP on vacation and go balls deep bareback.

>>508903781
Doubtful
>>508903775
>>508903775

>>508903781
#elmerredemptionarc

>>508903779
Will you come out if someone started shit?
Serious question.

>>508903259
sounds like nigger drug related shit

>>508903688
I miss ak47
>>508903781
He won't.

>>508903781
Done one or two, tragic

>>508903809
again, not for me. goodness knows what that feminine-looking large knobbed tranny has wiggling around in their intestinal tract. one can't play russian roulette to fuck ones fetish.

would fully comp your travel, you seem like a right laugh to be honest. can't trust people at the present.

>>508903864
Yeah I like a happening

>>508903656
Sounds like you need to educate yourself and watch the talk about Romany and Traveller Culture

>>508904001
That's all that's needed.

>>508903911
OG skunk #1

>>508904217
skunk = psychosis my good man

>>508904786
Am wired differently

>>508905018
must be why you can't type in English then

>>508902115
Glastonbury has been poisoned by leftie and CURRENT DAY shite for years. Remember Guns n' Roses showing Ukraine flags while singing Civil War?

>>508902223
Surely you'll actually use it some day.