Thread 508905069

Not my problem

Not my problem

I'm glad that epic tree crushed those faggots house fucking scum

>>508905182
He'll make a fine hat

Blatant insurance scam

>>508905069 (OP)
>I is not need physics from hi skewl...

>>508905069 (OP)
tree cutting is some of the most dangerous shit for homeowners.

>>508905182
He almost got zonked by his own tree at the end but the water is deep
I imagine many beavers die as they live, lumberjacks

>>508905069 (OP)

the rope is there for deco apparently

>>508905069 (OP)
God damn

>>508905069 (OP)
pull the rope nigga.. or at least ask chatgpt/grok what to do next

MAGA are the best workers even though a 1 day job for Mexicans take MAGA 2 weeks

>>508905069 (OP)
lmao, fucking retards

>>508905069 (OP)
You're supposed to give it a haircut first, worth the $700 to have a pro do it if you're pathetic and don't own a front end loader attachment lime the city trash retard you are, yeah you.

>>508905738
This, and I love how people think its something that they can do themselves. Everytime I see chainsaws for sale in stores I think about how any retard can buy them, as well as how theyre never sold alongside ppe like chaps, helmet, eye pro, etc. that might make people realize theyre dangerous.

>>508905232
SPBP

>>508905069 (OP)
Cutting trees be too spicy fo deys wipepo

>>508905182
if my teeth could do that I'd be chewing furniture all day long

>>508905182
this man knows exactly what he's doing

>>508905738
and the disasters are 99.9% because they skimped. good tree cutters charge those insane prices because it's gonna cost you 10x more not to. like that tree in the vid, it was obviously heavily weighted toward the house and all you can do is use a large tractor/truck to counter that or start trimming that side of the tree's limbs off so the weight is back on the side you want. you can't just cut out a wedge on these big trees that are already leaning. people are gonna have to rediscover the reality of "you get what you pay for".......jose's prices are low because his skill is low.

Shouldn’t they pull the rope or tie it to a truck or something I mean what the fuck

>>508906573
Pero porque... para que...

they voted for Trump

>>508905069 (OP)
quebec of course

>>508905738
not if you hire non-retards

>>508905325
Is there insurance for felling a tree on your house?

Tree fag here. There is no way that should not have been trimmed slowly, way too much lean

>>508905232
lmao based trees final act of vengeance

>>508905232
this

>>508905069 (OP)
skill issue

>>508906745
Those were white guys. You can't blame white people for every tree that falls. It was obviously already messed up.

>>508905957
it's more common than you think. there are entire compilations online of dead beavers lying under the trees they felled

>>508905069 (OP)
whoops sorry about that

>>508905069 (OP)
Based tree

>>508905182
>not my pr-ACK

>>508905738
Mah you're overstimating it.
I have a plot of trees on my land, so I sometimes have to do some tree cutting. I bought protection gear initially, but I quickly realized that the main danger is the retard handling the chainsaw. Don't do stupid shit and keep your material in good condition and you're fine.

>>508905069 (OP)
mexicans not once

>>508905957
whats a texas style bbc vs african style?

>>508905069 (OP)
karma
that tree was magnificent

>>508907667
lol what a retard

>>508905069 (OP)
umm, why didn't they remove more top branches?

>>508907146
What a mess

>>508905182
based beaver

>>508905069 (OP)
What an old beauty that has seen some shit. They got what they deserved

>>508905069 (OP)
they got in their truck and took off. police are looking for them. homeowner paid them $1,200 cash to take down the tree. No insurance on the house. Literal comedy of errors.

>>508907523
>You can't blame white people for every tree that falls.
Just 99%

>>508905069 (OP)
These are the people getting hired with 5+ years tree cutting experience.

>>508905069 (OP)
Bro what was that back cut? Those are fucking morons

>>508907667
Lol I was about to ask if they ever crush themselves doing that. Guess those oversized rodents aren't as smart as they think they are

>>508905069 (OP)
based tree. fuck whoever approved that removal

>>508906983
>>508907146
ATENTION
GOD SAVE THE KING

theres nothing more pathetic than a canadian

>>508907146
>Steve, tu fais ça tout croche, calice
>Ta gueule François, j'ai vu mon'onque faire ça à m'endonner
>Bin Tabarnak, tasse toé d'la Steve
>Criss François, j'espère qu'on est'assuré
>Bin non Steve, on est su'l BS

>>508905069 (OP)
Quality rigging. From the first frame of the thumbnail I saw what was coming.

>>508905069 (OP)
saw that coming in the first 2 seconds, the back cut method works different on trees that fucking huge lmao

>>508907857
Sprinkled with meth and fent as well as Lawry's.

>>508905232
This
What is the point of cut a such beautiful tree

>>508905069 (OP)
serves them right for murdering such a majestic tree

>>508905069 (OP)
>not rigging the side you want it to fall taut
>not making your initial cut, then a quick secondary, then pushing it with a bobcat
Retards

>>508905069 (OP)
>white engineers

>>508907146
I know a guy from QC that does tree cutting for a living, he makes crazy cash cutting down boomers trees and is jacked from it

>>508905069 (OP)
lmao this is why you should always hire mexicans

>>508907146
Lmao they are definitely like this.

>>508905738
i am a total retard, when i built my house i had the leave this tree for shade. the bulldozer guy told me it was stupid to leave it but i insisted. OP video is my nightmare, i was quoted $3k to have it professionally chopped down.

>>508905069 (OP)
Man, that was a Nice tree. Cut in the most retarded way I ever saw though

>>508907949
kek what a beaver

>>508908770
Do you have a chainsaw, rope and a working brain? That tree ain't even big.

>>508908072
lol they got what they paid for. I don’t feel bad for them

>>508905957
Lemme know when they do the southern fried spitroast with their family members.

>>508907723
Even if you do everything right there's still a risk of kickback. That's why you should wear safety gear.

>>508907723
its not overestimating it.
had an uncle who tried to cut down a tree and he started with a branch.
he didn’t think the branch was that big but when it fell down it bounced off the ground and hit him off the ladder.
luckily he broke his fall with his arm.
his arm was broken and he needed surgery.

>>508907667
>stupid games
>stupid prizes

>>508905069 (OP)
>center of mass is clearly trending toward house
>likely just looking at it that the center of mass is multiple tree diameters past the outside of the base on the house side
>has those baby little taglines set up as if they're going to do anything to redirect a 100ft tree's natural directional tendency to fall
what were the thinking

>>508908269
>Guess those oversized rodents aren't as smart as they think they are
Hey cool it with the antisemitism pal

>>508907667
>died doing what he loved and was destined to do
If only we all could be so lucky...

>>508909070
i have all that, but my bar isnt long enough to cut all the way through it, its circumference is over 6ft

>>508909419
that sloped ground and hard access made that $1500 tree cut and $3k job

>>508905738
I can’t visualize how it’s possible for a tree to fall in any direction other than into the wedge shaped cut

>>508908770
He on your roof and get on top of your roof to cut what's taller. Then cut what remains.

Also I can't imagine what that tree had done to your French drain and foundations.

>>508905069 (OP)
lol american'ts

>>508909504
Weight of the branches. Dumb fucks didn't trim down the tree beforehand nor did they rig any safety.

>>508909504
its counter intuitive, but that wall cut out actually works as a back-retainer, then the top center of gravity shifts and voila it falls in the opposite direction of that which you'd think it would - counter-intuitive as the webm demonstrates

>>508909600
>but that wall cut out actually works as a back-retainer
this made it make sense instantly
thanks bro

>>508907523
they weren't white, the name jose was random just like any name you can conceive since it's a hypothetical person and if you were white i'd not have to explain the english language to you. i didn't actually think a man named jose did this one video, humans can talk about multiple things at once and yes every single fucking stereotype is mostly valid

>>508908770
>$3k to have it professionally chopped down

That's not a bad deal compared to it falling on your house

>>508909200
you just discover PPE or something? humans been using it for a long time bud

>>508909633
checked & cheers bro

>>508909504
because it's gonna fall to the side that's heavy. making the back side of the trunk easier to break just lets it fall toward the side the weight is on, that's why you see them pulling with ropes or trimming limbs off of one side, trees aren't symmetrical

>>508909341
>what were the thinking
>good thing I own the company that fixes the problem I'm about to create and still charge for

>>508909419
Start by trimming branches then cut it in segments. Shit son, I cut down bigger trees before I was out of puberty next to our house.

>>508909600
>>508909585
I see, thanks

>>508905069 (OP)
Deserved. That tree was epic.

Lots of blasé shit, lack of appreciation for the danger of the wedge and just being lazy overall. These are the type of guys to stick their arm in a woodchipper.

>>508909950
Uncle Ted would smile. Rest in peace tree nigger

>>508909950
For real it must have been 500 years old. Fuck Quebec

>>508907146
I'm surprised they didn't take a bunch of the branches off the house side to encourage the fall, or maybe even hinge the cut.

>>508905069 (OP)
lol
WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>508907146
>>508905069 (OP)
what retard trusts the local meth heads to do a job like that

didnt need to watch past picel

>>508909212
>the arm broke the fall
>the fall broke the arm
Thus there is balance and harmony.
>the surgery broke the bank
God damn it

>>508905069 (OP)
Surprised about the sturdiness of that buger barn
>>508907667
That's a capybara pretending to be a beaver

I've cut a handful of trees in my life and i could insantly see what was wrong from my dad's teachings.
1. The rope was useless
2. No trim. If you cant hug the tree with your fingers touching, you trim it. This makes it easier to control when its falling and balances the tree better.
3. The angle for cut was not high enough.

>>508905232
That tree was fucking huge and beautiful. Why would you cut it down?

>>508910386
Unironically to avoid it from falling on the house lmao

>>508907667
Live by the log, die by the log

>>508906497
>This, and I love how people think its something that they can do themselves.
Meanwhile, professional tree cutters slammed a giant tree into a house.

>>508910386
owner was probably worried one of the smaller overhanging branches would break off and fall on his roof
what's depressing is that the tree was several times as old as that shitty house

>>508909806
The most important qualification for cutting down trees is not being a dumbass.

>>508905069 (OP)
MAKE YOUR SECOND CUT WAY HIGHER YOU FUCK TARD AHHHHHHHHH

>>508910560
I've got some huge trees by my house and I'd never cut them down unless they were clearly about to fall on the house.
I'm willing to risk it.
I'd really hate to lose my trees.

>>508905957
You know I’ve never actually seen this…

>>508910443
you mean ironically

>>508910545
>not chewing down the cop's leg
Ngmi

>>508905069 (OP)
this is wild.
everyone involved should get a full five year prison sentence for multiple reasons.
Imagine if we had a society that actually punished the right people instead of inventing reasons to punish an out group.

>>508908072
>$1,200 for a tree that big
They quoted my sister $2500 for a small tree that had already fallen on the house so the risk of fucking up was already gone, Just bought a $60 chainsaw and took care of it myself fuck those kikes.

>>508908072
got a news article on it?

>>508905069 (OP)
>>508907146
>>508908347
Une coupe de merde.
A shitty cut.
>Ma vie, my life

>>508910545
>I'm building a dam across this waterflow. fuck off

What was the rope even for
You'd think the rope would be tied tought to something else, like another tree or better yet, a vehicle
But it's completely slack

>>508907146
>cut down huge ass tree older than your faggy country
>-1 house
kek. karma's a bitch

>>508910832
My mom called to have a tree growing over the house cut down, and THREE different services said "We won't make that cut, sorry".
The last one finally said "Nobody will take that risk, you're better off just letting insurance cover it once it hits your house".
She should have called these yoohoos.

>>508910832
is your sister a whore or something? why doesn't she have a man? you trying to fuck your sister still or are you just her punk bitch?

>humans never bothered to build tree-resistant houses
why are we such monkeys

>>508910685
rappel guys can safely cut off overhanging branches
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JxumbwGV-wI

had that retard paid for a crew like this one he'd have a house and a beautiful ancient oak

>>508910322
>No trim
This. Trees that big have to be picked at branch by branch until it becomes manageable. They took the easy way out and tried the whole tree at once.

>>508905069 (OP)
look at that flimsy rope. it didn't even have any tension.
they started cutting from the wrong side, too.

>>508905069 (OP)
FULLY DESERVED. Fuck tree-cutters, they're stupid cavemen who make the world an uglier place.

>>508911079
>better yet, a vehicle
that tree would treat the vehicle like a stone in a sling

>>508905069 (OP)
>Pathetic wedge.
>Rear cut 2' higher than everything
>Twine to hold 30 tons of tree.
>Kickout almost killed that one dude.
Lol.

>>508910832
I would charge $8k minimum for that one, and I'm cheap.

>>508910560
Anymore they try to leave old trees alone in my state. My neighborhood is very new, but there was this old oak tree, easily 200 years old, in the middle of the development, so that's where they put the park. Left all the land around it clear. Even if one of it's 20+ foot branches falls off it won't hit anything but bark chips or lawn.

>>508907667
This is basically Jews in NYC.

Didnt know we had so many arborists here

>>508911502
You'd just have to get a rope twice as long as the tree so if it falls the wrong way there's enough slack

>>508905069 (OP)
kek fucking dumbasses

>>508908770
It's fine, anon, just leave it. It's healthy, thus sturdy. Why waste your money?

>>508911502
What about a crane?

>>508905069 (OP)
That's what ya get for fucking with nature. Stupid ass humans

>>508911519
>Tree out of the way
That's fine, even charming.

>>508911488
Trees are invasive and cause damage to infrastructure. Some even become a hazard to others when their branches start falling off. Trees grow like weeds when they hit septic tanks and sewer lines and grow up into the house. If you want a tree, put it in your front yard or backyard. Keep trees off the easement and away from things you don't want damaged.

>>508911488
>he says from an unusually open patch of land

reminds me of my ex-in-laws. owned a home that was carved into the NJ pine barrens, in a semi-development. no hoa or anything like that. they proudly stated they would always have the barrens as their backyard since it was preserved. I said weren't these houses built in the barrens?
people don't like me much

>>508911774
What do you mean by "easement"?

>>508905069 (OP)
Not my problem

>1/3
My house is over 20 years old. I have massive monster trees right next to my house. We make sure to inspect the trees annually, cut down anything unhealthy trees and rogue branches that overhang any structure on my property. I don’t see a problem unless you have unhealthy trees or limbs over your structures.

>>508905069 (OP)
A tree that old is worth way more than their stupid shack. I hope it killed the owner.

>>508905069 (OP)
You guys told me white workers were the superior ones and immigrants do awful jobs?

>>508911912
2/3
Lots of large trees very close but not overhanging.

>>508911831
>>he says from an unusually open patch of land
Just a pic, I don't live there.
Btw homes should be built around trees.

>>508911912
>>508911986
>3/3
This is the risk of living in the woods. Having the trees on the peripheral edges of your property, a safe distance from your home provides tremendous cooling.

This is an old oak in the netherlands

>>508911912
>>508911986
spooky forest

>>508910694
The girl was actually extremely hot, great body, incredible ass. Floyd ruined it, he could barely get hard.

>>508911519
That's pretty cool man. People here are retarded, they'll plant Spruce, Ponderosa, or American Elm like right into their basements. 20 years go by and the bitch is now huge and collapsing their basement.

>>508905738
that's why I paid a reputable insured company to get our tree cut down. there was no way I was going to do it myself and have it fall into mine or my neighbor's house. we got all the money back from homeowners' insurance anyways.

a good friend of mine has a tree company, so I had him do it. anyone that cheaps out and tries to do it themselves or hires retards deserves what happens.

>>508905182
Take notes, boys. This man is a professional and knows what he's doing.

That tiny ass rope isn't doing shit to that tree. You got to take it down piece by piece.

>>508909341
>>has those baby little taglines set up
I see one rope that isn't even tensioned.
That tree is so huge they should have pulled the line with a bulldozer and had it across the street to get leverage.

At least they tied the line high up, but judging from their general lack of brain cells, they probably tied it to a twig.

>>508912177
yeah, leave it to beaver

>>508912142
My childhood home wasn't as nice. There was an old weeping willow in the front yard, maybe 20 feet from the house proper, and sure it looked nice but then the plumbing stopped working one day and that started a very long episode of my childhood when I learned lots of new swear words from my dad.

>>508911728
better

>>508911903
kek

>>508905069 (OP)
the whole thing was retarded from the beginning, nothing that they could put in place of that tree would be an improvement. it was already as good as it was ever going to be.

>>508905232
>>508907375
>>508907440
>>508908500
>>508910386
Based tree-bros. I love trees, bros.

>>508905069 (OP)

>no helmet
>trying to fell it against all that back weight
>angled back cut

Pure retards

T. Arborist.

Btw theres great videos on youtube on why angled backcuts are dangerous compared to horizontal ones. Was probably but of the reason it fell backwards.

>>508912093
Thanks! It’s magical here in foothills of North Carolina mountains. There’s multiple old wells on the property. An old chimney. Lots of wildlife. Lots of old tools and artifacts. Definitely feels alive with energy. Christmas ferns everywhere streams, running through the property springs underneath the ground. I’m going to die here.

>>508912300
backstory

>>508905069 (OP)
I remember when I was a kid we lived in a nicely wooded neighborhood. An obese black couple moved into the house beside us and cut down all the trees that touched their property. When they were done they rolled around together in their blazing hot backyard celebrating all the new sunshine. Was a total desert within a year and fucked up the property values of all the houses around them.

>>508911864
Area between the street and sidewalk. Your utility lines are usually buried there. It's the gray zone that belongs to the city but you have to maintain. It's also used for road expansion. East Coast cities usually don't have have them as they weren't a thing way back when.

>>508905957
I would put her tits in a blender.

>>508905069 (OP)
I’ve never cut down a tree in my life and I can think of 5 different ways to prevent this.

>>508905232
my dad wants to do this. he has like 6 adult trees on his small property (~1/2 acre) and wants to cut most of them down. He says he can't stand raking all those leaves and cones and getting hit with acorns.
how to talk him out of this?

>>508912283
As long as you didn't sass the old man and earn yourself a willow switch that would have been a fun time. Willows kind of gone away as the popular feature tree, kinda sad actually, they are pretty nice. They do get huge though.

>>508912489
Man they had no good options about felling that guy. Houses all along one side, above-ground power lines near everywhere else.

>>508905069 (OP)
what in tardation is with that back cut it's like this guy never cut down a tree before

>>508905069 (OP)
good job huge oak. That was satasfying.
Anyone bringing down such a tree deserves capital punishment.

>>508912647
Nah I was too young to really understand the problem except that it was weird I had to go to the next door neighbors' house for bathtime. I was actually mad when they cut down the willow tree and uprooted the stump cause I liked that tree. The way it looked and also climbing it. Willows are premier climbing trees if you are a young boy. The way they lean and twist, plus the thick lower branches, makes them a natural jungle gym.

>>508911792
I thought he was going to get electrocuted

>>508912652
Retards think it stops the tree from leaning back. In reality it creates a pivot point of the holding wood and its more likely to snap when it leans back.

The ptoblem is sometimes it will work especially if theres 0 back or side lean. So these faggots get away with it and think they know what theyre doing.

>>508912542
Would you cut them off first or lean her forward and put them in there while still attached? I'd try the latter but I don't think they would reach the blades. Seems kinda pointless if they are cut off before blending as she's already lost her tits a d watching them blend wouldn't cause her more sorrow than having them cut off. Or maybe you want to drink them after blending? I don't get it.

>>508912648
Those trees got way to big for the spot they were in. If they are above ground they take out the power lines, if the lines are underground the roots would destroy the pipes.

>>508912540
Oh that area. In my city I own it, but there's a "right of way" (an easement) for the city to do work. I own the sidewalk too, but have to maintain it. There is space for a tree, but like you said, nowhere near the water lines.

>>508912648
the tree on the left got blown over onto the other trees. those trees then leaned onto the large grey house.

>>508911792
I thought he was gonna cut himself in half with the chainsaw

>>508912652
Given his lack of PPE I'm guessing that is the case.

>>508907493
That’s kind of awesome but OP’s tree was probably worth a lot of money.

>>508907146
hahahaha get fucked you discount french faggots

>>508912915
It's mature oak, some Amish craftsman would pay top dollar for it probably.

>>508905069 (OP)
>Undersized saw bar
How could anyone attempt this without a like 5 ton come along or pulley system is amazing. Love retarded people, look at that lean

Nice

>>508905069 (OP)
Why even cut the tree down? doesn't look like it's in the way and it's a beautiful big tree.

>>508912583
rake the leaves and cones for him, and tell him to stop being a faggot about the acorns

>>508912887
We have a 100 year old apartment complex with old trees growing up through the sidewalk. They force people to park in the middle of the street and one tree is shedding 20lb chunks off it's branches. The water main was already hit once. This place has been cited multiple times for the trees and we even see trimmers in the area but they never maintain their trees.

>>508912915
>>508913065
They were probably going to sell it, if they were really only charging him $1200. I can’t imagine being responsible then fleeing from the scene ad the tree is collapsing into someone’s house as a contractor.

>>508912583
Show him this video and ask what he would've done differently.

>>508905182
Fat little bastards aren't they

>>508905232
based leafman

>>508913153
they were probably afraid it was gonna fall on the house

>>508912882
>Those trees got way to big for the spot they were in.

>>508905182
what is their end game?

>>508908770
reminds me of the tree from poltergeist

>>508912300
>some jackass paints 1, 2, and 4 on your trees as a graduation prank

>>508910251
Yeah i thought maybe at the end the would pull with a truck or something.

>>508913153
Cause, ironically, they wanted to prevent any damage to the house from falling branches. Some of those branches are very, very big, and as the tree ages they get less sturdy. Also not sure about snowfall in Quebec in particular, but snow and ice accumulating on a weak old tree limb is one common way to see them snap off. I've seen heavy snowfall fell entire trees, actually.

>>508911912
That's a pretty tree

>>508912873
That little wedge probably got crushed, it looks like 1/100th of the strength it would have to be. Does not seem like any wedge, even some massive hydraulic wedge would be a smart idea.

I definitely understand why you don't even take that risk, chop it down in manageable pieces.

>>508908770
Quercus stellata, it will outlive you

>>508913183
Good. Fuck cars.

>>508912224
Redneck retards

>>508907667
that was on purpose

>>508911792
I thought he was raping that tree

>>508911488
>FUCK TREE CUTTERS
>posts pic of log cabin
Bafflingly stupid.

>>508907949
Lel that intentional crop

>>508911792
I thought he was gonna take a shit

>>508909845
my wife INSISTED that i get someone to cut down a tree next to our house. i hacked away at it with a hatchet and got my kid to finish hacking away while i directed it's fall

it was so easy and satisfying

>>508905182
I'm being degenerate and drinking on a Friday and I'm probably schitzo or something. but I watched tthe webm and I had these thoughts on it... "this beaver knows what he's doing. This beaver is doing what God intended him to do, God gifted him this ability from birth. Is God a beaver? Imagine if Beaver's had thumbs, would they use an ax or just use their teeth as God and nature intended? Their teeth always grow, so if they used an ax they'd have stupid long teeth and they would have to have a new way to keep their teeth short, enter Jew Beaver, (who's really a rat or opossum) Jew beaver fake sell them dentistry and some thing they have to do all the time. like we brush are teeth all the time and I don't think ancient man had to brush his teeth. When we are gone our tool using evolved beaver replacements will be tricked by Jew beavers into dentistry and shit they don't need.

I'm returning to nature, I'm going to go chew on a tree fuck this shit. Beavers are based.

>>508913461
wouldn't it be more cost effective to just cut the branches then?
>>508913340
welp lmao

>>508911903
That elephant would be a bad neighbor
Imagine your neighbor knocking down a tree in your driveway and wiping their ass on it? You couldn't get to work.

>>508908770
>$3k
Yeah fucking right. Maybe JUST to chop it down and leave it laying on the ground. Having an aborist do it properly, piecemeal from the top down, and process and haul away the wood you're not going to get quotes under $9k.

>>508905182
THANK YOU LUMBERJACK BEAVER

>>508913612
I'm talking about the needless felling of healthy trees, jackass.

>>508912873
Most retards these days don't actually understand anything. They just remember this worked one time and do it. There is no original thought taking place here. Retards can't see physics.

>>508913769
Yes that's a short-term solution, and one that would have probably sufficed since that oak tree was going to easily outlast that crappy house by a few centuries.

>>508909504
When you cut something out, it no longer provides tension.

>>508906361
>$700
Lol
Lmao
Did you divide by two and then drop a zero?

>>508905069 (OP)

What's the point to cut such a beautiful tree?
Why amerimutts are so dumb and vile?

>>508913461
had a heavy, sticky snowfall a couple years ago that ruined like 5% of our city's trees. snapped, bent, uprooted, all of it

>>508913515
Cars good.
Never met an honest person worth shit who didn't like cars. Anti-car libtards say more about themselves then they ever could about their owners.

Let's see. You have.
>No talent.
>No skills.
>No tools
>No garage
>No car
>Raised by a single mother - No father to show you how its done
>Probably no license.

Yes. "good. fuck cars" lmao
Change your gender to female. You are an utterly worthless specimen pretending to be a man.

>>508913828
The only reason the bulldozer guy would say he's retarded is because of the roots fucking up the foundation. other than that unless the tree's wonky with a fucked up trunk that tree will live for 100 years more easy. The toughest oak species besides live oak, and they make ships out of that

>>508908500
Jews hate trees they want us all to live in soulless concrete slop.

>>508914094
this,
what is the reason to cut it down in the first place?

>>508913769
Cost effective would be taking care of the tree from the start and pruning the branches from time to time. Now it's not all bad, some people may have bought a house with a huge tree in the yard and have no means of trimming it and have to get rid of it. Some people get old and can't care for trees like they used to, cities who fine old people for not being able to take care of their property are scum.

>>508914126
All wrong. Fuck you btw.

>>508911572
It's the secret last refuge of autistic men with balls. You can't stay in the industry and be weak/retarded. And everybody expects you to be rough around the edges so if you lack social skills you can still get by doing it.

>>508905069 (OP)
Fucking retards notched it wrong

>>508913494
It’s a beautiful large pine tree. I can’t grab my hands if I hug it.

>all these flags crying over some dead tree
>me salivating over getting some gorgeous board feet

>>508914094
>>508914196
This is in Canada. Not that it really matters.

>>508911903
*blocks your path*

>>508905182
beavers will fuck you up.

>>508913839
Do you think people make log cabins out of rotten trees?

Don’t answer that, every time you post you seem dumber.

>>508914207
>all wrong
>but I’m still really mad
Kek

>>508909399
Nasim died with another man's semen in his ass.

>>508914643
I'm eating a favorite meal and watching basketball. I'm good.

I thought they were made from your mother's wooden dildo.

>>508914522
you can technically cull trees that die naturally and the wood is fine for ~2 years of the tree being dead if they didn't have something nasty like heart rot

>>508911903
>blocks road with tree
>uses it to scratch his balls in front of you

>>508905182
How can a creature be so based

>>508909741
Kek

>>508907146
Oh hon hon tabernac
the tree she be in my how you say living room tabernac!

>>508912583
I hate when California Boomers come in and cut down the native trees and plant palm trees in their place. Palm trees don't even go with a mountain aesthetic and these boomers come in and try and make everything like a water front property. I think I hate palm trees?

>>508914126
I'll bite the bait. I don't like cars, my sister was killed by a drunk driver while we were playing in our front yard. He got no jail time.

>No talent
Yeah, I'm unremarkable.
>No skills
I'm a senior software developer, so you're close.
>No tools
Wrong my first job was a carpenter, my current hobby is turning.
>No garage
True
>No car
True
>Raised by a single mother
Raised by my dad, mum ODed when I was 8
>Probably no licence
I have a licence, I just rent/hire cars.

You sound like a faggot, worshiping the oil jew, just so it can give our kids cancer, run them over, or make their lives gay.

>>508907616
>>508905957

>>508912583
You need to slap him across the face and tell him you're the man now. If you're nice and generous maybe rake up the leaves and acorns for him, or just tell him if he cuts the tree down you cut him out of your life. Tell him he's acting like a sand dwelling tree hating Moloch worshiper.

>>508905325
The house had a bunch of siding off of it and looked condemned. Probably a staged video for views, which is why they did so much retarded shit like leaving the saw in the notch they cut

>>508911792
I thought it was gonna fall on a motorcyclist on the street.

>>508912583
Buy a tarp. Problem solved for far less money.
Also inform him that living under trees massively cuts his cancer chances.

>>508905069 (OP)
>beautiful majestic tree that has been there multiples of that shitbox's lifespan

Those poor boomer abrocides.

>>508915365
>plant palm trees
where are you that palm trees will grow but aren't there naturally?

Tragic that tree looked ancient and beautiful. Good that it fell on these ungrateful fucks house.

>>508910545
Well I'm totally team beaver now. Fucking cops going after a beaver but the fucking fucks probably never go after rats, not even once.

>>508915944
He's probably in WA or OR.

>>508905069 (OP)
praise the LORD this is the most heartening webm i've seen in ages. i cannot smile large enough at this.

>>508905069 (OP)
>cutting down a tree

Deserved it.

>>508915944
In the areas south west of the Sierra Nevada. Right before you get into the Sequoia National Park. You drive all the way north and you see these mcmansions and gated communities with palm trees planted where there used to be forest trees. I swear there is a gated community 20 miles away from Fresno, literally out in the sticks.

>>508916364
Now that's surprising. Man, people are maxing out on being dumb. Planting a tropical plant in a desert? Odd low-IQ choice they're making.

>>508916479
They clash with the mountains. I like palm trees when I'm in Florida and southern California even but not when you are in needle tree country. It's always boomers too.

>>508905069 (OP)
Lmao american houses are made of cardboard
My brick house would've of survived

>>508916620
They do it here in WA State, fren. Yes, it is always Boomers. They seem to either hate or fear nature to the extreme. I've seen some lovely properties get turned into mini concrete prisons. Huge hedge that offers privacy, shielding from heat, and habitat for animals? Gotta tear that out and install a tacky 3ft chainlink instead, y'know?

>>508905069 (OP)
Insurance fraud.
No white man is that retarded even if he would have been raised by the corpse eating snapping turtles of the ganges and emerged covered in shit thinking of himself as a jeet.

Do you understand.
Not even that guy would be this retarded and his parents were snapping tuetles that have to compete with that one cannibal tribe of jeets about dead jeet flesh.

>rent free
Yes jeets live rent free on my street and shit on it

No im just kidding the true enemy is the ventian, the jeet of europe

>>508908770
thats pretty cheap. Some charge 5k or more for something that size.
you should just take it on halfway up so there is less damage if something goes wrong and then chop the rest down in sections

>>508905182
What's the point? That little shit can't move the downed tree.

>>508912093
Might be the exposure or whatever. Appalachian woodlands have a lot of brush under the trees, compared to somewhere like the Rockies, but can still be very comfy and serene. Loved growing up in the woods of Virginia, worst shit I ever ran into was bugs and humidity. Oh.. and poison ivy and stinging nettles, but you learn to spot and avoid all that stuff. Just stick to the creeks and you’ll be fine.

>>508907146
>>508910141
>>508913014
Obsessed

>>508916725
that tree is about 40,000lbs, even a solid brick wall is going down, only strong steel wouldn't and it would bend and still blow out windows when it flexed

>>508916938
Jesus Christ. "beavers can't even figure it out, must be ancient aliens made the dams*

>>508905182
kurwa bobr jakie bydle

>>508916794
I hate homes with chainlink. Chainlink belongs in business and industry, not for homes. Homes need wood fences, something natural. Not as bad as the new HOAs making homes that don't allow fences of any kind or any trees not even at the park.

>>508911488
>Logs cabin
>Cleared space

>>508911792
I'm sure someone died just off camera

>>508905069 (OP)
They had a tractor or something hooked up with a rope, but there was no tension on it. Even then, a tree that size would require a shit-ton of cables pulling it in the direction they want it to fall.

>>508914977
How many log cabins do you think have been built over the course of human history using this method?
(Hint: zero)

>>508911986
Is that a white oak? Those are based as fuck.

>>508915436
>i don’t like cars because a drunk driver killed my sister
I bet my left nut this retarded faggot has drank alcohol since his sister died.

>>508905069 (OP)
Nice, no reason to cut that tree down

>>508913399
TKD obviously
ONE OF US !!

>>508905232
That tree alone probably kept their house 10 degrees cooler cause of its shade. Fucking retards

>>508905182
why he be doing that

>>508907234
Yes. When you hire a tree feller, be sure they are insured and bonded.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

>>508917176
Yeah chainlink looks institutional. Stone is ok too if done right.

>>508912583
He wants to crush his house with a tree? Well, whatever gets him off I suppose.

>>508906361
>You're supposed to give it a haircut first
That was my guess. With trees that big the wind is bound to cause problems.

>>508911792
Browns > whites

>>508905069 (OP)
I speak for the trees, and the trees wants revenge.

>>508905069 (OP)
How did I know that was gonna happen?

>>508911703
Are you a retard?

>>508908500
Hollow men wish to make the world as empty as their own reflection.

>>508905069 (OP)
Why even remove the tree? It looks very healthy plus it provides shade for you and your house. Who ever ordered the removal of that tree is a retard and obviously hired retards to do it.

>>508908500
The insurance company forces you to cut the tree down if it overhangs the house.

Ironically, the act of removing the tree can generate an insurance claim.

>>508905182
Beavers are cute. Definitely frens.

>>508917745
The tree is perfectly fine, you projecting retard. People like you create deserts filled with niggers.

>>508905069 (OP)
That's a huge tree, although I'm not sure what problem it was posing.

>>508905069 (OP)
"that will be $50,000 for the tree cutting services sir, + tip"

That's a gorgeous tree, retards deserved what they got

>>508905182
Bober

>>508910141

Seconded. Fuck Quebec.

>>508909504
You absolute fucking retard.

>>508908647
my friend has a tree company. he's really good and safe. i had him cut my tree down. he bought 5 acres and built a big ass house and a bunch of garages there. he's rich AF

Boomers truly are the worst: https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/king-county-sues-homeowners-after-140-trees-cut-down-washington-issaquah/281-8b9f892a-8038-4946-9c58-75a4c05b7376

tl;dr Boomers illegally cut down 140+ huge trees on county property to improve their views.

>>508914245
>It’s a beautiful large pine tree.
that tree is tiny compared to ones here

>>508914094
I was told by my insurance company that I had to cut down a Tulip tree (70 feet tall) that was overhanging my house. Or, I'd have to pay a higher rate.

>>508917437
What if you don’t know any insurance fellers or bond fellers?

>>508911321
I think that no matter what they did the tree would've fell on the house anyway. Its mass was leaning a lot on the house. Would've been smarter to cut its branches off that leaned on the house first.

>>508918904
Hope you didn't listen to their greedy jewish ass.

>>508907146
>quebec
couldn't happen to a better person

>>508911513
I would spend 15k on this. Worth less than having your entire floor gone.

>>508919025
>I think that no matter what they did the tree would've fell on the house anyway.
You're out of your mind. You're a woman or a gay guy. That tree was solid and healthy, it wasn't going anywhere. Don't you understand anything? It was a TREE. Trees withstand wind over 100MPH, trees smaller and weaker than that.

>>508905182
How does he do it?

You folks may enjoy searching through this site. Amazing trees all over the world: https://www.monumentaltrees.com/en/

>>508907667
That guy did NOT want to go home to his wife

>>508905232
I agree my fellow leaf. Only an evil bugman faggot would cut down such a magnificent tree

>>508909600
would having a really tight rope pull it on the desired direction help guide the fall?

>>508911981
When white guy screws up they just blame it on the pics because racists are low iq inbred chuds.

>>508919038
I did, and attempted to cut it down myself. I failed, though not as spectacularly as the the video. The tree wiped out the chimney as it went down.

>>508919601
So you're another poster trolling me or you're on a VPN?

>>508919551
No. Those trees weigh a massive amount. It's unreal how much they weigh. You'd have to get multiple cables and tension them from different support points. Two or three trucks, two more other points like other large tree. You would need to tension the fuck out of them.

If you do it the right way, by paying an insured and bonded arborist, you are going to pay $10,000 plus. It is real tempting to DIY when you are saving that much money.

>>508919712
No, I am on my cellphone, and it changes IP with me just sitting here in a chair.

>>508918484
I understood the centre if gravity but do you know the technique to make it fall against its weight

>>508920000
Too bad about your chimney and tree.

>>508919925
>trees weigh a massive amount. It's unreal how much they weigh. You'd have to get multiple cables and tension them from different support points. Two or three trucks, two more other points like other large tree. You would need to tension the fuck out of them.

To put it another way, that tree the White House had to cut down recently? It was being held up by cables and a supporting steel beam-and that wasn't enough.

>>508919712
Also, sometimes whoever was on this same network has been banned, and it will say something like, "You have been banned from [insert 4chan forum I never use] for porn requests. Your ban will be over in July of 2022."
Just a quirk of the forum. I didn't even notice my ID changed. Also, the date is way in the past sometimes. I think one of them was about 10 years old.

>>508920273
Interdasting.
(btw when the hack happened, it was discovered that many of the mods were from the University of Washington and Joint Base Lewis-McChord. Nothing like having your speech curbed directly by state and federal governments pretending to be private citizens on a Chilean bootleg SEGA Master System website.

>>508920067
Well, it was my fault, and the wind could have taken it anyway it wanted at that point. Instead of fully crushing the house, it did a partial damage. Chimney, part of roof, tore off the gutter.

I had a rope set up, and it snapped when the driver hit the gas too hard. At that point, only gravity and the wind were going to decide the direction of the fall.