Thread 508916417

What is Eastern Canada going to fuck us over with next?

Western Separation can't happen soon enough.

Born in NS, swear loyalty to Alberta,


Ask me anything about the eternal EI applicant.
Greentext, or normie.

i don't understand the context of the image

>>508916417 (OP)
Come on over. The water is fine.

>be talking to Ontario anon who moved to NS
>They opened a business and then closed it because nobody wants to work.
>They only want to "get their hours"
>So they can go on EI and not work.

>Be me
>Working up north.
>Send 20g in tools and (a lot of money) back home to prestage for opening a construction company.
>Go from looking at buying a house and enrolling in school to living in NB and framing houses as an employee.
>Family hates me cause I'm successful and they want to see me suffer.
>Dad plays the long con and fucks me over and makes me look like an idiot infront of the people who deal with small businesses.
>Kind of based that my old man's screaming about pajeets to government workers, but it fucked me over hard.

>Go up north again.
>Tool up brother/give him money for work.
>Get him a job in a protected position with one of my good frens.
>Youjustactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
>Dad decides to throw parties non stop and make alot of noise to the point anon loses the job.
>Makes us both look like idiots.
The cherry on the cake is how those two are the reason I was persecuted by law enforcement as a child.

Sins of the father are assigned to the son, I says, and as a proud east coaster, if ya gotta a problem with the Mudder, or the fadder, smacks the kid upside the head and takes it out on them.

>>508916417 (OP)
honestly tired of anything east of saskatchewan
its all trash
i dont want to join goymerica either, however.

>>508917470
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


"Why should Alberta have to pay east coasters transfer payments when we have job positions unfilled in our oilfield."

>>508917324
your dad sounds based and you’re a fag

>>508916914
Last year Trudeau/Carney liberals created a Digital Service Tax to be charged retroactively.

it's been a ticking timebomb before americans found out about it, and trump just did and killed trade deal with canada tanking the CAD dollar.

the tax also makes everything digital more expensive in canada for canadians also.

aka a utter dogshit policy.

>>508916914
>>508917927

>>508916417 (OP)
Canadians wont do shit.

>>508918338
I support Donald Trump and his quest to rake the leaf.

>>508917784
What's based is when your kids evict you and drop you off at the homeless shelter.

Dudes a fucking loser.
>7 kids.

And a prime example of why we need to remove women's rights.

>>508919050
Your dad is a woman?

>>508916417 (OP)
why does the canadian government keep fucking over the part of canada that actually provides for the entire country?

>>508916417 (OP)
Based. Fuck Canada and fuck queerbec. Queerbec IS Canada turdo said so.

>>508919196
its a planned and managed decline

>>508918889
honestly I don't see any downsides to joining the US if we divided the country up into 5 states (Acadia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta and "American Columbia") and then the Northern Territories can become US territories, there's 0 downsides

>>508916417 (OP)
You were literally begging for money constantly until you found oil

>>508919196
The same reason your leaders continue to give all your money to kikes and niggers. We are ruled by a cabal of globalist kike rats who want the white race beaten down and replaced by a mutt underclass.

>>508916417 (OP)
Damnit that was half our GDP. And now we have to pay to defend ourselves too??

>>508919810
But we did my boy, we did find oil

>>508919196
They want the country to fail, is the only rational explanation.

>>508916417 (OP)
Western separatist are a small fringe minority. They exist in an echo chamber that makes them think their impotent rage is more meaningful than it actually is.

>>508916869
Where in Nova Scotia?

>>508920069
We have oil too buddy, we are just subsidizing you, you should be fucking grateful boy, we could end it all now and you would have nothing left to offer to anyone

>>508920237
I love that you're fucking retarded and ignore recent polling, or you're paid to be retarded.
Either way, keep it up jeet retard and or nigger faggot.

>>508920358
Retarded elbows up nigger detected

>>508916417 (OP)
We might actually see the death of Canada next year. If Alberta votes to leave (which is likely) then Quebec will follow. Saskatchewan will be next. BC will leave after getting isolated from the rest of Canada. After that it's basically just Ontario. We are seeing the Balkanization of Canada in real time. Enjoy July 1st, boys, it might be our last Canada day.

>>508920358
I'm glad you won't mind us doing our own thing then. Best of luck in your future endeavours.

>>508920379
>Recent polling
Like the ones that show 80% of Albertans are totally against it. It would be higher if retards stopped falling for disinfo shills online.

>>508916417 (OP)
Billions must tariff.

>>508920591
It won't be next year unless trump intentionally fucks our economy in the ass.
Even then fucking clown Carney will try to bring us into the EU to prop up trade and dissolve more of our autonomy.
The longer the liberals stay in power and carry on with the heckin co2 nonsense the more likely Alberta leaves.
I wish the liberals luck!

>>508919196
Literally just votes. Ontario and Quebec are 60% of Canada's population. In an election, everything besides the big two are just table scraps.

>>508916417 (OP)
Anything East of Manitoba is a different nation. I live closer to fuckin mexico than (((ottawa))). WEXIT NOW

>>508920910
Is that a heckin cbc poll of boomers with landlines?
I notice you didnt sauce it.

>>508920860
Nah, you will keep paying for my rent while I eat my lobsters

>>508920910
polling has shown support in Alberta/Saskatchewan ranging from 35-47% in favor. and that is without any major push behind it yet. Saskatchewan actually has higher seperation % than alberta.

the separatist party in the bi-election isn't something anyone asked for. Alberta would rather have a vote than a new party.

>>508921080
How the fuck is Quebec so unproductive?

>>508917310
Except in michigan

>>508921211
Look at whos run this motherfucker since the 1600's anon, all frogs. I don't give a fuck if WEXIT/51st I just want to see this shit cease to exist.

>>508921211
the only thing Quebec exports out east is low quality hookers and strippers.

>>508921104
>>508921198
Quebec has more support for separation. This poll actually shows higher support for western separation than other poll I've seen.

>>508921211
Quebec has a big forestry and mining industry, they absolutely are producing
Montreal is not

>>508919196
Canadians are fucking retarded and self destructive to prove how not racist they are.

>>508921399
>no date
>no source for respondents
Its trash jimmy

>>508921399
where is the polling sample of Sex/age demographic and urban/rural?

this poll is half of every other poll post election lol.

>>508921399

lmao.

>>508921399
it's dogshit lmao

it's probably all cityniggers in edmonton who answered.

>>508920591
> born too late to witness the fall of the Soviet Union
> born just in time to witness the fall of the Canadian Union
What do you bet that instead of handling it with dignity like the Russians, sock boy just sits there and seethes when the leaf flag is lowered for the last time?

>>508921531
Some of it is in the wording.
Ab was pretty split between new country or 51st, with 40% wanting some form of independence from Canada.
its a jewishly worded straw poll to create a narrative not tell the story.

>>508919050

Your dad sounds brown.

>>508919810
when Alberta/Saskatchewan first joined, they were buying superior and cheaper farm equipment and supplies from the Americans. Than Eastern Canada created tariffs that forced Western farmers to buy inferior and more expensive equipment from Ontario.

it's been a shit deal since inception.

>>508921148
Crab is the money meat

>>508920358

After Smith seperates us from the rest of Canada we will launch pajeets out en masse into Ontario. Elbows up faggot.

>>508921988
>eating sea bug foragers that used to be only fit for prisoner slop.
AB AAA beef or bust.

>>508922081

Seriously why do Canadians fuck dogs in the ass, their women fuck niggers and pops makes the kids watch as he makes a movie of Tyrone pounding his wife. Disgusting snow niggers.

Why wouldn't Alberta and Saskatchewan leave at the same time? That makes no sense.

>>508922239
So you enjoy eating bugs then.
Cool dude, go be a faggot elsewhere..

I wish either Timmy or Rajesh
would fucking do something
instead of pussy footing around genocide

bunch of faggots.
your 1800's gandpappy was more of a man than you

>>508922464
>your 1800's gandpappy was more of a man than you
of course he was, what an od thing to say.
What shade of brown are you?

>>508922464
>poos are weird

>>508921211
Every government branch and service in Quebec are fronts for various mafias. They embezzle every single tax dollar.

>>508922340
The last time I was in Washington I went to the Walmart and in the parking lot was a van of 3 Canadians and 3 niggers. The Canadians were fucking dogs in the ass while giving the niggers blow jobs. Now that is not right and having you kids watch Tyrone pound your women in the ass in front of the kids is just not right. Disgusting snow niggers. H.

>>508916417 (OP)
Western seperation will never happen. I'm shocked the majority aren't in favor of it with what's happened the past 10 yrs. The best choice is to leave Canada at this point. There is a huge emigration of skilled people and investment from Canada currently. You would be wise to follow the trend.

>>508919196
>Fuck Timmy gonna do?

>>508917927
look nigger, we need our pensions and annual 14% salary raises, you little mewling fuckwits in the mid tax brackets pissed and moaned for a decade about the carbon tax.

We're getting that money. Learn your fucking place.

>>508916914
Daddy trump just took your blanket.

White Canadians need to stand in unity with us so we can deport all your chinks and streetshitters

>>508924165
>jeet gets yeeted
>first shot in self defense was a throat hit
I love the USA

>>508924970
Everyone is fucking tired of petulent suicidal poos on the road.

>>508916417 (OP)
Why should I care about taxing big american companies? How does it affect me?

>>508925432
>Why should I care about taxing big american companies? How does it affect me?
Because the absolute clowns who you elected tried to spring it as surprise leverage on your superpower neighbor during trade negotiations, and now you're going to get reminded who is who on this continent
We're out of patience trying to be nice to you charity cases

>>508916417 (OP)
Oh is this the daily Alberta cope thread? You faggots are officially whinier bitches than Quebec.

>>508916417 (OP)
Do it pussy you wont

>>508925850
>Because the absolute clowns who you elected
It's all controlled and rigged here, illusion of choice - Canada has a King

>>508926089
Didn't vote for him

it'd be kinda cool of Quebec became the 51st state

>>508926449
Frogs are negrophiles like you couldn't imagine. It's actually wild how much they love niggers

>>508927317
we could move all our haitians there
it would be like Detroit 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>508927317
Ridiculous, Quebec is not France

>>508927317
are you surprised the burger picked the province with the most niggers per capita?

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>>508927533
Wild stuff, I was in Costco once and saw 3 frogs (actual ones noe queerbecqouis) and they all had curly haired nigger african bitches with them all in like a 50 foot radius of eachother.

>>508919196
The answer to this is an important lesson in why the electoral college voting system, though not perfect, is better than the Canadian system. There are more seats in the GTA than a lot of provinces. It’s the tyranny of the majority.

>>508917324
>>They opened a business and then closed it because nobody wants to work.
This story is total bullshit. People would scoop shit if it meant they could have a job.

>>508927886
Nigger worship started in France in the early 20th, Quebec doesn't suffer from it, ignore the jeets

>>508919573
Why would the US want to poison themselves by letting the toxic waste people in Ontario/Quebec into their country.

>>508921080
Somebody please take Quebec. We cannot afford this anymore.

>>508919108
No, he's a loser, and has been his entire life, it just shows women are attracted to that versus men who have futures.
AF/BB meme IRL.

>>508920268
Where the border to new Brunswick is, and all my byys drives to Aulac to save 14$ on 24 beer and throws 14 in the tank and comes out farther and ahead than we would be if we didn't participate in cross border shopping.


Cross border shopping is another thing east coasters huff and puff about.

>It's not fair(TM) they have a car and can afford to drive to a city for cheaper goods.
>We have to raise prices on everything and give money to seniors to make it "more fair"


Sunday shopping, ugh. They used to rant and rave so hard about it till they wuz blue in da face, now they just drive around and sneer at young folks who are forced to work Sundays cause they collectively as an age bracket, refused too proclaiming it "the Lord's day" and does all their shopping on Sundays and creates traffic congestion.

>>508920591
>Enjoy July 1st, boys, it might be our last Canada day.


Don't care, still getting drunk and listening to Tragically hip.

>>508921148
Kek, Canada is dumping cheap lobster to the US because China refuses to buy, same with sending it to Spain.

t. Knows a few byys on the boats.


Did you know the elver industry and it's consequences are entirely bought by Chinese? Super cool localized thing where fisherman are up in arms seigeposting against fish and wildlife and taking potshots at the DRN over "their right to fish"

Whites are limited to a 40 lobster trap "line" while natives have 400/no limit and it causes HUGE local problems when the fishermen chimp out and torch the fisheries and Trudeau just shrugs and buys them a new one handing them a monopoly.

>>508922988
That white mogged all the injuns in staring contests

>>508926089
I miss dudeweedman already bros.

>Divorced his wife to slide into Tswifts DM's and ensure her eras tour saves the Canadian economy.
We didn't deserve him.

>>508927317
It's true.

They'll sneer and do petty shit to you and be condescending as fuck if your an Anglo dating their daughter, but they are the first to champion "look how racist we aren't" when their daughter comes home with Tyrone.

Jewish mother's are the worst though.
>Don't let good daughter hang out with me because I'm a baaaaad goy.
>Let's her other daughter party and hangout with losers and doesn't enforce any sorts of rules.
>Dad raped both of them growing up.

>>508916417 (OP)
I hope this entire country gets nuked. I can't fucking hate Canadians enough. Fucking retards.

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>>508928273
Obsessed

>>508916417 (OP)
We're coming to liberate you bro, just hang on.

>>508927956
Untrue.

EI/Disability pays more than working, you assuming your an east coaster know lots of the byys who abuse the system.
Nova Scotians do not want to work, and that's why we need Ontarians to go there, buy up all the property and force out the east coasters into making a choice:

Work, or starve.

Most of the people I grew up with aren't doing great or have mid tier lives with no excitement where they let's their misses scream and yell and run the house and fucks all yer friends on ya then tells ya noone else will sleep with you,

And then you cry and accept your misses fucks other dudes and theirs naught anything you can does about it because of the complete monopoly women have on access to pussy in the east coast.

It's hilarious how low the byys goes to keep their Willie's wet.

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>>508928983
that's the opera singer from the 2020 GOP convention. That finale was amazing and that dude was based, probably never worked in opera again. Total libshit territory

>>508928886
>t. nigger lover/haitian nigger in montreal

>>508929943
No one likes haitians, absolutely no one

THESE THREADS ARE A PSYOP

Just a reminder, and one I'm going to keep posting in every thread by these people. The same people who used to post grocery prices from Iqaluit and act like they were from Toronto. I'm not sure how low IQ you have to be to not see it by now.

The only "separatists" in Alberta are a small minority of 50-80 year old sub-literate pre-internet rural morons being agitated by foreign governments. These are the type of people who have inherited family businesses and trades that they are too stupid to adapt to the 21st century, and they are looking for someone else to blame. No one gives a shit about them, except insofar as they seem driven to fuck up any attempt at improving things unless it inordinately benefits them. They're a lot like indigenous in that respect, ironically.

>>508930376
ELBOWS UP GOOF

>>508930376
What division are you with bro?
Or are you a private contractor?

>>508930376
You're a cucknadian and you reek of cucknadian. What's worse is you're a schizo cucknadian. Please apply for MAID.

>>508925961
>you are officially whiny bitches
Fuck you this is why we're leaving. We hate you. We hate you more than jeets. Canadians like you are the reason so many jeets are here. You're godless commie scum and you hate the faustian spirit. You are the enemy. We will stand by while the US army rounds up you and your family.

Canada is a country that's 1 (ONE) orange man shitpost away from being completely dissolved.

>>508931829
Wish an orange nigger would, I made more last week by missing 5 hours during the week. Make sense of that to me and I'll give you this weeks check.

>>508932086
Tax brackets.

Basically you are incentivized to not work more than x hours.
An example I use is in Sask after 100hrs I would be getting paid 30, but make 5$/hr after taxes.

It's literally not worth it in any capacity to work more than X, so find out what X is, then what hour you go home at.

>>508930376
>The same people who used to post grocery prices from Iqaluit and act like they were from Toronto.


They weren't from Iqaluit.

t. That guy.

>>508931458
>You're godless commie scum and you hate the faustian spirit. You are the enemy. We will stand by while the US army rounds up you and your family.
I will stand next to you and shoulder my rifle when the day comes, fren.
I dream of an Alberta, and Saskatchewan where their is an SKS behind every Wildrose bush.

>>508933061
You're not my compatriot. You're why Canada is gay and poor. You're why Canadians shit on their own history. You're a tool and you'll never be a woman.

>>508933061
Oops sorry bro wrong reply.
Youre my bro

>>508930376
Youre not my compatriot. You're why Canada is gay and poor. You will never be a woman.

>>508933061
I stand side by side with you no matter what's coming our way. Brothers always.

>>508928983
I don't want to be just a cousin or ally. I want to be your brother.

>>508921080
>>508921211

I think it’s funny Canada experiences the same issues as Belgium with their French speaking part.
We have huge transfers to them every year, and Brussels and Wallonia are still going bankrupt.
Pic related, you can see a big divide in nearly every statistic you can imagine.

>>508919901
I wish we all could just get together and do something about all the "people" that have held our entire world back by hundreds to thousands of years, but nobody will leave the house