Thread 508923737

>be me
>taking I-4 at a rest stop
>I get back from the bathroom
>this guy hitched a utility trailer on my truck without asking
>Its filled with a bunch of fucking fruit
>he says they are "yubari king melons" and are super exotic fruit
>says hes in a serious emergency and will pay me to bring his trailer to tarpon springs
>I just stole the fruit
>he "trust me"
>dumbfuck.jpg

>>508923737 (OP)

probably cocaine smuggling

likely GPS tracked. you might have some unwelcome visitors soon if you really did steal those melons

>>508923737 (OP)
if they're real they're worth 45k a piece
but this is fucking florida on I-4 lmao

>>508923737 (OP)
You ended the quest chain early for an instant payout. If you would have stuck it out you would have gotten better stuff.

>>508923737 (OP)
https://youtu.be/826Mhd1Cq3M

>>508924175
Can't be true

>>508924632
I've done this quest before, let me tell you the Gator's skin boots and matching suitcase are not worth the minor buff. I prefer getting the player home early so I can throw all my stuff in the corner

>>508925458
Why didn't he just put them in his car?

>>508925601
kek

>>508925458
eat one and smash the rest

>>508925458
Nice AI slop

>>508923737 (OP)
>Cartel Marque and Reprisal Reauthorization Act of 2025