Thread 508944114

>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP FARTED
>According to insider sources within the white house, president donald trump released a loud fart this morning at 10:45 AM
>Left-wing online outlets: "The new fascist dogwhistle: The Fart"
>Right-wing online outlets: "The west has fallen, billions must fart"
>Opposition: "We can't allow trump to fart again, this is high treason!"
>*widespread (((peaceful protests))) spreading like wildfire*
>*president is impeached again*
>/pol/: "HAPPENING, TRUMP FARTED, HOW DO MIGA COPES??"
>Entire world: "LOL american piggu farted, americans are so DONE!"

>>508944114 (OP)
I wonder if OP thought this was funny.

>>508944114 (OP)
>farts
>in presidential records
Top of the sharts

>>508944114 (OP)
Its real!

>>508944114 (OP)
>Opposition: "We can't allow trump to fart again, this is high treason!"
>Trump: farts again

But did it stink,?

>>508944114 (OP)
Meh, it would be an improvement on BIden, who shat himself in public

>>508944114 (OP)
>nigger: *farts*
>other nigger: *does not fart*
>both niggers: *stink*

>>508944114 (OP)
Why are italian zoomer so salty? I went to one of their amusements parks by the Garda lake, and there was a water attraction (riding a boat through water). Anyway on the side of the attraction they had a water gun where you could put a coin(euroshekel) in and spray the goyim cattle with cold water who were riding that boat. There were like 10 people inside one of those logs, and so I started spraying them with water which they did not like btw since the water is cold. Anyway there were two zoomers which got out of the attraction soaking wet and passed by me and my girl and I was laughing so hard at them and they were visibly seething because I sprayed them with the water gun and was laughing in their face.

>>508944176
i remember seeing that the potus account on twitter gets archived, his truth posts get the same treatment?