for some reason /pol/'s hero shed a tear of happiness when asked about his experience when visiting Israel for the first time

https://youtu.be/u1cVOhYs2vo

>>508947778 (OP)
I'm not watching that. What did he notice?

>>508947778 (OP)
That's not Norm MacDonald

>>508947852
>Why are they called Palestinian protesters? They're not palestinians and they're not protesters.

>>508947778 (OP)
Whats the deal with israeli people, theyre not from israel and theyre not people

>I got raped last week. And you know what hurt the most? I JUST dry-cleaned my suit. Getting raped - not really my thing. But the suit - now that's just cruel! One of the doctors at the hospital asked me if this was my first time getting raped. Well now, doc, I DO pay rent in Manhattan.

>>508947852
He says anyone against Israel has their heart in the right place but they attack Jews who have nothing to do with Israel and their attacks on the Palestines. He's a comedian that is apolitcal and he's mobbed over being Jewish. He doesn't think they're wrong but that he isn't to blame. He also says the left and right are mobs that believe in bullshit, like Jerry Seinfeld had anything to so with Israels attacks.

>>508947778 (OP)
Why are they called jewish people? They aren't Judeans, and they aren't people!

>he GAPED me Jerry
>he gaped you?
>wide as the grand canyon
>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
>i can't believe you got gaped
>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters)
>Whats going on?
>Elaine got gaped
>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
>Whats the problem
>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in)
>elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs)
>oh yeah, that's a gape

>>508947852
He noticed he was actually highly respected as a top Jew of the world, not just an actor or American. It surprised him that Israeli people elevated him for his Jewishness, not his comedic value at all. In other words, he was Primus Inter Pares there.

>>508947778 (OP)
>a jew gets emotional over his primary in-group
wtf

>>508948161
>they attack Jews who have nothing to do with Israel and their attacks on the Palestines
Yes, collective guilt should ONLY be directed towards WHITE people.

Yall ever notice how there is a giant 4 sided triangle, and to the left they worship a giant cube, and to the right they wear a little cube on their head?

>Goys and their antisemitism. Why are they like this. Oy vey. Worship Gods chosen people, goyim. Submit and get on your knees like the slave dogs you were born to be and serve Gods chosen people already.

>>508947778 (OP)
What's the deal with Palestinian protestors?
They're not Palestinian
And they're terrorists, not protestors

>>508947778 (OP)
good to know as a white guy that I can do all the right and good things in the world but it'll always piss off a Jew somewhere because "history" or some shit. Fuck the kvetching kikes, fuck em all dead.

>>508948644
Hell yeah.

>>508947778 (OP)
jews