Anonymous
ID: RWCLz6xr
6/28/2025, 2:17:50 PM No.508951304
we need an updated version of islam for white people
>no more mandatory foreskin removal
>no animals are considered inherently evil or impure. this means killing lizards is not encouraged anymore, eating pork is allowed and dogs are allowed
>no more praying in arabic and calling things by their arabic names. god can speak more than one language
>roaming to meccca is not mandatory anymore
>crimes are proven with modern forensics instead of witnesses whenever possible
>greater focus on muhammad's hatred of niggers. expand upon his racism by not allowing non whites to join the religion at all
>ramadan fasting is reworked to actually be real fasting instead of just rearranging your meal schedule. the fast would last the whole month and every day for that month that you fast god rewards you for it
>music is allowed
>pictures are allowed
>weed is allowed and so is alcohol in moderation
>fucking goats is no longer allowed
these are just some of the things that I came up with off the top of my head. there are many more things that need to be changed. with some effort this could become a really great religion.
>no more mandatory foreskin removal
>no animals are considered inherently evil or impure. this means killing lizards is not encouraged anymore, eating pork is allowed and dogs are allowed
>no more praying in arabic and calling things by their arabic names. god can speak more than one language
>roaming to meccca is not mandatory anymore
>crimes are proven with modern forensics instead of witnesses whenever possible
>greater focus on muhammad's hatred of niggers. expand upon his racism by not allowing non whites to join the religion at all
>ramadan fasting is reworked to actually be real fasting instead of just rearranging your meal schedule. the fast would last the whole month and every day for that month that you fast god rewards you for it
>music is allowed
>pictures are allowed
>weed is allowed and so is alcohol in moderation
>fucking goats is no longer allowed
these are just some of the things that I came up with off the top of my head. there are many more things that need to be changed. with some effort this could become a really great religion.
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