Thread 508967044

MY HUSBAND SAID HES GONNA PUNCH MY PREGNANT STOMACH IF I DONT MAKE THE FRENCH TOAST THE WAY HE WANTS IT omg he’s gone mad

>>508967044 (OP)
Tell him to do a barrel roll

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE THAT TOAST PROPERLY YOU DUMB BITCH

>>508967044 (OP)
Hit him in the balls with a blunt object, break his hands, arms from the elbow and then the knees and smash his balls with a heavy rock then wrap him in a cute blanket and cook him some french toast and break his teeth

my husband's a fucking pussy he cant even build a fire omg hes so fucking useless im gon a pass out

>>508967044 (OP)
i love gay sex

>>508967044 (OP)
Just make the french toast wtf is the big deal

>>508967044 (OP)
Okay

>>508967044 (OP)
THE RULES!
SHOW


TITS


OR


G
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F
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!

>>508967044 (OP)
>femanon here
TITS OR GTFO.

>>508967337
>>508967161
Omg and threatening your pregnant wife with physical violence isn’t a big deal?!

>1 post by this ID
>pepe as OP pic
>femanon here

Fake as the Holocaust.

>>508967044 (OP)
Still only a third as annoying as breakroom

>>508967044 (OP)
We used to be a place of rules and standards. Because of that we got to see tits from time to time.

>>508967500
>>508967440
>>508967375
My husband was right about Jews. You guys are evil!!!

>>508967479
Not if she's being a bitch and making french toast wrong when she knows how to do it right. That's just asking for it at that point.

>>508967044 (OP)
It's easy, just pour it into a bowl and add milk

>>508967044 (OP)
Go get your attention somewhere else porky.

Got your pussy wet, huh? Carry on.

>>508967044 (OP)
the man has a family to support and you can't make a fucking toast? jeez

>>508967965
>>508967868
>>508967769
INCELS

>>508967044 (OP)
Smear green & red pesto on the french toast
and watch him go nuclear, then post pics
Do it

>>508968131
>>508967609
Once again I come to you asking that you please explain the pilot leaf larp. Inb4 it's not a LARP. I simply cannot believe any of this but I would like to know why you post it.

>>508967044 (OP)
what sort of drugs
is your husband doing
PCP maybe that why he mad

>>508967965
we got a clown here
I am also a clown
sadly they do not have a clown flag

>>508968477
He's bored. It's funny.

>>508968766
have a poll on /pol/
if enough people vote to have a clown flag
put that in the flags

>>508968710
I am also doing drugs
that is ok with me

>>508967044 (OP)
Tell us your husband's French toast recipe.

>>508967266
We know. We saw your flag.

>>508968806
He’s breathing very rarified air, along with other /pol/ legends:
-laser anon
-Dormogenes
-Mr Oinkers
-bgc guy
-picrel

>>508967044 (OP)
And you didn't told the SS? Or other Staff? Nice VPN btw.

>>508967609
Evil or not, the jew is correct in this instance.
We have rules here.
Show tits
or GTFO.

>>508967609
> My husband was right about Jews. You guys are evil!!!
If you think this shit was evil, you never seen REAL EVIL...

>>508969058
This is how HE wants me to do it
>only 2 egg yolk
>half cream and half milk
>ton of brown sugar
>2 tea spoons of vanilla
>no cinnamon
>3 pinchs of salt
>brioche bread
>2 tea spoons of condensed milk

>>508967044 (OP)
Watch The Greatest Story Never Told with him.

>>508969749
Ew gross what an animal

>>508967044 (OP)
Kill your husband.

>>508967044 (OP)
If nigger child he's right.
If white child break your husbands legs while he sleeps.

is this another one of those where englin is gathering reaction data?
oh wait...it's almost all of them isn't it
>captcha NWA**

>>508967044 (OP)
Instead of posting here...
You should cook the man some fuckin French toast, bitch!

>>508969749
>no cinnamon
It's okay if you smother him to death in his sleep.

>>508970473
>>508969967
That’s what I’m saying. I’m the Italian woman here. I’m the cook. It’s my domaine. I do it the right way not his weird way.

>>508967044 (OP)
YOUR HUSBAND IS AWFUL! HOW DARE HE THREATEN TO PUNCH YOUR PREGNANT STOMACH!

He should, instead, threaten to imprison you, whip you, put needles under your finger/toenails, shave you bald all over, and take every comfort away from you until you behave as a wife should.

under normal circumstances i would say to beat you in every possible way, but you are carrying his precious child and thus your body parts, like breasts, pussy, legs, arms, head, etc, which are all used to care for the baby in some form or fashion, must remain intact until he can find a surrogate to replace you once the baby is born.

If you are complaining about doing a simple thing like following his instructions for making a meal now, you are not fit to be a mother or a wife.

This is why you cannot reclaim these old whores that say they're 'trad' now, and must start with a younger generation of women. The hags must be out in camps and allowed to die off and their offspring must be educated to be proper women.

Why are t heir so many girl apus

>>508967044 (OP)
better make the fucking toast then

>>508970888
If you let them soak completely through then fry in a hot pan with plenty of butter so they're nice and crispy on the outside but still just *barely* soggy inside he'll love them and forgive you for using your own recipe. And plenty of maple syrup, obviously.