Thread 508968311

If this post number ends in a 0 I will go to sleep instead of doomscrolling this shitty board for the next hour, I will let God decide for me. Thank you for your time. Also welcome to my thread, I hope you like it.

TURN ON CNN

>>508968311 (OP)
Get's dub's. Checked.
Now you have to eat sausage and drink beer. I sure am.

>>508968311 (OP)
if i can guess my number you will rope yourself
5

>>508968562
If I can guess your number I will not do that
2
>>508968428
I will do this

rolling for suicide

>>508969070
Winrar

>>508968311 (OP)
42 million people since 2020 has nothing to do with doomscrolling

>>508968641
nice

if this post ends in 4 I will go buy sausage to go with this beer

>>508969682
I grilled fish today earlier. If this post ends with 3, then you have to buy some tasty fish and fry, steam, grill it and drink some beer. ;3

>>508969782
double 82, it's a sign, go buy beer and sausage

>>508968311 (OP)
if this post ends in 5 I'm going to fuck a street hooker in a back alley tonight
if repeating nurmericals then i'll be making pepes until 00:00 tel aviv time

>>508969866
close enough and checked

>>508969899
well fuck

>>508968311 (OP)
Rolling for nuclear genocide next year

>>508969933
>>508969899
double checked, now you have to, meanwhile, i will drink beer and eat sausage, and you have to make pepes xD

>>508969934
you dodged an STD, be thankful israeli bro

>>508970095
> you dodged an STD, be thankful israeli bro
Lol, tfw he dodged STDs

>>508969994
fav :D
Keep it up anon!!

>>508969899
Nice.

>>508969994
>>508969982
>>508970062
Damn bro, you're really tearing through those cookies, dont get a stomach ache.

>>508970062
kek

>>508968311 (OP)
>Go to sleep
Its between 11am and 1pm (not counting whatever retarded time zone Hawaii is on)
Why the fuck would you be going to sleep in the middle of the day?

>>508970095
>and you have to make pepes
It's 20:29 right now so we have approximately three and a half hours, do you have any special requests?
Also how's the food?

>>508970386
I work 3rd shift

>>508970411
checked again

try to make bird pepes, I like birds (also I'm gay faggot)

>>508970254
A night alone is better than any fucking STD, praise

I have never gotten an STD or herpes, this crap scares me

>>508970636
>(also I'm gay faggot)
that's impossible
there's no gays here

>>508970454
Then go to sleep dumbass, unless you have the day off. Then do whatever who cares. why are you asking us?

>>508970411
Pepe with pencil on his head, eyes closed
pepe with writing cramps
pepe with morning paranoia
Pepe enjoying a payday bar (candy)

>>508971211
I wasn't asking you I said I would let God decide

>>508971680
You dont need to make a thread for that ya idgit wagie.

>>508971169
is liking tomboys and femboys gay? If yes, then yes, I am gay.

Also, realize who close the two are together. Fuck damn I like femboys! Why are there no trans and femboys here? T_T

>>508972215
still waiting for birb, let me help you out

>>508972138
Yeah, it's definitely gay.
>Why are there no trans and femboys here? T_T
Because we still have some remaining testosterone, also we are very homophobic.
I've met only one tranny here and it was foreign, from Spain I think.
>>508972215
Kek, what's up fren? How you doing?

>>508971537
>morning paranoia
>>508972314
sorry i can't help faggots

>>508972501
>Kek, what's up fren?
Is that you demonbro?
>How you doing?
not so good i'm stuck here making pepes until 00:00 because of something stupid I said
how are things going?

>>508972619
Ya it's me.
>how you doing
Good, good. I'm chilling at home this weekend, it's getting really fucking hot here, it's getting pretty annoying.
>not so good i'm stuck here making pepes until 00:00 because of something stupid I said
how are things going?
Not so good because you are stuck here or because of something else?
What happens at 00:00?

>>508973155
>it's getting really fucking hot here, it's getting pretty annoying
Yes I can't stand it.. I don't think it's as bad as yours though, we only get 28-29 degrees for now but it's going to hit 40 in two months time
>how are things going?
Nothing much just working in whatever job that comes through and spending the money on prostitutes.. Had some russian bitch the other day but she didn't want to take it up the ass, maybe this week I'll find one that does.
War is over but I kinda liked it better when we were still bombing each other, less traffic and it somehow felt more peaceful
>What happens at 00:00?
see >>508969899
you should be careful with your words
if only someone would report this thread and it would be deleted then I'll be free..

>>508973459
>if only someone would report this thread and it would be deleted then I'll be free..
lol, it probably will. Although I do enjoy chatting you with.
>Yes I can't stand it.. I don't think it's as bad as yours though, we only get 28-29 degrees for now but it's going to hit 40 in two months time
The day before yesterday it was 37 and it's fucking June, I can't imagine what it will be in July and August. We are expecting above 40 probably.
>Had some russian bitch the other day but she didn't want to take it up the ass, maybe this week I'll find one that does.
stupid bitch
>War is over but I kinda liked it better when we were still bombing each other, less traffic and it somehow felt more peaceful
Kek, this is insane. It's funny that you were shit posting while they were bombing you.

Where do you find prostitutes there? Is there an app or something?

>>508972501
I am gay then, I've been tryin so hard to find the "jewish twink with black cube bra" .png to find, but I can't find it

Somebody please post it. He has a menorah on his head. So hot!

Of course I have a ton of testosterone, I am a man, and I don't want to become a tranny, I want to sodomize them!

> pic related

you are telling me, you don't want to choke her with your BBC(big bulgarian cock!?)

>>508973921
>stupid bitch
What's the most fucked up thing a woman ever did to you?
>It's funny that you were shit posting while they were bombing you
I would never let anything like that stop me kek..
>Where do you find prostitutes there?
I already know some places but there are either websites with phone numbers, or areas where street hookers are walking the corners.. In Cyprus for example I had to use this euro-escort website or whatever because I didn't know how else to get them
Are there bad neighbourhoods in Bulgaria where prostitutes are hanging about? I bet there are places with a lot of gypsies

>>508974012
Do you want to fuck girls tho, if yes then you are probably bi or something.
>you are telling me, you don't want to choke her with your BBC(big bulgarian cock!?)
Nah, not really.

>>508974012
I hate women so much, it's unreal.

Open tinder:

>36
> loves to travel
> wants a man that has a house, good income, is 6'2 and fit

I am all of those, but bitch, why would I waste my time on a fucking ROASTY BITCH. no eggs! NO EGGS! suck niiger dick all life until 36, I don't want you.

I am 6'2. Muscular. Rich. Have my own house. Handy, can clean, can bake, can cook, can do anything! I am worth more than any of those whores.

Thing is, I never wanted them. I always wanted a cute boy. I am worth more. Their pussy is worth 0.

>>508969160
is your desk made of of tiles or is that some weird table cloth made out of plastic?

>>508974343
Fuck 18 to 22 year old cunts and leave them. It's the only based choice. Never settle. Women are evil.

85% in all of europe divorce after less than 3 years.

It's not our fault. I am a guy. I never wanted girls but you do, but they are all fucked.

I ended up doomscrolling 4chins too hard bros

>>508974520
Its called "mushuma". Cheap plastic that has cloth underneat. You put it on your tables because you can replace it for cheap.

It's meant to protect your table and the wood and preserve it.

>>508974272
>Are there bad neighbourhoods in Bulgaria where prostitutes are hanging about? I bet there are places with a lot of gypsies
Exactly. I would never get a hooker here unless I meet some girl in person who tells me that she's a hooker and she's white and she smells nice but even then idk, I wouldn't say I'm a germophobe but I'm very strict about cleanliness.

>What's the most fucked up thing a woman ever did to you?
One of my first gf's cheated on me - that was fucked up. She thought I was cheating on her (or at least that what she said).

>>508974409
I've never been on the apps, I assume they are all whores for being on tinder. I'm good IRL tho.
>>508974677
>I never wanted girls but you do, but they are all fucked.
I literally have no other choice lol.
>Fuck 18 to 22 year old cunts and leave them. It's the only based choice. Never settle
I do want to settle eventually.

>>508974804
>I'm very strict about cleanliness
Sounds like you need an escort then. It's more expensive than a normal hooker but these are women that take very good care of themselves and see a doctor regularly. They also only fuck rich dudes so stds are not likely and they always have you wear a condom.
>One of my first gf's cheated on me
Was it with a nigger?

>>508974804
> I'm a germophobe but I'm very strict about cleanliness.
same

> I do want to settle eventually.
I can't recount how many bulgarian men have said to me, that they would switch in an instant to be single again.

It's overrated. But try it. Just remember! Make a contract and don't let her get anything in a divorce!!!! That's what they want. Make her sign it. IF she loves you, she will.