Thread 508972409

Now that the heat wave in under way and most people are preferring to cook themselves like some crazed lobster with a suicide fetish, can we finally say that global warming is fake and gay and move onto more important things like moving white people to Pluto so they dont all die of heat stroke?

>>508972409 (OP)
White people learned hot to make clothes, so there was no environmental pressure to develop dark skin. It's the same reason we didn't grow fur during the ice age.

It’s insane to think of how much pain those dude will be in.

>>508972409 (OP)
Kino

>>508972722
I have fur.

My body is like 85% hair.

>>508972409 (OP)
Are jews white? Asking for a friend.

>>508972409 (OP)
ai shit.

>>508972409 (OP)
Real white cunts can handle heat just fine m8

Bro I have to try those tiger stripes next time I go out and get some sun

>>508973225
Check your neanderthal DNA percent.

We got albinos in England again.

>>508972925
Brutal way to find out you're descended from black irish desu

>>508972851
I got blistering sunburns on my shoulders in a Spanish waterpark once and it was a very shitty experience. I can't even imagine what that would be like.

>>508972409 (OP)
imagine letting yourself literally cook from radiation and not just simply putting on sunscreen lotion 2-3 times that day

>muh daddy did it so it's good enuf for me

boomers are so god damn retarded

>>508972851
>>508973711
oh it's AI. look at the fingers. mods plz ban OP

>>508973203
This

>>508973632
I fucked up once spending a whole day on a windy beach, top less with no lotion. Didn't really feel hot because of the wind but sun was out all day. I was fucking howling in the shower later, it was awful. Avoid taking clothes off on holiday now.

JoJos Bizarre Adventure says this

>>508974514
Yes It's one of those things you have to experience to fully appreciate the seriousness.

>>508974514
Getting sunlight with no shirt on is super good for you. Just don't spend more than 30-45 minutes in the sun at a time.

>whites come from the northern side of the world,less sun,less need for pigment
>IMGH THEY ARE LITERALLY ALIEN VAMPIRES!!!
our ancestors did us a massive disservice by not clean slate genociding the world and repopulating it with whites.

>>508973711
Your ancestors didn't put jewish chemicals over their skin to protect themselves

>>508972409 (OP)
I've been burned pretty bad boating. The worst part isn't the burn but the itching thay occurs when the old skins is coming off and new skin is forming. Imagine being at full itch for days. Only relief was a bath tub full of itch cream. The itching is maddening.

>have some Pastanigger and Balkanoid heritage to cancel our the English and German
>Sun gently tans me, rarely burn

Amerimutt hybrid vigor.

>>508972409 (OP)
The fuck are you, Irish kike?

>>508975120
they did, though.

>>508972409 (OP)
Ai slop

>>508972409 (OP)
Top left needs to go to the hospital.

>>508972409 (OP)
I know the dude on the bottom is old but holy fuck his skin looks like a ballsack

>>508972409 (OP)
>AI

>>508972409 (OP)
That’s why we invented sun screen.
Black people cant get enough vitamin D in northern countries. At least they couldn’t until we invented vitamin D supplements for them.

>>508972409 (OP)
>>508972851
Should've stayed in Europe.

>>508975120
Ancestors stayed where they belonged.

>>508972409 (OP)
God I'm glad I'm not a timmy pumpkin mayo monkey

Imagine being white.

>>508972409 (OP)
Pajeets are actually scared of garlic

>>508980232
The half vampire half nigger pajeet gets melted by this little guy. This is important knowledge so pass it on to everyone that hates pajeets (so everyone that isn't a pajeet)

>>508980232
The real reason is that they are roots, fruits and leafs are fine. Roots are a no because they completely kill the plant

>>508978643
You should be grateful. And you should be proud to live in India. You should be so proud of being an Indian in India that you never leave. In fact, why even communicate in Timmy? You should just stick to Hindi websites.

>>508973632
Same. I sat in a river on a lawn chair drinking for 8 hours in the sun. Blistered so badly I had issues sleeping for a week.

Tarps on all the time after that.

>>508980845
I just want to know what everyone is upto, i have to look out for any revolution or uprising against me.

>>508980701
Lmao no it isn't you fucking retarded liar.

I wear coveralls outside most of the summer working in my yard.

>>508977140
OP's .webm is the epicenter from where all jews spawn.

>>508981083
No? that's what I was told, I'm not very strict about these things

>>508972409 (OP)
I mean, Gringo boomers like to tan for some reason, this is a fairly common sight here during holiday periods.

>>508972851
One time I got a severe sunburn at the beach. It was miserable, but the next day I ate some shrooms and all the pain was gone. It was like a miracle drug.

>>508972409 (OP)
whites aren't from this planet otherwise our skin wouldn't react like that to the sun

IT'S AI YOU FUCKING MORONS