Thread 508974092

You will be buried next to this.

>>508974092 (OP)
Imagine this is found by future archeologists when they are are trying to pin down the history of the the 2000s
Kek

Wrong, I have a family graveyard that has gravestones from my family going back to the 1780s.

niggaseek AI did a good job summing this up

>>508974092 (OP)
No. No blacks in my family cemetery. Its from the 19th century and they didn't allow black burials there (lol).

>>508974361
Same here, feelsgoodman

>>508974397
Lol'ed

>>508974092 (OP)
>died at 25
Sad! But unfortunately Many Such Cases.

>>508974092 (OP)
My cemetary is quietly racially segregated. There are actual openly segregated cemetaries too but its okay since they are minorities.

>>508974092 (OP)
>You will be buried next to this.

This only bothers the living

>>508974397
rolf

>>508974397
ok, enough is enough
now AI is taking MY job

>>508974092 (OP)
Kek, no I'll be buried next to my family since my grandparents bought an entire section for us before I was even born.

>>508975038
What if people just buried their families underneath the homes so they are haunted with family members.

>>508975139
Or maybe just build a nice comfy suburb on top of an old nigger cemetery, not like a ghost can rape your wife and murder your daughter, right?

>>508974699
>rolf
Harris?

>>508974648
>Be me
>Be dead
>Resting peacefully
>Somehow, I am brought back to earth
>Someone's desecrated my grave.
>Wtf.jpg
>See a group of niggers at the grave next to me
>Twerking, listening to ghetto rap music, pouring malt liquor, flashing their glocks, looting flowers from other graves for Tatiana's grave
>mfw

>>508974710
unironically deeply concerned

>>508974092 (OP)
You guys can afford a fucking plot? A casket? A stone?

>>508974092 (OP)
Nut on her?

>>508974092 (OP)
No I won't. I'll be buried next to this.

>>508974092 (OP)
Most people here will end up in the poor section with only one of those stupid small ground plaques that quickly get covered over with grass.

>>508974092 (OP)
Guess you could get a grave for free.

>>508974092 (OP)
is that michael isaac peinovich taking the pic?

>>508974361
Don't worry we'll diversify it

>>508976192
That's a pretty nice gravesite for two people who were shot to death in a basement on Christmas.

>>508975463
No, rolf = Rolling On Laughing Floor

>>508974397
is grok retarded at math or trying to be funny?

>>508974361
we're going to integrate black people into your gravesite.

>>508976474
It wasn't a basement. They were killed by their own apparatchiks that turned against them and instrumented the "revolution".
People still visit the grave, take care of it and lay flowers because with the good and bad, he was a great leader for Romania.

>>508974397
>all those tranime pics

They aren't any better

>>508977954
picrel is my discord. Please be nice to me uwu

>>508974351
Lol!

>>508974361
It'll be sold to an immigrant,whilo will rebury your entire family in the landfill, then the land will be turned into a suburban apartment complex for jeets

Pol nutjobs planing who they'll be buried next to!
Not even like the grave next doorz thw whole grave yard, the ethnic neighborhood planers for the afterlife, I think it's a bit much.
But fun.

>>508974397
Did ai really say that?

>>508978421
I think you may have missed the point.

>>508974092 (OP)
Urbanite weirdo "take"..
What is a family cemetery on your own property.

>>508974092 (OP)
Kinda cool I like it. Makes her look alive and charming.

>>508974092 (OP)
I hope so.

>>508974361
>>508974489
Based I have one too and it will never be gentrified it's far out in the country. I don't know how to get into it though, my individual line moved away from there

>>508974710
This

>>508974397
>>508974554
>>508974699
>racism is le funny
>edgy = le funny
KYS and go back.

Even in death they are vain. Why?

Jokes on them - my bones are railing Tataiana's rotting rump every night.

>>508978086
Be my bf plox

>>508977868
It wasn't? I remember him in some dreary looking room that I thought must be a basement. Being Romania it was probably the presidential palace.

>>508974092 (OP)
I REMEMBER
I REMEMBER
Hey Joe~

>>508979253
fag

>>508974092 (OP)
It's tacky but let people honor their dead how they like.

>>508974397
Why would you contribute anything to this jewish society? And why does it put money in a negative light when that is all jews push?

>>508974092 (OP)
whats a "nu nu"

>>508980062
That isn't honoring the dead.
It's enshrining them as a deadbeat nigger
Like that kid buried as Mario in a Mario themed coffin. What he could have been is entirely destroyed so that he'll spend eternity burried as a soiboi clown.

>>508980062
I hope nobody honors me by getting me a tombstone that says "paper chaser"

It's so cold in the D....

>>508974092 (OP)
Jeez, you can't get away, even after death.

>>508979918
that was the meme improvised court room in a military barrack.
they were sentenced to death, taken outside and shot.

>>508974092 (OP)
I won't. Check my flag nigger.

>>508974092 (OP)
I wont be buried my body will rot next to the nearest tree God willing

>>508974559
In death, you CAN live in an all white neighborhood...

What if I want to be cremated and my family keeps me on a mantle?

they still have some ways to go to match the russian mobster gravestones. but the resemblence is uncanny.

Many such cases.

>>508974092 (OP)
They will always find my grave

but they cannot touch the tombstone king.

>>508974397
lmao roasted more than if they cremated her

>>508974092 (OP)
Can we just stop pretending these people are human already.

>>508983058
>>508983110
Those are nice ngl.

>>508983588
the resemblence is there.
albeit these have a little more class.

>>508983193
This is unironically art. It will be in some future history and archeology books for sure.
>>508983696
This is in bad taste thoughever. Anyway, I've seen cemeteries in roachland and you faggs do much worse.

>>508974361
>>508978302
This. Private property will not exist in the future, if your land has strategic value it will be in imminent domain within 100 years. Your family will likely not be able to afford living, property maintenance and property taxes in the future, it will be taken by the state or forced to sell.

It will be a subdivision or apartment complex, maybe a trailer park.

>>508983945
now that is a rarity.
most gravestones are simple here.
that is nothing but an outliner.
see the graves on the background?
99 percent of all graves are like that here.
you have the face displayed on the tombstone goes to displaying the corpse with their face exposed as well.
death is mostly faceless here.

>>508978760
The concept of family cemeteries are weird. If you have a garden, your veggies will have human remains in them of your family member. Just cremate and keep the jar on a shelf...

If I can just go to your back yard and dig granny up, that is not good. Girls will run when you tell them you have bodies buried in your yard

>>508974092 (OP)
nice shoes, fatty

>>508984172
It's called a crypt. You don't burry your family in the potatoes patch, Ronald.

>>508974092 (OP)
One of Chicago's own!

>>508984696
there you go.
she was a criminal and has a tombstone worthy of a criminal as well.

>>508984169
In muzzie areas yes. In the more laic ones like where 60% of your population and 99% of the gdp is they have gaudy shit all over the place. But you're most likely an islamo-chud that will cope, seethe and deny as per usual.
Jesus and Mehmed or whatever you call him in tuorcish were both jews btw.
Cheers.

>>508983058
The alcohol I believe but we all know that bitch didn't make a meal out of a bowl of fruits and vegetables

https://youtu.be/jpLfgwFa-Jw?si=xC4CjYvQZ8ZoY0AR

i dont care
i learned how to rap
now im a nigger

>>508983193
Was he killed by being crushed in a rockfall?

>>508984966
dude what the fuck are you on about fucking lol?
displaying the face on the stone comes from having the obituary with the fucking face exposed.
it is mostly a christian tradition.

the profession of a mortician is null and void here. it does not exist.
99 percent of gravestones are simple marble shit with names and numbers on them.
and i am one of those secular types you mention.
believe me i know better than you.
gravestones are humble here.
stop your yammering low effort ad hominem garbage.

>>508983171
Amazing. Just amazing.

>>508985182
>boris, when i die, bury me like a mobster pharoah.
>if the stonemason does a shitty job, execute his family.
>and dont forget to get the license plate right.

There's still some room for improvement.

>>508974092 (OP)
I'll be cremated and dumped in a trash bin after they give up on trying to ID the body

>>508974092 (OP)
I know people die everyday etc but I wonder if her killer was brought to justice? she had her moon return which was in pisces and that could bring confusion and blurs reality during that time. I tend to be safe during mars in aries because that's a particularly violent time, and yes, it's chicago, I get it. but this retard had no chance

>>508985904
fucking lol.
can you check what moon was she on when she killer her daughter.

ein gebot

>>508974092 (OP)
i wont
because im not a mutt
kekekekek

Lay me to rest...

>>508986587
holy shit dude it is not only mobsters.
i wonder what was his mmr?
they should have at least put his ranking in that stone.

I'm getting my tomb covered by a statue of me with a fat hog

>>508984032
Even cemeteries get busted all the time reselling grave sites.
People went to visit their relatives only to find new fresh graves.
It was discovered they just dig up the bodies and threw them in a mass grave in the back

There's only so much room in earth, and the people that have graves didn't pay enough for indefinite maintenance, especially in the middle of a fucking city

>>508986673
>>508986587
That's one old ass rig for 2018

Wtf is mmr?

>>508974092 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sGa0ftdW7s