what are the prospects for an anon to attract an AHGF and what would it reasonable take to do so?

>>508987683 (OP)
I don’t approach women they come to me. Art hoe girl was just as crazy as the rest. Just sort of attached herself to me and since she was fun to fuck I kept her around for a couple years. Grippy socks grippy box and whatnot.

>>508987683 (OP)
become an artist...I get them a lot

>>508987683 (OP)
That's a man btw

>>508987683 (OP)

OP you need $$$ for an art hoe. Do you know how expensive paint is? How assrapey digital drawing pads are? How she will want special $20 colored pencils.

You need money. That’s it.

>>508987683 (OP)
I was assigned one of theses after high school.
>t. GATE survivor

Go to art school? Hang out at artsy places?

>>508988534
same

>>508987683 (OP)
jews are gay

>>508987683 (OP)
be tall, vague, moody, and into even more obscure things than she is. having a fountain of more obscure interests than her to draw upon is very important. alternatively be dumb and black.

>>508988517
No they usually have trust funds, they don't make art but they usually went to a art school and work in the creative field

They like designer fashion and vintage clothing, that's where the money goes. That and the latest TikTok hyped restaurant in town.

>>508987683 (OP)
Be autistic and have patience and expect her to have some undiagnosed mental illness.

>>508987683 (OP)
>memeflag
>question thread
>tranny

>>508988000
>I don’t approach women they come to me.

>>508988709
That’s a trust fund baby. Not an art hoe.

Art hoes will go 100% buttstuff for the hint of a well funded ring. Rich girls don’t want kids and don’t want to settle down. She’d fuck you for a few months but that bird will never land.

>>508988000
>I don’t approach women they come to me.
I don't approach women, and they don't come to me.

>>508988000
grippy socks grippy box is my new motto
thanks chudnon

>>508987683 (OP)
>anon
>attract women
get one of these from pic
ever since i moved to my camper bike pussy flows nonstop

>>508988222
Art hoes love fascist. Not simps

>>508988874
They'll do butt stuff if they love you like any other girl desu

Be not ugly and weird that's all you really have to do imo, if you're ugly at least be tall or have a nice face.

Arthoes always cheat with bbc. Date an alt girl.

I just spent a few months dating an art hoe and although I don't wish her ill, at the end of it, I was forced to conclude she has a shit personality
>parents had money so she could be a "student" for 9 years
>now working part time and complaining about money
>hates alcohol but revealed she's open to drugs
>actively trying to get more money out of me for her bullshit projects supposedly, like a whore
>cold ice queen exterior which didn't break enough and got old fast
>brainless ultra-woke politics, insanely charitable view of niggers and queers, unreasonably negative view towards people with non-retarded political views
She's determined to end up a miserable cat lady and wasn't receptive to my attempts to encourage her to face reality.
Very good looking though, despite some trash tattoos.

>>508988339
You can literally see the penis

>>508989048
Now that is living.

>>508988966
Did you not hear the J. Cole track about this subject?

https://youtu.be/riFtHmVq2EU

>>508989055
the context of that poem is she is ashamed of he heritage because of jewish propaganda to the point she identifies as a jew and maybe her dad fucked her
which is really all art hos, there is usually some weird father kink too
they are the first ones to spout self righteous liberal bullshit but all like to be brutalized in the sack

>>508989678
no i’m not a nigger

>>508989055
seriously i must say if she reads plath it’s never worth it idc how good the sex is

>>508988339
he's cute

>>508989048
heavy as fuck. just pack a tent ffs.

>>508989979
You dont have to be a nigga to be bewildered at ridiculous wordplay. Even hood niggas are clowning on the nigga.

>>508988866

Chris-Chan has a gf, its not that hard, anon.

>>508988339
who is he

>>508987683 (OP)
First two months are fun with lots of sex after that it's just misery

>>508990291
low vibration baboon beats

>>508989048
Trailer Park Muchachos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F9Y-c9m3p4&list=RD1F9Y-c9m3p4&start_radio=1

>>508990388
just image search it. youll find the good stuff real quick like that

>>508989055
I was just telling OP how stupid his question was... if you are not into art why do you want to date a woman who is into art?

>>508987683 (OP)
They suck and they are weird asf

>>508990822
butt cheek status?

>>508987683 (OP)
It would take keeping your mouth shut when she is clearly giving retarded woo woo takes on shit. Its fucking exhausting. Now if you find one that is super impressionable, you can get her to go from Marc Chagall to Adolf Ziegler real fucking quick. Too quick if you're not careful. Like whoa bitch, I agree TKD but I ain't trying to get ass raped in prison OK?

>>508987683 (OP)
they may look nice but you wont find girls more mentally ill than that

>>508990154
how do you pack something that big? or the heavy metal pipes to support it

>>508990749
OP wants an art hoe as an accessory, the same attitude as those art hoes have towards art

that's a dude who fucks niggers

>>508988000
>I don’t approach women they come to me.
Kek this guy gets it, guarantee the other replies are seething whores

>>508989055

>>508989048
I like that bike nigga...gibz me dat

>>508987683 (OP)
work for a gallery or run one or just attent vernissages regularly. i do he first and deal with them all the time. it's not really worth it though. not long term. most are a little off in some compartments and meaningless sex is overrated.