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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Good evening anons
Looking forward to a good night
I know it probably won't happen

TYB. and hello everybody! How was last night? Couldn't watch cause reasons.

>>508994733 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>508994733 (OP)
TYB

>>508994733 (OP)
ty baker. no shows next weekend.

>>508995109
are you sure about that?

>shots fired
>it's just fireworks
How many of these tonight?

>In studio
Sticks and Chief Infowars/Begonias
He had his family in NYC, did a ferry ride to Statue of Liberty and 9/11 memorial
>Update of fleeing Camaro
The Camaro we saw when the cop was putting out stop sticks was not the actual car
Cops saw the license plate, have not yet found the owner
>Motorcycle crash and subsequent tracking
Bike was going 97 MPH, wallet was found at the bike
Drone launched looking for heat signature, no luck
Now trying to get a warrant, driving under suspension (3rd offense) and failure to stop for blue lights (3rd offense, escalates to felony)
>Moore, OK department
First ever pro sport championship parade, Oklahoma Thunder
Sticks was making sure Dan said "pro sport" because the Oklahoma Sooners have had many championships for college sports
>They caught some nog
I didn't get any details
>In February, a truck was shooting roman candles at a Tesla
They got caught, names sounded white, 18 and 19 year old

>>508995269
>They caught some nog
it's the one that ran from a marshal in an airport with cuffs on
he was in a bolo a few months ago

>>508995269
Thank you for the updates

>>508994894
>How was last night
A bunch of retards in Georgia kept driving into 2-foot high water

hello anons. i'm ordering pizza

>>508995442
That's pretty retarded.

>>508995203
tonight is the season finale. season 4 starts july 11.

>>508994894
>How was last night
We think we found Piss Fetish Anon
Some black guy was pulled over and he had synthetic piss and a weed pipe in his car
When asked about it (apparently it's illegal in Tennessee for drug tests) he said it was a sexual fetish of his, which he bought at a gas station
The cops kept the piss and the pipe but let him go

>>508995639
it couldn't be better
me and the family are going for a short vacation next weekend and I doubt they'll have Reelz in the hotel
and watching the show on the phone (and no 4chan on another screen) is not that fun

/opl/ meetup meal here when?

https://pagesix.com/2025/06/28/society/abc-news-chief-legal-analyst-dan-abrams-to-open-new-nyc-restaurant/

>>508995628
should be fine as long as the intake is above the water. if it wasn't the engine would seize immediately

>>508995269
tyfys

Season Finale night it seems! Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

How is everyone tonight. I ate at Arby's for dinner. I've got to start going to better goy slop chains.

>>508996011
it's never enough for people like him. the money that is. they are always into multiple things because being a multimillionaire with 10 jobs is never enough. "Danny's" LMFAO

>>508995269
>He had his family in NYC
I wish they'd follow the NYPD around and show some real shit like you'd see on COPS back in the late 80's and early 90's.
Instead we get 'white on trikes.'

>>508997091
>How is everyone tonight. I ate at Arby's for dinner. I've got to start going to better goy slop chains.
Doing well, Popeye's here. Chicken and fries were awesome. Gave the biscuit to my dog. He was happy,

>>508997091
i thought arby's wasn't too bad. used to eat here a a kid

>>508997294
I think it's mostly a matter of footage versus runtime
For COPS, you've got a week's worth of calls and you need 30 minutes of footage
OPL has to take what they can get in the 3 hours they're live, plus a few pre-recorded clips from the day-ish before

For COPS style stuff, I like to watch Youtube bodycam stuff, again because they can curate it and give context, plus sometimes you get the money shots of dead perps

>>508996071
>should be fine as long as the intake is above the water.
Maybe on some antique car, but water will cuck the electronics on a modern vehicle if the water is high enough to get the floor wet.

This better be good.

If sequential numbers, we open with shootout; if singles, just driving to a scene

>>508997977
there's also the issue of the wake that gets much higher than the actual water level (based on vehicle speed)
tell me you never saw someone accelerating before getting into the puddle
>with enough momentum I can definitely make it to the other side

evening, niggers

>>508998392
evening fine gentleman!

>>508998334
Well, you fucked that up.

It’s too hot for any real crimes. They’re just going to bust pot smokers to meet their quotas.

Cut away from armed niggers for a speeder.

Did they ever find the guy that wrecked his motorcycle last night in Richland County?

>we'll never catch this guy
now that's how you start a chase

I should get a crimecycle.

>>508998514
>It’s too hot for any real crimes.
Hot weather is when the "real" crimes happen: https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/norfolk/npd-man-dies-after-shooting-on-fife-street-in-norfolk/

What we eating and drinking tonight /OPL/
Really been snacking all day. If I get hungry got some left over garden pizza I might get into.

>>508998569
>Did they ever find the guy that wrecked his motorcycle last night in Richland County?
No, but they have his ID because he left his wallet at the scene of the crash
They're working on getting an arrest warrant for 3rd offense driving under suspension and 3rd offense refusing to stop

>>508998574
Kek. He's right but that's still probably not the best attitude to have

>>508995269
>>508998569
he went to the effort to write this update and you didn't even read it

>not chasing because its dangerous to the guy driving dangerous and putting everyone else around him in danger
they are such pansies

>>508998466
>Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure
Don’t try to imitate me anon I’ve been using that as my calling card instead of trip fagging since /livepd/…

>>508998634
Thanks for the update

>>508998626
I had a protein shake and hoping to avoid any snacks. I’m trying to get hard

>>508998618
Nigger funerals are one of the most dangerous places to go.

>>508998659
I was only replying to this >>508998392
fine gentleman
I'll leave the general greeting to you

>>508998659
My butt itches.

>>508998659
Where’s that asshole that used to make boiled hot dogs and saltines nachos?

europoors wouldn't understand

>keeping one in the chamber while loose in a backpack
Retard

>>508994733 (OP)
Sausage fest tonight

>>508998882
5.56
>>508998930
7.62

Come on guys, be consistent!
If you're in a firefight, you can't be wondering which magazine is gonna fit your gun

I fell asleep last night at like 11 after what seemed like the fifth vehicle drove into knee deep water and locked up. Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?

Gang niggers?

Dan is a fierce gun control advocate - unless it belongs to a diverse gentleman

>>508999011
no, just
>young men
according to Sticks

dan keeps tom around because he laughs at his jokes.

>>508999053

>listening to Dan

Well, what's it gonna be OPL?

>>508998781
Good evening to you as well good sir! I’ve just been using that tag line with the accompanying dapper Pepe for a very long time. I actually learned that line from a death row inmate who wrote a letter to the town paper in my state where he was convicted of murdering people and he thanked the, and told the, while he is permanently on death row that he was now “living the live of a gentleman of leisure while on death row” for murdering his girlfriend and her family and he was able to watch tv and play video games all day while being on death row.
>>508998811
Checked and based itchy butt poster
>>508998849
Idk but I remember the gondola mom who was making quality gondolas and some leaf fell in love with her and eventually posted her nudes that were 1/10… Also ham man and mike living in motels.

who will waste this?
>>508999999

>>508999132

I don’t eat meat. Can I pick veggie tacos?

>Dual wielding AKs
>Hemorrhoid cream

>herbal supplements
you know it's roids

Hmm the face is decent, I guess

>>508999132

wings are nigger food, i wouldn't miss those one bit

>>508999132
I've never eaten a taco so I'll go with that, can't miss what I've never had

>>508999180
Vax status?

>>508999213
Maybe

>>508999220
I'd give up wings too.

>>508999220
Whites never used to eat those things. Maybe scrape the meat off and feed it to the dog or something.

Who’s going to save her?

>>508999089
>>508999099
Probably already on the list
But today we added "Water boys"

>>508999344
Southern belle

what is this body type

>>508999344
It’s impossible to save lesbians

>>508999402
>what is this body type
Refridgerator

>>508999402
Diaper

>>508999402
carpet munchers

>>508999402
slampig

>>508999379
Looks like she’s being held against her will by a stud (dyke) that you’ll have to fight

>>508999402
I noticed her arms were hairy, looked like a dyke couple

>>508999454
>looked like a dyke couple
Yeah I think so too

>>508999402
Missouri clam fish

I did door to door sales
It's fucking retarded and the worst bullshit ever
They drop you off and you're on your own.
Knocking on stranger's doors, dogs, the most disturbing part was when they said yes and you go into their house.
I had one moment where I knocked and the door opened a bit and no one answered.
I got the fuck out of there.
Only junkies and down on their luck assholes like me would do that shit.

the fuck is with all the OPL posts so early in my fugue state?

>>508999402

Ample

>>508999484
>the best she could pull was DJ Qualls poontang

>>508999545
Did you make any money? I remember they used to sell magazine subscriptions and the merchants always had a sob story.

>>508999545
No lonely MILFs?

>>508999545
Door to door sales died in the 70’s, it was in its prime in the 50-60’s anon. After crack epidemic and socioeconomic conditions people have been ready to kill rando’s approaching their homes and knocking on the doors.

>>508999144
Checked. I actually bought a Gondola from Gondolamom back them.

>>508999402
Imagine getting impaled by your own monogram screen door the next time the weekly EF-5 comes through

Dan was awfully defensive there

on patrol previous

>>508999545
>>508999727
Also were you one of the people driving around trying to sell discounted meat?

>>508999756
>Dan was awfully defensive there
And there's no banter between the hosts
I wonder if Curtis is the glue that keeps the show together

>>508999756

>So what if I want to seek donations for Kars-4-Kids?

>>508999545
The fuckers that come around here trying to sell alarm systems are aggressive. I never answer the door for them, but they have a knack for catching me when I'm outside. I usually just tell them "no" before they even give their pitch, which they'll ignore until I tell them to leave before I call the police. My stupid fucking neighbor signed up for their bullshit. If everyone just told them to fuck off, the profession would die, but the suckers ruin it for everyone.

>>508999788
What kind of person buys door-to-door meat?

>>508999167
Probably you.

>>508999545
>>508999727
I get very alarmed when someone knocks on my door when there isnt a car in my driveway.

>>508999945
Someone willing to risk being an accessory to save a few shekels

>>508999945
I have no clue, but they drove around with refrigerated trucks packed full of meat trying to wholesale steaks, chicken and hamburger

>>508999699
Hell nah
It was for ADT security systems
Commissions only, the person driving you around took half, ADT also took a cut.
They would drop us in the ghetto where they can't afford it or middle class areas here they already had systems or did think it was necessary.
Gave all the good leads to one guy some chink who cherry picked where he went and who he talked to.
At the time I just need proof I have employment until I found something better but I'll never stoop that low again.
>>508999909
Right most people did not answer or just told me no thanks. I had the cops called on me because we were out after hurricane and there were other people robbing houses under the guise of being cable reps. And those ADT systems fucking sucked they could be hacked too.

>coal burner driving
>coal on the passenger seat

>>508999945
>>509000090
I would never
I always wondered where the fuck they got that meat. When I was a kid in the 90s they were everywhere.

Tonight: 2 BM traffic stops, 2 illegal weapons found, 2 illegal narcotic stashes found

Every fucking time

>>509000128
My old ADT system that was deactivated would call 911 everytime it rained and police would come to my house. After about the seventh time i unplugged it.

>>509000025
As you should becuase nowadays it’s almost always someone trying to see if someone is home. I had some faggot knock on my back door away from the street a year ago asking if a car was for sale in my backyard and before I answered the door I cocked an AK right next to the door so he could hear it right before I cracked the door open to talk to him.

>Waffle House
Can't get better than that

>>509000193
Some of them are just selling very low quality meat. Dollar Tree was selling "ribeye steaks" for $1 just a few years ago. A sucker is born every day.

Can someone post the bingo card links? Haven’t tuned in in many months

>>509000285
Damn, I might have to go to Waffle House tomorrow.

>>509000262
And I did this a few years back before Covid.
I can't imagine rolling up to someone's house now a days.
People are blowing fucking Ubereats people away nevermind some faggot trying to sell you some shit you don't want.

>>509000394
Someone in another thread said that most weed off the street has fent now. Is that true?

>>509000290
I go to Dollar Tree for cards, wraping paper, tape etc a couple times a year. Its so depressing seeing people buy food there.

>>508999484
>Ayo ya'll lesbos finna cop sum meat from my truck?
>N-n-no thank you

>>509000394
>There's no THC in it, it's just hemp
Dude got fucking SCAMMED
He's gonna go shoot his dealer

His weed was so low quality it wasn't illegal

there was no thc in his weed

>>509000390
Bingo cards haven’t been a thing in a long time since Dan cucked the show but someone posted one last night

Dan's a defense attorney - unless you're White

>dude got ripped off and sold hemp without thc
Kek

>>509000480
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>drawing looks better than the picture
such is life

>>509000466
I think some of the food items are actually a bargain. I bought some peanut butter there to set some mousetraps at work. It was cheap and looked and smelled fine. I would not buy a steak there though.

>>509000518
YO THIS NIGGA OVER HERE SMOKIN ROPE

>>509000390
http://oplivebingo.com/

>>509000518
It's probably some chinese shit sprayed down with dangerous synthetic THC analogs that don't set off the field test.

>>509000465
absolutely! the officer should have tested it for fent.

>>509000480
Pretty good, draw-anon

>>509000466
Hey man those off cheap chocolate covered gramcracker cookies are fucking good.
Like snacks and stuff is fine most of the time. But a steak nah.

>>509000575
Probably nothing but pure gristle and the other parts they couldn’t ethically feed to dogs

>>509000480
You made the one in the back look better

>>509000657
I’m glad we had somewhat trustworthy dealers back in my day. Today even basic shit like weed is risky

>>509000262
I think it was Michigan last year guys knocked on the door of this elderly couple dressed as utility workers asking to check their circuit breaker. Murdered them and robbed them after they were let inside. It still happens.

>>509000480
lmao

>>509000741
Well back then the shit didn't come from China right?

I'm looking at a local ad
There are people willing to pay money to break shit like a retard having a tantrum
Wild

>>509000794
Early 2000s probably not

>>509000756
these gems?

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/12/18/fake-dte-workers-accused-of-killing-rochester-hills-man-bound-over-for-trial-what-we-know/

>I’m from California

Fucking arrest her

let you go by the juicy crap, nasty ass nigger

i can't wait for deputy munro from knox county to be featured

he shoots first and asks questions never
and also 5'5"

arrest her fat ass

>>509000466
>Its so depressing seeing people buy food there
Maybe they're just doing it for Youtube reviews

>I'm trying to find a safe place
When they enacted that rule it gave retards and niggers too much room for tomfoolery

>>509000741
Yeah fent has ruined everything. 20 years ago you were actually able to buy the drugs you wanted and paid accordingly to the purity and actually getting the drug you paid for. Now there’s no way I would buy any drugs.

She's so full of shit, lol

Imagine the billions in wasted resources dealing with the time wasting on top of the crime

>I'm from California
>Ma'am, where are your pants?

>>509000928
>TheWolfPit
Jesus CHRIST I'm 25 and I haven't seen that boomer in YEARS. Is he still uploading?

>>509000888
Yes. Those people are evil.

>>509000935
>Ya safe-tee?
Is that a nation wide law or just California?

>smoked before driving
Can't he arrest her for DUI?

>>509001025

>well, see, I’m from California. And in California, where I’m from, we don’t wear pantsis

>>509000923
whats wrong with being 5'5?

>>509000937
>Yeah fent has ruined everything.
I beg to differ. It brought of George Droyd.

This cop is a faggot. The passenger doesn't have to show ID + tag light stop.

I can tell from right across the world based on their accent and attitude that these fine ladies are melatonin-enhanced even if they don't want to be on TV.

>>509001111
yes

>>509001092
I believe it's national wide but you have to stop in a reasonable time.
Like the cops said she went past multiple stores and gas stations.

>>509001025
We live in parallel societies that are not compatible

>SUSPEK

Poetry. The crime and the disinterest in education in one. Chef's kiss

>>509001111
Nice quads checked, yes she fucked up saying she smoked just before she drives. Never do that becuase she will get hit with a dui instead of a DWI, she should’ve said she smoked 8 hours ago

>>509001059
Yup, uploads 3-4 a week, including today, and is almost at 1 million subscribers

He's had some health problems and I think some marriage trouble as well, and back in January crypto scammers hacked his account
But he's still around, and pushes the Carnivore diet pretty hard because it's helped him lose a lot of weight

>>509001186
But they never, ever do. A court admissible portable THC breath test can't come soon enough.

>>509001261
i think some areas already have them but i dunno if they're used in court

this guy has had the same shitstain on his windshield all weekend

>>509001125
if you ever interacted with him you'd know he has a complex. i genuinely like the guy though, he's funny. the ice machine at my pilot (now casey's) ran out of ice and he asked me if i wanted him to shoot it. i said no balls, and he ran away like he just threw a grenade.

>>509001130
possibly, but be belligerent, argue with cop, get treated like nigger
or be civilized hand over license, nothing to hide, warning, on your way
pick one

Is this cop an Irish Mexican?

Did this guy just pull a piece of his tooth out?

saved by the dog

>>509001491
Dentures

WHOS A GOODBOI

>>509001491
He has dentures. A crack addiction will make you lose your teeth in a hurry

>>509001526
yes, would, happy?

Saved by the dog! Now, that's a first.

>>509001526
She's cute, minus the tattoos

That doggo is old and they could tell because his whole face was white :’(

The studio commentary on this show is so bad consistently. They could tell stories, provide inside info, comment on tactics. They're all so boring and unfunny.

>>509001526
i hope she has thick armpit stubble

Started an hour late....... How we doing tonight boys????????

>>508994733 (OP)
hey, the 4chan threads are fun and all but they don't help us

Hate they said when Hazen is coming back?

>>509001703
Why? You trying to surrender to somebody again?

>>509001703
this is an american thread snail

>>509001636
Dan doesn't let them because he'd rather show previously on segments

>>509001763
No clue captain has been out since he got in that wreck

>>509001763
99% sure they are announcing that later tonight

i hope the car runs

>>509001526

We could go to clearance sales at hot topic together :)

>silver nissan
guess the melanin content

its a nissan so it'll be blacks with drugs and probably guns

daytona is gonna kill someone with these lights out pursuits.

Does this cop even have his lights on while speeding through traffic?

What model is this cop's vehicle? Sounds like high RPMs but not much power

One thing that this show and /pol/ chase threads has taught me - cops let the perp get away all the damn time
But this guy's tire is shredded, so he's fucked

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>509002018
I’m not sure why unmarked cars would join a pursuit

>>509002060
ford explorer
most likely the 3.3 V6

>>509002124
>ford explorer
anon....

>>509002060
m60 patton

As I said, we have parallel societies now. The other one has no interest in following the rules of ours.

>>509002060
That’s why you never buy a used police vehicle because even tho they’re cheaper and have better suspensions with beefier engines they get get pushed to the max almost everyday of the week.

>>509002060

It sounds like it needs different shift points

>He's fled from us multiple times
>I don't know how he's out of prison
I know why, and so do you

cop is PIIIIIIIIIIISSED at the DAs, parole boards
and judges

Maycon laying down the law and order of things

>>509002201
everyone deserves a 17th chance

>>509002060

Ford Police Interceptor which is an Explorer underneath. Most departments cheap out and order it with the garbage 3.3L NA V6. Already a weak motor and then they put it a heavy SUV with 2,000 pounds of upfitting shit. They do have a "pursuit mode" which holds gears longer and revs it out more, but it's still only like 300hp in a 6000 pound SUV.

>>509002188

Yes, cops beat the absolute shit out of their cars. It’d be one thing if they were well maintained but, well, guess what

I

>>509002154
what?

>>509002272
So my assessment was correct? I'm not a car guy.

Was in a statie car once after a breakdown and it was fast

>>509002201

I liked his appeal to the magistrates as he faced the camera

>>509002060

Some of the cops in that stop have the Chevy Tahoe PPV which has a small block V8 but also weighed down by upfitting equipment.

That was the best incident we got in a while, too bad it was so short

>>509002276
Yep when it’s the tax payers footing the bill they spare no expense or unless absolutely required maintenance

>you're not going to get away
Unless you're on a motorcycle.

>>509002353
and crippled by self deleting lifters

>>509002324

The engines are fine… for stock. But as has been said, when you task the engine with moving around three tons it quickly becomes overmatched

>>509002450
i see

>>509002188
I drive a used police vehicle at work
the thing is beat to hell but has a gigantic gas tank so I never have to fill it up

Is he drunk?

Driving on a donut.

>>509002353
Funny thing is sheriff departments who have more leeway than police departments often buy the sheriff the most modded up vehicles they can buy with your tax dollars like sheriff’s buying themselves Callaway edition SUV’s that can out run sports cars for $300k of course

>>509001526
>Body cameras are the labels of our memories
>Ahem, I said 'Body cameras are the-'
>We heard you officer Fukka

that's embarrassing. they should train to block better

I never would've predicted the type of driver. Really surprising.

No name of driver?

>>509002570
i *really* hope she has thick armpit stubble

>>509002631
why are you racist?

>>509002485

Hammered. That’s why he didn’t stand for the triple play

>>509002631
His name is TyQueerius Biggums

>>509002631

We don’t tolerate speech like that here. Get on the right side of history.

>>509002665
I'm not hence the surprise

>>509002610
Glad you caught the reference anon

>>509002570
Nice alteration of the tattoo

N

>>509002304
it's an FPIU, show some respect

What year was that black Mazda, I have a cousin who I need to help pick out his first used car and I think that was a advertisement for it lol

>>509002753
I

Dan you schlock merchant if you care so much about the injured cop just tell us now, don't use his misfortune as a teaser you twat

That’s what happens when you cheap out on tires. Stupid niggers.

>>509002797
think they said 2022. prolly a turbo awd

>>509002814
...CE people in this thread

>>509002737
Thanks. I don't like tattoos, especially when it's on women. I've never seen a girl without a tattoo and wished that she had one.

Dan should change the shows name to on patrol: Florida. Vegas was a bust and he dropped Toledo for it. Richland county gets a cameo appearance once in a while now

>>509002881
He was driving on a donut.

I assume the cop they’re updating on is the big dude that took the brick in the head?

>>509002861
fuck dan, i'm here to scoop him

>>509002570
Drawing is WAY off.

>>509002940
Yeah like 82% of these brain dead morons.

So many shenanigans with niggers during the first hour. Time for white trash non-stop for the next two hours.

swanger must have had brain swelling, maybe induced coma, but the perp still couldn't heem him

>>509002911
Have we crowned her as the Queen of OP:L?

>>509003028
I always buy Goodyear. Never had a problem.

>>509002964
Jesus man he got fucked up. Must have broken his skull.

There is no way Long John Silvers is selling fish caught in Alaska.

>>509003099
the queen will always be zendejas

>>509003099
For me it's Serenity Smith, but here's a webm of the tattoo cherry girl
>>509003122
Nice doodle friend. I see you also skipped out on the chest rig gizmos. I hate drawing that stuff too.

>Do you have an ID on you?
No I don't, I'm on my way to...
>So you have no ID card?
No, I don't drive

Step out of the car, ma'am

>>509003102
It’s always best to eyeball tires weakly when checking oil and eyeballing under hood shit. Don’t skimp on maintenance.

she's HAMMERED

>>509002964
nice work

Oh man. This is gonna be good.

this bitch is insane

>>509003345
>>509003346
Disgusting mudshark

>Do you have a warrant?
Not from here!

Holy shit my sides

>>509003278
Where's the fucking british chick from knox county? I would let her handcuff and brutally rape me

new bread >>509003400
>>509003400

What the fuck Dan, that was getting good.

>>509003406

She’s working on her act for the talent portion of Miss America

>>509003346
Her poor dad

>>509003367
They all are Youngblood.

>>509003406
>OI!
>YOU GOT A LIOCENSE FOR THAT RAPE REQUEST?

>>509002885
thanks anon
>>509003346
Is DJ barbie preggers?

>>509003713
>Is DJ barbie preggers?
I hope not, because she's acting like she's hammered on something, and that can't be good for the kids

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?