>>509006738In the late 1700s and early 1800s, many sailing ships began carrying large amounts of lemons and other citrus fruits. Mainstream science wants you to believe that this was to combat scurvy. But us critical thinkers know that they were actually harnessing the secret power of lemons in order to communicate with our ancient alien ancestors who told them the secrets of the power plant pyramids, secrets that were sadly lost inside the Bermuda Triangle when the evil Illuminati Giant Pirates of the Underwater Caribbean Mountains sank their ships, stole all their lemons and founded Del Monte to sell fruit juice and hide this sacred knowledge.
When I was 13, I used a lemon to power a lightbulb for a science project. The government sent agents from Del Monte to shut me down.