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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE
>Bingo http://oplivebingo.com/

blondes are so fucking retarded. Stupid trashy junkies & coal burners

Probably drunk?

Niggers
Are
Not
People

#yidsrapekids

>>509003455
>blondes are so fucking retarded. Stupid trashy junkies & coal burners
nope blondes are great

>>509003494
he's got an "equillibrium problem"

What does OPL think of my new used car?

Drunk hours

>>509003550
you paid too much

He has a problem that made him drive into the ditch? Why does he still have a drivers license?

He's gay not her BF

>>509003550
Looks nice

>>509003550
zoo zoo

>>509003590
AARP is too powerful

Is she pregnant?

>In the state of Colorado, the term DWAI (Driving While Ability Impaired) refers to a specific offense under Denver DUI laws. It means that you have been caught operating an automobile when your BAC (blood alcohol content) is greater than 0.05% but under 0.08%.
kek

>>509003682
Looks like she's just fat

>>509003593
Another clue is that there's no way a woman dating that guy would have a good relationship with her dad

Is everyone in this country fat?

>>509003701
Holy shit Colorado is gayyy.

>>509003701
So bullshit?

great work cameraman

>>509003732
Yes

>>509003732
almost seems like it

>>509003701

Woah I thought she was just drunkenly mixing up her acronyms

>>509003732
look at the dog!

>>509003701
What bullshit
If you want to change DUI to be 0.05, just fucking change it

>>509003701
>Driving While Ability Impaired
Sounds like a sexist law because almost all women land under that

>>509003732
>Is everyone in this country fat?
no

>>509003768
>>509003757
TOPKEK

>>509003732
>Is everyone in this country fat?
Not everybody

>>509003732
I think their obesity rate is over 40%

>>509003794
it's to compensate for people being high on drugs since the driver has to be demonstrably impaired while still testing below the .08 BAC

>>509003732
No

>>509003701
Yet Colorado will let you drive high as a kite

>>509003757
the producers got trigger happy

>>509003757
>>509003768
>We found crack on him
>>509003732
Yes

>>509003485
>>OI!
>YOU GOT A LIOCENSE FOR THAT RAPE REQUEST?

you gotta licscense to get blown up by achmed?

>>509003701
Suprised it doesn't refer to driving while stoned

could dan be any fucking more dramatic?

>>509003757
>>509003768

https://youtu.be/PwbN7d8O89s

Somebody hit a cop with a brick?

So the dude got hit in the head, was able to walk on his own two feet before getting induced to coma? wew bmf

>>509003675
>ayo dawg ah finna be just like yo black ass n sheeit ya feel?
I'm convinced being a wigger is required as part of the screening/hiring process.

>>509004010
Yeah last weekend. He was hiding in a wooded area and it was really dark. He kept taunting them to come get him because he had something for them.

>>509004042
They may have put him in a coma to reduce brain swelling.

>>509004010
yes he got fuckin rocked and had to be dragged out of the woods

>>509004042
brain takes a awhile to swell

>>509004010
Yeah two weeks ago. He was acting a bit cocky looking with his AR-15 but later got bonked with a Free Palestine rock.

>>509004170
>>509004189
>t.

she looks like she stinks

>I decline to be a part of a documentary
Too bad, you're in public and this falls under news reporting

dan hates epileptics

I swear, why can't we just hang out at an incident? Why is Dan so trigger happy in going to a segment?

>>509004389
Also diabetics, he wants to inject them with Mars Bars.

straight to prison

>ghetto lottery
but no insurance
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Holy shit

>>509004554
>>509004589
wtf

another lower than dui dui charge

>>509004580
>>509004589
ouch

That’s a nigger knocker

are cops immune to bright lights

what are they even doing with this lady still

>>509004554
>Uh, actually, that's a flip flop

>>509004745
It fucking bothers my eyes through the tv on max energy saving mode.

>That's not mine, maybe somebody at the beach threw that in my bag
>I'm from Chicago, we don't deal with Fentanyl, it's like, against our belief system
She's a woman and she's THIS bad at lying?

>>509004800

That’s what Brandon Johnson has been telling y’all! But, of course, you listen to a white lady!

>>509004861
Holy shit that nigger mayor is a joke.

>>509004554
wow
>>509004761
austism

>>509004800
>people from Chicago don’t kill others

>>509004846

I think this is a potent mix of arrogance, intoxication, and severe stupidity.

>slept in a missed most of the show
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Only an hour left, huh?

Josh Allen annoys me.

I hope this brain-damaged druggie cunt ODs and drives off a cliff so badly

>>509004933
While doing mdma

>>509004861
6% approval rating

>>509004524
i wondered why clayton county sheriffs are all black

>near atlanta

>>509004844
>he doesn't know the difference between a flip-flop and a slide

>>509004846
I'm just staring at her gut the entire time

>>509005032
>Shit, I've been found out
Uh,uh, I'm not from here and in Chicago we actually call them flip-flops so...

>>509005018
super ausism

>>509005158
how many junkies are going to carry dogs around now

>>509004996

>We, like, cliffs are, they’re not like, cliffs aren’t like dangerous where I’m from. I’m from Chicago.

>>509004745
the camera fags are
i also hate how the camera fags zoom in on a bumpy road at 100 miles an hour

Any one else’s penis burn when urinating?

>>509005197
how many junkies do you think are aware this show exists and are smart enough to look for and remember protips like heckin doggerino?
>junkies usually have dogs anyway

>>509005348
thinking junkies watch TV
stupid nonce

>>509004846
>>509005055
That better be a beer belly because she honestly looks 2 months pregnant

>>509005348
lots of the ones they encounter on opl watch opl

>>509005486
in chicago everyone has a belly

I can see why they put Officer DeepSpace on the night shift. Natural camouflage. Highly effective.

officer infowars has applied for a gator hunting permit, hopes to bag his first gator, and he believes he can cook a catfish better than any local restaurant

this show is so much better with sticks

Great audio mixing there, OPL

>>509005625
long toe ladies

>>509005368
chadausim

>>509005268

If I’ve had a pair of underwear on for a long time and have sweat considerably in them then yes.

My dad just called me a fucking faggot because i turned the radio station and left it on a Britney Spears song. Wut do?

>>509005604
one of the local restaurants they've showcased in Hazen is a barn with a big fryer in one corner so I believe him

>>509005814
Just come to terms you're a faggot

>>509005814

Takes one to know one, Dad!

>>509005625
He's 1000x better than that total retard Curtis "OrkenSawyerHour" Wilson. But I still don't like him. He just oozes arrogance & elitism.

>>509005813
This maybe my problem too.

>>509005924

If you had Lana Del Rey write a song about you, you’d be an arrogant elitism too.

>>509005814
You know what you must do, faggot

>Mylanta, works on Heartburn
Just use Bi-Carb Soda in Water. It'll fix you up instantly.

>>509006002
What song was that?

>>509006066
i put the vanilla mylanta in my coffee in the morning

>>509006049
I’d party with that crazy bitch 100%

>>509005814
faggot

officer floppy hair

>>509005268
As a kid my penis used to burn sometimes after urinating. I would dip my penis in a small cup of Listerine and burn the burn away. Worked every time.Dxnpy

>>509005814
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

>>509005924
bruh he's 6-4 and good looking as hell and he boned lana del rey. he's not arrogant you are just insecure

>Gigantic Drink in hand
Did she chase him with her drink in hand???

Do YOU leave an odor pool while you move through the world?

What riveting content

>>509006049
she loves walking around nude
so fucking hot

dan's gonna waste the final 45 minutes on the cops standing around looking for some dude.

>>509006094

Summertime Sticks.

Actually, i don’t think she wrote anything about him. She implicitly dissed him at a concert but that’s it.

>>509006002
Nope.

I would put my penis inside this trashy woman
With several dozen layers of protection

people from chicago don't cry, bitch

>>509006066
Meant to post this one
FINISH HIM, FAGGOT!

>>509006355
You can still get HPV and herpes with protection.

>>509006159
kek

>>509006307
She was pulled over like an hour ago, right?

>>509006307

I seriously doubt this woman is a dj but, if she is, does anyone think they can track down her sets?

>>509006355
We never got a look of her ass

>>509006283
Brain parasites make you do "eccentric" things.
Enjoy sticking your dick in crazy, anon. Hot or not. I've learned this lesson the hard way enough times. No pussy is worth it.

>>509006431
her name was alyssa

>>509006416
haha what now mother fucker

>>509006431
Well, it shouldn't be hard tracking down what plaza she's performing in right now.

>>509006382
And then I quoted the wrong comment.. I'm fucking retarded

>>509006469

Is that you posting or the spirochete in your brain?

>>509006423
yeah

>>509006536
we all are anon
otherwise we wouldn't waste our time here, now doing this

>>509006516
Looks like your country during Covid? Were you allowed outside the camps with those suits?

dan and his "big programming notes"

>>509006617
Dunno. I live innawoods. Never got jabbed, never got the coof, never saw any camps

>>509006283
i would smack that butt until it was blood red

>>509006671
>what Curtis' cock sees right before it's sucked

1) They're off next weekend
2) Hazen is back starting July 11
3) Sticks is back permanently, replacing Curtis

>>509006608
The real retards were the frens we made along the way

>>509006536
>I'm fucking retarded
true

>>509006671
hes been milking this update shit all night

>>509006431
>They let Dj Barbie from Chicago free
Do you think she's any good? I'd like to hear her music.

>>509006355
you would be safer walking butt ass naked into chernobyl and sitting your bare ass on the elephant's foot than sticking your micropenis in the below-the-basement britney spears

>>509006724
he said a couple, and i don't mind your timeline, but i'd rather see rizzo go.

>>509006795
>DJ
>her music
anon ...

>>509006795
Its probably Kesha lite

>>509006684
Based Roo. Im in Florida and same. We are brothers.

>>509006724
>3) Sticks is back permanently, replacing Curtis
Curtis got tired of Dan making fun of him

>>509006856

WAKE UP IN THE JAIL FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY

>>509006904
GRAB MY ANKLE MONTIOR IM OUT DA CELL IM GONNA HIT SOME CRACKII

i don't appreciate officer shaniqua and all this code switching

>>509006837
One would be more fun than the other.

>>509006795
you now remember rebecca black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkcyXB08BBE

>>509006977
NIGGA MARIO GET ARRSET BY A WHITE GIGA CHAD

D

>>509006795
>artists are autists
>trannies are autists
>drawfag makes hot blonde chicks look like total troons

>>509007067
Dos cocaínas

>>509007066
her music is really good unironically

>>509007086
>hot blonde chicks
Dude, that bitch looked like a dog

>>509007070
BEFORE I LEAVE BRUSH MY TEETH WITH SOME METH RESIDUE

>spics are drunks & coke heads
I'm utterly shocked, I tell you

>>509006977

BEFORE I LEAVE PACK MY BOX WITH A BAG FULL OF CRACK

>>509007086
I wouldn't exactly say she's hot. She's overweight and very obviously trashy as fuck. I've fucked worse. But yeah, not great.

That little POs is coca? Hahaha what a faggot!

Serenity!!!!!!!!!

>>509006724
>Hazen is back starting July 11
Correct
>Serenity Smith in the studio
You did not get that one

>>509007179
I did 8 ball sized shit. That little bitty shit is hilarious.

so hazen is back and serenity is replacing curtis in the studio

Hell yea it's a Serenity Smith supercut.
Oh shit! She's gonna be on the show!
>>509007066
Way better than I thought it'd be.
I uh, really like how she jumps up and down to the beat. <3
>>509007086
My heart belongs to Serenity

>Great news, goyim! We're gonna have an uppity niggress with a ghetto attitude in studio!
Looks like I won't be watching that weekend.

>>509007316
all those studio lights won't be very kind to her

>>509007316
You'll watch it and you'll niggerpost with the rest of us non-simps.

>>509007263
>serenity is replacing curtis
Yeah, I wondered about why they announced 2 guests in the studio

These Progressive commercials are peak Reddit

>>509007426
>peak cancer

>>509007426
I like Jamie but I don't like how much they've shifted the focus to the sarcastic vocal fry girl

that didn't seem like a lot of cocaine.

What a poor fag lol

does oklahoma have good cocaine

Embarrassing

>>509007531
>that didn't seem like a lot of cocaine.
Seriously
How much time and effort is spent on what amounts to basically nothing?

>>509007614
I’d laff at that faggot. Holyshit

did he say cyber citizens

>Yea he's got meth mouth
>i KnOw!
Other cop says:
>that's not a good dental plan
It gets a little boring when every interaction is just hassling low level drug users in a gas station.

>>509007676
>did he say cyber citizens
Yo, this is ZERO COOL!

>>509007129
>>509007149
NIGHT DARK AND GLOW EVERYWHERE

Funny thing is Knoxville is full of niggers and they’re only taking out white people on the outskirts

why does half of florida look like a junkyard?

>>509007779
t. Lived in Knoxville

>>509007745
Hackers movie from the 90’s….

>>509007779
it's not knoxville pd

>>509007806
Nothing to be proud of anon.

>>509006469
you're a virgin lol

dan is about to blast us with commercials, so i'd like to wish everyone a happy 4th of july, and i hope you all show up in 2 weeks with your life and all your limbs intact

>>509007892
Knoxville county that would include strawberry plains and Clinton faggot

>>509006724
>3) Sticks is back permanently, replacing Curtis
PLS PLS PLS be true

>>509007986
>Clinton
Wat

>>509007952
Never said it was but I know where niggers infest themselves throughout the south east

>>508999127

Whoa don’t stick your face in there. ohmygawd!

>>509007952
>Nooo, please believe me!
Kys 19 year old faggot

>>509006851
i used to hate him but he's OK
curtis is just DEI milquetoast

>care-o-teen coe-lore
Fucking hate this spic beaner bitch

>>509007986
clinton is another department as they've shown on here multiple times including the fat guy in the standoff last week

>>509008072
Clinton is the offshoot of Knoxville to the point they only have a Walmart and don’t even sell Newports outside of the interstate

>>509008182
k gotcha

>>509008182
W-What's wrong with smoking Newports?

>>509007273
i look forward to it. my brother hates her but i love her because she is a quintessential queen

>>509008279
>WEE IN DA VEE HICKLE

Lot of niggers being shown tonight.

>>509007743
god i love the weave :)

>>509008251
Kek, she deserves that knock out

>>509007804
Because half of Florida is a junkyard?

>>509008327
season finale

>>509008167
Yes I know Clinton very well, that’s where my old girlfriend grandmother lived… strawberry pains was where the dmv was and I remember walking the mall in Knoxville regularly and hated how Tennessee had the wine and liquor stores shutting down at 7pm…. Petro’s where they sold you corn chips with toppings was the best thing in Knoxville

>>509003400 (OP)
>Not calling it On Pawtroll
Fucking amature.

>ayo aight jeuh wusyo naym?
>have to be a bigger to be a cop in America
it's so bad

>>509007745

Hack the planet!

>>509008426
sorry

"No License" c'mon

>>509008285
i love her so much
her uniform says I HUGHES
i looked it up. her first name is.... Iletta. That's some country ass shit right there.
Bryce > Addy Perez

>>509008449
>Hack the planet!
I was very upset when I started studying CS at college and the server room did not look like this

>>509008167

>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
is the water helping?
>NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>509008376
I remember the 1980 Worlds Fair and the Steelers vs Patriots NFL pre season.

>>509008333
trips!

JULY 11TH, SEAN PATROL LIVE WILL BE IN STUDIO EATING PASTRAMI SANDWICHES AND DIET MT DEW AND CHOCOLATE CAKE
>you heard it here first

>>509008251
>>509008333
I want to touch her hair bros <3

>>509008630
kino

Link?

Officer Coronary still alive for now

>>509008584

You don’t like looking at miles of cat5 while breathing ozone and being deafened by a loud drone?

tonight went quick

>>509008251
>DAS A FEMALE
I just know it was said
I can hear it

>>509007426
Their ostensible theme is: okay Boomer. Their real theme: Whites bad.

>>509005814
Based dad on fruit patrol

You uh, gonna thank Sticks for being there Daniel?

Well, happy 4th everyone. Be safe, have fun, and fuck Great Britain forever!

>>509008611
checked well then you remember Knoxville and the mouse’s ear

I'm glad that cops is leaving his weird accent irked me

Nigger

>>509008723
>miles of cat5 while breathing ozone and being deafened by a loud drone
All while wearing a winter coat!

>>509008813
>fuck Great Britain forever
why?

Maycon did his time and is moving up north to live among white people in Massachusetts

>>509008573
Gay. She looks like Taylor Swift in about 20 years.

>>509008333
despicable

>>509008816
Nope. Doesn’t ring a bell.

>>509008881
>tries to explain why but britposter hiding behind a vpn gets stabbed by acmed

>>509008900
Mouse’s ear west, nothing but the best…. Strip club faggot

>>509008900
What about the murderboo?

>>509008983
>Strip club faggot
Google “Sundowner” in Niagara Canada. We rode our bikes up there in 2015. Fucking lesbian sex on 80 tables.

>>509008251
lol he needs to snap his punch more and he would've knocked her out cold, instead of pushing her head hard