Thread 509005738

This is all women want
>not an autist
>doesn't watch porn
>can defend himself
>bathes regularly (I have to be able to smell the soap)
>doesn't live with his parents
You should have no trouble getting a gf if you can check all these off

>>509005738 (OP)
I hate kikes and street shitters

>>509005738 (OP)
Idc. Women mean very little to me

>>509005738 (OP)
That’s a long list

>>509005738 (OP)
>Femanon here
Tits or GTFO, you larping retarded jeet

>>509005738 (OP)
>one less "street performer"

Based Penny. I said he'd walk and nobody believed me

>>509005738 (OP)
oh no all the houses are unaffordable i guess im dying alone oh well it was a good run

>>509005738 (OP)
No one thinks youre a woman, faggot.
Well maybe that one imbecile but, in general, no one with a brain

>>509005738 (OP)
If you put out everyday I wouldn't have to watch porn, would I, you dumb larping faggot

>>509005738 (OP)
>not an autist
already filetered the whole board.

imagine roleplaying as a woman on a Taiwanese breakdancing forum for the sole purpose of getting attention from autistic men

>>509005738 (OP)
>not an autist
It's over for /pol/.

Porn is more valuable than your entire existence

>>509005738 (OP)
First of all you are a jeet

Second of all yes, ive had gfs, but women are parasitic sociopaths and I share nothing in common with them

>>509006115
considering the city he was being prosecuted in, I wouldn't have banked on it

Women don’t like autists but they love closeted homosexuals.

>>509005738 (OP)
You forgot
>6ft
>8 inches
>6 figures
Luckily i have all 3 and thats why i have a gf.

>>509006115
It was touch and go. You don't know how much NYC worships niggers. You do not understand what a sick, creepy niggerloving place it is.

>>509005738 (OP)
women don't get a choice.

>>509005738 (OP)
>Femanon here
post seething crotch wound with timestamp trannie!

>>509006109
>Tits or GTFO, you larping retarded jeet
its nice to see hope still lives on 4chan

>>509006124
its was male.

>>509005738 (OP)
Okay now what should women bring to the table? All you named is what men should be so what should women be doing to attract a man?

>>509005738 (OP)
>i only date buddist monks
>more buddist than that

>>509006220
Choke on your own AIDS vomit, FAGGOT.

>>509005738 (OP)
He lucked out getting her

pay up

>>509005738 (OP)
>not an autist
Disagree
>doesn't watch porn
Agree
>can defend himself
Depends to what extent
>bathes regularly (I have to be able to smell the soap)
Agree
>doesn't live with his parents
How big's the house?

You forgot to mention no anger issues. And that he be a good role model for your future children, preferably religious, but not to an extreme degree.

>>509006257
Lol uh huh

>>509005738 (OP)
Based normie.

I'm actually going to continue to live with my parents and I will never put them in a nursing home.

>>509005738 (OP)
im sexier and hotter than that sunburnt dyel faggot and i buy toys and live with my mom (future maid/nanny for my kids locked in). i get compliments all the time on my looks and people fear my presence or are enthusiastic to see me. also i get gibs technically im a neet but i have a small business on ebay to sell toys. ok now give me the sex i am owed

>>509005738 (OP)
I do check all those off which is WHY I do not want any female in my life except my mother once in a while. I am too unique for the modern female and I'd rather have money and adventure. I don't care about dying alone or being made fun of for being totally celibate. I am ok with all that. I am one of a kind.

>>509005738 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOf2RLqLdw&list=RDepOf2RLqLdw&start_radio=1

>>509005738 (OP)
tits or gtfo

>>509005853
>we conservatively have around 6 billion people, you know it's estimated there's almost 6x that now, I don't think it would be that big of an issue if we just lost 6 million or so *shakes head*

>>509005738 (OP)
no one cares about a female that is NOT
- virgin
- young
- fat
- full of tattoo

>>509005738 (OP)
Stop lying faggot. That's a marine that killed a man to save a train full of people.

>>509005738 (OP)
he's also famous now, so women will start caring more about him

>>509006347
Unironically i do. Im 6'3 im white and have a huge fucking dong. My gf is 11 years younger than me and i make 190k. I also was a frat guy in uni and a jock in hs. Not having autism helps.

>>509005738 (OP)
I'm one of five (and only because I already have a gf I live with)

im not going to stop being autistic or watching weird porn
indulging in weird porn is how i cope with living in this ugly, awful world

>>509005738 (OP)
>happy ending by killing a dumb nigger.
Based.

>>509005853
Would you go live to
[Place shelled to paste, pollution from destroyed pipes and filth, corpses rotting everywhere, saturated with poison from war materiel and peppered with explosives that failed to detonate] yeah sure if my wife agreed to it sure

no one cares about a female that is NOT
- virgin
- young
- skinny
- tattoo-less

>>509005738 (OP)
All I see is "what you need to be for me" and 0 consideration of "what I need to be for you." It's a 2 way street, and a good portion of modern women have seemingly forgotten this. Here's a short list of requirements to bare my children

>no SSRIs
>no therapists
>must see feminism as evil and men as leaders
>no fatties
>no whores

That's really it. I can teach you to cook. I can teach you to clean. I can teach you to better manage your time. The things I listed above are either impossible to recover from or are the odds are so low it just isn't worth the time or risk to find out if you're the 0.1%

Step up, ladies. You can't be in your desperation stage and still expect to be the prize, especially when you aren't one.

>>509005738 (OP)
How bout if I just strangle niggers for fun

Women just want a fat old stupid man with a job. WELL GUESS WHAT i dont have a job only those other things

>>509005738 (OP)
>If you are meeting men online they will all lie to cater to your expectations.
>pornography and nudity are not synonymous, most popular stuff on tv is porn.
>not even interested in a basic pheromone compatibility test
>Actually thinks about living arrangements without even going on a single date.
No wonder women all end up in unfulfilling relationships they are willing to throw away without a second thought through infidelity at the first chance they get.

>>509006109
This post is only post that matters.

>>509005738 (OP)
>doesn’t watch porn
lol
lmao even

>>509005738 (OP)
>I have to be able to smell the soap
Those are microplastics and carcinogenic chemicals. Also, you're a troon who smells of cloaca pus.

>>509006899
>It's a 2 way street
That's the neat thing. It isn't. Women don't need to be anything other than womb carriers.

Before globalization, a small number of men competed for a small number of women. Now, an enormous number of men compete for a large number of women, but the number of winners is smaller because competitions always produce a small number of winners.

>>509005738 (OP)
Damn I fail all those requirements

>>509005738 (OP)
You should have no trouble getting a 40+ gf with 3 kids if you check all of these off. But don't be too short also.

>>509005738 (OP)
>>bathes regularly
why do you hate indians?

>>509006393
>not an autist
debatable
>doesn't watch porn
check
>can defend himself
pacifist
>bathes regularly (I have to be able to smell the soap)
unlikely
>doesn't live with his parents
not necessarily
This man had no problem finding a wife

>>509005738 (OP)
>I have to be able to smell the soap
That's actually the smell of danruff silly

>>509008597
Yeah I don't think a lot of /pol/ gets how dysgenic the future IS going to be. It's already locked in. There's no room in the future for high minded ideas and philosophy - it's a future of drug addicted losers produced by women being given the ability to select mates for the first time in 50,000 years and predictably, with no selection pressure and infinite abundance we end up with a declining birth rate globally.

>>509005738 (OP)
>doesn't watch porn
if he's not watching porn then he's banging women other than you because he has to do something, he can't just do nothing. you realize that right? it's one outlet or the other.

>>509005738 (OP)
Wrong
>killed another man with his bare hands
That's what they really want

>>509005738 (OP)
Maleanon here.
This is all men want
>Virgin
>Faithful
>Not fat
You should have no trouble meeting these requirements.

>>509011030
you should care about the quality of the family she comes from

Women's opinions have no value whatsoever, so I just want them to literally shut up. That's my only wish.

>>509005738 (OP)
I pass all those other than autist.
All men want is a modest, humble, non fat woman with less than 2 body count.

>>509005738 (OP)
The problem with women is that they're a trap. They are pretty, soft, smell nice and feminine when you first marry them. 5-10 years down the line they turn into a fat ogre that constantly fights with you, snores, you don't want to fuck. It's a bad deal in the long run.

>>509011251
>less than 2 body count
What's this cuck mentality of white people? Just say virgin you dumb faggot

>>509005738 (OP)
>This is all women want
nothing could be less important or interesting than what females want

>>509005738 (OP)
Guys stop talking about the jews

>>509005738 (OP)
what drugs you doing

>>509005738 (OP)
>Femanon here

>>509005738 (OP)
Yeah I want an actual woman though, not a troon (like you)

>>509006241
frawg hat

>>509005738 (OP)
if that's a looksmatch I would say the guy is definitely punching up

>>509005738 (OP)
Not fucking retarded anon here. I want you to enjoy the stink of my sweaty unwashed cock and balls. If you like it and want to lick it all off, that means we're compatible.

>>509005738 (OP)
The best I can do is pissing in jars and not blugeoning you to death with a golf trophy.

>>509005738 (OP)
>bathes regularly (I have to be able to smell the soap)
Just have shower, bro.
Lol

>>509005738 (OP)
i dont care what women want

>>509005738 (OP)
but, you watch porn

>>509005738 (OP)
What do women offer though?

>>509005738 (OP)
Damn, Daniel

>>509005738 (OP)
Well i do and i still can't, because somehow all women have a boyfriend. Only about 40% of dudes have a gf but close to 80% of girld have a bf and another 15% have a fuckbuddy and arent looking for anything else. And i only meet about 1 woman for every 4-5 dudes anyway.

>>509005738 (OP)
What a simple list you got there - Now for our list
DONT BE A FUCKING LANDWHALE!!!!
>WTF thats fat-shaming anon and I cant help my genetics despite having dna hailing from a nordic country like you who got visible veins on your six-pack. Your totally unreal and have unreasonab le stanrds for women and bla bla bla
You see ... Easy right?

>>509005738 (OP)
Women dont know what they want. Just shut up and do as youre told.

What men want:
> be nice and not fat
The failure rate of this simple ask is 90%.

>>509006515
>I'm so cool that's why I post on a forum full of short autistic incels

>>509005738 (OP)
>body must be coated in toxic substances at all times
Have fun dating beta males and cheating on them with me later ig

>I want them to have a completed lease
And -I- want mail order brides.

>>509005797
I pissed in a bitches eyes one time. Afterwards, you might say she was seeing a little cock-eyed

>>509005738 (OP)
>doesn't watch porn
I'm out

>>509005738 (OP)
>Talking holes
Go chew on a dog knot.

>>509005738 (OP)
Yuck is she like 55? Wtf

>>509006417
>on ebay to sell toys
what kind?

>>509005738 (OP)
>weird curly hair
>moustache
>dead eyes
>gay clothes
>red faced
>holding flowers
>subservient
that man is a psychopath pretending to enjoy his life to fuck that woman, but he also looks like a fag. One day he will realise how much he hates himself and his life and do the Chris Benoit. He couldn't defend his dignity let alone a woman.

All men want is for a woman to not be a whore and to know how to be wifely and motherly. Most women fail this requirement.

>>509005738 (OP)
>Femanon here
Stoppedreading here

>>509005738 (OP)
>3/10
>Curly hair
>Ginger
>No fashion sense
>Thin 5 inch penis
>No personality
>Mustache
>Lobster skin after driving to 7/11 on a sunny
day
>Bags under eyes
>Chicken lips
>3/10 bitch
>"Cindy you are my world, I'm the luckiest guy in the world, all the men want you"

>1 post by this ID
>will reach bump limit

>>509005738 (OP)
I could easily kick that dorks ass and she knows it

>>509016342
trve

>>509005738 (OP)
>(I have to be able to smell the soap
that's fucking retarded, my armpits smell devine.

>>509016486
what a dumb hoe lmao

>>509005738 (OP)
>femanon here
And autistic retards fell for it again kek

>>509005738 (OP)
>bathes regularly (I have to be able to smell the soap)
BOOOO
You can keep your stinky vagina for yourself then

>>509005738 (OP)
That's not good enough. Infact it's a worthless list.
You require to be unvaccinated. So because you are vaccinated, you are lower on the female rating scale than a prostitute on meth.
An unvaccinated homeless woman has more value than a vaccinated virgin.

I'm married to a 9/10 unvaccinated holocaust denier. I win.

>>509005738 (OP)
fem-ACKKK

>>509005738 (OP)
>Femanon here

Bathing regularly is a dealbreaker. I will not give in to the soap jew.

>>509016486
Women being allowed to use the internet was the worst mistake mankind has ever made

>>509005738 (OP)
I check all those boxes yet I'm still here talking to racist anons pretending to be chicks

>>509005738 (OP)
I don't care. I don't want you.

>>509005738 (OP)
Men aren't the problem
women don't cook and clean anymore
that was literally why men got married
the juice just isn't worth the squeeze

>>509005738 (OP)
>>not an autist
Dropped

>>509016486
I can't fap to this.

>>509018069
sounds like a you problem

>>509005738 (OP)
Mid women give me the -ick. Ugly women I just feel sorry for them for maybe one second then look away but mid women give me the ick, especially when they open their mouth about some inane bullshit nobody cares about.

>>509018110
This. That was super fappable desu

>>509005738 (OP)
dont care, show bussy, retard.
>women want murderers and psychos as husbands
thats nice, you might be lucky and youre next on his list, retard.
>No noOoo he would never do that becouze he loves me! gotchu chud!
youre a retard and your feelings betray you!

>>509005738 (OP)
that dude looks like a liquor store regular

>>509006135
even if you just rent a room it lessens the ick factor by 100x

>>509014491
kek

>>509019481
hes a murderer so now hes prime dating material for psycho roasties. they cross fingers that theyre next on the list, becouze that would ne so exciting.
when hes starting to slash them into pieces its not so great anymore.

>>509005853
No, it wasnt promised to jews, and no, jews are not chosen people.

Bible is basicly book warning about jews and their lies.

>>509005738 (OP)
He killed a nigger and had to go through a retarded trial.

>>509005738 (OP)
I fucking hate women so much.

>>509005738 (OP)
I don't use shampoo is that a deal breaker? I haven't used shampoo since 2019

At least America has hot women
This fucking shithole country doesn’t

>>509005738 (OP)
>Not an autist
Congratulations, you already eliminated everyone here in the first qualification.

>>509005738 (OP)
Sorry, but I am in a relationship. You do not interest me in the slightest.

>>509005738 (OP)
A silent woman that is not overweight?
Sounds simple is however impossible.

>>509006109
/thread

You make the mistake of assuming that I want you.

>>509005738 (OP)
>doesn’t live with parents
Fuck you I pay my mums rates and cook her nice meals. Today I made parmigiana and a light balsamic salad. And we are together in the sunshine. Renting is for retards with shitty parents.

>>509005738 (OP)
You forgot:
*over 6 feet tall
*not white
*have a 500 thousand dollar yearly salary

Women are single cuz their standards suck ass. Big fat stinky ass. Being single as a man is probably one of the most healing things in life

>>509011535
Shut the hell up paki. Any woman here that’s a virgin into her 20s has something wrong with her

>>509016234
You seem upset.

>>509005738 (OP)
Femanon here too, autistic, fat or right wing is an instant ick

>>509005738 (OP)
ok
>autistic
>gigagooner
>feeble and weak
>showered 2 weeks ago
>live in parents basement
damn im cooked

>>509020873
27? Yes
21? Jesus…

>>509021267
your axewound and fupa is instant ick to every man on this planet

>>509005738 (OP)
>doesn't live with his parents
is living with frens or just one parent ok? we have separate rooms
the standards you women have are too black and white. either be more specific or fuck off

>>509021628
Im a biological woman that weighs 70kg and has a boyfriend though. While you're a lonely incel on 4chan

>>509021267
autistic or fat makes sense but arent virtually all men right wing to some extent? if you have a liberal boyfriend, he is 100% masking his true feelings on certain issues. trust me

>>509021692
You’re a Jew

>>509015974
these kind. would you believe if i said women buy my toys too anon would you believe if i said i sold a toy just like this one for five hundos anon? the toy business is no joke girls smugly lol it... until I show them how much I can mark these up by and get consistent sales. yes I have many titty girl toys no im not an ugly loser also how many pull ups have you done today?

>>509005738 (OP)
I don't care what you want.
What I want is one female suicide for every human life lost via abortion.
Only after that penance will I ever listen to women again or consider taking them seriously.

>>509005738 (OP)
I have all that, plus I'm 6'4 with blue eyes and I'm still a virgin, social anxiety is the killer, women smell that shit from a mile away

When did I ask?

>>509021818
I can only imagine the crying little fat balding glasses-wearing incel behind this post

>>509022021
The memeflag gives it away, schlomo

>>509022071
Funny you didnt deny any of my claims. Point proven.

>>509005738 (OP)
>smell the soap
>I must smell le perfume
>I have no clue what's in perfume, so that makes it smell very good and thus must mean it's very good with very good poop ingredients
you like to smear poop all over yourself, disgusting whore

>>509021267
weight and a high body count (above 1) is a massive ick for us
what's your weight?

>>509021835
I know the jacket is snail shell but Asanagi did a model kit?

>>509005738 (OP)
>This is all women want
But we don't want women while having all of that. Times changed. There will always be immigrants or black men for you especially if you're a white female, so it's not all bad.

>>509005738 (OP)
>defend himself
from what?
be specific about what and how it got here

>>509022612
>Femanon here

>>509005738 (OP)
I MIGHT be able to, but why would I want to?

>>509022522
second axe lisbeth. best fuggin toy you can handle has ingenious engineering on her very sophisticated yet simple. the weird mold lines are off putting but shes nit a plamo shes an action figure

>>509005738 (OP)
Fucking liar, there are no girls on the internet, kys.

>>509005738 (OP)
I hate niggers, poo, and browns

Will that be enough to get me a girlfriend?

>>509023886
Gf's are just the icing on the cake

>>509005738 (OP)
Ok, so what about women? Why are the demands and expectations for men and women so imbalanced? So much for male privilege
>doesn't watch porn
Why do you even care?

>>509005908
>Black
>People
Lmao

>not an autist
That's most dudes
>doesn't watch porn
Are you a virgin? And either way that doesn't affect anything
>can defend himself
Easy with a gun
>bathes regularly (I have to be able to smell the soap)
You should
>doesn't live with his parents
Look at housing prices, you stupid cunt

>>509021835
You joke but those markups are some serious shit.

>>509023886
Ah yeah I see, thanks anon. I'll keep an eye out for future releases.

>>509017834
What movie is this taken from?

>>509024653
hope you put the demoness on pree. hasuki is finally making a new base body and its going to be on the demoness

>>509017834
Do you know what movie this is from? I like a good witch burning movie

>>509005738 (OP)
>>509005738 (OP)
>Do things that women want
See there's a big problem right off the bat. You're supposed to do whatever the fuck you want. I got the most pussy when I was a druggie that barely showered and jerked off all the time. Trying to impress women is cringe.

>>509022769
This