Thread 509006161

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Anonymous (ID: 4g8YeYDQ)

6/29/2025, 5:11:36 AM No.509006161 >>509006233 >>509006275 >>509006351 >>509006357 >>509006370 >>509006373 >>509006383 >>509006402 >>509006481 >>509006709 >>509006950 >>509007329 >>509007334 >>509007410 >>509007643 >>509007689 >>509007736 >>509008261 >>509009114 >>509009116 >>509009127 >>509009139 >>509009215 >>509009304 >>509009396 >>509009466 >>509009873

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It's Elon Musk's 54th birthday today. Wish him happy birthday, /pol/.

Anonymous (ID: aAx81FaF)

6/29/2025, 5:12:36 AM No.509006233 >>509007255 >>509007410 >>509007416 >>509007675 >>509007710 >>509009247 >>509009365

>>509006161 (OP)
Someone should shoot him.

Anonymous (ID: wEQ4hcdn)

6/29/2025, 5:13:20 AM No.509006275

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>>509006161 (OP)
You're not the Antichrist, guy. It's far more likely Trump is.

Anonymous (ID: EHa0+qUe) 6/29/2025, 5:13:21 AM No.509006276

imagine being such a charisma black hole that both sides of the country fucking hate your guts

Anonymous (ID: XXVeS8sc)

6/29/2025, 5:14:31 AM No.509006351

>>509006161 (OP)
happy birthday retard. I've been to mars, there's nothing there.

Anonymous (ID: OwaNsLBp) 6/29/2025, 5:14:33 AM No.509006357 >>509009466

>>509006161 (OP)
>Elon is 54 and his mom is still alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ

Anonymous (ID: MxVlfQQy)

6/29/2025, 5:14:49 AM No.509006370

>>509006161 (OP)
hppy birthay divine technosocrates.
dont engage in politics thats for demonic humans and you are divine

Anonymous (ID: Pk9zSGOP)

6/29/2025, 5:14:52 AM No.509006373

>>509006161 (OP)
He's slacking. I thought his goal was to have as many kids as he is years old.

Anonymous (ID: rltOn3Qn)

6/29/2025, 5:15:03 AM No.509006383

>>509006161 (OP)
ahahahaha you obsessive reddit cultist faggots remembered his birthday
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous (ID: pQQx5ETv)

6/29/2025, 5:15:21 AM No.509006402

>>509006161 (OP)
I've been rightfully shitting on Elon for years but I have to admit it was preddy based of him to alienate both the left and the right. I do this too but I don't have the money or reach to piss off as many people as he did

Anonymous (ID: TwqdEHMA)

6/29/2025, 5:16:44 AM No.509006481

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>>509006161 (OP)
https://old.bitchute.com/video/6FytwS9oQkaE/

Anonymous (ID: /Pe5np/a)

6/29/2025, 5:17:44 AM No.509006533 >>509006629 >>509006773

Was watching The Mummy with Tom Cruise earlier today. He was 54 in that movie and looked like a stud. Just thought I would share that info.

Anonymous (ID: pQQx5ETv)

6/29/2025, 5:19:28 AM No.509006629 >>509006751

>>509006533
They remade the mummy? I don't watch anything made after 2008 or so

Anonymous (ID: zU08fKAV)

6/29/2025, 5:20:42 AM No.509006709

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>>509006161 (OP)
happy birthday retard, congratulations on burning literally every bridge you ever had

Anonymous (ID: /Pe5np/a)

6/29/2025, 5:21:38 AM No.509006751

>>509006629
Yeah. I don't love it or anything. But it's a Cruise movie so it's fun enough, and also Annabelle Wallis shows off her tummy in this one shot and I can't help but stare until it cuts away.

Anonymous (ID: zU08fKAV)

6/29/2025, 5:22:01 AM No.509006773 >>509007363

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>>509006533
he was in the first Iron Man too

Anonymous (ID: ZFPXK2rr)

6/29/2025, 5:25:43 AM No.509006950

>>509006161 (OP)
Happy Birthday Elon! I can have one of your science babies if you want. I'll grow it in my womb. Let me know!

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:32:01 AM No.509007219

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Happy Birthday Elon

https://youtu.be/AZKcl4-tcuo

Anonymous (ID: 1WipCMJT)

6/29/2025, 5:32:45 AM No.509007255 >>509007348

>>509006233
Why?

Anonymous (ID: WptTLtYw)

6/29/2025, 5:34:03 AM No.509007329

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>>509006161 (OP)
Dump it

Anonymous (ID: 1w0uIeSo) 6/29/2025, 5:34:14 AM No.509007334 >>509007371

>>509006161 (OP)
I still call it Twitter

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:34:37 AM No.509007348 >>509007582

>>509007255
Have you not noticed the violent rhetoric of your peers and their propensity for terrorism?

Anonymous (ID: mAmHV2KF)

6/29/2025, 5:34:56 AM No.509007363 >>509007453

>>509006773
>first
Second, anon

Anonymous (ID: zU08fKAV)

6/29/2025, 5:35:08 AM No.509007371 >>509007415

>>509007334
I call it Xwitter

Anonymous (ID: 1581bddo)

6/29/2025, 5:35:54 AM No.509007410 >>509007523 >>509007563

>>509006161 (OP)
hope he dies
>>509006233
hope this actually because then he will know people hated him instead of hiding behind an army of bots and simps. I hope someone shoots him and whispers in his ear "this is because you're a fucking autistic retard" before he dies lol

Anonymous (ID: pQQx5ETv)

6/29/2025, 5:36:07 AM No.509007415

>>509007371
I call it kosher /pol/lite

Anonymous (ID: N/1O99d+)

6/29/2025, 5:36:09 AM No.509007416

>>509006233
Everyone is too retarded and gay for that to happen.

Sage (ID: 1WipCMJT)

6/29/2025, 5:36:25 AM No.509007432

A lot of impotent rage directed at nothing ITT
Im not sure why he has made you people so ass-blasted. None of you do either. Just a bunch of leftoid libshit rage coming from fat basement dwellers here.
Sad. Many such cases!

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:36:39 AM No.509007446

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https://youtu.be/qT0iQRjHbW4

Anonymous (ID: zU08fKAV)

6/29/2025, 5:36:51 AM No.509007453 >>509007494 >>509007679

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>>509007363
oh yeah that was the best one, with Mickey Rourke and his boird

Anonymous (ID: mAmHV2KF)

6/29/2025, 5:37:54 AM No.509007494 >>509007731

>>509007453
And peak johansson

Sage (ID: 1WipCMJT)

6/29/2025, 5:38:27 AM No.509007523 >>509009626

>>509007410
I can't comprehend this level of irrational, womanly hatred for a person whos never done anything to you
Really creepy.

Anonymous (ID: qgY5qqXB)

6/29/2025, 5:38:37 AM No.509007534

Please save my solar power tax credit Elon. You're my only hope.

Anonymous (ID: ZFPXK2rr)

6/29/2025, 5:39:11 AM No.509007563 >>509007770

>>509007410
You are gross. He is a father and an innovator and an all around cool dude.

Sage (ID: 1WipCMJT)

6/29/2025, 5:39:28 AM No.509007582 >>509008537

>>509007348
Fuck off subhuman chink im not your friend.

Anonymous (ID: zDkUER7z)

6/29/2025, 5:40:44 AM No.509007643 >>509007840

>>509006161 (OP)
I hope he can spend it with his tranny son and all his ex wives
Hopefully if he pays for everything they can pretend to give a shit about him

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:41:15 AM No.509007674 >>509007961

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<3

https://youtu.be/xGox2wVCLuw

Sage (ID: 1WipCMJT)

6/29/2025, 5:41:17 AM No.509007675 >>509008862

>>509006233
Someone should shoot you, and your whore mother, you dirty little coward. Little nigger. I bet youre not even British.

Anonymous (ID: WptTLtYw)

6/29/2025, 5:41:20 AM No.509007679

>>509007453
he was in all of them wtf are you talking about. Justin Hammer was a major recurring character.

Anonymous (ID: nOnA4FK/)

6/29/2025, 5:41:31 AM No.509007689

>>509006161 (OP)
Gz lil unc hope you make it to mars ong.

Anonymous (ID: oVmecWUh)

6/29/2025, 5:41:48 AM No.509007710

>>509006233
fippy bippy

Anonymous (ID: zU08fKAV)

6/29/2025, 5:42:03 AM No.509007731

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>>509007494
wood nut in cider

Anonymous (ID: Pp1KZmo8)

6/29/2025, 5:42:15 AM No.509007736

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>>509006161 (OP)
Happy Birthday Elon

Sage (ID: 1WipCMJT)

6/29/2025, 5:42:44 AM No.509007767

I think ive saged this little fag-fest enough.
Just impotent, irrational, womanly rage from the usual fat libshits.
How embarassing.

Anonymous (ID: akR55c3t)

6/29/2025, 5:42:46 AM No.509007770

>>509007563
His son's a tranny who was obviously molested, likely by him, and his big "innovation", the hyperloop was never going to work.

He's a deranged eunuch who got lucky.

Anonymous (ID: ZFPXK2rr)

6/29/2025, 5:44:14 AM No.509007840 >>509008009 >>509008011 >>509009333

>>509007643
You are also gross. He has a dozen children. One bad egg out of the bunch ain't bad odds. Of course he's had passionate relationships with several women over his life time. He is obviously a unique, complicated, high energy man. It is par for the course.
Not that you would understand this.

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:46:12 AM No.509007961 >>509008234 >>509008234

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>>509007674
>impotent, irrational, womanly rage

haha chill out

Anonymous (ID: zDkUER7z)

6/29/2025, 5:46:57 AM No.509008009 >>509008922

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>>509007840
Hello Elon imagine being the richest man in the world and spending your birthday on 4chan you absolute fucking clown

Anonymous (ID: akR55c3t)

6/29/2025, 5:46:58 AM No.509008011 >>509008980

>>509007840
Not a single one of his children was conceived through sex. He has a bunch of test tube mongrels whose mothers he mailed cum to.

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:51:01 AM No.509008234 >>509008455 >>509009080 >>509009364

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>>509007961
>>509007961
>2025.08.03

https://youtu.be/SrGSt5eDt9o

Anonymous (ID: WptTLtYw)

6/29/2025, 5:51:23 AM No.509008261

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>>509006161 (OP)
Elon BTFO

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 5:54:30 AM No.509008455 >>509008612 >>509009080

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>>509008234
https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow

Anonymous (ID: ivuxX0Ul)

6/29/2025, 5:55:51 AM No.509008537

>>509007582
You don't have any friends and you're going to die alone. Just like the pederast Elon.

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7)

6/29/2025, 5:57:03 AM No.509008612 >>509009080

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>>509008455
https://youtu.be/hOEWUm6aGPg

Anonymous (ID: RBIP5E9G)

6/29/2025, 6:01:37 AM No.509008862

>>509007675
Oh hai elon. Your a total faggot and I hope you blow up in a rocket

Anonymous (ID: pQQx5ETv)

6/29/2025, 6:02:49 AM No.509008922 >>509009058

>>509008009
I also spend my birthday on 4chinz

Anonymous (ID: ZFPXK2rr)

6/29/2025, 6:04:03 AM No.509008980

>>509008011
I would be honored to grow a science Elon baby in my womb.

Anonymous (ID: zDkUER7z)

6/29/2025, 6:05:33 AM No.509009058

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>>509008922
Based. Happy belated birthday Anon. I do too

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 6:05:53 AM No.509009080 >>509009364

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>>509008234
>>509008455
>>509008612
https://youtu.be/6Yb0jJ5kiIQ

Anonymous (ID: KAVnCJ7U)

6/29/2025, 6:06:33 AM No.509009114

>>509006161 (OP)
That actually fucking got me.
Thank you to the artist. It's beautiful. It's so retarded I actually laughed.

Anonymous (ID: MVYC9lAj) 6/29/2025, 6:06:36 AM No.509009116

>>509006161 (OP)
happy birthday, anon

Anonymous (ID: TT2n3zqA)

6/29/2025, 6:06:43 AM No.509009127

>>509006161 (OP)
Happy Birthday.

Anonymous (ID: b0tEnQxb)

6/29/2025, 6:06:59 AM No.509009139

>>509006161 (OP)
Fuck jewlon . Buy an ad faggot

Anonymous (ID: nDJrOrqs)

6/29/2025, 6:08:38 AM No.509009215

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>>509006161 (OP)
Hbd how does it feel telegram ceo outbred you and asmongold outed your piloted poe2 gameplay? And fuck your H1B1 opinion with that poojeet ramsway.

Anonymous (ID: dMV50q3Y)

6/29/2025, 6:09:16 AM No.509009247

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>>509006233

Anonymous (ID: MRPbE2Lc)

6/29/2025, 6:10:40 AM No.509009304

>>509006161 (OP)
Happy birthday Elon hope you had a nice day and did something that you love. You may be a jeet loving faggot but your still an anon and I always wish my dear anons happy birthday

Anonymous (ID: bu4jRPbV)

6/29/2025, 6:11:13 AM No.509009333 >>509009753

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>>509007840
>Seethe and cope
I heard from a very good source elon has a botched dick and just rents IVF babies just to rape them and later discard them once they grow up.

LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: Du+WyMm7) 6/29/2025, 6:11:41 AM No.509009364

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>>509008234
>>509009080

https://youtu.be/h0AAFhx3RmA

Anonymous (ID: dddttf4k)

6/29/2025, 6:11:43 AM No.509009365

>>509006233
You dumb fuck, be careful! People have gotten arrested for shit like that on here.

Anonymous (ID: qgY5qqXB)

6/29/2025, 6:12:02 AM No.509009374

I can't believe Elon Musk's 5 year plan excludes Donald Trump a 79 year old man.

https://youtu.be/7Urqg0Krm0A?si=YQbL-a8SPIaJ0YFZ
https://youtu.be/7Urqg0Krm0A?si=YQbL-a8SPIaJ0YFZ

Anonymous (ID: NYfILRUZ)

6/29/2025, 6:12:35 AM No.509009396

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>>509006161 (OP)
>still doing drugs at 54
Happy birthday get well soon

Anonymous (ID: dddttf4k)

6/29/2025, 6:14:13 AM No.509009466

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>>509006161 (OP)
This guy was kicked out of the white house and as far as they have completed about half of project 2025, there's a lot infighting going on; the republicans will lose the next election.

>>509006357
What are you saying?

Anonymous (ID: Gi1sNWiT)

6/29/2025, 6:17:03 AM No.509009618

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Sneedlon

Anonymous (ID: s6fu6JZ6)

6/29/2025, 6:17:20 AM No.509009626

>>509007523
>whos never done anything to you
Imagine being this cosmically retarded. You have the capacity to understand general relativity or a Shakespearian sonnet, and you spend it defending a kleptocratic billionaire who is destroying this country.

Anonymous (ID: ZFPXK2rr)

6/29/2025, 6:20:07 AM No.509009753

>>509009333
Xavier? Is this you? Xavier, you have got to learn to forgive your father. Regardless of his faults, you only get one father. You will feel bad for how you treated him later in life when you grow up. You may think its too late, but it isn't. And the sooner you do right by your family and yourself, the better off it will be for you and your family.

Anonymous (ID: Eb1qLSsZ)

6/29/2025, 6:22:55 AM No.509009873

>>509006161 (OP)
Fuck that kike faggot!