Thread 509006161 - /pol/ [Archived: 767 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 4g8YeYDQUnited Kingdom
6/29/2025, 5:11:36 AM No.509006161
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It's Elon Musk's 54th birthday today. Wish him happy birthday, /pol/.
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Anonymous ID: aAx81FaFUnited Kingdom
6/29/2025, 5:12:36 AM No.509006233
>>509006161 (OP)
Someone should shoot him.
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Anonymous ID: wEQ4hcdnUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:13:20 AM No.509006275
musksatanist
musksatanist
md5: 6a710820912658c2f7cf1ebe74b926a8🔍
>>509006161 (OP)
You're not the Antichrist, guy. It's far more likely Trump is.
Anonymous ID: EHa0+qUe
6/29/2025, 5:13:21 AM No.509006276
imagine being such a charisma black hole that both sides of the country fucking hate your guts
Anonymous ID: XXVeS8scUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:14:31 AM No.509006351
>>509006161 (OP)
happy birthday retard. I've been to mars, there's nothing there.
Anonymous ID: OwaNsLBp
6/29/2025, 5:14:33 AM No.509006357
>>509006161 (OP)
>Elon is 54 and his mom is still alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
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Anonymous ID: MxVlfQQyArgentina
6/29/2025, 5:14:49 AM No.509006370
>>509006161 (OP)
hppy birthay divine technosocrates.
dont engage in politics thats for demonic humans and you are divine
Anonymous ID: Pk9zSGOPUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:14:52 AM No.509006373
>>509006161 (OP)
He's slacking. I thought his goal was to have as many kids as he is years old.
Anonymous ID: rltOn3QnUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:15:03 AM No.509006383
>>509006161 (OP)
ahahahaha you obsessive reddit cultist faggots remembered his birthday
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous ID: pQQx5ETvUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:15:21 AM No.509006402
>>509006161 (OP)
I've been rightfully shitting on Elon for years but I have to admit it was preddy based of him to alienate both the left and the right. I do this too but I don't have the money or reach to piss off as many people as he did
Anonymous ID: TwqdEHMAUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:16:44 AM No.509006481
soy
soy
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>>509006161 (OP)
https://old.bitchute.com/video/6FytwS9oQkaE/
Anonymous ID: /Pe5np/aUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:17:44 AM No.509006533
Was watching The Mummy with Tom Cruise earlier today. He was 54 in that movie and looked like a stud. Just thought I would share that info.
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Anonymous ID: pQQx5ETvUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:19:28 AM No.509006629
>>509006533
They remade the mummy? I don't watch anything made after 2008 or so
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Anonymous ID: zU08fKAVUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:20:42 AM No.509006709
1737350804037090
1737350804037090
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>>509006161 (OP)
happy birthday retard, congratulations on burning literally every bridge you ever had
Anonymous ID: /Pe5np/aUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:21:38 AM No.509006751
>>509006629
Yeah. I don't love it or anything. But it's a Cruise movie so it's fun enough, and also Annabelle Wallis shows off her tummy in this one shot and I can't help but stare until it cuts away.
Anonymous ID: zU08fKAVUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:22:01 AM No.509006773
elon man
elon man
md5: 275ca3743b23709283c56f58cdbfc904🔍
>>509006533
he was in the first Iron Man too
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Anonymous ID: ZFPXK2rrUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:25:43 AM No.509006950
>>509006161 (OP)
Happy Birthday Elon! I can have one of your science babies if you want. I'll grow it in my womb. Let me know!
LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:32:01 AM No.509007219
Surprise_Cloud_Around_Vast_Star-inset
Surprise_Cloud_Around_Vast_Star-inset
md5: bb7516479f9d8e12c15fb113f2bf2a51🔍
Happy Birthday Elon

https://youtu.be/AZKcl4-tcuo
Anonymous ID: 1WipCMJTUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:32:45 AM No.509007255
>>509006233
Why?
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Anonymous ID: WptTLtYwUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:34:03 AM No.509007329
1751092631560488
1751092631560488
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>>509006161 (OP)
Dump it
Anonymous ID: 1w0uIeSo
6/29/2025, 5:34:14 AM No.509007334
>>509006161 (OP)
I still call it Twitter
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LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:34:37 AM No.509007348
>>509007255
Have you not noticed the violent rhetoric of your peers and their propensity for terrorism?
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Anonymous ID: mAmHV2KFUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:34:56 AM No.509007363
>>509006773
>first
Second, anon
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Anonymous ID: zU08fKAVUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:35:08 AM No.509007371
>>509007334
I call it Xwitter
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Anonymous ID: 1581bddoAustralia
6/29/2025, 5:35:54 AM No.509007410
>>509006161 (OP)
hope he dies
>>509006233
hope this actually because then he will know people hated him instead of hiding behind an army of bots and simps. I hope someone shoots him and whispers in his ear "this is because you're a fucking autistic retard" before he dies lol
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Anonymous ID: pQQx5ETvUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:36:07 AM No.509007415
>>509007371
I call it kosher /pol/lite
Anonymous ID: N/1O99d+United States
6/29/2025, 5:36:09 AM No.509007416
>>509006233
Everyone is too retarded and gay for that to happen.
Sage ID: 1WipCMJTUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:36:25 AM No.509007432
A lot of impotent rage directed at nothing ITT
Im not sure why he has made you people so ass-blasted. None of you do either. Just a bunch of leftoid libshit rage coming from fat basement dwellers here.
Sad. Many such cases!
LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:36:39 AM No.509007446
2000
2000
md5: 9783827b9d083887ebb1e1382c0019dd🔍
https://youtu.be/qT0iQRjHbW4
Anonymous ID: zU08fKAVUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:36:51 AM No.509007453
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>>509007363
oh yeah that was the best one, with Mickey Rourke and his boird
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Anonymous ID: mAmHV2KFUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:37:54 AM No.509007494
>>509007453
And peak johansson
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Sage ID: 1WipCMJTUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:38:27 AM No.509007523
>>509007410
I can't comprehend this level of irrational, womanly hatred for a person whos never done anything to you
Really creepy.
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Anonymous ID: qgY5qqXBUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:38:37 AM No.509007534
Please save my solar power tax credit Elon. You're my only hope.
Anonymous ID: ZFPXK2rrUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:39:11 AM No.509007563
>>509007410
You are gross. He is a father and an innovator and an all around cool dude.
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Sage ID: 1WipCMJTUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:39:28 AM No.509007582
>>509007348
Fuck off subhuman chink im not your friend.
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Anonymous ID: zDkUER7zUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:40:44 AM No.509007643
>>509006161 (OP)
I hope he can spend it with his tranny son and all his ex wives
Hopefully if he pays for everything they can pretend to give a shit about him
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LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:41:15 AM No.509007674
Queen of Diamonds
Queen of Diamonds
md5: 64449be6340a797392e83c3c11bf7a07🔍
<3

https://youtu.be/xGox2wVCLuw
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Sage ID: 1WipCMJTUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:41:17 AM No.509007675
>>509006233
Someone should shoot you, and your whore mother, you dirty little coward. Little nigger. I bet youre not even British.
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Anonymous ID: WptTLtYwUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:41:20 AM No.509007679
>>509007453
he was in all of them wtf are you talking about. Justin Hammer was a major recurring character.
Anonymous ID: nOnA4FK/Sweden
6/29/2025, 5:41:31 AM No.509007689
>>509006161 (OP)
Gz lil unc hope you make it to mars ong.
Anonymous ID: oVmecWUhUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:41:48 AM No.509007710
>>509006233
fippy bippy
Anonymous ID: zU08fKAVUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:42:03 AM No.509007731
scarlette_mermaid
scarlette_mermaid
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>>509007494
wood nut in cider
Anonymous ID: Pp1KZmo8United States
6/29/2025, 5:42:15 AM No.509007736
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1724126846351895
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>>509006161 (OP)
Happy Birthday Elon
Sage ID: 1WipCMJTUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:42:44 AM No.509007767
I think ive saged this little fag-fest enough.
Just impotent, irrational, womanly rage from the usual fat libshits.
How embarassing.
Anonymous ID: akR55c3tUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:42:46 AM No.509007770
>>509007563
His son's a tranny who was obviously molested, likely by him, and his big "innovation", the hyperloop was never going to work.

He's a deranged eunuch who got lucky.
Anonymous ID: ZFPXK2rrUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:44:14 AM No.509007840
>>509007643
You are also gross. He has a dozen children. One bad egg out of the bunch ain't bad odds. Of course he's had passionate relationships with several women over his life time. He is obviously a unique, complicated, high energy man. It is par for the course.
Not that you would understand this.
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LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:46:12 AM No.509007961
Another Cocoa Cup
Another Cocoa Cup
md5: a170cfdf1e8afc0e4fe88a4745a49a28🔍
>>509007674
>impotent, irrational, womanly rage

haha chill out
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Anonymous ID: zDkUER7zUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:46:57 AM No.509008009
Cry more you fucking pussy
Cry more you fucking pussy
md5: 9a3fa6944c899835c46588a151579a30🔍
>>509007840
Hello Elon imagine being the richest man in the world and spending your birthday on 4chan you absolute fucking clown
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Anonymous ID: akR55c3tUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:46:58 AM No.509008011
>>509007840
Not a single one of his children was conceived through sex. He has a bunch of test tube mongrels whose mothers he mailed cum to.
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LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:51:01 AM No.509008234
13.0.12.14.8-AC
13.0.12.14.8-AC
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>>509007961
>>509007961
>2025.08.03

https://youtu.be/SrGSt5eDt9o
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Anonymous ID: WptTLtYwUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:51:23 AM No.509008261
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1750834101120097
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>>509006161 (OP)
Elon BTFO
LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 5:54:30 AM No.509008455
kate-titanic
kate-titanic
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>>509008234
https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow
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Anonymous ID: ivuxX0UlUnited States
6/29/2025, 5:55:51 AM No.509008537
>>509007582
You don't have any friends and you're going to die alone. Just like the pederast Elon.
LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7Canada
6/29/2025, 5:57:03 AM No.509008612
America A Prophecy William Blake
America A Prophecy William Blake
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>>509008455
https://youtu.be/hOEWUm6aGPg
Replies: >>509009080
Anonymous ID: RBIP5E9GCanada
6/29/2025, 6:01:37 AM No.509008862
>>509007675
Oh hai elon. Your a total faggot and I hope you blow up in a rocket
Anonymous ID: pQQx5ETvUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:02:49 AM No.509008922
>>509008009
I also spend my birthday on 4chinz
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Anonymous ID: ZFPXK2rrUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:04:03 AM No.509008980
>>509008011
I would be honored to grow a science Elon baby in my womb.
Anonymous ID: zDkUER7zUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:05:33 AM No.509009058
Hello based department
Hello based department
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>>509008922
Based. Happy belated birthday Anon. I do too
LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 6:05:53 AM No.509009080
12.17.17.16.8-AC
12.17.17.16.8-AC
md5: 492f916d92f313edf5a19465a8a592e3🔍
>>509008234
>>509008455
>>509008612
https://youtu.be/6Yb0jJ5kiIQ
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Anonymous ID: KAVnCJ7UUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:06:33 AM No.509009114
>>509006161 (OP)
That actually fucking got me.
Thank you to the artist. It's beautiful. It's so retarded I actually laughed.
Anonymous ID: MVYC9lAj
6/29/2025, 6:06:36 AM No.509009116
>>509006161 (OP)
happy birthday, anon
Anonymous ID: TT2n3zqAUnited Kingdom
6/29/2025, 6:06:43 AM No.509009127
>>509006161 (OP)
Happy Birthday.
Anonymous ID: b0tEnQxbMexico
6/29/2025, 6:06:59 AM No.509009139
>>509006161 (OP)
Fuck jewlon . Buy an ad faggot
Anonymous ID: nDJrOrqsUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:08:38 AM No.509009215
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>>509006161 (OP)
Hbd how does it feel telegram ceo outbred you and asmongold outed your piloted poe2 gameplay? And fuck your H1B1 opinion with that poojeet ramsway.
Anonymous ID: dMV50q3YUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:09:16 AM No.509009247
fpbp_thumb.jpg
fpbp_thumb.jpg
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>>509006233
Anonymous ID: MRPbE2LcUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:10:40 AM No.509009304
>>509006161 (OP)
Happy birthday Elon hope you had a nice day and did something that you love. You may be a jeet loving faggot but your still an anon and I always wish my dear anons happy birthday
Anonymous ID: bu4jRPbVNew Zealand
6/29/2025, 6:11:13 AM No.509009333
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1644003362475
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>>509007840
>Seethe and cope
I heard from a very good source elon has a botched dick and just rents IVF babies just to rape them and later discard them once they grow up.
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LUCIFER (青龍) !!P38zFLDUYUhID: Du+WyMm7
6/29/2025, 6:11:41 AM No.509009364
6-of-Swords---Science
6-of-Swords---Science
md5: 1ba7ed347fc4d54b064ee65bd0d048cf🔍
>>509008234
>>509009080

https://youtu.be/h0AAFhx3RmA
Anonymous ID: dddttf4kUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:11:43 AM No.509009365
>>509006233
You dumb fuck, be careful! People have gotten arrested for shit like that on here.
Anonymous ID: qgY5qqXBUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:12:02 AM No.509009374
I can't believe Elon Musk's 5 year plan excludes Donald Trump a 79 year old man.

https://youtu.be/7Urqg0Krm0A?si=YQbL-a8SPIaJ0YFZ
https://youtu.be/7Urqg0Krm0A?si=YQbL-a8SPIaJ0YFZ
Anonymous ID: NYfILRUZUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:12:35 AM No.509009396
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md5: 9ecd09184847ae37c04b88e3554697b3🔍
>>509006161 (OP)
>still doing drugs at 54
Happy birthday get well soon
Anonymous ID: dddttf4kUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:14:13 AM No.509009466
1643511009526
1643511009526
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>>509006161 (OP)
This guy was kicked out of the white house and as far as they have completed about half of project 2025, there's a lot infighting going on; the republicans will lose the next election.

>>509006357
What are you saying?
Anonymous ID: Gi1sNWiTUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:17:03 AM No.509009618
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Sneedlon
Anonymous ID: s6fu6JZ6United States
6/29/2025, 6:17:20 AM No.509009626
>>509007523
>whos never done anything to you
Imagine being this cosmically retarded. You have the capacity to understand general relativity or a Shakespearian sonnet, and you spend it defending a kleptocratic billionaire who is destroying this country.
Anonymous ID: ZFPXK2rrUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:20:07 AM No.509009753
>>509009333
Xavier? Is this you? Xavier, you have got to learn to forgive your father. Regardless of his faults, you only get one father. You will feel bad for how you treated him later in life when you grow up. You may think its too late, but it isn't. And the sooner you do right by your family and yourself, the better off it will be for you and your family.
Anonymous ID: Eb1qLSsZUnited States
6/29/2025, 6:22:55 AM No.509009873
>>509006161 (OP)
Fuck that kike faggot!