Thread 509008090

Tell me about bibi, why does he wear the little black box?

>>509008090 (OP)
>"And these words which I command you today shall be in your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, when you walk by the way, when you lie down, and when you rise up. You shall bind them as a sign on your hand, and they shall be as frontlets between your eyes."
Deuteronomy 6:6-8

kikes wear those satan cube boxes due to their legalistic reading of the bible.
god says to keep them in your THOUGHTS, to represent them in your ACTIONS.
instead kikes literally write them down a piece of paper and wrap it around their hands and put it in a little box that they slap on their heads.

>>509008090 (OP)
It's a little piggy bank. Insert a coin and he will play a hologram

>>509008090 (OP)
so he can become a snake

>>509008090 (OP)
It's full of palishitstainian ashes lol

as for this one particular set of cow leather he's wearing it's because it belonged to a kike soldier who was killed and it was a request by his mother, or so i heard.

by the way, his name is not "bibi", it's Benjamin
and it's not "netanahu", it's mileikowsk
he's a russian, he changed his last name when he went to (so called) israel

black cube of saturn

or so I've heard

>>509008090 (OP)
like "six million Jews" its result of mistranslation because Hebrew has no vowels or even spaces between words, and words aren't "standard" so shit gets fucked up.

I forgot WTF it was supposed to say, but it wasn't about strapping a little box on your head like an idiot.

>>509009759 pretty much

It's called a phylactery and it's how he resurrects whenever he dies. You have to destroy it first to prevent a Lich from coming back.

>>509008090 (OP)
when you're not very entertaining you only get a tiny top hat. The rabbis decided.
The end.

>>509008090 (OP)
Their evil ancestors were considered demons in Japan.
revelations 3:9

>>509008090 (OP)
if I take it off, will you die?

>>509008090 (OP)
that's black electrical tape to fix Shlomos shekel counter...

>>509008090 (OP)
,,,,,

>>509008090 (OP)
Its locket for his foreskin that rabbid rabbi bitten off

>>509009759
What a stupid fucking religion.

>>509014807
Yeah it's pretty much do evil but these rituals will absolve us.

>>509008090 (OP)
Cutting off oxygen to enter trance and communicate with machine elves.

>>509008090 (OP)
That's the foreskin chamber. There's a little dried foreskin in there from when he was eight days old.

>>509016095
Kek

>>509008090 (OP)
That’s /pol/‘s step-dad. You guys be nice now

>>509016095
> Cutting off oxygen to enter trance and communicate with machine elves
Auto-asphyxiation doesn’t work like that. You need DMT to see the machine elves

>>509009759
You haven't studied your bible enough, my friend. Ask your local rabbi for extra IQ points and try again.

>>509017189
Seconded. I have nothing else to add

>>509014807
Jesus was opposed to the people who practiced this, they're called Pharisees. The mentality is essentially cheating.