Thread 509010464

Please indicate whether you possess the necessary qualifications to enlist in the US Army. Those who are sufficiently resilient and possess the necessary fortitude can earn up to half of what an individual in New England earns working minimum wage. You will also receive complimentary food, which will be deducted from your paycheck, as well as college. While it is not a complimentary service, financing is available, and your circumstances will be comparable to those of an individual in New England employed as a minimum wage barista. That is quite impressive.
https://goarmy.com

I'm being genuine when I say this. If you're out of work, feeling hopeless, and seeing no future, we're here for you.

Sorry, I have bone spurs.

Well I am a Southern man and the minimum wage here is 7.25 an hour. I live in poverty and have experienced homelessness and hunger in the past.

However, no amount of money is worth selling my soul to Satan to murder innocent children for zionist Jews. I believe in God and obeying God.

>>509010464 (OP)
I feel like I'd be more of an Air Force lad.

>>509010803
But think about the half of minimum wage
>>509011068
You still make the same amount of money but okay man that's okay

Not dying for jews, recruiter shill

>>509010464 (OP)
>2k
>a month
I make more than that on unemployment insurance. And I don't have to worry about getting limbs blown off or my face melted into an actual potato.

>>509010464 (OP)
I know 18 year old who are getting $45/hr training Ai models.
But, you can sign your life over to defend trannies or something.

>>509011432
You can make half of what somebody makes in New England. If they're earning minimum wage that is amazing

>>509011563
No, you most certainly do , your friends are definitely lying to you buddy. Why the fuck would they need some retarded 18-year-old you're so fucking dumb. Holy shit. I mean this is a fucking serious thing. You can join the United States army and be safe now and be a hero

>>509010464 (OP)
but i live in new england. and have rich parents. fuck off eglin faggot

>>509011063
Bro we can all just make things up too and put a picture there, you could just argue that she killed him herself

>>509012098
Do I look like I'm from eglin? I'm not from eglin. You need to join your Army's Air Force right now

>>509012139
they outsource to your subhuman nation. i never have and never will work a day in my life. i just shitpost here and waste money all day and it feels good. not fighting jew wars

>>509012229
All right. I like you,
https://youtu.be/HdqVF7-8wng
You understand the world
I'll stop trolling for a second. I love you, more people should think like this man right here

Fuck joining the army. Don't waste your life for these rich fucks

>>509012484
Do not for one moment think about anything to do with these fuckers

>>509010464 (OP)
Go work at a McDonald's, retard. It's less humiliating, there's less niggers and you get paid more. Also, there's a better chance you won't get maimed or murdered. Still not a good chance, but a better chance.

>>509012484
interesting. well youre not so bad then for an albanian.

I love you all and I really do need to stop with this nonsense here since this guy called me out and I am just trolling and I hate the fucking idea that all of you would waste your life. Please please please never ever ever think that those fuckers give one solid fuck if you die

coast guard looks comfy

>>509010464 (OP)
If you want triple that or more then enlist in the chair force. They are all a bunch of lazy overpaid scumbags.

>>509012555
its alright bro. nice trips. nobody here is gonna join the military. we are all too lazy and probably just barely smart enough to avoid doing so

>>509012530
I'm not in Albanian, but I'm certainly not a military fagot

I'm just hanging out in - either way, my brother do not let these fuckers stop everybody from waking up and realizing that this is a kike war and a kike fucking cause and nobody is going to benefit from it aside from them and they'll never give you anything in return. I love you for giving that out to people truly

I expected a lot of people to come in here and act like retards or defend. The United States literally paying $7 while other people that are baristas are making like 15, and that's not even what it's about, if you wanted more money you could just become a mercenary - at least then you choose who to salute

Remember that even if the other people here make fun of people in those videos that get drafted and stuff like that, those people had dreams and lives and I'm not going to mince words about it. It I know Russians and I know ukrainians and neither are sub-human. It's actually fucked up that nobody wants to fight this anymore and everybody's forcing it

Let the retard Kikes in the Middle East fight over their idiotic ideology

>>509010464 (OP)
Absolute dog shit pay. I wouldn't even get out of bed for that.
It needs to be roughly $5,000 a month just to keep up with civilian market.
>t. makes $30/hr, phone posting in the company bathroom right now

>>509012661
oh yeah man, i know that war is terrible and it is best for us to not get involved in sandnigger disputes. gonna go boot up my AI server and masturbate and ignore the world. i figured you were probably using a vpn

>>509010464 (OP)
you're such a turboniggerfaggot, i thought this was a /sp/ thread and i thought you were posting a betting receipt kek
you're just some piece of shit working for jews

>>509012679
Another based man, take note youngins because these motherfuckers want you guys out of the country they want to bring in immigrants while you go die. Don't fucking let it happen and by the way I am an American citizen. I'm just over here right now but that doesn't mean anything at all. And I do love Albania so stop fucking dissing the albanians because they're awesome

As are the serbians as are everybody down here actually, I found a beautiful wife here and a beautiful life here and I speak Albanian and I've been accepted, I'm also Slavic but the only weird part about this is I'm in Serbia and somehow my ISP links me to Albania but either way it doesn't matter

>>509012761
No I'm actually sitting here in Serbia dude. I have a wife here. It's awesome

She's like the best ever and I honestly would never want you guys to suffer. I've worked for the United States military but like not for them with them on research and development of weapons. And that's all I'll do is sell weapons now. I don't really give a fuck. I'm an actual arms dealer whether or not that's evil. I don't really care I mean mainly I'm supplying who I want because you know fuck the kikes
I'll tell you one thing. I do love the Balkans because everybody here hates the kikes

>>509012515
It was really nice seeing that lady blow them up.

>>509012827
Sorry if it sounds like I'm saying like a million times or some bullshit like that because I'm actually sitting here talking to the phone I don't even care. It's using voice to text. I'm sure it's tracking me somehow

I'm really not concerned about it. I'm not really concerned about the antichrists. I'm going to kill them all anyway

>>509012897
I know man. Doesn't it make you sick, it really bothers me
A lot of my friends like back when the war first started in Russia and in Ukraine because I had a lot of close friends on that Eastern border, it was like insanity. Nobody really wanted to fight that lived right there. I mean the people that did were already fighting. Now it's just fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous. I don't think anybody actually assumes anything. Good is happening from either side fully

Everybody on here that you hear about and chug if they're working for Russia. Honestly they're just female conscripts because there is no man that gets that job
And if they're in uhg they probably do work for that. Whatever the fuck eglin Air Force Base thing

In the early days this place was like an untapped water faucet of just information flowing constantly. Now it's a fucking drip

Somebody needs to make this happen to Israel again so we can all live in peace

In the immortal words of the kike that played borat
Throw the Jews down the well so my country can be free, also. It's awesome to have a based Slavic wife that is absolutely racist

https://youtu.be/Vb3IMTJjzfo?feature=shared

>>509011293
And the free housing and food that's almost as good what you'd get in an average state prison. Can't forget about that.

>>509010464 (OP)
Hypothetically speaking, can a Pakistan born Swedish citizen join through NATO?