Thread 509014978

>nigger moves in downstairs into quiet apartment complex
>suddenly shitty jungle music endlessly
>get fucking sick of it
>face speaker to floor and blast Johnny rebel on repeat at 6 AM
>they call the police after trying to match my sound with their speakers and can’t
>answer the door in pajamas and sleeping mask
>”oh they’re trying to harass me again. Is there anything I can do for you guys? Sorry.”
>they believe me
>the minute the police pull out I blast cotton eye joe

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>>509014978 (OP)
Lulz nice. I do not even feign propriety anymore. It’s very liberating when you realize that no one does anything

>>509014978 (OP)
Nicely done. There was a nigger that had moved in. Loud music and all, the usual niggery behavior. Threatening other elderly neighbors etc.
I called 911 over pretending to be someone going through domestic abuse because that's the only thing my retarded liberal city dispatches cops immediately for. You could call them for a homeless guy setting fire at the entrance of an apartment building and they'll tell you to call if the fire spreads but they send two units if you say domestic abuse.
They came full force, knocked on this nigger's door real hard. Came in and searched. Nigger couldn't behave himself and punched the elevator buttons and got kicked out.
It went pretty well.

>>509014978 (OP)
You need a jeet shaker

>>509017397
>You need a jeet shaker
It's the ultimate solution.

>>509014978 (OP)
Kek.
I burned out a neighbor’s stereo using a magnetron and a waveguide. Cooked it through the wall like a microwave.

>>509015757
Good idea.

>>509018952
>and a waveguide.
A properly tuned one?

>>509017397
How does it not cause structural damage?