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Anonymous (ID: 5gRXSaoD) No.509017293 >>509017428 >>509017716 >>509018141 >>509018235 >>509020155 >>509020283 >>509020342 >>509020423 >>509022213 >>509022571 >>509022631 >>509022992 >>509025014 >>509027437 >>509027671 >>509028042 >>509029877 >>509033315 >>509033431
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!
GET IN HERE
REVENGE OF THE LEECHES
Anonymous (ID: yaOr2Lx6) Canada No.509017428
>>509017293 (OP)
this is something you'd see in a nightmare.
Anonymous (ID: AYXYqjo6) No.509017716 >>509018169
>>509017293 (OP)
do you just unalive yourself at that point?
Anonymous (ID: hm1dvK+5) United States No.509017966
That's what jews look like when they come out of their daddy's ball sack.
Anonymous (ID: WvSOH3YC) Bulgaria No.509018141 >>509018267 >>509018428 >>509018650 >>509020096 >>509020204 >>509021370 >>509026019 >>509031354 >>509032270 >>509032971
>>509017293 (OP)
Leeches are chill. It's honestly a shame the term has become a pejorative. They help keep rivers and lakes clean and can also be beneficial to humans. It's been a medical practice for centuries. Leeches are bros.
Anonymous (ID: yaOr2Lx6) Canada No.509018169 >>509022757
>>509017716
no. you stick your dick in the water and let em suck you off.
Anonymous (ID: F0DRybUV) France No.509018235 >>509027866
>>509017293 (OP)
India ?
Anonymous (ID: yaOr2Lx6) Canada No.509018267
>>509018141
yea but having that many swarm you is still gross and terrifying.
Anonymous (ID: 958fwCyz) United States No.509018428 >>509018650
>>509018141
I don't have to make it but.

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Anonymous (ID: IViCFe+A) United Kingdom No.509018650
>>509018141
>>509018428
Gochu bro
Anonymous (ID: c/ifc5gO) United Kingdom No.509020096 >>509020260 >>509022651
>>509018141
Anonymous (ID: 8+ZsZcy6) Canada No.509020155
>>509017293 (OP)
>how it feels going to a jew wedding
Anonymous (ID: 8+ZsZcy6) Canada No.509020204
>>509018141
post nose
Anonymous (ID: v727G2jB) United States No.509020260
>>509020096
Kek
Fair play. Well done lad
Anonymous (ID: lX+7VsSZ) United States No.509020283
>>509017293 (OP)
Are they falling or jumping?
Anonymous (ID: qUWd2llR) United States No.509020342
>>509017293 (OP)
Filthy losers
Anonymous (ID: gVT3o5yp) United States No.509020405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFwTO8Bc93I
Anonymous (ID: EjTuyqsl) Morocco No.509020423
>>509017293 (OP)
I've seen that before
Anonymous (ID: Rb9MkU0j) Australia No.509020640 >>509022591 >>509023450
leeches are safe they don't carry disease and even numb you so their blood sucking doesn't hurt
Anonymous (ID: lrsTLngX) Australia No.509021370
>>509018141
let me slap 5,000 leeches on your legs
Anonymous (ID: MvZ67VLJ) United Kingdom No.509021396
This is what it's like trying to torrent the new squid game.
Anonymous (ID: YAmt3exp) United Kingdom No.509022213
>>509017293 (OP)
Holy fuck, that would send me into a coma instantly
Anonymous (ID: JgdtNTrN) Hungary No.509022571
>>509017293 (OP)
Humanity BTFO
Anonymous (ID: 4HM9H3H0) Australia No.509022591
>>509020640
>t. leech
Anonymous (ID: 5yB87HsL) Romania No.509022631
>>509017293 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 7eBcXbN8) United Kingdom No.509022651 >>509034100 >>509034158
>>509020096
Why is he blonde and white, most parasite carrying humans are brown.
Edit your image.
Birb (ID: 7E4KZyiJ) United States No.509022757
>>509018169
>a fucking leaf
Anonymous (ID: C7osUAxx) United States No.509022992
>>509017293 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRqpjeD-v-g
Anonymous (ID: FzKPERM6) Poland No.509023450
>>509020640
>and even numb you so their blood sucking doesn't hurt
gov should have taken lesson from them
Anonymous (ID: jo03m+SN) New Zealand No.509025014
>>509017293 (OP)
How the UK feels now
Anonymous (ID: CRekuxvD) Germany No.509026019
>>509018141
>Leeches are chill. It's honestly a shame the term has become a pejorative.
Anonymous (ID: XUtzi3/k) Brazil No.509027437 >>509027580 >>509027633
>>509017293 (OP)
how do you unironically unfuck yourself at that point? legitimately asking
Anonymous (ID: Uhpq2VNq) Brazil No.509027580
>>509027437
copious amount of salt
Anonymous (ID: FOGmm7HY) Malaysia No.509027633
>>509027437
Wood ash & salt
Anonymous (ID: xiAdonJl) United States No.509027671
>>509017293 (OP)
Idk but id imagine that must feel really good
Anonymous (ID: Eu/47Aw6) Japan No.509027866
>>509018235
>the video likely originates from Madagascar, as it’s the only location where jumping leeches (Chtonobdella fallax or related species) have been conclusively documented on video
Anonymous (ID: 3zTbz49p) United States No.509028042 >>509033046
>>509017293 (OP)
That's what Leto did to become God Emperor
Anonymous (ID: nKEKXnlZ) United States No.509029877
>>509017293 (OP)
which synagogue is this?
Anonymous (ID: C/UhBEoj) Russian Federation No.509031354 >>509033885
>>509018141
Good pets too
Anonymous (ID: 1XuCRuQ2) Finland No.509032270
>>509018141
>Leeches are chill
Anonymous (ID: LMow4iwi) No.509032971 >>509034814
>>509018141
Anonymous (ID: UDee55Ya) No.509033046
>>509028042
kek
Anonymous (ID: dOKwa79q) No.509033315
>>509017293 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAHHRRG
Anonymous (ID: 3lDkLlRY) United States No.509033431 >>509034352
>>509017293 (OP)
Wtf, they can jump?
Anonymous (ID: 1XuCRuQ2) Finland No.509033885 >>509034535
>>509031354
holy kek what an insane tranny
redundant i know but when you thought you saw everything
they surprise you with something even more degenerate
Anonymous (ID: I5O6IINi) New Zealand No.509034100
>>509022651
Hes Swedish
Anonymous (ID: FdPyHELD) United States No.509034158
>>509022651
ur corny bro
Anonymous (ID: saQWN630) No.509034352 >>509034795
>>509033431
all leeches can jump
aside from their bloodsucking parts their body is just one big muscle, like a snake
most just haven't evolved a behavioral instinct to jump, they generally survive long enough to reproduce by sneakily sucking up a belly full of blood and jumping off before their victim feels it (due to their anaesthetizing saliva)
jumping leeches have had a mutaton that makes them into pack hunters instead of blood thieves, they will actually kill prey for the whole pack to drink dry
Anonymous (ID: saQWN630) No.509034535
>>509033885
gotta relearn the lessons they're accidentally teaching, bro
Anonymous (ID: saQWN630) No.509034795
>>509034352
jump *onto* their prey, I mean
it kind of gives away their presence to slap themselves against you
normal leeches use those muscles to jump off a drained and anaesthetized patch of their prey's skin, like a ninja escaping once their assassination is a success
Anonymous (ID: 5dllxqSj) United States No.509034814
>>509032971
Underrated