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Anonymous (ID: 0myrqDrb) United States No.509024599 >>509024734 >>509024786 >>509024826 >>509024917 >>509024966 >>509025003 >>509025011 >>509025054 >>509025131 >>509025138 >>509025161 >>509025240 >>509025403 >>509025694 >>509026114 >>509026334 >>509026381 >>509026707
time traveling soon guys, tell me what you want me to change
people will say bait but it's not, this is political because soon I'll have the chance to change everything starting in the year 2005.

for those who don't know I am a young man today, I am 23 and soon I'll become 24 on my birthday coming up which makes the age that I marked for myself through a quantum mental marker I made when I was in kindergarten which was in 2005.

I still have this distinct memory being in kindergarten and walking in the bathroom and just staring at the mirror. I looked deep into my eyes and pretending to have a conversation with my future self and I picked the age 24 randomly thinking to myself hello future self and then making up a entire conversation as I stared at me.

in that conversation I distinctly remember creating a fail safe program but I didn't call it that but that's what it was. I basically told myself in the mirror my 24 year old self in 2005 that if you are in trouble you need to look and push your mind into my mind now so that I may save myself and have a restart.

and it's soon going to be my 24th birthday this upcoming 5th of July. I'm going to complete the conversation I had with my 5 year old self in that kindergarten bathroom and I'm going to complete the loop that I first created

I'm going to say the words back I told myself that I could say when I was 5 and I'm going to stare into some mirror in my home and say to myself yes, I'm going to go back and I'll merge with you and the loop will be completed as I stare at myself into my eyes in the mirror connecting quantumly to my eyes staring at the mirror in kindergarten and I should find myself there.

for added proof I also have a distinct memory after that day in kindergarten seeing a vapid fading image of a guy that legit kinda looks like me today that was hanging around while I was eating my lunchable.

wish me luck boys, I'm going to change everything for the better
Anonymous (ID: XeaqT/KC) No.509024643
Anonymous (ID: RaivWCws) Canada No.509024734 >>509024778
>>509024599 (OP)
Go back even further and prevent 9/11 from happening. Everything went to shit after that.
Anonymous (ID: 0myrqDrb) United States No.509024778
>>509024734
I can't I made the quantum marker in kindergarten I don't think it'll let me go before that since I didn't make a mirror bridge before then
Anonymous (ID: /LkySd+O) Turkey No.509024786
>>509024599 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: a+IFVFMk) United Kingdom No.509024790
It’s not gonna work bro

Nothing ever happens, sorry

If it somehow works (doubt it) but buy lots of Bitcoin and with the money you can influence things
Anonymous (ID: ZNBAT0Qv) United States No.509024826
>>509024599 (OP)
save my mom, tell her about the aneurysm
Prince Evropa (ID: UlR8EZ14) United States No.509024917
>>509024599 (OP)
You can not travel back in time to change the past, but rather only fulfil what you have done there. It is the Gods who author time itself. But are their minds deterministic? Is choice merely an illusion?

https://youtu.be/u-i4qpUBp1E
Anonymous (ID: WSzhPy8+) United States No.509024966
>>509024599 (OP)
I just made a magical mirror time bridge for my future self tomorrow, so I can come back here and call you a fucking retard again.
Anonymous (ID: CcxkmRWT) United States No.509025003
>>509024599 (OP)
2005? Kill Obama if not a larp.
Anonymous (ID: Bztw4Lwp) Sweden No.509025011
>>509024599 (OP)
Invest in bitcoin.
Anonymous (ID: xChGCPQJ) United States No.509025054
>>509024599 (OP)
take me with you
Anonymous (ID: 0/y97HIS) Italy No.509025131
>>509024599 (OP)
tell Hadrian to keep on eradicating the juices, also prevent switzerland to be a thing
Anonymous (ID: 9izTF2CU) Norway No.509025138 >>509025504
>>509024599 (OP)
Have you ever done this before so you know it works?
Anonymous (ID: jn4McgGl) United States No.509025161
>>509024599 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 0myrqDrb) United States No.509025240 >>509026307
>>509024599 (OP)
digits confirm
Anonymous (ID: oc0tdvMh) Sweden No.509025403
>>509024599 (OP)
Stop big tech from taking over and make sure fediverse/self hosting is the norm.
Anonymous (ID: 0myrqDrb) United States No.509025504 >>509025563 >>509026721
>>509025138
I don't but I assume God will help push the process since I did most the leg work creating the loop process with an specific mechanism in place
Anonymous (ID: 9izTF2CU) Norway No.509025563
>>509025504
God just told me he's just been trolling you and the big reveal is gonna be that you're still here when you do it. You're gonna be all
>noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous (ID: IVytw8iA) Ireland No.509025694 >>509025758
>>509024599 (OP)
When time traveling avoid coming into contact with the machines.

If they see you they will find your pod and experiment on you.
Anonymous (ID: 0myrqDrb) United States No.509025758
>>509025694
I will remember this
Anonymous (ID: LkLwCaFU) Germany No.509026114
>>509024599 (OP)
Interestingly this is kinda how time travel works, but you're just a schizo. You have to wait for the whole universe to reset and iterate again. You cannot jump back like that.
Anonymous (ID: p1/K2G10) United States No.509026250
Prevent Harambe from dying.
Anonymous (ID: WZYucx4+) United States No.509026288
Redditspacing
Anonymous (ID: LkLwCaFU) Germany No.509026307 >>509026415
>>509025240
Kek I love how chatbots make schizos even more crazy.
Anonymous (ID: 2SyaY5cP) United States No.509026334
>>509024599 (OP)
Remove jews, then it'll fix the timeline.
Anonymous (ID: iSiSvxYv) Netherlands No.509026381
>>509024599 (OP)
convince your parents to buy some bitcoin as soon as possible and to tell no one. you'll be fucking rich and can do whatever you want. predict the subprime mortgage crisis in 2007-2008 to let them know you're for real
Anonymous (ID: 9izTF2CU) Norway No.509026415
>>509026307
Wait until you see what they're doing to the people with narcissistic personality disorders.
Anonymous (ID: gfAhSakS) Australia No.509026435 >>509026571 >>509026673
send me lotto numbers.. I dont know how. but do it so I can escape to a farm with whats coming. I will take all who want to come with me.
Anonymous (ID: NHX2zvg4) Romania No.509026484
Fill terabytes of videos of niggers and rabbis giving speeches and imams giving lectures. Also women talking and behaving and show everyone what the future looks like if they give women rights. Take solar panel and charger too. Good luck buddy.
Anonymous (ID: 9izTF2CU) Norway No.509026571
>>509026435
13, 22, 2, 36, 19, 45, 31.

Enjoy.
Anonymous (ID: G1XAle0u) United States No.509026583
we need to be careful of "people" who use the word "vapid" it's one of those little tells that lets us know what you really are
Anonymous (ID: gfAhSakS) Australia No.509026673
>>509026435
I need them for Australia ..called ozlotto .. tuesday draw >.<
Anonymous (ID: D0Mjmx41) Germany No.509026707
>>509024599 (OP)
Can you prevent your birth, OP? The world has enough turbofaggots.
Anonymous (ID: xHKfdu7Z) United States No.509026721
>>509025504
If you've done it once you've actually done it before. Think about it.