Thread 509035496

Why are Yanks like this?

>>509035496 (OP)
Didn't they kill Marge Simpson recently?

>>509035496 (OP)
please kill us and end this sick facade of an existence

>>509035610
it was clickbait to get some interest, she isn't dead.

>>509035496 (OP)
They are just a vessel for commercials and merch. Tv has nothing to replace them with. Family guy is le randumbz jew humor while simpsons pretended to be le wholesomd sincere.

>>509035496 (OP)
How is the zombie simpsons not dead? Who is w a watching this shit? It must consist of an audience who have never ever seen an old simpsons episode or they are really PC brained and turn it off because it's old and not new and they watch TV in hopes to get social signals on what to do in society so they can repeat it around the water cooler like drones.

>yanks
Their both watched all over the world. It's a lmillenial/zoomer problem, where they love consuming the same thing over and over.

>>509035610
I understand simpsons, but who the fuck watches family guy? it's the unfunniest shit I've ever seen AND a ripoff

Decline in art is a sign of the end stage of a civilization.

>>509035496 (OP)
It's amazing that these shows are still on the air, The Simpsons has been a zombie sow for at the very least 20 years now, Family Guy for at least 12 or 13. Even South Park, a show that still does good things from time to time has had a major dip in quality in the last 7-8 seasons. I guess boomers still like the shows, so they are still on the air.

>>509035610
She'll lose her voice soon

>>509035936
It's Jewish, they will get renewed to pump out Jew comedy ad infinitum

>>509035627
this.

ireland, you are our only hope. we're infinitely sorry for being racist to you for a brief moment. it was our greatest failing. truly

>>509035752
Its being propped up exclusively by turd-worlders.

>>509035496 (OP)
FUCK KIKES

>>509036042
AI will keep it rolling well into the 3030s.

>>509036015
boomers have never watched south park, i can assure you

>>509035936
For me it’s the other way around.
Pajeets and other thirdies around the world watch family guy still. New youtube clips are still getting millions of views.
But I’ve never heard of someone that still watches The Simpsons.

>>509035496 (OP)
The government inserts secret messages in those shows to communicate with spies around the world.

>>509036149
They killed Edna but yeah not a main character
If they AI voices there'll be blood

>>509035936
Hey Peter!

Just like they still make Tom and Jerry and Mickey mouse nearly a 100 years later. Just like Christians keep making Bibles 2000 years later.

>>509035944
This. When society is unstable art gets much more crude and simplistic. “Streamlining” is a symptom of cultural decay

>>509035496 (OP)
>Simpsons is renewed for four more seasons
Who the actual fuck is still watching this? Like do they just automatically count all the old people who fall asleep after watching the 5 o'clock news as viewers?

>>509035752
>How is the zombie simpsons not dead
Of course I don't care it's still going any more than I care about Reddit grown men collecting Funkopops. Even the current incarnation is probably no worse than the average TV slop.

But it does make me momentarily uneasy when I see this renewal. It's unnatural and indicative of an unhealthy society. No need to exaggerate the feeling, but it's there, like seeing a cockroach in your kitchen which you try to keep clean.

>>509035936
Ripoff of what?
That little shit rugby ball head is an abomination, not funny at all.

>>509036395
A lot of people do, in fact some people spend their life deserving ever frame of the Simpsons such as this guy:
https://m.youtube.com/@TheRealJims

>>509036596
Dissecting*
Stupid nigger autocorrect

>>509035936
Family Guy is trash for retarded normies, but it's still good for a funny clip or two. Simpsons is a zombie show that died decades ago that only persists because it was pretty good and popular when boomers were the same age as the characters. You would have to be a senile boomer or an actual retard to enjoy watching new episodes of The Simpsons.

>>509036509
>It's unnatural and indicative of an unhealthy society.
Yeah. Marketing has killed entertainment. There can be no gambles on new ideas because they might lose :(

No true fan of the Simpsons have watched any of the seasons since Frank Grimes, it is just job creation for the excess of otherwise unemployed animators. Too many people majoring in animation. Just why new Linux distros keep being made by unemployed comp sci students.

>>509035496 (OP)
$$

>>509035496 (OP)
why do Irish people like Family Guy so much?

>>509035610
All of them have died multiple times in Halloween specials

>>509035496 (OP)
Got to keep that goyslop flowing to keep the cattle in a state of semi brain death so they don't turn against the system

>>509036315
Damn the Bible kept getting sequels?

>>509035496 (OP)
They can't live without their propaganda. How else are they supposed to know what they are supposed to pretend to like to fit in with the rest of the betas, cowards and retards in the herd?

>>509035496 (OP)
Renewed for 4 more seasons?
Schweet
Just like that one time where I went back in time and was a Knight for a whole summer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>509036015
early 2000s Simpsons were still watchable, the movie was the final nail in the coffin

>>509035496 (OP)

90% of american men are basically castrated - most of my boomer uncles are this way

>>509036071
Seth MacFarlane isn't a Jew though. Anyway, no one watches family guy anymore unless they're in a hotel/motel room late at night. They keep renewing because what the fuck else do they have? They literally have like 4 writers in Hollywood that are capable of writing things now. What will they fill the timeslot with? China was supposed to take all this shit over by now, but they're too yellow and retarded to run with anything no matter how many times the west kneecaps itself. Fuckin chinks I swear to God. The leader in domestic animal eating. I just watched david attenboroughs new Ocean documentary and that mother fucker is talking shit about fucked up fishing, and over fishing... never once mentioned China, and all the boats they showed blurred out the chink runes on the side. The world needs a real Black Manta to sink all these fucks. Literally every problem on Earth would be solved over night if a sub commander went wild and sank every commercial boat on the oceans.

>>509037557
Family guy doing an entire season in the Middle Ages would be the most creative and original idea they’ve had in a decade. Make Brian the horse.

>>509035496 (OP)
familiarity is the most important selling point in media production

>>509035936
It really is, i cant stand it. Its so fucking cheap
Dumbest show ever
Id rather watch Ellen

>>509035936
First 12 seasons of Simpsons were good. First 5 seasons of Family Guy were good. After that's it's all gay. The only show to continously churn out good material is South Park.

>>509036174
>But I’ve never heard of someone that still watches The Simpsons.
Older episodes are good, it starts going to shit after Season 9 and passes the point of no return after Season 12

>>509035496 (OP)
I don't know why anyone is watching TV at all. The only thing I watched recently was "Tires" on a Netflix account I still have access to.

I did catch a full-day run of True Detective season 3 after work in my hotel, and that was actually alright, but the whole "the white cop is comparatively inept and has to make gentle suggestions and act as a mouthpiece while the black cop wants to speak truth to power and ultimately washes out of the force" kind of shit, but then again pretty much all media is gay bullshit at this point.

>>509036089
Ireland is a palestinian colony posing as a tax haven

>>509035752
For reference, Zombie Simpsons (everything after season 9) started before 9/11. Sneed is from a pre-9/11 zombie season. Turbo Retarded Zombie Simpsons began in 2020 when Hank Azaria stopped voicing Apu because of racism concerns.

>>509035610
She dies in the future, so who gives a fuck?

>>509035496 (OP)
Great day for youtube shorts, lmao

>>509037952
no u

>>509037696
>faggot nigger ranting about muh China bad
god I hate you fuckers

>>509035496 (OP)
>>509035936
Both of these shows are funny and popular. The average person enjoys watching them. You are hating just to be different. Fuck you

>>509036158
Boomer her. I've watched about 2 dozen episodes. Fuck your Uncle.

>>509035496 (OP)
These animated sitcoms can basically go on forever because they just have to switch out voice actors whenever someone dies or retires. I don't know who still watches new episodes The Simpsons or Family Guy, but I guess Fox wouldn't keep renewing them if they weren't still bringing in shekels.

>>509035496 (OP)
I'm like this

>>509036158
My dad is in his 70s and he loves Family Guy

>>509035610
It was a future episode where the twist was she died as the kids were drifting apart and thus the family was fractured because of her absence
Not a terrible episode for zombie simpsons

>>509035496 (OP)
The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1995 or so. Season 7 there was a clear decline in the writing. Family guy had its moments in the 2ish seasons but it was honestly never that great. I don't know anyone who still watches new episodes of either of these shows. I have no idea what's keeping them going.

>>509035496 (OP)
someone will throw a chair

>>509036509
Even if it was still the funniest thing on TV I don't want to be watching the same TV show for forty years.

>>509037891
South Park had 4-5 good seasons when it started and has been trash ever since. Actually, looking back, it was all jewish. Nvm. South Park was never good

>>509038482
You want me to talk my dipshit boomer parents out of a streaming subscription? You might as well tell me to take a flight over to Ireland to meet you in your house to such your dick.

I don't pay for Netflix. Ever.

>>509035496 (OP)
Isn't the Simpsons bigger in the UK now than the US? I swear anytime a 25+ year old Bong is asked what is their favorite cartoon they almost always say "Tha Simpsunzzz" in a gay retarded accent.

>>509035496 (OP)
The long and short of it is that these shows mainly exist to vet people into animation.
The pipelines are so thorough in their development that they are great jobs for people to get experience with industry standards.

>>509035496 (OP)
Who watches this shit? The millennials and gen Xers who first started watching this crap can't possibly enjoy it anymore, and I can't see zoomers lining up to watch The Simpsons in 2025.

>>509035496 (OP)
Pretty sure Seth McFarlane wants out. He wants to do the Orville and chill.

>>509045724
I fucking hate how the brits ruined the English language.

>>509035496 (OP)
i havent watched either in at least 15 years and havent had tv at all for the last 8

>>509045966
Trvke. Nigel and Olivia aren't gonna like this one.

These two shows are extremely important for brainwashing normie fags.

>>509045878
Probably old people. Like I don't know a single person under age 40(closer to 50) who has cable TV.

>>509035496 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V90AmXnguw

>>509036175
yvan eht nioj

>>509035496 (OP)
Why?
Who even still watches the new episodes?

>>509035752
It's basically like WWE. It coasts along on the successes of the past, and people continue to tune in because it's just what they've always watched.
Actual quality doesn't matter. At this point it's just a platform for ads.

>>509037924
This is the answer. Stop consuming media goyslop and your life will be much better. Hell, maybe pick up a book for once (no, Harry Potter does not count)

>>509036315
The fuck are you on about? There hasn't been a new Tom & Jerry or Mickey Mouse short made in probably 50+ years. Modern reinterpretations presented in completely different formats don't really count, or at least shouldn't.

>>509047201
Honestly, as a /lit/fag, I appreciate that.
There are still good books being published, they're just not usually from American authors (at least by large publishing houses)--Alt-lit is surprisingly still alive because of people who actually care, or at least appreciate the kind of underground "fuck you" element to publishing things the major houses won't touch. It's the American samizdat, basically. There's a rich moment of literary history going on under our noses and faggots at HarperCollins or Random House are going to see it washed over by the hundredth book about how white people are evil, and I feel like I'm sitting here bemoaning actual talent or record of their existence go out to sea.

I fucking hate publishing houses so much it's unreal. Teaching women to read was a mistake. Pic related.

>>509035496 (OP)
This has nothing to do with Americans or anyone in the West consuming this garbage. It's the third-world. Just like netflix and whatever "streamer" that's going on right now. Even boomers are staring at paint dry they're so jewtarded. So their market is syndication in India and Latin-America. The USA is a third-world enabler and lover.

>>509035496 (OP)
it is actually the international markets that keep that shit show going
same with many anime shows

>>509035496 (OP)
>over commercialized soulless slop whose dried out corpse is still trying to be milked by Jews
Great metaphor for the state of this country.

>>509035610
It was one of their Future vision episodes like where Lisa's president in parts the supreme Court Justice and Homer is a floating hologram computer thing. None of them actually mean anything because it's a dumb fucking show and all the good writers died of old age long ago.

>>509035936
Normalfags sincerely watch compilation clips on YouTube and will defend them. They look at it and say, "yeah it's shit, but if you grind it down and pick out the corn bits they're still tasty" and will watch it with an appropriately shit eating grin on their face.