GIGA HAPPENING! Trump says he finally has a buyer for TikTok, after embarrassingly postponing his TikTok ban multiple times!
He will reveal the buyer in two weeks. Trust the plan!
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1939332348883227098

Why is it always two weeks?

>>509041947 (OP)
>TWO WEEKS

>>509041947 (OP)
>two weeks

The buyer is him

Its going to be china via a cutout. Screenshit this.

>>509041947 (OP)
Trump Media & Technology Group for one dollar.

>>509041947 (OP)
Some Jewish consortium that will crack down on anti-semitism. Remember, Republicans only serve Israel.

The buyer is TwoWeeks

>>509041947 (OP)
Some shit journo said something about Russia and two weeks in 2022, and it has evolved from a meme to a self fulfilling prophecy.

China won't sell it, simple as.

Also USA is not getting any rare earth.

>>509041947 (OP)
what's the price? if the few billion from Truth isn't enough, Elon could and prob even should buy it. it would be a very helpful piece of the dystopian Hell they're creating. tik tok required permissions could guarantee tesla ai AND palantir a billion kids worth of data.

>>509041947 (OP)
Two more weeks until he reveals its an Israelian company

>>509042003
Because he's a liar and always full of shit.

>>509041947 (OP)
The problem has never been finding a buyer, it's been getting China to sell it.

>>509044026
you realize china doesnt even let their people use any of our apps

trump can confiscate tiktok in 2 seconds

for free

hes actually a loser for buying it

>>509042003
In a fortnight I shall tell you, anon.

>>509041947 (OP)

Oy vey. Trust the podcast plan.

>Who's the buyer?
>Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks

>>509042003
Near enough that people think it's imminent and close to happening, but far enough away that it's out of the news cycle and the average goldfish brain American forgets all about it by the time the date arrives. Lower prices, peace in the middle east, nuclear war, the unredacted epstein files, stopping the spread, closing the border, every happening forever just two weeks away.

>>509044086
Lol, confiscate it and then?
China can shut it down immediately.

>>509042003
The elites believe it to be the average length of the goldfish memory of the goys. So they use the term alot and then naturally it became a meme.

>>509041947 (OP)
>who's buying tik tok?
It'll be some jew and they'll censor all anti Israel content within the first hour. Guaranteed.

How did that two week ultimatum to Putin go btw?

>>509041947 (OP)
We wuz confedrate eugenics n sheit

>>509042003
because of covid

>>509042003
Because it’s a shoutout to his internet people

>>509046998
that's the point of the ban

>>509041947 (OP)
So, even the shabbos goyim got savvy to the news cycle, and the fact that modern slaves have the memory span of a goldfish? Groovy. Yeah, you can just keep saying "see you in two weeks" forever with these retards, because that might as well be a million years to these mouth-breathers.

>>509041947 (OP)
omg it's elon isn't it, they had a chicken together and made up

>>509041947 (OP)
Why does this faggot have to turn everything he does into some grand spectacle?
>jewish company sold their assets to another jew
Who cares

>>509041947 (OP)
>the new buyer is named Yilon Ma
>a jewish chinese business man who will instantly ban all anti-semitism on the platform

>>509042834
Tiktoks worth over a trillion.

>>509041947 (OP)
trump posts here doesnt he?

Two More Weeks Media

>>509042003
Two weeks is the international standard unit of time used to indicate the period it takes to get from the current time to a nothingburger.

>>509042003
Just give it a coupla weeks, ok?

>>509041947 (OP)
it's some jews right?
rmember listenting to this one italian mafia guy they created new vegas but they were forced to take on and give certain percentage of vegas to jews it's always them they have a big mafia presence in usa they are now taking over mexico

>>509042144
both side are on it all get paid by appiac and they all have aipac handlers

>>509041947 (OP)
>two weeks

Ok so, the us buys chinktok for 600 billion dollars, they completely shit up the platoform with glownigger things.

Chinks make new chinktok and same thing happens.
Nigger, you can buy the thing but you cant force people to use it.

someone ordered TACOs???

>>509044026
And the chinese government already said the algorithms can not be exported.

>>509042003
https://www.thegamer.com/fortnite-fortnight-meaning-history-explained/
>the word "fortnight" already exists from the Old English term known as "fēowertyne niht," which denotes a unit of time equal to fourteen days, or fourteen nights

>>509041947 (OP)
Afraid you’ll lose your job spreading chink propaganda, yellow nigger ?

>>509052449
Jews
The biggest mafia in the world
They control every western nation
And now Mexico too

>>509042003
>TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL
Boomers grew up on TV shows ending with reminders of when and where to tune in next. That's why he does it, no conspiracy, just lead paint brain

>>509042003
This. Every time this orange shabbos goy says something it's "2 more weeks".
>>509044877
>>509046627
Interesting, I need to do some research on this and start using it IRL too.

>>509042022
>>509042003
>>509041947 (OP)
Imagine if China forced the US to sell Microsoft, apple, and Google lol

CHINKS, DON'T SELL!

>>509042003
It's a fortnight, really.

>>509052501
It's amazing isn't it? I never knew that AIPAC were the "Russian trolls" influencing our elections.

Nikki Haley says TikTok makes people ‘17% more antisemitic, more pro-Hamas’

I wonder who's buying. Surely kikes are not buying it to censor it are they

the buyer is that Texan jew who owns the data harvesting industry in the USA. in addition to tweaking the system to remove news about the ongoing Israeli atrocities, it'll push a bunch of bots shilling Neocon talking points to the Zoomers. luckily Zoomers proved they're redpilled and will just mass migrate to non-pozzed apps when Discord gets jew'd

>>509042144
>Some Jewish consortium that will crack down on anti-semitism. Remember, Republicans and Democrats only serve Jews.
Exactly.

>>509059876
here was the whole TikTok debacle where they wouldn't censor it for the jews, it was the only massive social media that wasn't in direct kike censorship.

The thing is that the jewish atrocities in gaza were being spread there, and not only that but people saw kikes there laughing about the dead and starving children and their bombed out homes and schools.
Then there was chuds putting out little redpills like this which were spreading fast too

History of ADL
>https://files.catbox.moe/fdiz2d.webm

The kikes were absolutely panicking at the point, TikTok was redpilling normies at lightning speed and they couldn't do anything about it.
They tried to put pressure on the chinks but they just wouldn't censor their service for the kikes

Leaked audio from Jonathan Greenblatt of ADL kvetching about TikTok
>https://files.catbox.moe/rjkcgu.mp4

Jews want TikTok to submit to total jewish censorship and control like American platforms
>https://www.adl.org/resources/letter/call-action-tiktok-should-submit-independent-antisemitism-audit

>>509059916
Their only hope was to get their best shabbos, Trump, elected so he would force TikTok under jewish censorship.
It happened just a few monts ago but it seems like people already forget that it happened.
The mass media frenzy about Trump banning TikTok.

When the jews finally got their man as president, it took less than a week. Trump gave them the ultimatum that they're either going to be banned or they hand over the censorship to the jews.
Chinks ultimately budged, wanting to keep the profits instead.

So now, if you write so much as "free palestine" in a comment, it gets tagged as "hate speech".
All the material all reality that could show jews in bad light was scrubbed from the platform.
And because today people's attention spans are so short, it took maybe two weeks and people already forgot that TikTok was even supposed to be banned, when all of it got swept under a rug and the jewish media stopped talking about TikTok.

>>509041947 (OP)
spoiler alert it's steven mnuchin and his wall street private equity friends. it's all about gaining control of the algorithm.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/14/former-treasury-secretary-mnuchin-is-putting-together-an-investor-group-to-buy-tiktok.html

>>509041947 (OP)
>>two weeks
>"this can't be real"
it's real

>>509046998
They already did. I don't know what is the purpose of this now since they already forced the chinks to submit to jewish censorship or be banned from U.S. The chinks chose to keep the profits and yield to the demands

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN THIS?!?!

It happened in the first week of Trump presidency, all the gaza material disappeared from tiktok, and everything kike related got banned

HOW
CAN
YOU
NOT
REMEMBER?!?!?!

IS EVERYONE A ZOOMER WITH GOLDFISH MEMORY HERE?

>>509041947 (OP)
Which jew is gonna buy it?

>>509041947 (OP)
bezos in a consortium which includes Kushner.
tiktoks value is data and shopping and tiktok shopping is the zoomer version of amazon.
there needs to be a consortium as amazon directly buying would get Anti-Trusted but including kushner and others get around this.
some guy who owns a sports team is in the consortium too, i don't follow US sports so i didn't recognise the name.

>>509041947 (OP)
It's him. He's the buyer. Filtered through enough shell corps to give retards sufficient plausible deniability (not a high bar to clear) but it's gonna be him. The Don's gonna get his taste off the top. The time it took was just him trying to convince the banks he wouldn't get convicted for the obvious corruption and go to prison. All he had to do was make a couple billion dollars in the interim for banks to realize that yes, Americans are absolutely now THAT fucking cynical.

>>509044086
China can turn off the power in the United states in 2 seconds.
Tik Tok indeed.

>>509041947 (OP)
It's Palantir-affiliated holding company.

>>509041947 (OP)
Acyn works for a wealthy Democrat kike named Ben Meiselas, a friend of our old Democrat kike pal David Brock who used to run Shareblue
I imagine most of the moderation staff is in Benny boys payroll

>>509042003
Because the average person forgets things after two weeks.

>>509042003
2 weeks is long enough for most retarded Americans to forget

Just say 2 weeks and most fat mutts will move on with life

It's fucking funny how low IQ /pol/ is, even dumber than the average newspaper outlet.

Trump is making a show out of everything and is really playing the same old sketch.
Him saying he has a deal with China, him saying he is getting (processed) rare earth, having CN sell TikTok to him is literally fake news.

You little retards should read how China has tightened up its security regarding everything about its rare earth industry.
Folks working in it need to deposit their ID starting work and only get it back when clocking off.
Also those workers leaving China will be extra controlled.
No more moles, no more games with the US.

You little Westoid shits will eventually realize the shit already has hit the fan.

>>509065493
This has nothing to do with rare earths. That there exists a Chinese chokehold over rare earths is not a blanket excuse to tie anything to do with China to rare earths.

>>509065927
It shows the Modus Operandi of your Orange president.

There is no deal with China about rare earth. It's going down to 0 export.
And anything happening from now on can majorly be tied down to rare earth.
USA has already played its card with the chip embargo.

Tiktok won't be sold, who in its fucking right mind would sell it?
PRC is too boring desu, they should immediately make a counter statement via press that they would trade with with Apple.

It's gonna be that crypto chink that pretends to have the highest IQ ever.
Naturally, as always with crypto, there's some cabal of Russians behind that.

>>509044086
>trump can confiscate tiktok in 2 seconds
He can't even confiscate Iran's uranium. He's all bluster.

>>509066198
>And anything happening from now on can majorly be tied down to rare earth.
You keep saying this and you keep giving no evidence or even rationale for why it has to be about rare earths. It's an important issue but it's an independent issue. You remind me of our homegrown retards who try to tie domestic border politics in to fucking aid to Israel.

Sometimes issues are allowed to be independent of one another. It's arguably their natural state.

>>509041947 (OP)
itll be a jew who is taking federal money to buy it

>>509042003
Trump reads 4chan and so he throwing the 'two weeks' back in the shills faces. He did it with the Iran bombing, said he'd decide in two weeks then did it like 3 days later lol.

nobody cared about TikTok until people uploaded videos about Gaza

>>509042144
the only valid answer ITT, the rest of you should stfu

Palantir is buying it