>>509043707 (OP)I had a very strange dream last night. It was so incongruent and unbelievable that I became consciously aware that I was dreaming.
I then woke up and I heard a woman's voice in my head. I replied and she said she was surprised I could hear them from a foot away. I opened my eyes and saw that my cell phone was about a foot away from my head.
I asked them why they were doing this and the woman replied that it was for security.
I said I was going to start putting my phone in faraday cloth while I slept and she said "please don't" in some exasperated voice.
I then told them I was getting up now and I was tired of their cowardly bullshit.
The right side of my brain still feels weird.