>News
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jun/27/keir-starmer-says-he-deeply-regrets-island-of-strangers-speech

Maybe stop being a sad cunt for one thread

Reminder josh posted CP on discord and got banned for it.

Josh is a paedophile

why mice and why mcdonalds? that shit didn't make any sense whatsoever.
have any of these free palestine weirdos even tried to invade a synagogue yet?

reminder that anyone who uses the term CP for CSAM is a paedophile. children can't consent so can't take part in pornographic material. it is child sexual abuse material. I repeatet, anyone using the term CP to describe CSAM is a paedophile

I dont know who crynonce is and at this point I'm embarrassed to ask.

what options have we got? plus I know his brother and were good mates

>>509046447
Starmer said they can consent and become "willing participants".

>>509046447
>children can't consent so can't take part in pornographic material.
I don't really think it requires consent to count as porn, you could take upskirt pics of women in public without their consent and that'd still count as porn, right?

>>509046453
crynonce is the one constantly spamming about me / josh
possibly a bogdan larp
possibly another poster

>>509046447
repeat*

>>509046580
u wot

>>509046155 (OP)
25 years of prawn-sandwich eating cunts.

Bad faith actors infest this thread

>>509046600
you're missing the point
only the degenerates that get off on abuse call it porn
people who understand it as abuse call it what it is, abuse

>Malding because his preferred noncing terms aren't being used, when he posts actual CP and gets banned for it
lol
reminder there's proof he posted CP

>>509046440
Probably because anything like that is a major hygiene risk and can close places down at least temporarily. Also because McDonalds is pro-Israel.

Reminder that his own friends kicked him from discord for posting CP.

Banned from 4chan for posting it
Banned by his own friends on discord for posting it
and he calls others nonces? when there's literal proof he posts CP lmfao

he is a jew
he is a paedophile
he posts CP

>>509046752
They are? Disgusting. This is why I only get kebabs and curries when I'm in the mood for fast food. At least we know those places support the correct side.

#Kebabs4Canaan

Male Models

>>509046243
That's not an option

You're never getting your country back.

>Josh / Bogdan spam
Faggot general as per usual

weird how he's lecturing about the correct terms of child porn, i wouldn't know. He does because that's his community and I guess he knows best. But kinda weird how he's calling others nonces when there's actual proof of him posting CP online (or whatever his community of nonces prefers it being called)

Being in the UK as a right wing sperg is genuinely tough. You can either join ND groups riddled with trannies and dying liberal beliefs or get rejected by the poors for being weird despite also being racist

>>509046983
Corr

Reminder that goblin the mid thirties bloated weirdo thinks he should be able to marry a 14 year old girl and is now giving lectures on noncery.

>>509047089
Just find yourself a group of self-hating pakis

Made up shite by glowbots.
There to mock you

>>509047235
Pakis are not right wing, they are pure degenerates that can't even follow their useless religion. They have zero virtues

>seething on 1pbtid because he doesn't like being reminded he's a nonce or people shown the proof that he's a nonce
>malding that his preferred noncing terms aren't being used
LMFAO
jewish nonce

My neighbours feet are filthy

>>509047330
Joke on them. I don't have to work on Sundays.. or any other day of the week, really.

>>509047079
>weird how he's lecturing about the correct terms of child porn
>i wouldn't know.
lmfao
you just admitted you don't understand that child porn is actually child abuse

>>509047491
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>509046669
>>509047330
This.

>>509047491
I trust you immediately reported her for health and safety violations. No limiter on that window and someone is going to get hurt.

>>509047491
Airing out your missus every now and then is an important bit of maintenance

>he's gone quiet
he knows he fucked up lmfao

>>509047491
like a sexy rotisserie chicken

>>509047496
you're an actual paedophile
who got banned for posting actual CP
sit down you paedo

>>509047491
>needs a powerful laser pointer webm

>hurr you dun know the preferred paedo community terms
lol
lmao even
disgusting kike peado rat

>where's everyone gone. Need to find them me I do. Don't need anyone me I don't
>frantically checking outer..
Sad cunt

Will you change your tune on noncery once the government makes certain kinds legal in a few years?

>>509048086
They made bumming legal ages ago, that didn't make it any less rank

>>509046155 (OP)
things will only change when people start hunting traitors

prank vids are so cringe

>>509048086
>if it's legal it's right
>if it's illegal, it's wrong

nothing against you but I hate this line of thinking.

>>509048293
how many traitors have you hunted thus far?

josh is handsome and popular and at the end of thale day I think the seethe stems from jealous

>>509046819
the side that rapes british childr.... oh nevermind they both do that.

>>509048391

>>509047491

>1pbtid
>talking about himself
lool
paedo

>>509046578
is that what they are going for? ground troops in ukraine? farage is baiting the BBC and throws out zero red meat this is dangerous
>>509048372
things will not changed until the regime is discredited either by extreme economic downturn or losing a war otherwise they have too disproportional power by inertia

this is simply game theory

>>509048328
I saw a compilation of pranksters getting knocked out and even that was shite. They are a cancer and need to be culled

>>509048432
>Molester Bennington

girl I know at 24or6 is getting called a nonce for fucking a 17 year old lol

>>509048524
LMFAO

>>509048499
am not josh you spack

>>509048524
Wish he'd do a Chester Bennington tbqh

>>509048518
you seen the one where that fella in a suit larps as management in some store and tells a cute indian pajeet girl that she's been fired?

bong bros you can not convince me racism is bad nigs negro ooga booga chimpanzees, bbc doesnt report any of these.

>>509047491
Reminds me when i was visiting my mum a few years back in the midle of summer, she's in granny flats on the third floor.
Anyway im in the kitchen doing the dishes and i can hear two women talking loudly about something in a panic.
I look out the window to see a 40 year old women trying the squeeze through one of those half windows at ground level, well she keeps going through until she gets wedged in by her fat arse.
Now they are both howling with laughter.
It was a picture, i tell thee.

>>509048646
of course you aren't.
you paedo

>>509048696
No and I don't want to

>>509048756
lmao paranoid

>>509048571
age gaps of more than 1 year should be illegal

>>509048571
being upset over age gaps are retarded but it's a bit weird when the girl is the older one

>>509048756
get ready to seethe
https://x.com/i/status/1936816455498051851
>captcha
>wogpod
LMFAO

>>509048677
Why did he do it? Was he just sick of the black one rapping and ruining his songs?

Josh is a paedophile

>>509048907
He was bumming the singer from Soundgarden, and couldn't go on living without him

>>509048800
meant for
>>509048743

>>509047496
you're an actual paedophile
who got banned for posting actual CP
sit down you paedo

https://archive.is/qwuUi
Top comic timing

>>509048907
he was about to uncover pizzagate shit, he made a documentary about nonce rings in the us which he was allegedly a victim of when he was younger which is where his depression came from

nameBAME fatigue

>>509048809
>be 17
>dating a 16 yo
>birthday
>cops kick your door open screaming
>”LOOK OUT ITS A PEEDO DATING A 16 YO!!!! “
>BAM BAM BAM
>DIES

>>509049087
>F0OL
better luck next thread bozo

>>509046440
Bro mice are inherently political same as MacDonalds, do the math

>>509047491
go over there with a set of ladders climb up there and give her arse a sniff

>>509049264
AND RIGHTLY SO

>>509049270

>>509049264
you shouldn't be allowed to do anything romantic until you're at least 19.

>>509049623
>I didn't lose my virginity until 19 so that should be the standard because I'm envious of people who got the good stuff in their mid teens

>>509049454
i once read that 18 yo kid got a 1 year sentencing for fucking a 17 year old? something is not alright.

>>509047678
>mingetenance

Bought a new bag recently that looked nice. My mate turned up with the same bag. We had both bought the same google algorithm bag from its sponsors. this is the future where the Jews dress you

>>509049869
Impossible in the UK

You may be thinking of that Negroid who screwed the jeet in Dubai.

>>509049869
doubt it was over here, when i was 18 my gf was 16

>>509046155 (OP)

>>509048878
She's not cute. Why did you lie?

>>509049127
Grim. Many such cases.

crynonce still throwing his toys outta the pram?

lmfao
https://x.com/i/status/1933630456949584069

I heard you want your country back

>>509050011
>Manbagging
>Being embarrassed that your mate also had it

>>509050098
she is
you're just racist

>>509050211
Filtered

>>509050011
That's not pepe ffs

>>509050233
Maybe.

>>509050282
HAH shut the fuck up

Josh still a paedophile?
>he's talking about prams now
disgusting jewish paedo

>>509049087

>>509050216
Not a manbag, a backpack

>>509050211
>Africa wasn't enough for them to make things work

imagine being a disgusting jewish paedophile, banned from 4chan for posting CP, banned by his own friends on discord for posting CP and then coming here and claiming some moral high ground like he's better than others, when he's a disgusting actual paedophile CP poster

absolutely degenerate, jewish peado.

All the political parties in this country suck cock, I basically know I'll end up voting reform at the next election, but other than their tough stance on immigration I don't like them. Nige's "lets have non doms pay 200k up front to avoud potentially millions in tax" is a pile of bollocks, he's the exact same grifter that the tories were fed up with this shit. The UK unironically needs a national socilaist part not a "nazi" party, but a nationalist left center left leaning part fed up with the fucking cronyism in politics.

>>509050560
OK that's within the realm of acceptability

Members of 764, the satanic paedophile cult, operate in this general. Most notably Josh.

>>509050674
What an absolute nigger

>>509050674
They are in the process of trading Africa to the Chinese for some magic beans. Stupid niggers.

>>509050187
they love a good fight
loads of em' were red guards and would kick the fuck out of heretics back in the day

>>509050187
webm'd the best bit

What is the opinion of most brits on how subservient your country has become to Israel?

Do they notice? Are they ashamed? Are they excited? Is this because of your "Jerusalem" national anthem?

woowee it's a honeybot farm in here innit ima head out

>>509050989
Not wise to mess with a chinese bird they all know kung fu

Heard you want your dindin snack?
Shut the fuck up

He forced a 15 year old girl to brand herself with his initials. He's a dangerous paedophile.

>>509050907
Do that many people eat slop that often to sustain this?

They're fucking everywhere so demand must be there, but I don't get it

Would never eat slop from shady places, let alone get it delivered - especially by a bame.

>>509050996
Look at at lot online discussion. I think that people believe they have pushed their luck a bit too much recently.

>>509050989
Tory mps would pay good money for that

>>509050846
>>509050989
god I wish that were me

>>509050907
On site training/work experience so they can set up their own franchise?

>>509050996
Let em do it I want to know what the niggers really think

>>509050996
lmfao

>>509050996
All this is just winding up the public so that in a few months when 1 million palestinians are kicked out, they will come straight here because of the 'outrage'. Yeah that'll teach those kikes a lesson.

But Rod Stewart can't sing anymore

don't like jews me
don't like paedos neither me
>josh is a jewish paedophile
double hate

The bird teaching the course looks like she's about to strip desudesu

tattoos, piercings and genital mutilations are all kinds of self harm.

>>509051447
>Glastonbury
>Double Fenced
>Watch Towers

Mad Innit

>>509050996
>Is this because of your "Jerusalem" national anthem?
FWIW the intro letter in the 1611 King James Bible refers to England as "our Zion".

>>509051557
Keeping the working class out

>>509051557
Can't risk any unwanteds getting in lad

>>509051447
Fucking hell

>>509050989
i have seen many videos of prostitutes fighting each other but never seen a prostitute fighting a customer

So in the Glastonbury nigger's anti-White song, was he saying that we stole Britain from niggers? Wtf?

>>509051557
Not sure whether it's to keep them in or keep us out, all it needs now is a shower room with a wooden door and 6 million of them

>>509051704
He said niggers build the pyramids

>>509051578
England is Palestine, browns are the jewish settlers who are invading, why care about Palestine over there when we have one here at home? Why listen to brown invader jews talking about how we should care about brown invader jews on the other side of the globe?
Has the world gone mad?

>>509051672
I've seen plenty of vids of fights between husband and wife

>>509051447
just watched that
it's because she's such a shit actor it seems like porno acting
but not dommy mummy material i'm afraid
could have hired any gp receptionist in the country and they would have smashed it

Evening lads, hope josh dies this year.

What changes have you seen in people since COVID?

'Murica

>>509050996
Astroturfed culture war rubbish.

>>509051966
My quad vaxxed sister grew tentacles and my aunty fused with a computer and now lives as a digital entity haunting the web

>>509051966
some have more faith in the party line, some have less, some have checked out

>>509051198
Most posts online are calling for arrests and saying glastonbury is antisemetic. Are British people even allowed to disagree with Israel online?
>>509051578
Christ,what is wrong with protestantism? You're like the sunnis of christianity.
>>509052006
That's the next leader of the UK. Or the next Israeli prefect anyway.

>he doesn't know where everyone has gone
Lol. Sad cunt

>>509052073
Lainpilled aunty.

>>509052073
>and my aunty fused with a computer and now lives as a digital entity haunting the web
the origin of crynonce revealed

>>509050996
>to Israel

>>509052248
>muh pet name cringewank
Kys fag

>>509052315
Cope harder helot.

>How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a roadman
- Bob Vylan

>>509051776
Because the Jews are the ones bringing the foreigners into your country to make it safer for their other wrongdoings, Nazi Germany scared them. The more you hurt the Jews anywhere including in Palestine, the greater chance you have of saving your country.
>>509052157
>Christ,what is wrong with protestantism? You're like the sunnis of christianity.
Desu the Roman Catholic Church is more cringe as "the Throne of Peter". Any country can be a new Zion... if it gets rid of the Jews first.

>>509052315
>take a shower

>>509052430
Naturally, the fenian sides with the anti-White nignog. Match made in Heaven

>>509052478
The bames, they are a changin'

>>509046155 (OP)
starmer has been told to say he regrets saying the other thing he was told to say

>>509052315
tweeter and the monkeyman

>>509051704
Think its more we stole them from their homes. We stole their labour. We stole their hard work. We stole their ideas. We stole their achievements. Immigrants built Britain and now we're the ones enjoying it at the top of the pile while they suffer

think its all that

josh branded crynonce's arse

>>509052315
How is Rupert got his finger on the pulse so quickly?
He must have a good PR advisor. He's saying all the right thing's to get the neo-con nationalists riled up.

>>509052315
Lowkey calling him a smelly nigger. Very based.

>>509050032
nonce

>>509052478
nice

Just willy things

>>509050996
>paddystinian

>>509052814
He's just an eloquent normalish bloke

And the odd bum thing

>>509052315
The Boomerwaffen has awoken

>>509052982
>I'm jewish
Thanks for the reminder (we didn't need it)

the vax didn't really do anything, I though more people would be dead by now.

>>509052766

You've hit upon a core issue: flip-flopping erodes trust faster than a bad policy or mistake ever could.

When someone like Starmer:

Says A because he believes it or is told it's right, then says B because someone else told him it's better optics,

Then says he regrets saying A (but only because B is now more politically convenient),

It starts to look like he has no convictions at all. Just a weather vane in a suit, which is what he is anyway, but he should have just shut the fuck up as it gives off weak leadership vibes - if you let yourself be pushed around by advisors, how will you handle global powers or crises or going to-to-toe with political giants like Lavrov or Erdoğan?

>>509052981
Yea, but I doubt he was watching Glstobury on TV last night just as Bob Vylan came on stage.
Someone must have said "hey Rupert this guy has a song saying you won't get your country back, fuck you... you should take a look".

Shame we can't just vote outright for him to be PM.

>>509052931

>>509053228
cash grab
pharma companies are reeling now

>>509052931
Palestonbury
Guest speaker Tommy Robinsneed

>>509053200
You envy my very kissable lips

>>509052982
Mole Gallagher

A deputy headteacher who bit, scratched and slapped a student has avoided a ban from the profession.

>Claire Herbert, who worked at Red Rose Primary School in Chester-Le-Street, County Durham, got into a fight with a student in June 2022.

A Teaching Regulation Agency (TRA) panel found her guilty of unacceptable professional conduct - but did not consider her risk of repeated offending to be significant enough to bar her from teaching.

>The panel was told how she caused reddening and bruising to various parts of the pupil's body during the altercation.

The incident happened outside of school, where it appeared alcohol was involved.

>The child said they had been “called fat” by the teacher and slapped and scratched by "Miss Herbert's false nails".

A witness told the panel the child told them them Miss Herbert had left bite marks on their hand and head.

>She was referred to the TRA in April 2023 after she received a police caution for common assault.

Ms Herbert said the incident was a “blur” but said the argument “became physical on both sides". The panel heard how the teacher “accepted the blame as the adult in the situation."

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/deputy-head-teacher-primary-school-avoid-ban-red-rose-durham-b2778151.html

>>509053257
it just exposes that he is nothing more than a PM bot, a jewish golem PM bot

>>509046155 (OP)
Times are hard. We can no longer afford the closing forward slash.

give up smoking you'll feel better they said
give up weed, you'll be healthier and feel better they said. I don't feel better or healthier 6 months later

Tommeh is going to attack the next Glastonbury

>>509053228
Thing I've noticed is everyone is dying after a 'brief illness'. 30s,40s, 50s and even the ones in their 60s. I thought we were supposed to be living longer and healthier lives. Every day someone mildly famous or just young and expected dies
>after a brief illness

and all the celeb women getting breast cancer too. Never known it to be this bad.

>>509053257
the only chance our shitty democracy had rested on the elected MPs, but now they are all women with ozempic brain

>>509053388
Some people just aren't good looking, I know you desperately want to be attractive but that's not something you can samefag into life, you're just genetically deficient is all

>>509053476
kek wtf

>>509053515
probably because you are a child

So they care about "death to the IDF", but not them bragging about taking our country?

>>509053476
>had been “called fat” by the teacher and slapped and scratched by "Miss Herbert's false nails".
I sense browness in this teacher

>>509053573
aye. the streets are empty now. I haven't seen another person in months.

>>509053515
It's all jew mind control but everyone is addicted to something

>>509053772
you've got to have both ends of the shitty stick I'm afraid goy

>>509053772
of course not, they agree Whites are evil and racist and Britain doesn't belong to them

>>509053772
That's right.
When a nigger comes at you with a knife threatening to kill you, and they will one day, put that nigger in a coffin.

>>509053661
You seem upset

>>509053772
bbbc are not anti Palestine,
Israel however is in charge of destroying the middle east and having us take in the refugees
so you can fly flags and shit but don't talk shit about idf. They work in tandem

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14850747/Welcome-PIP-capital-UK-one-THREE-people-claim-benefit.html

>>509053515
Go vegan and get right into reiki and crystals.

Primal Scream called for Tony Blair and others + all hippies to be killed at Glastonbury in 2005

>>509053772
Please answer this >>509050996

>>509053883
>I hope you're upset after calling me ugly
Sure pal you cope however you like

>>509053866
Concrete expert Mike Graham is completely unhinged about it. Reminds me of that time he went crazy over football racism.
https://xcancel.com/AkkadSecretary/status/1414896160351952902

>>509053938
well that's just good sense

>>509053661
If he pretends very very hard it becomes real

>>509053772
We only care about supporting palestine here. Go find somewhere else if you want to talk about your impotent white rage.

>>509053909
Visual disease? My eyesight goes blurry after 2pm, can I get PIP?

>>509053998
You envy my boyish good looks and graceful ageing at 35

>>509053901
The BBC rivals Lebanese TV stations in its obsequiousness to Israeli military orders. Google "Raffi Berg BBC" to find out what you pay taxes for.

>>509050996
To be fair to Lowe, his priority thus far has been towards the “I heard you want your country back” part.

>>509053938
That was a quieter, more peaceful time. When they said it, it was just a bit of a joke. People beginning to suffer, but were still mostly happy.
Now everyone is miserable and very angry.

>>509053909
Imagine if we just Leadbettered all of them, visions of a based world

>>509054102
>Raffi Berg BBC
fucking post it you lazy paddy

>>509054146
People were angry then because of the war and the dead scientist, but the country was a lot more united.

>>509054212
Unnecessary tautology

>>509053852
im not addicted to anything man at least i dont think so. don't drink or smoke, used to do both but haven't done since i had a health scare and ended up in a cardiologists office

>>509054306
What's the difference between a tautology and a pleonasm? Explain simply if you can

>>509053909
I like how most of them are a "trust me bro" type situation kek

>>509054449
the second one is what ghosts leave behind after a spook

>>509054127
No-one would give a shit about this Glastonbury drama if the singer hadn't mentioned the IDF.

>>509054562
exactly

>>509054069
you haven't managed to pull a bird in several years.

>>509054681
I've pulled loads lmfao

Why do this when we can import foreigners for cheaper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA6BCIWPJ30

>>509053909
>Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society... Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed, modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.

>>509054501
fibromyalgia is the golden ticket
fucking wasters

Night lads x

>>509046155 (OP)

Anylad ITT ever pumped that CharliXCX?

Fuck I'm so lonely and depressed, it's so depressing hearing people at work talking about going on holiday with their mates and gfs

>>509054891
you have to do a backflip to unlock the next level, you never will

>>509054824
Aye that is absolute bollocks kek

>>509054891

Are we not all prisoners in a cage of our own devising?

>>509054891
comparison is the thief of joy

>>509054681
>several years
Bros a fucking virgin my friend

josh is rugged and handsome, he facemogs any namebame here

>>509055040
post anus

For absolute fucks sake, this really is the golden ticket to a lasting career in pip

>>509055036
35 is several, in a sense

>>509055139
>35
More likely
>45

dje media was ASSAULTED by 2 blacks guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to_YXXaZW6o

>>509054891

Sunny weathers the worst though, innit.

>I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes- I have to turn my head, until the darkness goes.
.

>>509054891
thoughts aren't real it's just lack of exercise

>>509055214

>>509055138
you can also use it to avoid various social or professional engagements because these symptoms can come and go as necessary. I know someone pulling this shit.

>>509055214
>dje media
Glowing twat

>>509055244
Gay

Manchester airport Paki’s go on trial tomorrow.
Bet they get less than Lucy.
Also I need a witty caption for this pic.

>>509055356
he had it coming t b h always pushing peoples buttons. complete mong

>>509053515
You got a few more quid in your pocket though, through not spending it on fags and weed?
That's always a positive.

>>509055214
auditing nonsense is weird

>>509054891
come go alton towers meet la x

Thats me having my tea now lads. Sausages taste a bit funny, so I'm just having potatoes.

>>509055214
for fucks sake

>>509055723
i've run out of food now

>>509055820
crazy how old people run out of food and just fucking die

>>509055776
>NHS wigs

>>509055894
not that crazy, probably just decided there's no point carry on

>>509055894
do they? Never heard of that, they fall over or get stuck in the bath

I am 21 and have never had a job. What believable lies do I put on my CV?

>>509055776
>Salad Hussein
What a name

>>509055776
Is a salad hussein the jeet version of a caeser salad

He's going rogue lads

>>509054891
it's important to learn to be comfortable with being alone as a man or you will suck a shotgun. Having to be in constant relationships is a dilemma for women.

>>509056008
You've been on safari since leaving school

>>509055906
You can get very sophisticated hair systems* now. I bet the NHS free wig treatment is just an old toupee

Do you think we could convince the Black Belt Barrister to beat up The Not So Secret Cunt?

>>509056008
You were raised by wolves

>>509055138
"Long Covid" is the new fibromyalgia, it has almost the exact same "symptoms" and employers won't dare question you about it for fear of being called "covid deniers"

Local chip shop round here, was owned by an Italian family for years. Normal chippe menu, nice fish and chips, no problem.

Now the shops been bought by pakis, fucking dozens of them in there, and whats worse, theyre all dressed in black uniforms like the Islamic state.

I obviously dont go in, but its sad because now theres no chippie.

>>509056003
It's what happened to gene hackman probably after his wife just dropped dead from the v*x

>>509056130

>>509056031
>that hand
is he evolving? into what I wonder?
The treatment must continue

>>509056149
>>509056078
In other words, I'm fucked?

>>509048720

Blacks see whites as a prey species/

>>509055820
>ID: willy
Lol

I can't understand a word the Kneecap guys say.

>>509056031

Why havent the NHS killed him?

Actually maybe it’s because he posts publicly. Maybe that is what protects him.

>>509056218
aye aye rod stew

>>509056198
Why didn't you get a loan from the bank and hire some white people to run it. If pakis can do it then you can as well.
Just tell the bank you are Jewish.

>>509056008
You can build HTML website frames, if an employer is interested in you, asked what they noticed and if that comes up do the freecodecamp.org HTML module so you have some buzzwords.

>>509056251
Nah play their own games all the touchy feely shite hr womynz love, you was finding yourself travelling to sort your mental health as a marginalised person. etc

>>509056251
just put any old shit and get a job
hospitality type jobs

>>509055418
>implying the judge doesn't immediately throw their case out

>>509056251
Find a company that's fallen through online and say you did admin for them, make sure there's no-one to contact

>>509056061
I've never had a gf and I'm cutting off my mates because they're toxic

>>509055138
this is basically real but it’s just the result of various hormone imbalances that can be sorted out with a strict elimination diet and a few supplements

Why yes, it's me again.
The successful one. The powerful one.
The man with multiple streams of income, a paid-off mortgage, a private pension, and a wife from a wealthy bloodline that guarantees me a quarter-million-pound inheritance within two decades—if I don’t spontaneously combust from fixating on a Tumblr post first.

Some men enjoy wine. Others enjoy horses.
Me? I enjoy sifting through random British IPs at 2AM trying to figure out if one of them is Josh.

Let me tell you, there's no greater thrill than reverse image searching Co-op stock photos to prove a man I hate bought his groceries. It's not obsession. It's aristocracy. This is what the gentry do.

I log my staff's hours by day.
I fantasise about a fat NEET’s sexual trauma by night.
I am, in every way, the epitome of high society.

Did I mention I'm not even mad?
I mean sure, I’ve mentioned Josh by name over 200 times, implied he was raped by his grandad, projected hereditary schizophrenia onto him, and claimed he's melting down despite not even being in the thread—but trust me, I’m cool.
Normal people always post in vertical text to spell “SAD CUNT.”

You see, while Josh writes fluid essays, dismantles narratives, and reverse-baits me into exposing my own disturbed inner world, I’m the one actually winning.
Because I once politely turned down free tits from a drunk woman.
That’s the measure of a man.
It’s all very rational.
Like a spreadsheet.
If the spreadsheet was drawn in blood and semen on the wall of a Section 136 holding cell.

At the end of the day, I’m just doing my duty:
Monitoring forums for the fat autistic man who lives rent-free in my endocrine system.
Stalking his alternate Tumblr accounts.
Staring at his online LARPs like they’re sacred runes.

Because nothing screams well-adjusted, happily married aristocrat like writing nightly fanfiction about Josh being raped as a child.

>>509056251
Get a m8 to give you a reference

>>509056484
Have you been excommunicated yet?

>>509055418
if that's tiger bread
Pig in tiger, fell off wagon
like crouching tiger hidden dragon
then you can seethe in the comments when no-one gets it

>>509056031
>>509056378
bet they can't wait to legally be allowed to give him the hard sell on one of kims suicide pods

>>509056140

Hate that woke lefty cunt, scary thing is that 90% of our judiciary thinks just like him. I can imagine him performing moral gymnastics now about how that glasto nigger wasn't doing a hatecrime but Lucy Connolly was

>>509056378
they probably tried, but timmy has the blood of Henry VIII flowing through his veins.

>>509056008
Fought for the Ukraine

>>509056559
I excommunicate myself, then i have to go tell them what i've done
then we're back in the game

>>509056465
I've applied to hundreds of jobs over the past 2 years, all of them minimum wage, pleb tier jobs. Applied for glass collecting in a pub even, and they said I needed a years experience. I applied to Aldi once and they actually got back to me, however instead of a traditional interview which I was trained for in college and school, i had to instead film myself answering a set of questions they send. So no actual interview, just talking to the camera and reading a script essentially. I refused to do that because if they can't be even arsed to meet you or even speak on the phone, why bother wasting my time with them?
>>509056484
Noted.

>>509056496
Cutting off your hand is a bad imo move but at least you'll get pip so go for it.

>>509056609
>Isn't that terrifying?
lel

>>509056609
Thus far, I've seen them attempt to distinguish between Connolly and the nigger by claiming there were riots at the time Connolly made her Tweet. Except, there wasn't.

>>509056767
Pick up the phone and call them, you will magnify your chances of landing something x100

Help! I'm trapped in the computer!

>>509056767
Job market is fucking mental, it's always been tough but now it's just impossible
seen that finance gal who applied for 650 jobs

>>509056932
Delete system 32

>>509056932
Have you tried turning it off and on again

>>509056932
The key is to remain calm. How long have you been trapped and what operating system are you running?

>gobbo gets deleted
probably cp again
>35
LMFAO
Hes 42. lying fat paedo

>>509056932
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF CHARLIE BROOKER

>>509056932

>>509057037
>Have you tried turning it off and on again
Don't do this anon unless you've saved yourself to hard drive. You're liable to delete yourself if you merely exist in RAM.

>>509056932
what OS?
btw if you're in Vista there's no escape I'm afraid.

>>509056836
The maybe vaguely legit argument you could make is
>Connolly referred to a specific action (burning down hotels), against a narrow group (refugees), in this country
>Wog Dylan or whatever just broadly called for 'death', to a foreign military, in a foreign land
Fuck that though, Connolly shouldn't be in jail, and the wog shouldn't be in this country. Simple as.

>>509055034
>comparison is the thief of joy
This.
Comparing your shit with someone else's is a recipe for a lifetime of misery.

>>509056601
He'd still find a way to fake a fall and end up back on the ward

>>509057131
Remember that message system Windows XP had at the start? Scammers could just send random messages to your computer.

>>509056030
hurrrrr yea mate, must be.

im really good at violence
i forgot how i like it

I'm gonna be a massive loner in my 30s

>>509057261
Sexual violence?

>>509057360
No, Although there is an erotic pleasure to it

>>509057157
Windows ME

>>509046707
>gzdoom saved to taskbar
based

>>509055418

[cue Sky Sports commentator]
"Welcome to Super Sunday: Breakfast Edition. Live from Horncastle! One lad. Two baps."

[Roy Keane]
“Look, if he wants to be the best, he’s got to make those baps his own. No excuses. You either dominate the game, or it dominates you.”

[Post-Match Interview]
“Talk us through that last bite.”
“I knew if I hesitated, I would fold. But I trusted my training. Big shout out to Nana she always used to say, ‘Get a grip lad.’”

>>509058033
>1 post by this id
324 posts in

infinity BAMEs

>>509058198
baps?
that's a tiger loaf cut in half

>>509058235
best pay the taxes so coomies can make more rules and call me a bigot

>>509058217
what does that have to do with anything

clews
https://rumble.com/v6vhobr-special-guest-michelle-keane-joins-the-show.html?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v1_upp_a

>>509058235
alri Bojo la

Reckon poland should make their own phone. Can all it the iKuwra

>>509058303

Ah yes, the elusive Panis Tigris Domesticus — often mistaken for a bap by the untrained palate.

One must admire this artisanal Panis tigris, with its signature marbled crumb and expertly caramelized crust — delicately balancing rustic chewiness and a subtle sweetness. Would you say its complex Maillard reaction and textural dichotomy lend it the ideal structural integrity for such a morning payload?

I know these guys in real life
They cant protect their loved ones
The state isnt that power

haha josh got absolutely BTFO and humiliated again today, just like yesterday. I bet he'll be working overtime with his sock puppets to recover from this, calling himself good lad from random 1pbtids all night long