Thread 509055558

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kek

Turns out God is a dipshit, and you can fool him consistently with precise behaviors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBumTNZvVvk

It's always been this way, you're just figuring this out now because you're slow.

>>509055558 (OP)
It's just part of their culture. The Talmud has a story where the rabbis outsmart Yahweh and Yahweh concedes.

>>509055558 (OP)
because god are niggers and they're really easy to trick

Jews think they are smarter than everyone

>>509055558 (OP)
>allow them to violate the law
The key here being that they think it allows them to. Just like they think if they get muh antisemitism outlawed it wont make people want them dead more. they are the physical manifestation of the cartoon villain that has an absolutely retarded scheme but thinks its pure genius.

>>509055898
that's why everyone else has to racemix with niggers since they're already made in god's image, but not retarded and easy to trick yet just like god is that are stupid niggers... except for the jews because they're the chosen people that outsmarts god or niggers

>>509055781
Wait, so He knew He would get outsmarted and still allowed it, that is hilarious

whats worth to be chosen by a god fooled by the most retarded tricks?

Jews lie non stop

>>509055558 (OP)
jews are so retarded, the whole high iq thing is such bs

>>509055558 (OP)
In the Book of Genesis, Jacob beat God in a wrestling match, then he was renamed Israel, meaning "one who struggles with God."
So yes, a Jew can, evidently, beat God.

>>509055558 (OP)
Jews, Christians, and Muslims worship the Demiurge.

>>509056115
They international made their god (man makes their gods, not the other way around) retarded to build a superiority complex around how they "outsmarted" god.

>>509055558 (OP)
They wear those little hats to keep God from seeing their schemes.

>>509055558 (OP)
Because your understanding and their understanding of what god is is different?

They don't assume god is human, it's a force of nature.
Are you "tricking" water by causing it to do something you want despite it being hard?

We've "tricked" water into destroying better than fire through high pressure streams.

>>509056236
this is how christians and jews see god
>nigger, black people, africans are "god"
>everyone else like jeets, spics, chinks, are made in god's image, because they're not white, but only kinda black or colored
>jews or wypipo are chosen people that outsmarts god

>>509056236
doesnt this defeat the purpose of a god?

>22 million views and 272,000 likes

Jew fatigue is out of control

>>509056395
Jews clearly refer to Hashem as a singular figure not nature

>>509055558 (OP)
how the fuck do jews eat

since lifting a piece of unleavened bread is you working

how do they even cook?

you used to be able to get a job as an elevator operator - so obiously that's work, and they fixed the problem using sabbath operation

but so is being a cook - that's a job that's work?

is there some special clause that permits it?

>>509055558 (OP)
Because he's not their god.
Or rather, they acknowledge he exists and they try to placate him, but they hate him because he's continuously smiting them for worshipping their actual god, who is Azazel aka Ba'al
In the Bible the Jews sacrifice to YHWH and Azazel at Passover. They did this in the Temple.
They sacrifice to Azazel because he is the God down here. In the Apocalypse of Abraham, Azazel is given permission and power to rule on Earth till the end of days. So, he's in charge down here and if the Jews want shit, like material wealth or power, then they sacrifice to Azazel. This is where Moloch sacrificing comes from, killing a first born child. The Carthaginians did the same shit. In the Talmud there's various Rabbis chiming in on how to get around YHWH's prohibition on Moloch sacrificing.
I repeat:
THEY STILL WANTED TO DO IT, EVEN IN 500AD WHEN THE TALMUD WAS COMPILED

They invented Freemasonry because 109 countries kept finding out about this shit and throwing them out, so Freemasons were created to protect them and get rid of churches and monarchs who could persecute them
Freemason Albert Pike gave the game away in Morals and Dogmas when he wrote "Lucifer is God! Doubt it not! But unfortunately Adonai is also God!"
Lucifer is just another name for Azazel, Adonai is just another name for YHWH
Not he says "unfortunately" YHWH is also God.
Like Jews, they hate him, over Azazel Lucifer, whom they worship.

>>509055558 (OP)
>God knows your heart and the number of hairs on your head.
>Thinks He can be fooled by switches and wires
Do Jews really?

>>509055558 (OP)
They're all going to hell anyways. The old covenant is dead.

>>509055558 (OP)
if God is all knowing does it mean he knows how it feels to gargle on freshly sprugled semen ?

>>509055898
These people can't drink milk.

>>509056737
they still do it

>>509056757
>Do Jews really?
no. they do not see this as cheating, they see it as clarifying the meaning of the law. an eruv does delimit what can be called a courtyard, therefore it is lawful to carry within its confines.

They love the finest seats at banquets, and in synagogues and to be called by men "Rabbi"

But you, do not be called Rabbi, for you have one teacher

>>509056715
>lifting a piece of unleavened bread is you working
that's the point, what is working anyway?
is chewing working?
is your heart working on the sabbath?
where do you draw the line?

>>509057003
I don't doubt it.

Also, note on that trestle board image there is Jacob's Ladder. Jacob's Ladder is what Azazel is said to have descended to corrupt mankind.

>>509057574
I don't know

Why don't you and your peoples gather in Israel and argue about it for a few centuries

>>509057574
yeah this lol - even he gets how strange it is

if you consider it probably takes less calories to push an elevator button than it does to eat a sandwich

so in that way you've done MORE work than you would have by just pushing the button

>>509055558 (OP)
seems to be working.
they seem to be right about a lot of stuff and willing to do things that bring them power that other people just are too lazy or stubborn to do

>>509055558 (OP)
it's not that jews think they CAN trick god.
it's that they think god won't reward them unless they TRY to trick god.
god has to admit when he's been had, even by his own rules.
or something i dunno.
it's not like tricking god, it's literally about the effort to deceive, not the deceit itself.

everyone knows, including the jews, the goyim, and god that it's just some dumb fucking moronic interpretation or usually just literal word play.

but that's the point; a good jew engages in those practices.

Jews are a bunch of hucksters and peddlers

Because God is a dumbass.

>>509055558 (OP)
>hehehe I can trick a omnipotent omniscient and omnipresent being
redditors everyone.

>>509055558 (OP)
because the Lord their God is a trickster God and his children trying to trick him is amusing to him.
for example imagine being a fighter and your 5 year old son throws himself at you and tries to fight you. won't you be proud of him ?? won't you be amused??
it's the same for the Jews and their God.

>>509056440
What's this

>>509058134
bet you wouldn't say that to His face

>>509056737
>>509057745
What if the world get rid of every Abrahamic religion. How any of that semitic shit will matter if the humanity worship or believe in a God not attached to any religion or object?
You can't tell me that it's what they want, otherwise they'd have done it already.

>>509057875
Fuck off kike. They're disgusting retard scum and I'd rather die a slave than had lived as a sack of shit Jew.

>>509058299
the kosher lightswitch

lel

>>509058611
well i'm not jewish and dont want them to be in charge but all i can tell you is they are, and yes you are a wage slave, and whatever you are doing in your job is probably advancing jewish power, and will probably die a wage slave anyway

We did it, Reddit!

>>509058312
Kill all anti abortion nigger loving christ cucks

>>509055558 (OP)
Matthew 22:15-22 "15.) Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk. 16.) And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men. 17.) Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Cæsar, or not? 18.) But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites? 19.) Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny. 20.) And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? 21.) They say unto him, Cæsar’s. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Cæsar the things which are Cæsar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s. 22.) When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way."

Jews trying to trick God is nothing new

>>509056440
>normal/sabbath
that's what I labeled the semiauto/auto switch on my high-powered rifle

>>509055558 (OP)
they observe a religion of angels. the law was given to them by a mediator (angel of the Lord). This is well documented by historians as well as Stephen and Paul.

>>509058910
>This is well documented
That's the thing. If something can be lost, then that something is not real. None of it is.

>>509055715
I’m going to tell God on you

>>509056685
You literally just used nature as a singular word.

>rabbi, God says we're not allowed to rape and murder kids!
>what is a kid? Is an infant goy considered a kid? A young cow is called a calf, so an infant goy can't be called a kid because goy are like cattle, you know? Therefore...
And that is why we need laws to protect the chosen people from anti-antisemitism, forced conversions, pogroms, and the holocaust (aka the consequences of their own actions).

>>509055558 (OP)
they invented god
this is all one big humiliation ritual

>>509056886
God knows everything that you know so, yes, God knows what it feel slike through your experiences gargling cum.
Also, God says "fuck niggers, jews and nigger jews."

>>509059373
Just the fact that there's kikes that don't follow that shows that it's all a theatre to confuse and fool you.
It's all bullshit and it's all to serve the jews.

if your good is satan, then should be ok to trick him, remember jews´s god is not the same

>>509059720
Hahahaha. You both worship YHVH stop with the cope.

>>509059720
They just have a different interpretation of his nature, they do not consider him human or human-like.
See: >>509056395

If you consider forces of nature to be satan you are not helping yourself.

>>509055558 (OP)
because they invented their system of beliefs so they can hack them. in the end our only understanding of God is through observation, religion is a system of control.

>>509059948
Think a little deeper and you'll see that that is bullshit.

>>509060820
I personally do not believe in god at all, especially not the silly "holy" books.
If you want to tell jews howstupid their faith is i suggest you go find them and tell them, in my experience they're always ready to discuss things.

>>509055558 (OP)
It's the fundamental basis of their religion. Their extreme, nigger tier delusions of grandeur are down to the belief that they can trick God with the most retarded wordplay.
When you see how fucking retarded and blatant the propaganda from people like Bibi Netanyahu is it makes a lot of sense.

>>509056076
Do you even know the story of how Israel got its name?

>>509061188
>in my experience they're always ready to discuss things.
Because their book's structure says so? It's all about questioning each other!
>we are chosen
>we follow and carry more rules that you don't need to
I'm not talking about their believe, I'm talking about how they don't think it's a force of nature, they break the rules all the time without any workarounds or being subtly about it, they do say they can do everything because they're chosen and they'll say so to you in a rushed manner. They've gone to one extreme to the other, if they believed it was a force of nature, they wouldn't even attempt it, they know they can do horrors and NOTHING will happen to them, it's the opposite of believing the force of nature. The reality itself shows you there's no such filter, why jews would believe it, the worst actors of such horrors? Actual actors of said actions, not like they just sell it so others fall into the sins or into breaking any sort of rules.

>>509055558 (OP)
kikes are incredibly finicky about verbalization and semantics etc, they think words and laws have supreme power and do everything they can to subvert them "legally" instead of just being a man and doing what they want and breaking a law, they're a very feminine "people"

>>509055558 (OP)
Mormons are the same way
It’s always the slimmest “ religions”

The heart uses electricity so all jews arent allowed to use their hearts on the shabbat

>>509062832
Loopholes into their own religion that they don't believe is funny. More like loopholes in real life where they also have privileges directly from their own people.
>>509063364
I will start a cult right now and put together a counterfeit book that others can read which then they'll believe I follow any of that shit and the shit that I do follow aka human sacrifice and other crimes I will say it's not in the book at all.

>>509061866
What a shitty pic to use, you can barely see the hexagram that it is.

>>509055781
Reminder that many jewish scholars recount that in the final days before the temple was destroyed an "angel of light" appeared before them during the witching hour

The talmund is literal satanic propaganda

It's all so tiresome. Human life is a prank

>>509055781
>He [Moses] was upset when he realised that even he could not understand what Akiva and his students were discussing

>even though they were supposed to be discussing interpretation of the revelation that
>he
>had received
lol

says a lot

Jesus is a muslim
This thread is about jesus now
You dont know what a messiah is. Jesus IS THE CHRIST, THE MESSIAH and he didnt die dangling on a stick like you say
Messiahs are supposed to live not die. Jesus is a man and hes been alive for 2000 years. Help jesus the mortal messiah

Many Christians are utterly appaling to jesus, they always want jesus to save them, jesus needs saving himself thats what a messiah is for , save the messiah, save yourself while saving the messiah, a messiah doesnt have a magic wand to save people. Thats not how a messiah works. Stop doing blood drinking and flesh eating rituals, you mock jesus when you do that. The man is trying to be a messiah, save him, let him get a wife and a life thats he deserves being a good messiah and all. Help jesus

Jesus needs to beat the antichrist and youre saying he died and that thats a good thing. How is jesus gonna be a messiah if hes dead? He wont obviously

How can you even talk yourself out of that. Impossible. Jesus is a man and jesus needs saving. Jesus is still alive for 2000 years thanks allah

Save jesus

>>509065464
>(((opinion)))
i see

proof?
>what?
>n-naw goy
>I don't do 'proof'

NEXT

>>509055715
>implying god is the devil
>implying fooling yourself is fooling god
>still consistently losing despite living in a world of historical information which validates that humans don't have access to special powers and eventually die
>still shit posting on the internet like you think you're intelligent instead of living in paradise after having apparently successfuly tricked "god"
>living in an existential contradiction
lol.
reply requested.

>>509055558 (OP)
>>509055953

>>509056185
>Israel
>Meaning "one who struggles with God."

>>509068164
Yes, "hate" is love. God loves those who hate him and shit on him and fuck him, fuck him children punch him etc. Then God tries to hold you and you fuck him up, he loves how much you struggle and do evil shit.

>>509056076
I wonder why he told them to fuck off then proceeded to shun them.

>>509066075
Yhyw and Lucifer were switched in the Bible

>>509055558 (OP)
>they don't really see it as cheating
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1lm1ayz/dot/n04miyv/
(no agreeing, just wanted to mention the comment)

>>509055558 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

>>509055558 (OP)
the same reason that satan thinks he can beat god. pride.

>>509056208
So true, king

>>509055781
sounds like fast talking fraudsters

>>509055558 (OP)
>it's not dupers delight, goyim!
>it's praying!

>>509056014
Jews are part nigger.

Lol

>>509056076
The final message is that love from God isn't coerced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened etc but gifted, it's an unmerited favour, God knows mankind and those smartass Jews in this case are idiots but he is being kind.

>>509058299
Since the jews cannot turn on/off the light on their special days they invented a switch that is always on that they can press that may or may not automatically switch on/off at a later random time. Because them pressing the button and the light turning on/off isn't directly related they didn't turn the light on/off.
the jew switch tells you everything you need to know about jews.

>>509079027
what kind of silly rule is this? What's the exact language of the rule say? Why would Jews make a rule that says you can't do something as simple as turn on a switch?
>>509056715
instead of coming up with loopholes why don't they just say "hey you know what it turns out when God said we couldn't work that didn't include pushing a button on an elevator because nobody considers that actual work"

>>509056208
I have seen this calculation before and it makes no sense. 24 million? OK sure, but in revelation god kills billions of people.
Following a god that killed millions but then turned his life around and became good, well, fine.
Following a god that promises to instigate massive slaughter of the majority of the world's population? Ehh... Not fine

>>509071106
no.
power is given or made.
you did not make, so you must have received.

>>509077448
are you retarded

the abrahamic god is the opposite of everything you said

>>509057781
>>509079377
Jews never argue about this stuff, much less would argue for a century. What they do is imagine shit on their heads (making up scenarios) and then pretend it actually happened.

>>509055558 (OP)
they treat their holy book like it's code and God is like...an operating system or something I don't know

>>509080782
*in their heads
>>509080928
They treat God was something that will never turn on the chosen ones.

>>509057574
>is your heart working on the sabbath?
I'm going to say yes to this just for the shits and giggles
>and the implications

>>509055558 (OP)
They rejected their messiah, so they are afflicted collectively with a reprobate mind. They need to believe that Yeshua is the Messiah, but won't collectively do so until the Time of Jacob's Trouble.

>>509055558 (OP)
When you look like they do, you kinda HAVE to be a pro at deluding yourself--
like, "yeah, I can totally get one over on THE GOD THAT CREATED MY UNIVERSE" level deluded.

>>509056715
>>509057574
Both of these posters are kikes.
What is working ANYWAY...?

>>509081462
The world can't be about Israel unless they make it so. End the semitic shit.

>>509082860
Stop conflitation the British construct in Palestine with the biblical "israel", you kike.

>>509055558 (OP)
>Cain gave to God the fruits of his hard work
>Abel gave the firstborn lamb as sacrifice, a free gift of the land

God accepted Abel sacrifice, and Cain burned with envy.

>>509084032
Where did I mention a place? I said Israel as the collection of people and semitic as the abrahamic religions as a collection. God can't and is not related to the middle east or share a relationship with certain people, the semitic people don't matter nor their religion.

>>509055558 (OP)
This is what I don't get about Jews. They believe in and fear their god enough to FOLLOW the rules. At the exact same time though they are such lawyers about it that they find the dumbest loopholes. Shouldn't that be disrespecting the spirit of their god? I mean...

if they're willing to put a wire around the city to "block it out" and other retarded shit to trick an omnipotent and all seeing being out of judgement just what are they willing to do to you?

>>509056395
That's retarded. They still believe God made humans in his image. They refer to him as a man. He is given human attributes all throughout the Jewish Bible. Maybe they're just retarded kikes.

>>509056715
Work is working a job. Doing labor. Eating and turning on and off lights isn't laboring. Jews being retarded. Resting is literally just not doing any hard work or going to your job.

>>509055558 (OP)
professor's hiding his based power level right in the open

>>509057879
Oh so is that why God rewarded Jacob's trickery of Esau?

>>509079027
>>509079377
That's pants on head retarded. Just leave the lights off if you know your holiday is starting the next day. Then you don't need to be dumb.

>>509065464
The Gospel contradicts your fake Muslim book. Muhammed read the Gospel and threw it out.

>>509055558 (OP)

the kikes god is El Shaddai, they aren't tricking the burning bush one iota, little do these sinning jews realise but the soul in every chicken swung round a lice-riddled head once inhabited the avatar of a rabbi who thought he could cheat El Shaddai.

true story and if it isn't it will be by the time I've edited it enough.

>>509084308
>as the abrahamic religions as a
No such thing.
There is only Christianity, pisslam and talmudism are retarded spin offs.
Futhremore, Christianity was essentially created by the Greeks in Alexandria and codified by them during the council of nikea.
So, piss off.

>>509087025
Tell me how the new testament came to be, and tell me what Christians believe in the current day, if you say it's a rip off of the hebrew shit, they'll proceed to try to lecture you into sucking a jew's parts. It was a cancer to the mediterranean and west world.

>>509087527
Or rather, the hebrew shit is a rip off.

>>509087527
>lecture you into sucking a jew's parts
How
>It was a cancer to the mediterranean and west world.
>proceeds to conquer the world to spread the gospel and become the most advanced civilization

>>509055558 (OP)
jews were so mindbroken when their temple was turned into a grass field they hailed their conqueror flavian as the messiah. they still pray to this day at the wall of an old roman fort proclaiming it their new temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHOK66qj9xc

>>509055715
you won't be able to bamboozle yourselves out of eternity in hell