Thread 509071030

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>>509071030 (OP)
Nuclear safety inspector Mr. Barista

>>509071030 (OP)
uhhhh his position nets 100-200k after taxes in the USA as a power plant operator.

His dad bought it for him after a big payout for getting his foot run over by a mail truck or something.

Thats actually what happened.

>>509071030 (OP)
My parents bought the house in 1992 for $99K. Its now worth $1.5 mil. I legit dont know how zoomers and Alphas will even sniff at home ownership

>>509071325
and his kids are cheap. give Bart a microphone and he's good for an episode

>>509071030 (OP)
he actuallty had a good job. but i alwas seen it as propaganda like america is so great bros you couldnt believe it, even an idiot can have a dream life

>>509071030 (OP)
Homer probably really made good money working at a nuclear power plant desu.

>>509071030 (OP)
Dental Plan
Lisa needs braces

He works atva nuclear power plant

>>509071030 (OP)
it was explained in one of the episode. Homer is a "special" hire put on an no-work position with increased pay because of something his father did for Mr. Burns before Homer became an adult.

>>509071429
>I legit dont know how zoomers and Alphas will even sniff at home ownership
They won't lol

>>509071030 (OP)
P.S. also Marge is receiving monthly paycheck that no one knows about from her side hustle that generates royalties

>>509071030 (OP)
He lived in Springfield Oregon

Anyone can afford a house and two shitty cars back in the 90's

>>509071030 (OP)
YOU SOUND LIKE HIM poor old grimy

>>509071429
I'm going to murder a boomer and take his house. 2 meth heads almost got away with it, but kept his body in a shed.

>>509071325
He made $362.19 a week. You do the math.

>>509071030 (OP)
is Mr burns jewish?

>>509071030 (OP)
He had blackmail on Mr. Burns.

sorry this one is better

>>509071429
>My parents bought the house in 1992 for $99K. Its now worth $1.5 mil. I legit dont know how zoomers and Alphas will even sniff at home ownership
Who will inherit that house? There's your answer

>>509071030 (OP)
They were shit cars

And Homer worked as a nuclear plant engineer... it's supposed to be an irony of the series

Kek. The mentally ill, obsessive compulsive, /tv/ & /co/ samefagging spammer is now shitting up /pol/. Good job mods.

>>509071878
he was fabricated from the idea of jacob rothschild hes dead now

>>509071885
And below another bowling alley...

>>509071030 (OP)
kys grimes

>>509071030 (OP)
Why should this be unreasonable is the real question. Owning two used vehicles is reasonable. Owning a modestly sized home like this should be reasonable, it's not even large using the proportions of the cars for scale. How did shit get fucked up so bad this isn't even within the realm of reality for normal people anymore. Both Canada and the US have essentially infinite land and resources available.

>>509071030 (OP)
My gf's dad in 1995 was a nam vet postal carrier with 4 kids. His wife worked at the city college, and they had a nice 5 bedroom house in a good neighborhood.

>>509071030 (OP)
that was doable in the 90s

Al Bundy made less sense

Abe gave him the down payment by selling his house we won in a crooked Jamestown. Homer and Marge promise to always take care of him for doing this favor. They then joke about sending him to nursing home in 2 months

>>509072200
>ow did shit get fucked up so bad this isn't even within the realm of reality for normal people anymore.
Covid did most of it.

>>509071030 (OP)

the show gave away a replica house: https://www.iamnotastalker.com/2016/06/29/the-real-life-the-simpsons-house/

the winner opted for $75k jewbux instead, and someone bought the house on the open market for $100k.

houses are cheap as chips in muttland, because ameripoors are larping brokies. they have glorified caravans made out of cardboard and popsicle sticks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IftnB9XzYfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB-P8HnkvKo

>>509071741
So marges knitting business finally took off huh?

>>509071030 (OP)
He worked for a billionaire at a nuclear powerplant. People that work at nuclear plants make some big bucks. The real travesty is making fun of Homer as though he's stupid. Nuclear plant workers in the US are not dumbasses. And still make a lot of money.

>>509071030 (OP)
Consider where Springfield is. The real Springfield that Groening based the cartoon version on is kind of cheap to live in too.

>>509071030 (OP)
Those cars are at least 35 years old. Really not that expensive

>>509071836
That would be 40k worth today.

>>509071325
yea and jobs like that used to be a dime a dozen. Now they're few and passed down through families. Anyone who is a winner is chosen and funded by the State.

>>509071030 (OP)
where I grew up in the 90s that kind of house cost $60k and a factory worker made $40k. Even if Homer was just a labourer he would be able to afford it. But actually for the position he has at the plant he should be living in a way nicer place.

The house in "You only move twice" is more reflective of what he should have been living in if his salary reflected his position

>>509071429
Those houses will be turned into multi-unit dwellings, a few bedrooms + bathroom is going to be an apartment with 2-3-4 apartments per mcmansion.

>How was a cartoon able to
Shut the fuck up retard

>>509071836
correct
we used to be a real country

>>509071030 (OP)
Even if you just scrub the shitters at a plant you could afford a decent place to live, not a 2 story in suburbia though

homer simpson was an alcoholic bum and a supreme cuck. truth.

>>509072840

$12 jewbux/hour gross pay. supreme brokie.

no wonder marge was taking carl's loads.

>>509072840
Paying 24.48% in tax is crazy though.

>>509071030 (OP)
In the show, his Dad helped him buy the house and Burns pays him to look the other way on all the safety violations at the nuclear plant. That wouldn't have been too hard to pull in the early 90's.

>>509073093
kek this takes me back man
some of the very first porn i ever saw was shit like this that some weirdo drew back in the 90s
I honestly can't even begin to imagine what it's like for kids today, no wonder zoomers are absolutely cooked, at worst we would see some toon fetishists simpsons drawings, now it's traps and faggots and hardcore whores
at least back when I was 15 I got to watch whores do it for free on cam
i'll never forget the /b/ threads when anon found a live one and we'd all egg her on to
>shoe on head
>now sharpie in the pooper

>>509071030 (OP)
>midwest
>safety inspector for plant
>bought before 1990

>>509071030 (OP)
Homer lived in Springfield and worked and Three Mile Island. Back then with lower population, less traffic, it was an easy commute by car. He made good money because he never complained about safety, which Mr. Burns liked.

>>509072700

If you want to be a reactor operator you join the US Navy, serve 60 years (I think there's like a large bonus if you can pass the test, like down payment on a nice house).

Then you can find a job at a power plant, Easily make $300k as a senior reactor operator, but you constantly test to keep your job and the position generally ages you like a president.

>>509071030 (OP)
He was a very senior power engineer. Even today he could afford that.

>>509071807
Homer always tried to be nice to Grimey, even if Homer was an annoying retard. Poor 'ol Grimey. I have both been Grimey, and been the victim of envious Grimeys. Really, all he needed was to be loved by someone, anyone and then all that bitterness would have gone away.

>>509071429
how are you going to pay propery taxes even?

1.5 million means $1250 in tax every single month

>>509075142
This is bullshit. Can't own land unless you pay the government for land that they don't own. They won't cut your lawn, or replace your gutters. It's just robbery.

>>509075142
Cities scale property tax to meet spending not just taking in huge windfall taxes, unless they are in states without income/sale taxes. For example my condo has changed in value by up and down over 100% yet every year my tax bill has been about the same.
If the average housing price in a city is 1M and another similar sized city and climate is 200K the higher value city will have about 1/5 the overall tax rate because they both need about the same funding.

>>509075551
Yep I just paid for my house in full but it doesn't really feel like I own it because I have no idea if I will be able to live here in 10 years since the gov can just decide its worth 1 billion at any time and then charge me 1% of that every year.

Plus any dollar I earn, the gov takes half. I'm actually -1000 every month right now. But that doesn't stop the gov from charging me income tax on the savings I have in the bank, even though the interest rate isn't even enough to cover inflation.

So my house is costing me 1000 a month in fees, and my bank is losing 2500 a year to inflation, but I still have to pay extra taxes on the "profit" I'm making. I have looked up other countries to move to, I have no idea what to do and everything seems fucked.

The reason you can't now is: >>509075873
Unfortunately said thread will be drowned out by bot posts

>>509076567
Elbows up! I'm going to put Trump in his place!
Also look a new dental plan for everyone without work coverage that earns less than 90K a year.
How are we going to pay for it? Well I'm going fight Trump and get a trade deal. Vote for me Ontario Boomer.

>>509071030 (OP)
With just a high school diploma

>>509071030 (OP)
Wasn't he making like 70K or something? In 1989 that was roughly 181K today. Holy fuck we are getting ripped off

>>509074961
nope. grimey is unlucky thats his role in life nothing he does or says will ever change that if someone speaks to him its because they want to rob him of something hes a doormat and always will be and he died like a fool he is.

>>509071030 (OP)
You had that but you voted it away for cheap kicks and daily outrage porn. You people are all the same.

Houses were seen as a place to live. We had yet moved to the point of capital investments, retirement nest eggs, rental properties, passive income, speculation, tax revenue sources. People saw houses as a good to be used. Today houses are the "fix-all" to society's ills. Scaring people into believeing social security is going bankrupt forced boomers to treat homes as retirement funds. Cities want to tax the hell out of houses because they have built their cities around government services. People fell for the passive income meme and have begun buying houses to try and make their own businesses. Wall Street of course just want's to jack up the prices as much as possible.

>>509078769
assuming he started making 362$ a week in 1989, that's 1000 a week in todays money. assuming everybody in springfield is immortal and never ages we can probably guess his house was probably 60-80k max back then and he's gotten raises and cost of living increases over the last 35 years. he likely brings in over 1500 a week at this point and the house and car has been paid off for a while now.

>>509081596
His cars are old, 1970's vintage. They only cost a few thousand and have long been paid off. More amazing that they family is still using old cars and keeping them running for so long. No car payments basically made it so he didn't have to spend much. Even things like taxes and registration are going to be no more than $50 a year. The insurance companies probably hate him too since they are having to payout for these shitboxes a huge inflated price. Homer was just born at the right time in history to get what he got. If he were like us today he would probably be a renter for life.

>>509073439
7% social security + medicare
7% social security + medicare your employer pays on your behalf (if you work for yourself then you pay the full 15%)
20% income tax

Basically if income tax, social security, and medicare were banned, everyone would see an instant 35% increase in pay, and prepared food prices would go down 25%

>>509076567
We just gotta kick out all the Jews to Israel.
>insert pic here of the Canadian land lords meeting on how to lower costs
>and it's all Jews
M0N28Y

Still possible if you build your own house on land but jewish gangstalkers are making it less and less likely.

>>509071030 (OP)
>Cartoons on TV are real!
.... and then one day, for no reason whatsoever, the Jews decided you were all just cattle.

>>509081947
This. Get rid of taxes and watch things turn around overnight. Those in power have been using your taxes to fund their little pet projects around the world and are calling for civil war if we cut them off. So they threaten to cut off services if we want lower taxes? Then do it!

>>509082088

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E166wfxy21Y

>>509082754
My idea is to just use an Earthship as a foundation. Of course that's very semitic and BigJew Concrete Corp needs to pay whitey mcfuckwit to built it for you because OY VEY

>>509082552
>he still hasn't realized the cops are the mafia and the neighborhood watch are the informant spies making sure you don't think illegal thoughts or do illegal things like be a comfy NEET
Whitey McFuckwit

>>509082754
My idea is to just use an Earthship as a foundation. Of course that's very anti-semitic and BigJew Concrete Corp needs to pay Whitey McFuckwit to built it for you because OY VEY

>>509071429
They won't. They're all going to emigrate en-masse.

>>509071429
There will be a red sky soon.

He didn't have to compete with every jeet under the sun
He didn't have to have 73848294 years of experience to mop floors before he could sniff a decent job

>>509083535
Communist Stasi NWO

>>509084892
>Statsi
This. They spy on and harass political dissidents. All are guilty of treason

>>509071030 (OP)
The whole point of the Frank Grimes episode was to joke about how unrealistic it was that Homer had the life that he did while Frank had two degrees in nuclear engineering and physics, worked his ass off his entire life, and was remarkably intelligent but lived in a shitty apartment by himself and made less money than Homer did.

>>509078489
Grimey had a hardened heart. He was his own downfall like most people.

>>509071030 (OP)
More important is whoever designed it doesn't live in US suburbs. There's always a band of grass between the sidewalk and the road and mail boxes are put in there.

The way it's drawn here the postman won't be able to put anything there without leaving the car.

>>509074829
Homer wasn't a reactor operator, he was the safety inspector. They make about $40,000 a year in 2025 dollars.

>>509087409
dude he lost his virginity to a prostitute and didn't even use protection because she got pregnant even his son was a piece of shit its in his genes heart doesn't matter when lack brain.

>>509081596
I make 1300 a week before taxes and can barely even make it by tbqh. Maybe having a wife is cheaper because she can clean and cook so I can be more productive by saving 10 to 15 hours a week.

>>509071429
by leaving america

>>509073439
>norwegian saying 25% tax is too much


Don't you faggots pay like 60%? And it literally goes to shit like midnight basketball programs for at risk Migrant Trans youth.

>>509088057
>Maybe having a wife is cheaper because she can clean and cook so I can be more productive by saving 10 to 15 hours a week
Funny but not how that works. Your wife also has to work, that's how people are able to afford anything. It's called "dual income" and it's the new hotness for extracting wealth from the middle class. Ever wonder how people are buying $400,000 homes? Well that's how.

>>509088250
>Norwegian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>509088904
>he got one of the insiginifcant balticnigger countries wrong oh no

They are all literally a bunch of shithole inbred vikings who import BBC to keep up population. growth. Just like your shitty 3rd world island o'tool

well to begin with, its a fictional show.

>>509089249
I am 41. It maybe fictional, but a man could live pretty well on $362 a week back then. And yes, he could have a house like that. Mind you my parent got their first house in early 90s, it was a 4/2 with 2 garages on my dads salary. And he worked installed carphones for Vodafone. Very easy job. They paid like $20,000 for the house which was brand new

>>509089413
tho shit like lawnmowers, TV's and such were significantly more expenisve. If you wanted a Big screen then, you were gonna pay $4000 for it. A lawnmower would set you back $800. Certain categories of goods have come way down in price since then but staples like housing and cars obvouisly not

I remember my mom getting a blender for her birthday and that was a huge fucking deal because blenders costed alot

>>509089413
My parents got theirs for $30,000 in 1998. It sold for $215,000 in 2021. I remember when a $100,000 house was considered a mansion and a $32,000 salary was considered a manger's salary.

>>509089634
Yes but those old appliances lasted forever.

>>509075551
You can buy a house in Serbia for like 40k and become a permanent resident and be around hot Serbian sluts all day

>>509081885
Do Americans really factor in car payments into their budgets? Shouldn't most cars be like this? You get a car loan for maybe 3 years max, pay it off, then enjoy it for the next 10-15 years until it finally burns out?
No wonder no one can afford houses if you're having to pay $300 a week for a car you don't own

>>509089634
yeah agree with other anon.
things were way more expensive relative, but they lasted fucking forever.

i can't even get a toaster anymore that doesn't break after a year or so.
my dad is still using the same toaster from 36 years ago i swear on my life.

>>509071030 (OP)
My child, I have many such stories, and the pain never stops

>>509093367
I bought a Mercedes sprinter van for 30k and it drives like a champ can even live in it if I want

>>509088250
He's Swedish.

>>509093367
bro I think they're paying more like $800 a week. They're insane over there.

>>509071744
I live in Springfield right now and housing prices here are fucking retarded. Most houses are $300k and up, and you even have people listing trailers on rented land for $80k.

I pay $1,100 a month for a 2br/1ba apartment because I got lucky and moved in before the complex was run by a management company. New units go for $1,495 a month.

I have given up on ever owning a home.

>>509071030 (OP)
Back when Matt Groening was growing up, there were plenty of well paying union jobs for idiots.
Although, I’m sure you could still find a cheap house these days in a town with a perpetually burning tire fire and a river full of toxic sludge.

>>509071030 (OP)
This may come as a shock to you, but... It's a cartoon, TV isn't real. Even in the 80's and 90's the portrayals were inaccurate and exaggerated to create a feeling of the need to " keep up with the Joneses".
This are definitely more difficult, but they really were never amazing either for the Majority of people.

>>509071429
When your parents bought that the land was worth nothing. It was probably in a tertiary satellite suburb with a 1 hour commute to the nearest city center. The city grew and now the land is worth a lot more because there are more people.

How do zoomers not understand this?

You can buy a house RIGHT NOW for $100,000, outside any major city in the US. But you do not have the right to prime real estate for pennies on the dollar. Neither did your parents or grandparents, they commuted.

>>509088057
>put the shadowstats glasses on
Now it makes sense.

>>509095676
If you want to live around white people in a house that isn't falling down around you it's $200k minimum, and that's with a very liberal definition of 'not falling down'. Don't come back with pics of some nigshack in Alabama with no water or a midwest house 50 miles from the nearest grocery.

>>509081596
my job has paid me less the longer I have been there via "bonus" fuckery, dinging my for things beyond my control, like the company's stock price.

>>509071030 (OP)

Homer is a Globohomo. They all get well paid crony jobs from the system, even if they are dumb as fuck. I think Homer is really a woman.

>>509095145
Cheaper than Portland but sad that it's just as much as Salem or Albany.

>>509078769
I pay more than that in taxes every week lmfao

>>509096304
Like I said. You don't have the right of convenience. Neither did they.

>>509096794
I'm an automotive mechanic BTW, most of you are just useless brokies with no skills to pay the bills, your college degrees are worthless. I get 30 paid vacation days a year and weekends off btw

>>509093483
its all cheap gray market shit from china now. Yeah a toaster would cost $50 then but it was mad in the USA and not full of materials of questionable qualities.

You could on. A Sega or NES game, as shitty as it was, literally was $60 still. Now the quality of a $60 game is insane.

The biggest thing has been housing. That is the number one problem. Something needs to be done about it. And no we dont need longer loans or lower interest rate, we need quick, cheap housing that is not subject to Zoning bullshit or faggot regulations. If 3d printed Foam blocks work as a load bearing structure and it can be proved, just fucking build it.. But nobody listens

>>509097091
What the fuck are you going on about 'right' for. They could AFFORD, and dad was no rocket scientist. I don't think you have a right to life or property.

>>509097532
You guys are just lazy bums. I make 4 times the minimum wage for where I live ($14.50) per hour. I could easily pay a mortgage on two nice houses where I live, and the cost of living here is 23% higher than the national average. Hell, my rent is 1500 dollars and I still make 4.8 times that after taxes.

>>509097809
I have like 600k in savings btw

>>509097532
Housing will remain fucked until there's another domestic low risk asset class for capital to flow into. It's not going to be bonds because bonds got fucked after 08 and they're not getting unfucked without a government default. It's not going to be stocks because boomers pulled the Glass Steagall ladder up behind them. The only way the likes of Vanguard or Black Rock can get better than government bond yield is by playing slum lord, so that's exactly what they'll do. The problem isn't anything in the housing market, it's the government and the boomer entitlements.

>>509071030 (OP)
>>509071030 (OP)
HE DIDN'T, YOU RETARDED NIGGER, HE WAS A FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, HE DOESN'T EXIST, ABSOLUTE NIGGERBRAINED NIGGER

>>509096794
why are you still paying taxes?

>>509071906
The bank because of the 12 reverse mortgages they took out against it to travel the country in an RV

Here's my advice: get good at something to the point that employers have a reason to pay you more than 90% of the competition. We live in a highly competitive world. You will not get paid jack shit unless you are highly exceptional in your trade or line of work. Oh yeah, and another thing: Fuck you, you're not entitled to a fucking thing. Im highly capable as a mechanic to the point where I can do it self employed, for an employer, or even start my own business. Either way, I make bank because I'm a fucking badass master tech.

>>509083240
based earthship anon

>>509098406
Because I use a badass cpa who cheats the system and gets me a 9-10k tax refund even after you calculate his cut

>>509098581
While this is true at an individual level, you cant build a society off 'just be the top 10% :)'. There will simply always be people who are merely unexceptional, and they will be the majority of people. Its not even a matter of different specializations, there are people who dedicated their working lives to the same career as you and tried hard every day and you are still better than them. Understanding what is required to succeed in a broken system is not a fix for the system.

>>509099093
Mediocre people are the problem.

>>509099469
A man who goes to work and does a productive job every day should be able to independantly support a family. The failure of this social instution is a product of a society that supports individual failure, yes. But the answer to this isnt throwing away average men who could carry themselves and their families if that is what is asked of them, but cant quite manage enough grit to support the extra weight of useless trannies and woman politics in HR and foreign incompetents adding to their load.

>>509099469
Unfortunately they won't go away unless you cull 90% of every generation, and even if you do that the mediocre fucks will just take over the selection process by nepotism.

The longer these people have nothing to occupy themselves with, the greater your personal risk.

>>509071149
as a high school dropout??

>>509071030 (OP)

nuclear technicians make bank bro

>>509071030 (OP)
Corrupt union, did you even watch? He collected a check for sleeping and eating donuts. Something we could all learn from.

>>509072840
We don't want any more bears.

>>509095676
No, those numbers were also viable for immediate suburbs with direct access to multiple city centers via short trips on highway systems after the suburban deserts started cropping up later last century
you also had like 6 different flavors of mall within half an hour's drive many times

>>509095799
/thread

Inflation is jewish coin clippers

>>509071030 (OP)
The prices of houses have skyrocketed over the decades. My grandmother bought our house on long island in the 70s for 60k and I sold it last summer for 600k

>>509076480
How's condo life? A friend of mine suggested I downsize into one because I live alone in a five bedroom, 2.5 bath place that I inherited. It was paid off twenty years ago. Dunno if I'd be happy in a condo. Just yesterday I dumped a truckload of firewood behind my detached garage. Do condominium units with fireplaces or woodstoves even exist. I have both. Also, I can park two school busses in my driveway or pass out drunk in my back yard without complaints. Condo living seems pretty rigid. Like there's always someone on the board waiting to tattle on one of the denizens in the conglomerate.

Fiction, same show where a guy loads a mag into a revolver.

>>509087681
Not always. In some older neighborhoods, ones where sidewalks were only installed later, or in ones where the road was expanded either for traffic or just for on street parking there can a sidewalk right up to the road with nothing between becuase to do other wise would mean having to spend more on emminent domain for each and every property the sidewalk runs past. Usally in those cases the mailbox is pretty much right in the driveway though so you can still kinda pull up to it.

>>509071030 (OP)
Why is it so hard to comprehend for Americans that their poverty is the price of an empire. You wanted for everyone to suck your dick so in turn you did what all empires do, siphon off the money and capitol from the center to the imperial periphery to keep your vassals happy with gibs.

Gibs being your navy, ensuring the global trade with it, and "protecting" Europe so we can have our welfeare state, healthcare, maternity leave and +30 days of payed vacation.

>>509104302
Capital.

>>509071429
I'm not even going to entertain the idea. Prob apartment renting for life. The only way you could get a house in my generation is if you sweat dollar bills or find 100+ year old house in an absolute shithole crack neighborhood

Hey at least I don't have to cut the grass *inhales copium*

>>509104566
Did every single american anon here got evicted by their parents without a single hope of getting any property in inheritance?

>>509071030 (OP)
It is a fictional cartoon written by post-grads for comedic purposes.

>Grandma died
>Mom inherited and sold her apartment
>Bought me an apartment one building over
>Now I'm waiting for my military ticked to get issued so that I can get a proper job (I don't need to serve for it because I stutter and have fucked up joints)
Feels good to have avoided the modern housing retardation by pure happenstance.

>>509071030 (OP)
it's in a no name small town, he has a fairly well paid job and his dad put up the down payment.

>>509079266
Yup

>>509106129
Yeah, everyone in that generation got 30k houses on sheer work ethic

>>509095145
Very, very common. I know lots of people who still live in Austin, where they grew up, who are in their mid/late 30s, married, both working with a 4-year degree, and still rent

They made the cartoon back in 1989. That is how.
That house did not cost over 1 million like it would today. Those old cars did not cost 30-50k a pop.

>>509081596
>He got 45 years of cost of living increases to explain how he affords the lifestyle he had from the very first episodes
You are a fucking retarded faggot justifying the jews and their modern-day coin clipping scheme which is measured as inflation

>>509089634
this is the general story of the economy of our lives.

stuff made in china getting cheaper all the time.

then our friendly central bankers need to save us from the evils of deflation, print a fuckton of money

said money is spent on mass importing wellfare queens

now everything not made in china goes up in price, such as housing schooling or healthcare

you can thank your central banker; average inflation is now close to zero percent (well if you leave the housing out, because we needed a little extra money to import rapefugees)

>>509105087
>>509105087
Yeah that's what they do in Gen X. But they don't just let you leave. They make it a point to destroy you first, then kick you to the curb. When you are young you don't expect this from your own kind and don't have a chance to defend attacks from them you don't anticipate. You trust them as they are the authority. I never expected such globohomo cruelty, I wish I had been given for adoption instead.

>>509095676
>prime real estate
We also didn't have hordes of browns and these days forget prime real estate, we're rapidly talking about any real estate.

People should not have to commute more than an hour just to afford reasonable housing either, we're doing society wrong and the supposed point of a government is to stop such things from happening, even in your country.

>>509095799
Weimarica

>>509071807
Grimy was jealous. He couldn’t understand why everyone at the plant had advanced science degrees while Homer was there because, well, he always has been; he just showed up the day they opened the plant. In short, he just couldn’t deal with the fact that life isn’t fair and wound up killing himself as a result. Many such cases.

PS - snore. “Change the channel, Marge!”

>>509071030 (OP)
Benefits of being a cartoon

>>509110864
It depicted average middle American life in the 80s and 90s.

>>509093367
Australians get loans for cars? I have never even considered driving a car I can’t afford outright. Never heard anybody about it either. I’m not sure the bank here even offers loans for such things.

>>509093367
>>509111106
WTF, I stand corrected. Just found out like half the people here get a loan for a car as well. I guess being taught to save up before you buy is a minority position

>>509097142
and i'm a consultant to manufacturing facilities that do DoD shit. I will net around $250k after costs this year.
>I sleep in a big bed, with my wife
In Hawaii

>>509071030 (OP)
He sold seed and feed to sneed, former chuck

>>509071030 (OP)
By being based and redpilled and posting cartoon frogs on an anonymous Hungarian folk dancing forum.

>>509111420
a lot of people dont even pay a loan, they pay for a lease that at then end of have to either pay off the residual (usually around 50% of the value of the car) once the lease is over or sell the car and begin paying a lease again, they have no intention or ability to ever owning a car they just pay to use one forever.

How come Lenny lives like this though when they work at the same plant and he have a masters in nuclear physics with no children?

>>509112375
he doesn't have a wife to curtail his rampant alcoholism and likely spends all his money on hookers, many such cases

>>509071030 (OP)
You can still just show up and give them a firm handshake

>>509072616
it is supposed to be springfield, Ohio
isn't it?

>>509112426
Yeah you're probably right. Marge is the real hero. Maybe all you need to still be able to live the American dream is a good woman.

Haven't seen any of the later episodes though, she probably sucks now.

>>509071030 (OP)
protip: cartoons aren't real
dumb ass

>>509071030 (OP)
That was a cartoon. I want to know how the McAllister family could afford a house like this, tons of children (all in parochial schools, of course), and vacations to France (with the parents flying First Class on American Airlines).

>>509111924
Novated lease agreements hold certain tax benefits that might make it worth it in some instances (payment is taken from your pre tax salary, reducing your taxable income to a lower tax bracket and paying for the car loan without having to pay tax offsets, some lease options include fuel and servicing too).

But I'm just driving around in my 2015 honda civic I paid off in 2017. My transport costs are like $50 a month

>>509114027
yeah every fuckwit that says that has one, but they can never point to it actually benefiting them, they're always retards who live paycheck to paycheck at jewish daycare job

>>509089634
Yeah I went and found a 1984 dish washer and that thing still washes dishes like its 1988 and doors could still be left unlocked.

T. Old enough to remember the fading glimpse of the real old america. Right before the REAL 90s subtle pozzing happened. Then Y2K and 9/11 started dropping the mask

>>509071429
By killing anyone with a house

>>509093367
Bruce we have these still on the market for a song. At least O'nigger didnt pay out enough on the cash for clunkers bullshit and these babies stuck around.

I found 3 in my town just glancing at marketplace just now for around $3500. Thats peanuts if you just dont buy from a nigger, run seafoam on the first change and then lucas oil each change if you like in a hot environment. For cold areas add marvel mystery oil.

Actually if compression is fine and runs well you dont need shit. Just take care of her.

>>509097142
I’m a white man in Thailand and I make about $90,000 US a year.

>>509100097
There was a misunderstanding, he lied on his resume, they had to send him to college. He had a crayon stuck in his brain otherwise he's very smart. He's also immune to radiation and has super strength

>>509113837
That's just a movie

>>509082197
These goyim will always be cattle, they do not have a soul and do not go to heaven.

>>509071906
>Who will inherit that house?
The boomers will sell up and splurge all the money on luxury cruises for their last 5 years of life

>>509071906
Boomers don’t pass shit down. They are the first fully individualized hedonistic generation, remember. They get reverse mortgages on the way out and lose their homes to the bank

>>509071030 (OP)
Hazard pay?

>>509117225
>hi son, hi daughter, here we are at Bora Bora, having the time of our lives. Nice man from the bank has finally cleared the sale of our old house. Oh, and don't forget to collect your childhood memories in time, they are on the sidewalk and trash is being picked up tomorrow. Byee.

>>509071030 (OP)
Although Homer may have been foolish, his role as a nuclear safety inspector was hardly a typical working class job.

>>509095676
>It was probably in a tertiary satellite suburb with a 1 hour commute to the nearest city center.
You consider this to be worth nothing???
You'd pay at least 500k for a house like this here.

I think it was the sugar episode when he says he found $1 while waiting for the bus and Marge says he could've made $50 by going in to work.

$50 a day much back then? Must've been early to mid 90s.

>>509117774
Burns likely paid well to avoid him leaving and being replaced by someone competent who would report all the issues.

And Marge was known as a frugal coupon queen.

>>509071030 (OP)
my grandpa was an illiterate gardener and owned TWO(2) homes on a single income.

>>509118643
We are what for Americans would be 60-70% metropolitan.

>>509072559
>calls her struggling wagie husband the grim cheaper
Women, man...

>>509119106
>$50 a day much back then? Must've been early to mid 90s.
Even late 90's would turn that 50 into a 300. Divided by 8 hours makes 37,5 dollars an hour.
Which is like 1,5 times as much as the average income here.

>>509071429
In the executor of my family's trust so I will receive the rights to my parents house, property, and other assets and distribute them to my siblings per my parents' wishes. I'm also an engineeraking 130k and own a home so I'm not some leeching loser than couldn't make their own way but a lot of good-for-nothing zoomers will inherit chunky estates of multiple properties and millions of dollars in investments. My younger friend is one of them.

>>509088057
That's the thing everyone is missing, when duties were split, working 8-10 hours didn't matter much. Your stuff was clean, clothes washed, meal prepped etc. So you'd get home and relax. Now you either have to both work (at least you can split chores) or you're single and have to do all that on top of the more brutal schedule. This is all to drive consumption because tired people dont think, they impulse buy for comfort. They also don't revolt against the system. That's why make work jobs exist and no matter how much productivity we gain, your ass is at work 5 days a week for 40 hours. Oh btw remote work is canceled, get your ass to the office. The ruler of this world are ontologically evil, there is no way around it

>>509071030 (OP)
he had great networking skills and people liked him. you are all lonely incel chuds and nobody likes you. do the math.

>>509120907
>you are all lonely incel chuds and nobody likes you. do the math.
how come nobody likes 60% of the male population

>>509120907
Why is that frog not wearing a shirt

>>509120964
cause even if that was true which it is not - that 60% of the population is completely unnecessary and expendible. you can go work in the mines. the other 40% of men breed the women and keep society going. that is modern society.

>>509113837
That's about a $4.5mm house given it's location on the North shore

>>509113837
wasnt the dad some type of IB guy

This shitty 1PBTI bait thread has been up for over 12 hours now.

>>509121051
>even if that was true which it is not
https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2020/08/20/a-profile-of-single-americans/
>Men are far more likely than women to be on the dating market:
>61% of single men say they are currently looking for a relationship or dates,

>>509121252
61% of single men retard not 60% of all men

>>509071030 (OP)
>4bd 3ba 2500sqft
>2 car garage
>front and backyard
In the early 90s this was not considered a large house. This was pretty squarely lower middle class. In the early 90s a big house was 4500+ sq ft and cost 350k. A million dollar home was unironically a palace 8k sq ft elevators built in secret passage ways and stuff.
t. Grew up in the 90s.

>>509071030 (OP)

In one of the episodes, his neighbor (Ned) tells Homer says that he's grateful for affordable tract housing because that was the only way he was able to move in next door to him and become his neighbor.

>>509071030 (OP)
Colonization, slavery and racism. Without that you crackers couldn't do shit

>>509121303
Are you retarded? What kind of idiot would think we're talking about men in a relationship when he subject is about men wanting to be in a relationship?

>>509121999
because there is a difference between 60% of all men in society and 60% of single men in society

>>509122060
Not my problem you failed to include the context of the topic of this thread in your inane responses.

>>509120964
>how come nobody likes 60% of the male population
>>509122158
ur retarded bro

>>509122194
I don't get it, 60% of the male population (under 30) is single (and an incel, because nobody really wants to be single).
You then go
>yeah, bu all those 50-year-olds have sex, so your argument is invalid
and somehow think this has any relevance to what we're talking about.

>>509071030 (OP)
He worked in nuclear energy. He probably makes 200k a year plus in todays dollars.

>>509097142
BWHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SMACKS THE TABLE*
>I'm an automotive mechanic

Boy and we sure are PROUD OF YOU, CHAMP. :D compared to your father that used to clean toilets. Or your brother who's a freelancer electrician. Or your bigger brother who's a plumber without a degree and thus cannot get hired anywhere cause he doesn't have insurance. Bwhahahahaha.

Ahhh you naive filthy rednecks never learn to be humble and honest.
>your college degrees are worthless.
*Eats peanuts over your head with my 440k IBM software engineer degree* you said anything darling? I couldn't hear your little people talk over there, you're so tiny.
By the way if you ruin my Ferrari your company is paying for it/getting sued if you ruin my engine. ;) But I wouldn't put you to fix Ferrari & Lamborghini especially Murcielagos. You can fix a crappy little Toyota, Dacia, your father's tractor etc. ;) I'm not sure if an automotive mechanic is capable of fixing the fridge & washing machine.

>>509071429
By moving to lower density areas. I live in the suburbs of a small city in the south (with a rapidly growing economy) and I bought my house for $250k in 2022. America will never run out of open land that can be developed so there will always be affordable houses somewhere. Can’t say the same thing for Europe since they’re already using 100% of their land.

Somehow all of the land upon Earth is now owned by private religious organizations and secret societies.
Satan owns all of the land upon the Earth.
You MUST participate in a vile, evil, intentionaly deceitful global economic model in order to obtain a life upon an owned planet.
All land is owned by them.
All land.
And you must worship the golden calf in order to have any.
An entire planet of stiff necked golden calf worshippers.

>>509121000
why would a frog wear a shirt?

>>509071741
Marge was also recieving royalties from Barts commecials beyond the main cheques she gave homer to cash out.

>>509071906
My boomer relatives who are getting close to that age are reverse mortgaging their houses to get their last trips in before they're too infirm for travel, whatever is left will pay for their care home.

But if you're lucky you might get to inherit some "collector" chink factory made plates they couldn't sell off.

>>509120666
About 900 2024 shadowstats bux. Shadowstats really is good for net income over time. I've run the figures for my grandparents and aunts / uncles who had government jobs in the 70s and 80s, and they line up pretty much exactly with what people in the same positions make now. Probably less because I'm not calculating bennies, but close enough.

>>509072376
They even bought the house with the intention of Abe living in the ground floor bedroom, then ended up making that ground floor room into a gag room(rumpus room) that only appears when it's plot-convenient.