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Anonymous (ID: tYWivuRA) Canada No.509072440 [Report] >>509072640 >>509072711 >>509072915 >>509073586 >>509073766
Can I fake jewish ancestry and make aliyah to Israel? How would they know? What right do they have to deny my jewishness?
Anonymous (ID: 4aUv4c3y) United States No.509072640 [Report]
>>509072440 (OP)
I have a large nose, I think I could get away with this.
Anonymous (ID: YN6fm2YK) United States No.509072711 [Report]
>>509072440 (OP)
pretty much yeah
Anonymous (ID: Dyjkz5jd) United States No.509072915 [Report]
>>509072440 (OP)
yes, they're all scamming, they won't be able to tell you're a liar, because they don't know what the real thing looks like either

im not even joking, this is elementary psychology
Anonymous (ID: +buoop3B) United States No.509073059 [Report] >>509073194
As long as you qualify as a Jew according to the Talmud, which permits child rape and says the sun revolves around the Earth.
Anonymous (ID: +buoop3B) United States No.509073194 [Report] >>509073440
>>509073059

Then you can join a "nation" which claims the holy name of Israel yet was founded by an actual atheist.

In other words, has absolutely nothing to do with the actual Israel named in the Scripture.
Anonymous (ID: +buoop3B) United States No.509073440 [Report]
>>509073194

Why would "Israel" be a secular settlement project established by atheists and ruled over by politicians? Does not make any sense at all. Yet if the government and media call it "Israel" so will you. They decide your reality.
Anonymous (ID: OH1t5hSo) Slovenia No.509073586 [Report]
>>509072440 (OP)
well, if you have an old pair of shoes i don't really see how it could be a problem
Anonymous (ID: Jbo894os) United States No.509073766 [Report]
>>509072440 (OP)
Your intact foreskin gives it away anon