Would he be redpilled if he were real?
>>509079897 (OP)Modern-day Tails would be a fat redditor dipshit somewhat self-aware but too scared to break away from the consensus.
>>509079897 (OP)Why did they have to make him so stupidly hot in the new movies?
>>509079897 (OP)he would be berry redpilled uwu
I always headcanonned that if it weren't for sonic tails would be a bitter incel that wants revenge on the world
>>509079897 (OP)his bussy would be full of my cum if he was real
>>509079995modern-day Tails would be an aryan-mexican 4channer patrician omnipresent of all scenarios good and bad and can see 1 full day into the future
>>509079897 (OP)On niggers, yeah, but he wouldn't know much about jews
>>509080330What's so good about that day?
tails would troon out if he were real
>>509079897 (OP)he is very smart. do you think he'd be more of a TGSNT or ETLB kind of guy?
>>509080572He'd go with TGSNT just to be contrarian since it's slightly more obscure.
>>509080760so am I but I still hate jews
trans rights are white rights
>>509079897 (OP)I thought he was a girl when I was a child
>>509079897 (OP)What do you mean "if he were real"? He's sitting on my lap as I type this out.
>>509079897 (OP)pooner hands typed this post
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>>509079897 (OP)I always loved that creature growing up, and still do, but I've been happily married to my husband Asriel for almost 10 years now
>>509079897 (OP)Am I gay for being attracted to this character?
>>509081531No it's just normal to like cute things
>>509081531Tails is built for big white cock. Nothing homosexual about fulfilling his God-given purpose of taking fat loads from Aryan chads.
>>509080619any drawfags in the thread should draw more images like this
>>509081832Why does he have lumps on his chest? Does he have cancer??
>>509081832why teh fuck does he have BOOB
why can't furry femboys be real
foxes are the aryans of the animal kingdom
>>509082044Femboys are extremely overrated and tails is not one
>>509081377super duper wedpiwwed >_<
>>509082044wittle boys are real
>>509082044They are, but they're gay
You used to only see threads like this on /int/
I hate you zoomer fags for ruining everything
>>509082288/pol/ has always been the de facto furry board secondary to /k/, even /new/ was loaded with furfags
>>509082180this
tails is in a league of his own
>>509082393/k/ is full of NAFO trannies. Never mentioned that board again.
>>509082452Would Tails be a zigger or a hohol?
tails would be a devout muslim inshallah
>>509082496Tails would be mass manufacturing drones in CHYNA and selling them to both sides.
>>509082496He should be neither because if you let your bf be involved in politics in any way instead of shielding him from them you have failed your duties as a man
>>509082500its wild and silly! and very wedpilled