Thread 509090505

I don't care if you are sitting down, or just grabbing a bag, stop being stingy. 30% is the standard. We give you 20% and 15% on the tip screen in case you are not psychologically prepared, but it is time to grow up.

https://youtu.be/8er4NEwVLXw

>>509090505 (OP)
Actually, you multiply it by 2. 30% is only for the servers who sneak you free shit under the manager's nose.

>>509090505 (OP)
30% is absurd

>>509090505 (OP)
If you aren't happy with your compensation you should take it up with HR. I'm not your boss, I'm not gonna pay you extra to do your job.

That just tells you how bad they are robbing the workers since they are pressuring the public to essentially pay their wages. The fact that companies even got the incel normies to guilt tripping and shaming one another if they don't tip is classic psychology that the normie falls victim to in every aspect of his life. Humans are sad as fuck.

>>509090505 (OP)
>times it

>>509090505 (OP)
>$30+ tip
Is she sucking my cock while I'm eating my Dennys omelet?

>>509090505 (OP)
>stop going out because I can't/won't tip
>restaraunt goes bankrupt
>waiter loses his job

>>509090505 (OP)

Ohh look another poor wagie made that I don't tip.

Not my fucking problem. I bet I make more than you selling storage unit finds to other nerds online.

>>509090505 (OP)
Lol 30%
I tip 0% and am always proud.

>>509090505 (OP)
As if I'd listen to someone who relies on tips to live. Fucking bottom feeders need to STFU and know their place.

>>509090505 (OP)
Here's a question

Using Texas Roadhouse as an example, if I order an 8oz Sirloin its $16.99. If I were to order an 8oz Dallas Filet its $27.49. That's about a $10 difference.

The waitress would serve me the same whether I got the more expensive steak or the cheaper steak (both same size).

Why should I tip her more because the cut of meat is more expensive if its the same size and she gave me the same service for either cut of meat?

im sorry but what prevents you from paying the correct amount and just fucking leaving the restaurant? what are they gonna do sue you because you didnt tip? eating in restaurants is soulless behavior anyway none of them are good or interesting

>>509090597
fpbp
done in one
/thread
/argument for all time
Fuck niggers
Fuck jews
Fuck jannies
Fuck servers

>>509090505 (OP)
People who say "Times It" need to be deported to a burn pit.
I've got a tax-free tip for you right here, it's called the tip of my erect penis. My mushroom-tip, if you will.

>>509090505 (OP)
I dont eat at restaurants unless I sit at the bar. Waitresses all act like doing their job is a hoop they have to jump through before getting a tip. They're not even good at their job, efficient, or polite.
If the cunt wants a tip she should suck my tip.

I don't even tip Thai prostitutes after they gargle my cum and lick my anus

>>509090505 (OP)
if you can't pay a fair wage so i dont have to tip you can't afford to have a business!

>>509091318
>Not my fucking problem
but the server's salary is?

>>509091440
We should tip by weight really it's settled. That is literally the scientific definition of work.

>>509090505 (OP)
>"times it"
>30% tip
aaaaaaaaaayy lmao. Fuck wagies

>>509092330
I'm thinking there's logic here. Tip by size of meal, how many sides / appetizers I order, and how many refills I ask for (and if I actually get them)

Not price of the meal

There may be some correlation to price of meal but not always

>>509090505 (OP)
I remember before the Zoomer came, a 15% tip was a good tip.
These assholes try to make a killing on one table.

>>509090505 (OP)
>$10.75
>times it by 3
that's $32.25

>>509090505 (OP)
Once tips are no longer taxed, 15% will be plenty.

>>509090505 (OP)
bot post

>>509090505 (OP)
I don't go out to eat anymore. Only gay fuckers go out to eat nowadays

>>509090505 (OP)
Imagine a country where the employers pay their own employees for doing a job.

>>509090505 (OP)
lmao

20% used to be for exceptional service.

Now they expect a third? I'm poor and even I want these retards to fuck off and die.

>>509090505 (OP)
Im not paying 30% for a meal lol. I dont even go out to eat. My cooking has elevated. Tonight it was a black garlic oil marinated filet mignon, and boulangère potatoes

>>509090505 (OP)
Don't tell me you black niggers are tipping less than 50%.

>>509090597
tip is 15%

>>509090505 (OP)
Fuck you! You dont deserve extra pay for doing your basic fucking job. Why should you? Does the plumber get a fucking tip? Does the electrician or the firefighter get a tip when they do the fucking job they are payed to do?

>>509090505 (OP)
STOP BUYING RESTAURANT FOOD DUMBASSES!

>30% tip
You better have given me stellar service for that shit.

>>509090505 (OP)
what if employers paid employees what their worth?

>>509090505 (OP)
Your precalculated tip includes sales tax. I'm not tipping you for tax.

>>509091123
Is your Omelet $100?

Can't wait til the big beautiful bill passes and ends taxation on tips. I will only tip 12% going forward.

>>509090505 (OP)
I nor my wife are dining in because these fucked restaurant owners refuse to price items for employee coverage. Instead, rely on customers wherewithal for cash tipping.

Fuck off I'm eating at home.

30% is so stingy and old fashioned. Your tip should at least match the total bill.

>>509090505 (OP)
if i saw this i would eat wherever it is and not tip

>>509090505 (OP)
Demanding a 30% tip is the 4th easiest way to bankrupt a restaurant

>>509094392
>he eats eggs without white truffles
The absolute state of leafs.

I don't tip.
Yes, I'm white.
I also don't go out to eat.
Bur I don't tip.

>>509090505 (OP)
Just under pay since they can’t do math

>>509090505 (OP)
I stopped going out to eat completely. No tip for you. No more money for gross wagies.

>>509090505 (OP)
why do ameris love tipping so much?

>>509090505 (OP)
My dream is to be a billionaire, or a multi millionaire. I want nothing more than to have off duty uniformed police officers escorting me with lights and sirens and providing me security along with my personal detail.

I want to be important. Please, let me get there, I will step on anyone, kill if I must, let people starve and die if need be, make brutal decisions and cut everyone out of my life including family, on the one condition I am piss rich wealthy. I will sell the most valuable part of me to achieve this goal.

I am $500k in assets and savings, I need a sign

Also, to stay on topic, I only tip 5$ on large orders, and $1 on small if I am barely being served. I do not tip on takeout, every penny counts when you are on the road to become wealthy

>>509094444
Quads of righteous fury

>>509094333
Checked and that would be antisemetic. How? No fuckin' idea but Mr. Shekelberg said so.

>>509090505 (OP)
No matter how good the food & service is, you’re getting 5$

>>509090505 (OP)
Food was shit, service sucked. Never going back

>>509094919
>>509094444
Resteraunt owners are the ultimate cheap bastards, it's brilliant, really...pass the buck onto the customer being served, if they don't tip or low tip, it's their fault. It's not the owners fault...it's the customers. They focus the blame and anger on them instead, making them bitter and miserable. Same with food delivery.

I try to pick up my own food as much as possible. I feel physical pain each time I see my money drain away from me

>if you cant tip us 30% don't come in here
Deal

>>509090505 (OP)
32.75 is what she wants for bringing you 4 plates and 4 glasses. thats nice of her. should be hiring in a better restaurant then where richfags commute or maybe start an onlyfans? why cant yacht chad not just cover her spending? i just dont get it!

>>509090505 (OP)
i will tip you 10 percent and you can fuck off.

HEY BITCHES WHERE IS YOUR YACHT CHAD COVERING YOUR BILLS???

>>509090505 (OP)
>if you can't tip don't eat out
Aight

>>509090505 (OP)
Tipping is reserved only for the fanciest restaurants not mcdonalds. If your manager doesnt pay you enough the problem is between you and him.

>>509090505 (OP)
As someone’s who’s never been to America, honestly what are the real, confrontational consequences of sinply not tipping? Is it illegal? Will you be physically stopped by the restaurant manager or yelled at by employees? Will they spit in your food? Will you get punched in the face by other patrons? Will the police be involved and a formal report made?

If you eat out, you’re rich. Rich people learn to disassociate from menial struggles of waiters and other servants. I myself being wealthy, don’t give two shits about some minimum wage cuck crying about not being tipped. If I ever went to America, I will ALWAYS leave NO TIP and when confronted, give a look of pity and say “tough” to their face and walk out. I do it to people pestering me on the street for charity and I’ll do it to these “wageslaves”. Why the fuck should I care about your finances?

>>509094575
what are the other 3 ways anon? asking for a friend.

>>509090505 (OP)
shut the fuck up, slave labor basic bitch, and bring my libations.

>>509090597
>20%
>>509093843
>15%
>>509095179
>10%
Best i can do is some change, you know what ? i like my change, you never have enough change.
Thoughts and prayers best i can do.

>>509090505 (OP)
Why are tips calculated after tax is applied? Has anyone ever thought about how that makes no sense?

>>509090505 (OP)
You're going to have to suck me off if you want 30% lmao

>>509091002
That shit pisses me off too

>we don't want your money
This worked out super well with vidya.

>>509090597
Tipping was 10% in the 90s.

Honestly, wait staff can go away. They are not needed. I'll get my own drink and a computer can print out my meal request to line cooks while a robot delivers the meal or I go grab it from a window. 99% of the time there is a fuckup in my meal it's because the wait staff is retarded and can't write down an order correctly and they just ignore my table so I never get a drink refilled.

Fuck em. That job needs to die. Any job that relies on tipping needs to die.

>>509090505 (OP)
I'm not giving 30% unless she has big tiddies and gives me bj in the bathroom

>>509090505 (OP)
its 32,25 can do it in my head just fine. not hard, not hard at all.

>>509090505 (OP)
I tip based exclusively on drink service. If my drink is EVER empty, your ass is getting little to no tip. If it stays more than half full, you are doing it right, and get a full tip. And if you ignore my ass at the start, I'm fucking leaving, never to return.

If you aren't serving me drinks, don't expect a tip for shit like take out and other crap.

And I know how to cook, I just eat out to help support you fags for the slight convenience not having to worry about making lunch grants me. Nothing stops me from going 100% home cook though if you want to be cunts about this crap.

>>509095588
Or they want to prove what a big-brain they are and forego writing your order down at all

>>509095588
>Honestly, wait staff can go away.

This right fucking here, I'd gladly get a txt for my dish or drink and get it myself.
'If you can't pay your employees full wages, don't try to run a restaurant.'

Unlike most of you faggots, I don't give a shit and tip fat. I tip my barber 100%. You know why? Because I'm not poor and he will give me the best service every time. He even bumps other people and takes my appointment anytime I want

>>509090505 (OP)
I never tip.

>>509095334
You leave the tip at the end. There are NO consequences unless they know who you are as a regular. At best some bitch could post your receipt on social media for bait, but that shit can get them sued or jailed, especially if it features PII and credit card info (which is why all social media posts usually blur that stuff).

There are no legal consequences for no tipping.

Some places will charge 18% up front for large parties, that you do have to pay. Which is a scam because it's not like it's any different from normal service. They just move a few tables together and then fuck a single waitress over with the whole party instead of having many work it.

Now, if you are a regular, the staff COULD do some shit in retaliation. Especially if niggers. But that will cost them the restaurant if they get caught. Spitting in food is a health code violation, and once people find out, normies are never coming back. Instant job loss. There will be no violence, because then THEY are liable and police will be called against them. And the US is massively cucked, no man is gonna give a shit about tipping, we barely give a shit about a woman getting beat by a random crazy nigger. Any white knight will get his ass NUKED by social media and the courts.

mutts worships niggers, they bend the knees for jews and they also tip. thats all you need to know

i do 20% by default, mostly because i can afford it. 25% if it was good, 10% if service was ok but meh (or historically when i'm poor). 30% by default is unhinged, though.

>>509090505 (OP)
>30%
No.

>>509090505 (OP)
Cook up some of your slop and put it a bag, mines to go.

>>509090693
It's fine for dirt cheap stuff, like an ice cream.
But honestly the more you spend the less you need to tip. They're giving the same effort whether it's a 100$ or 200$ meal.

>>509096198
Did you mean to say 11.45?
You aren’t white, btw.

>>509095956
He? You let a man rub his nuts all up on your shoulder?

>>509090505 (OP)
My state requires restaurants to not count tips as part of their waiters' wages and they still bitch and moan about not getting tipped enough. These lazy dumbfucks are getting paid at least $16 hour to write down my order, hand me my food, and then come by once while I'm eating to ask me how I'm doing and expect to be tipped 20%+ for doing nothing more than that.
Eating out just isn't worth it anymore.

>>509096398

no I just mean with the logic in OP's post I would then only need to tip 15 cents

>>509090597
I'd tip $50 if it meant a waitress given me a blowjob underneath the table if you know what I mean kek

>>509090505 (OP)
nah, I'd rather tip the person actually making my food. You, however, can't get replaced by robots fast enough

>>509090505 (OP)
Actually it's 0%.

I put the tip on the table in cash and put some of it back into my pocket in front of the server whenever they fuck in.

>>509094624
>I don't tip.
>Yes, I'm white.
ok rabbi

>>509090505 (OP)
I agree. Dont eat there so tip culture dies along with the ungrateful faggots that think they deserve a handout.

>>509096165
So basically it’s just an unpleasant encounter at the end? Not to bad. I’m a very direct person and will tell them I don’t care to their face. Maybe if I were American I would care, but I’m not so I don’t.

Thanks for the insightful answer anon

>>509090505 (OP)
>times it

>>509090505 (OP)
If you need such an absurd tip, then just increase the prices of the meals. Tips should be for exceptional service, not to pay the bills.

>>509096481
Kek we make way more than 16 an hour.

Cough it up, wagie; I have cute girls to flirt with at my “job”

>>509096746
I’m guessing virtually every meal you have ends up being 0 tip, correct

>>509090505 (OP)
I haven’t eaten out or visited a cafe since the vaccine mandates. No ordering food either to yeet the jeet. I enjoy seeing the businesses go bankrupt especially small business that enthusiastically supported tyranny

>>509090505 (OP)
Anyone who tells you to "times it" instead of "multiply it" doesn't deserve any tip.

>>509097965
>saying “multiply it” instead of “perform multiplication X times”
Like anyone cares what a sewer worker thinks about tipping.

i tip $1.00

sometimes $2.00

>>509091002
>>509095496
Worst part is, they got tired of correcting people on this, so now it's just an "acceptable" alternative to saying multiply.

>>509090505 (OP)
You're gonna serve me, I'm gonna tip you nothing, and then I'm never gonna come back to your shitty restaurant.
Get bent

>>509090505 (OP)
>30% of the entire bill for me listening to your order for 5 seconds and walking from the kitchen to your table
Death to waiters

>>509090505 (OP)
Not tipping if not optional. I would just dine and dash if a restaurant did this shit to me.

>>509098282
i also tipped $0.27 earlier on a meal that cost $19.73
paid with card and everything. digital addon tip. just wanted to see that even $20.00

>>509090505 (OP)
30%....

Next year it will be 35%.

10 years from now it will be 100%

I always tip 50%
However the only time I go to a restaurant its for cheap burgers and my bill is a total of $4. $5 if I get a milkshake.

this is the one thing holding me back from visiting the usa, id feel physically ill if I was forced to tip like that

>>509090505 (OP)
>Don't Eat Here
ok

>>509090505 (OP)
> We give you 20% and 15% on the tip screen
1. just turn 360 degrees and walk away if the prompt appears
2. ???
3. profit !

>>509090505 (OP)
Don't complain when your restaurant goes out of business, either because fewer people eat out due to prices or because you can't pay employees.

>>509093307
Automatically disqualifying of any tip over 15%

>>509090505 (OP)
There are restaurants that automatically tip. Seems kinda stupid to get mad at your customer for doing something that is optional. And bonus points, its required for you to disclose the auto tip so the people who don't like to tip won't eat at your restaurant. You don't want them there anyway right?

>>509097909
>No ordering food either to yeet the jeet.
Based.

>>509100513
Imagine thinking that tipping a service worker is going to improve your chances on having a date. Thats worse then someone who doesn't tip.

>>509096821
Do you tip your wife's boyfriend too?

>>509095438
Number 2 is unlimited shrimp

>>509100746
Yes, once it becomes obvious that the purpose of the tip is for that

>>509093307
Times it by 3, then add 50c promptness charge

>>509090505 (OP)
I only ever tip 2$ max and only if the waitress is hot I refuse to tip a waiter I don’t want some fag touching my food

>>509090505 (OP)
>Don't Eat Here
Got it, I won't.

>>509090505 (OP)
The most egregious thing I've see are restaurants adding 20% fees for "healthcare" or whatever. They won't increase prices instead and the fees likely aren't given to employees.

>>509090505 (OP)
30% tip?
Get fucked bitches.

>>509091440
Congrats on figuring out the whole thing is a fucking scam.

>>509090505 (OP)
i like going to resturaunts wearing a suit and not tipping

>>509095334
Rare flag

>>509093307
>$107.53
>$32.75
>$139.75

Without their extra $0.50 it would be $139.78 or $140.28 with their math.
I'm surprised with all the effort they can't even get that right.

>>509090505 (OP)
Ok. I won't go out to eat

It's crazy that Americans basically pay a voluntary service tax

>>509090962
Your brain is poisoned by ideology. THINK for 1 second. Is your money well spent if you sit a table and wait and wait 20 minutes for them to pick up 3 plates and 3 cups from the counter and walk them over to you? Is that worth half the price of a AAA game? The job itself is worthless I'll get my own drink.

>>509090505 (OP)
i don't handle bills for shops with specialized waiters
tips are for small shops with one employee making and delivering the order themselves

>>509090505 (OP)
You'll get 0% and you'll thank me

the more of this kind of stuff i find out, the more relieved i am to have not been born in america.
i used to envy you guys, but holy fuck you're screwed at every level huh?

what kind of tip is expected when you go through the crapdonalds drive through? 30% still?

>>509091440
And now order bottle of wine. A okisch 10€ wine from the store will cost you 40€-60€ in a restaurant.
The tip for bringing the wine to your table and open it is more expensive then the bottle itself!
It’s just absurd.

>>509090505 (OP)
How did they manage to get the final total correct but the 10%x3 wrong?

>>509095694
Take the blue pill

>>509100874
The only reason it doesn't work is because niggers steal all the shrimp and take it home with them.

>>509090505 (OP)
18-20% if there are no problems with the service. No bonus for excellent service, I’ve only gone over 20 once
10-15 if the service is shit depending on how shit
I would tip 0 but my girl and I frequent the same spots pretty often and I don’t want my food spat in. Shit’s literally mafia-style coercion

>>509090505 (OP)
Ok.

>>509090505 (OP)
But 10.75 multiplied by three is actually 32.25 and not 32.75

Bitch be trying to scam an extra 50 cent out of me, ah heeeeell no

>>509104059
>I don’t want my food spat in. Shit’s literally mafia-style coercion

I never got that either, they risk throwing their food career over $5. I think the people licking ice cream were facing years in prison. Not to mention possibly getting the restaurant shut down.

>>509090505 (OP)
>$10.75 x 3 = $32.75
>32.75 + 107.53 = $ 139.75
seriously /pol/???? This was a test and EVERYONE in this thread who did not call out the bad math is now perma-banned. GTFO Faggots!
$10.75 x 3 = $32.25
$32.75 + $107.53 = $140.28
$32.25 + $107.53 = $139.78
Everyone in this thread deserves a violent death. Low IQ faggots don't get the luxury of a peaceful out.

>>509090505 (OP)
>if you can't pay your workers livable wage don't open a shop

>>509090505 (OP)
Gave a dumb bitch a fat ZERO as a tip once. Fucking dog was shit talking my mom and thought she was being clever about it

>>509105675
>shit talking my mom and thought she was being clever about it
Some people do this and don't even realize it. The self awareness doesn't come until later. Like when she got home she probably thought about it and realized it.

>>509091392
If everyone wants was as based as you the restaurant industry would be forced to price their food properly and become bon tipping.

You are doing gods work

>>509090505 (OP)
The euros and asians are right about tipping, it's fucking gay and retarded. Ever since restaurants in my area got pushy about tipping a few years ago, I stopped eating out for the most part and just cooked nearly everything at home. Once you get gud with cooking, fast food becomes unappetizing and half the sit down restaurants looses it's appeal (though some local places and the occasional 3am dorito taco still have their place). Besides, EVERYWHERE ELSE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET, restaurants else can pay their employees without tips or jacking up food prices by 10x for the privilege of having your waitress being paid minimum wage. Tipping culture in America has become a kike cultural virus that should be outlawed.

>times it by three
>Times it
You don't deserve the money, you'll spend it on something stupid like jewelry

>>509090505 (OP)
0% now and forever. I'd rather tip the cook for making the food than some retard moving the food from point a to point b

>>509090597
>>509090693
>>509091687
>>509092330
>>509092953
>>509093151
Cuckolds. Tipping is certified cuckold behaviour. You are not tipping as a reward for prompt service, which itself would be retarded, you tip because you're buckbroken slaves who pay out their ass so faggot cunts you don't know won't be mad at you.

>>509102064
What the fuck are you even talking about, wagie cuck? This makes tipping good how?

>>509096821
Niggercattle.

>>509090505 (OP)
> If I stay at the restaurant for an hour and they have 5 tables is that little cunt literally worth $150/hr

>>509102579
Lol, be American give the tip at birth.

>>509090505 (OP)
No worker is entitled to a tip and asking for or expecting a tip is low class. Tips are not wages.Tips are in addition to wages and are simply a gift, a kindness. They are given, like all gifts, because they do as much for the giver as to the receiver. You give a tip because you’re saying to yourself, “I’m White, and this is the kind of society I want to live in; one where people extend kindness to other and freely give tips, smiles, polite gestures, are chivalrous, say “please” and “thank you”.
So if you are either expecting a tip, or droning on about how you should not tip, you are revealing yourself as a nigger and/or a Jew, you low class, low IQ, low wage whiner. Get back to work and bring me my sandwich!

>>509109415
goddammit bruce