Why aren't women actively worshipping my penis - /pol/ (#509090552) [Archived: 713 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 8hq280KLUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:23:05 AM No.509090552
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So, I have been thinking a lot. For the past month I have been practicing semen retention, and as a result I have felt my testosterone levels boost, and my penis has reached a level unlike ever before. This has made me think to myself,

>Why aren't women actively worshipping my penis?

Think about it.
>perfect proportions
>extremely delicate and sensitive
>gives me drive and passion towards my goals
>makes me want to serve women and bring the happiness
>guides me through my day to day
>helps me find answers to all of my problems
>literally brings life into the world
I understand lots of women are in a stage of denial, also known as "penis envy". I think it's time we take it a step further and ask ourselves, why aren't the going the full mile? Women should be actively worshipping my penis, you can't change my mind.
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Anonymous ID: OzokaaCTUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:24:57 AM No.509090671
>>509090552 (OP)
You have a micro dick and you're one bad date away from becoming a BBC sissy slut. Atleast that's what /gif/ says.
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Anonymous ID: 115r76WJUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:26:34 AM No.509090767
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>>509090671
Anonymous ID: csBgdKw8United States
6/30/2025, 4:27:37 AM No.509090830
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Anonymous ID: 8hq280KLUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:28:49 AM No.509090904
>>509090830
No, penis worship is the very antithesis of gay. My penis is a fountain of life.
Anonymous ID: ZKOPIZipRussian Federation
6/30/2025, 4:29:49 AM No.509090972
Proofs?
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Anonymous ID: 8hq280KLUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:30:43 AM No.509091042
>>509090972
Are you requesting photographic evidence to support my claims about my penis?