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Anonymous (ID: 8hq280KL) United States No.509090552 [Report] >>509090671
Why aren't women actively worshipping my penis
So, I have been thinking a lot. For the past month I have been practicing semen retention, and as a result I have felt my testosterone levels boost, and my penis has reached a level unlike ever before. This has made me think to myself,

>Why aren't women actively worshipping my penis?

Think about it.
>perfect proportions
>extremely delicate and sensitive
>gives me drive and passion towards my goals
>makes me want to serve women and bring the happiness
>guides me through my day to day
>helps me find answers to all of my problems
>literally brings life into the world
I understand lots of women are in a stage of denial, also known as "penis envy". I think it's time we take it a step further and ask ourselves, why aren't the going the full mile? Women should be actively worshipping my penis, you can't change my mind.
Anonymous (ID: OzokaaCT) United States No.509090671 [Report] >>509090767
>>509090552 (OP)
You have a micro dick and you're one bad date away from becoming a BBC sissy slut. Atleast that's what /gif/ says.
Anonymous (ID: 115r76WJ) United States No.509090767 [Report]
>>509090671
Anonymous (ID: csBgdKw8) United States No.509090830 [Report] >>509090904
Anonymous (ID: 8hq280KL) United States No.509090904 [Report]
>>509090830
No, penis worship is the very antithesis of gay. My penis is a fountain of life.
Anonymous (ID: ZKOPIZip) Russian Federation No.509090972 [Report] >>509091042
Proofs?
Anonymous (ID: 8hq280KL) United States No.509091042 [Report]
>>509090972
Are you requesting photographic evidence to support my claims about my penis?