Satan offers you riches - /pol/ (#509091401) [Archived: 696 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 4:37:06 AM No.509091401

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Dive deep into magic

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 4:38:30 AM No.509091497

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Dive into the rabbit hole

Anonymous ID: oxQqHAyY

6/30/2025, 4:38:37 AM No.509091506

>>509091401 (OP)
What does he ask in return?

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 4:40:19 AM No.509091600

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>>509091506
He didn’t ask anything. He offered knowledge.

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 4:43:24 AM No.509091787

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>>509091506
Yahweh tried to hide the knowledge

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Anonymous ID: hcjfWBqs

6/30/2025, 4:43:28 AM No.509091793

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>>509091401 (OP)
>Satan offers you riches
You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 4:46:49 AM No.509091999

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Don’t eat the apple GOY

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 4:48:43 AM No.509092131

Freya’s necklace represents the FRUITfullness of the Earth

Anonymous ID: g4tZYP6d

6/30/2025, 4:53:44 AM No.509092422

>>509091787
Its the jew god, ofc he would lie, subvert, brainwash, accuse everyone else of the evil things he does himself.

Anonymous ID: skUByNyQ

6/30/2025, 4:58:21 AM No.509092710

>>509091401 (OP)
I've considered it but I don't think he wants me. I guess some of us are just background characters for life after all.

Anonymous ID: oxQqHAyY

6/30/2025, 4:59:19 AM No.509092768

>>509091600
>>509091787

So he offers knowledge. And asks nothing in return?

What is the knowledge?

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:00:14 AM No.509092838

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>>509092768
You will have to find out.

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:01:17 AM No.509092893

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Play the game and find out

Anonymous ID: Y2xQacno

6/30/2025, 5:01:22 AM No.509092903

CHRIST IS KING

Anonymous ID: jBPJRyiq

6/30/2025, 5:01:45 AM No.509092926

>>509091401 (OP)
Shadow boxing is supposed to be a lone affair

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:02:28 AM No.509092959

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Anonymous ID: XHYSmYbj

6/30/2025, 5:02:33 AM No.509092965

>>509091401 (OP)
the poor commit atrocity. Satan offers poverty

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Anonymous ID: vfMMgND2

6/30/2025, 5:02:46 AM No.509092977

>>509091401 (OP)
Satan doesn't exist and if he did then he's a faggot.

Anonymous ID: hHB/Zu+p

6/30/2025, 5:03:45 AM No.509093025

>>509091401 (OP)
Fuck off with your empty lies and promises

Anonymous ID: oxQqHAyY

6/30/2025, 5:03:46 AM No.509093028

>>509092838
It's a free offer. Why not just tell me now?

Anonymous ID: jCXyQGyt

6/30/2025, 5:03:50 AM No.509093034

>>509091401 (OP)
>riches
Lmao gay. I crave total victory over him and his minions. He can offer his unconditional surrender.

Anonymous ID: vEdJnUyC

6/30/2025, 5:04:01 AM No.509093040

>>509092965
>the poor commit atrocity
Yes all the genocidal maniacs of the past were extremely poor.... Ugh

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:04:58 AM No.509093098

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Zeus

Anonymous ID: DH0wloDG

6/30/2025, 5:05:24 AM No.509093120

necropants

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>>509091401 (OP)
Anyone here ever done the infamous necropants? Does it only work in Iceland?

sage ID: PhWV6X//

6/30/2025, 5:07:37 AM No.509093227

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>>509092838
gatekeeping success behind brown-nosing the incompetent retards already entrenched in power got you here. not even asking you to ditch recommendations and nepotism and start choosing your elites via standardized exams like the chinese, but just modernize your elite selection methods. it's been centuries.
but oh yes, let's say i'm willing to help, and not gonna ask if israel needs saving that much how aboot you cut out the talmudic bullshit and tell me what books i should read, when can i show up at the lodge, what color should my robe be, and if i need to bring sugar-free cookies for the diabetic boomers or plain cookies are fine.

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:09:23 AM No.509093316

>>509093227
Eat the fruit in the tree

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Anonymous ID: bPxht8YO

6/30/2025, 5:12:29 AM No.509093502

>>509091401 (OP)

Money is the currency of the poor is it not?

Sage ID: +QCWDvbo

6/30/2025, 5:14:40 AM No.509093642

>>509091401 (OP)
>My wife's serpentfriend told her to eat from the tree, she ate from it and gave me fruit to eat
Siding with the serpent over god is the ultimate cuckoldry, lmao

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:17:40 AM No.509093805

>>509093642
Look beyond the jewish fairy tale>>509091600

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Anonymous ID: IgDEY9vI

6/30/2025, 5:20:24 AM No.509093959

Satan tongues my anus

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Anonymous ID: RhRqy9Hy

6/30/2025, 5:20:56 AM No.509093989

>>509091600
Everything has a price.

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:21:09 AM No.509093998

>>509093959
Well yea because you’re gay

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:22:08 AM No.509094052

>>509093989
So go away. Eat the fruit of knowledge or leave.

Anonymous ID: 0I/9mueY

6/30/2025, 5:25:41 AM No.509094250

>>509091401 (OP)
Sticking shit up your ass doesn't make you a warlock, it just means you're gay.

Anonymous ID: r3vY5SYa

6/30/2025, 5:26:01 AM No.509094270

Group_of_Aphrodite,_Pan_and_Eros._About_100_BC_(3470784387)

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>>509091401 (OP)
that's pan. christcucks just stole his visage for their satan bogeyman figure

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Sage ID: +QCWDvbo

6/30/2025, 5:28:19 AM No.509094406

>>509093805
"He dindu nuffin and sheeeit"
Satan is truly the ultimate nigger

Anonymous ID: 99IxVEDS

6/30/2025, 5:30:53 AM No.509094547

>>509091401 (OP)
>I'll give you a bite of this muffin if you let me brutally torture you for the next 80 years
Literally a better deal.

Anonymous ID: /juKInW2

6/30/2025, 5:33:30 AM No.509094686

>>509091401 (OP)
>Dive deep into magic

Yes please.

Start another thread for us over at /x.

sage ID: PhWV6X//

6/30/2025, 5:38:54 AM No.509094989

>>509093316
gorge deep on the root of a chode woo-woo

Anonymous ID: bmZVBd0/

6/30/2025, 5:42:12 AM No.509095164

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>>509091401 (OP)
Based

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:45:01 AM No.509095303

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>>509095164
no

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Anonymous ID: bmZVBd0/

6/30/2025, 5:45:50 AM No.509095341

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>>509095303
Yes

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Anonymous ID: Cf/TzNa+

6/30/2025, 5:46:35 AM No.509095382

>>509093805
Satan only exists in jewry, it's a jewish character in a jewish tale, you fucking goofy kike

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Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:47:06 AM No.509095402

>>509095341
Bye well poisoner. Leave my thread.

Replies: >>509095613 >>509095708

Anonymous ID: NMwCui1C

6/30/2025, 5:47:39 AM No.509095437

>>509095382
Mmk

Anonymous ID: bmZVBd0/

6/30/2025, 5:50:56 AM No.509095613

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>>509095402
Nah

Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 5:51:22 AM No.509095635

Deviled Ham 2

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>>509091401 (OP)
It taste pretty good if you heat it up.

Anonymous ID: EysAm8Ul

6/30/2025, 5:51:51 AM No.509095654

>>509091401 (OP)
I dove deep into OPs mom

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Anonymous ID: 6lhaJNs+

6/30/2025, 5:52:54 AM No.509095700

>>509091401 (OP)
>painted finger nails
>shitty black metal
Lmao the Satan identity is so gay.

Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 5:52:59 AM No.509095708

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>>509095402
>Bye well poisoner. Leave my thread.
How do you know he swings both ways? Are you clareboyiant?

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Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 5:53:38 AM No.509095739

>>509095654
Did you find a watch?

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Anonymous ID: fES0oJd5

6/30/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.509095786

>>509091401 (OP)
> Satan offers you riches
Alas, 'tis naught but dust

Anonymous ID: Sd7AO7Pr

6/30/2025, 5:54:25 AM No.509095787

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I wish Satan to exist, not a single satanist organisation actually believes in Satan, even joy of satan dropped the larp and accepted themselves as larpagans few months ago (hoodedcobra is a faggot still)
Where can I find good ol' pal Satan for real? I still won't worship tetragrammaton nor anything abrohomo.

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Anonymous ID: bmZVBd0/

6/30/2025, 5:55:49 AM No.509095872

>>509095787
>not a single satanist organisation actually believes in Satan
Diabolism

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Anonymous ID: EysAm8Ul

6/30/2025, 5:55:55 AM No.509095882

>>509095739
Describe it and it’s yours

Anonymous ID: YoUDQI+L

6/30/2025, 5:56:02 AM No.509095887

1666234881145073s

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How do I eat the apple?

Anonymous ID: FllBT97v

6/30/2025, 5:56:20 AM No.509095905

>>509095708
There's something wrong with the people in this video.
Are they drug addicts?

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Anonymous ID: 3tS/ZN4s

6/30/2025, 5:56:28 AM No.509095916

>>509091401 (OP)
>offers you riches
when he delivers I'll suck his thorny cock but it has to be in a timely manner while I'm still young and can use it, having riches when I'm old is fucking pointless
until he delivers he fuck right off

Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 5:56:55 AM No.509095947

mensus

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>>509095787
>Where can I find good ol' pal Satan for real?
Look to the comic book. Satan is in the comic books.

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Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 5:58:26 AM No.509096009

>>509095905
I am not sure if they are addicted. They may be so cool that they can quit any time they want to.

Anonymous ID: aCpgaUQX

6/30/2025, 5:59:38 AM No.509096069

I'm not religious. But nothing would make me a believer in Jesus faster than the existence of satan lol.

Anonymous ID: yQl/RB8q

6/30/2025, 6:03:33 AM No.509096293

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>>509092838
>join my gay buttsex club to have the free knowledge
Well then its not free now is it? Stupid masonic dipshits belong in camps

Anonymous ID: Sd7AO7Pr

6/30/2025, 6:06:51 AM No.509096460

file

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>>509095872
Fake and gay, they just superficially conduct few demons, probably just from some generic ars goetia for selfish needs.
>>509095947
Literally gay and fake. Marvel comics used to produce illustrated bible before muh capeshit happened.
Why finding and worshipping Satan is so fucking hard?

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Anonymous ID: gN3aDan+

6/30/2025, 6:11:50 AM No.509096759

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>>509095739
Does it look like this?

Anonymous ID: bmZVBd0/

6/30/2025, 6:13:26 AM No.509096841

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>>509096460
Listen to this
https://youtu.be/A8NpBxD-apM?si=tOBzZU4LPZmSiGqr

Anonymous ID: Sd7AO7Pr

6/30/2025, 6:15:46 AM No.509096956

baal-hadad

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>>509094270
The horns is a symbol of royalty of many pagan cultures, especially celts, which is why it used to be a crown in ancient times. Pan is just 19th century christcuck dwelling in to naturalism, medieval times christcucks didn't had real defined image of Satan other than him being just another angel.

Anonymous ID: Je713i+o

6/30/2025, 6:17:41 AM No.509097061

>>509091401 (OP)
Why would I want to be rich when I'm already White, straight, tall, and skinny and not a fag libtard
I won life.

Anonymous ID: Sd7AO7Pr

6/30/2025, 6:18:29 AM No.509097101

Boring thread, no Satan in sight. See you later satanistlarpers.

Anonymous ID: dD6hjmZz

6/30/2025, 6:19:06 AM No.509097136

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>>509091401 (OP)

Anonymous ID: +/b4VExS

6/30/2025, 6:20:52 AM No.509097233

>>509091401 (OP)
Attempting a pact with demons is already a way to get your soul caught by them, hence no reason for them to do anything.

Anonymous ID: OXgm3ALI

6/30/2025, 6:21:31 AM No.509097266

>>509091401 (OP)
I renounce Satan and all of his works.

Anonymous ID: qLg+XyFc

6/30/2025, 6:21:50 AM No.509097282

>>509091401 (OP)
Satan has a nice cock.

Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 6:22:32 AM No.509097311

flying fish

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>>509096460
Without comic book Jesus, there is no comic book Satan. They come from the same franchise.

Anonymous ID: a4x/lllg

6/30/2025, 6:22:41 AM No.509097319

>>509091401 (OP)
How do I learn magic?

Replies: >>509097391

Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 6:24:00 AM No.509097391

do_pope

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>>509097319
By pretending that bullshit is true.

Anonymous ID: ul/SugDi

6/30/2025, 6:25:41 AM No.509097482

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Nah I'm good

Anonymous ID: hG5glYXk

6/30/2025, 6:26:13 AM No.509097515

>>509091401 (OP)
That's not satan you halfwit. It's Pan. Also, Saturn isn't satan either, he's Cronus. Fucking desert bullshit.

Replies: >>509097589

Anonymous ID: rxmsypYi

6/30/2025, 6:26:47 AM No.509097540

>>509093316
how do i do that? how do i locate the tree?

Replies: >>509100970

Anonymous ID: hG5glYXk

6/30/2025, 6:27:58 AM No.509097589

>>509097515
>>509091401 (OP)
see-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)

Anonymous ID: h492Rx36

6/30/2025, 6:28:26 AM No.509097618

god, these O9A larpers are obnoxious

Replies: >>509097839

Anonymous ID: JGTXZIzk

6/30/2025, 6:29:08 AM No.509097655

>>509091401 (OP)
this world is gay and i want nothing from it.

Anonymous ID: 1tMYhkPD

6/30/2025, 6:29:27 AM No.509097666

>>509091401 (OP)
The idea is to detach yourself from this place

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Anonymous ID: Je713i+o

6/30/2025, 6:30:12 AM No.509097697

>>509097666
Of course satan is a fucking leaf

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6/30/2025, 6:30:31 AM No.509097707

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Anonymous ID: AfzgUCsJ

6/30/2025, 6:33:00 AM No.509097839

>>509097618
Are the niners in the room with us right now?

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Anonymous ID: dGwc/ls0

6/30/2025, 6:33:02 AM No.509097841

FBI glownigger grooming thread

Anonymous ID: gSXyy8Av

6/30/2025, 6:40:04 AM No.509098165

and_that_guy

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>>509097697

Anonymous ID: h492Rx36

6/30/2025, 6:44:52 AM No.509098452

>>509097839
>pfft you think the guys promoting satanism on the nazi message board are from the most prominent nazi satanist group?
You're right anon, how silly of me.

Anonymous ID: ZDdNtMuB

6/30/2025, 6:45:47 AM No.509098505

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>>509091401 (OP)
Can he make a subhuman into Chad. Women are already outearning men and have the freedom to pursue Chad, riches aint mean shit anymore. There are plenty of balding 6 figure men who come out empty handed. Satan doesnt exist.

Anonymous ID: ZA80YWNm

6/30/2025, 6:46:26 AM No.509098531

>>509091506
A trifle, a pittance, nothing but a tally on a score card for a game youll never know

Replies: >>509098699

Anonymous ID: oxQqHAyY

6/30/2025, 6:49:50 AM No.509098699

>>509098531
Another vague response.
If he's just here to help us out of his grand generosity, why not just be clear about the terms?

Anonymous ID: 1tMYhkPD

6/30/2025, 6:53:02 AM No.509098848

>>509097697
Canada is the dirt under my boots, not my identity. Wake up, tard.

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Anonymous ID: sT4mgRfC

6/30/2025, 6:54:32 AM No.509098918

>>509091401 (OP)
how do i get a weewee this big, satan?

Anonymous ID: 7OQQkNEj

6/30/2025, 7:08:03 AM No.509099539

>>509091401 (OP)
All anons beware. Engaging in this thread opens you to demonic possession which could lead to suicide. The only way is Jesus Christ. I rebuke the weak worm Satan in the holy and mighty Name of Jesus Christ

Anonymous ID: xMFSy20R

6/30/2025, 7:17:46 AM No.509099975

No thanks, Satan already gave me wifi, a phone, a burger, and an energy drink

Anonymous ID: FxUFEgze

6/30/2025, 7:39:25 AM No.509100970

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>>509097540
OP wouldn't tell you, even if he knew.

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Anonymous ID: Kz+HpXEa

6/30/2025, 7:41:02 AM No.509101044

>>509091401 (OP)
He's a horny guy

Anonymous ID: zzFT6ntS

6/30/2025, 7:44:46 AM No.509101201

pixelegion

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>abrahamic Jew framework

Ngmi. All their holy books should be destroyed and memory blotted out

Anonymous ID: Je713i+o

6/30/2025, 7:45:21 AM No.509101230

>>509098848
>didn't get the joke
newfaggot

Anonymous ID: rxmsypYi

6/30/2025, 7:57:32 AM No.509101865

>>509100970
Interesting that the woman is the first to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. I wonder what that means?

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Anonymous ID: FxUFEgze

6/30/2025, 8:14:53 AM No.509102692

>>509101865
I don't give a lot of weight to the abrahamic religions, but I wonder if it's worth considering that it doesn't mention her having any affects from the consumption of it until her partner also partakes..

Anonymous ID: uri4kufn

6/30/2025, 8:15:19 AM No.509102715

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>>509092838
We will learn to play chess?

Replies: >>509105741

Anonymous ID: uri4kufn

6/30/2025, 8:23:05 AM No.509103045

What a lame ass fucking thread.

Anonymous ID: i15NbB9P

6/30/2025, 9:07:56 AM No.509105139

Chains of Darkness

md5: 0632d3995d5b5a7a91d722d1bc456581🔍

>>509091401 (OP)

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6/30/2025, 9:21:07 AM No.509105741

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>>509102715
everybody but you

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Anonymous ID: 6xTBLECA

6/30/2025, 9:21:43 AM No.509105769

I hate the antichrist

Anonymous ID: uri4kufn

6/30/2025, 9:53:26 AM No.509107244

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>>509105741

Anonymous ID: duumPZ+m

6/30/2025, 10:23:50 AM No.509108614

>>509091401 (OP)
real real hidden "magic" is complex recipes from bronze age, you will never ever get access to them, its so dangerois complicated and hard to get ingredients even if you did. Its real like everyrthing else, but this its all inside you, mind over matter etc, thats hippy talk placebo bullshit. Real stuff is hardcore, think more shamanistic drug insanity than grey hairwd wizard reading from a book and drawing cool looking symbols.
Also trust me you dont wanna know its fucked up