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Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509091401 [Report] >>509091506 >>509091793 >>509092710 >>509092926 >>509092965 >>509092977 >>509093025 >>509093034 >>509093120 >>509093502 >>509093642 >>509094250 >>509094270 >>509094547 >>509094686 >>509095164 >>509095635 >>509095654 >>509095700 >>509095786 >>509095916 >>509097061 >>509097136 >>509097233 >>509097266 >>509097282 >>509097319 >>509097515 >>509097589 >>509097655 >>509097666 >>509098505 >>509098918 >>509099539 >>509101044 >>509105139 >>509108614
Satan offers you riches
Dive deep into magic
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509091497 [Report]
Dive into the rabbit hole
Anonymous (ID: oxQqHAyY) United States No.509091506 [Report] >>509091600 >>509091787 >>509098531
>>509091401 (OP)
What does he ask in return?
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509091600 [Report] >>509092768 >>509093805 >>509093989
>>509091506
He didn’t ask anything. He offered knowledge.
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509091787 [Report] >>509092422 >>509092768
>>509091506
Yahweh tried to hide the knowledge
Anonymous (ID: hcjfWBqs) United States No.509091793 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
>Satan offers you riches
You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509091999 [Report]
Don’t eat the apple GOY
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509092131 [Report]
Freya’s necklace represents the FRUITfullness of the Earth
Anonymous (ID: g4tZYP6d) Croatia No.509092422 [Report]
>>509091787
Its the jew god, ofc he would lie, subvert, brainwash, accuse everyone else of the evil things he does himself.
Anonymous (ID: skUByNyQ) United States No.509092710 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
I've considered it but I don't think he wants me. I guess some of us are just background characters for life after all.
Anonymous (ID: oxQqHAyY) United States No.509092768 [Report] >>509092838
>>509091600
>>509091787

So he offers knowledge. And asks nothing in return?

What is the knowledge?
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509092838 [Report] >>509093028 >>509093227 >>509096293 >>509102715
>>509092768
You will have to find out.
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509092893 [Report]
Play the game and find out
Anonymous (ID: Y2xQacno) United States No.509092903 [Report]
CHRIST IS KING
Anonymous (ID: jBPJRyiq) New Zealand No.509092926 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Shadow boxing is supposed to be a lone affair
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509092959 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: XHYSmYbj) United States No.509092965 [Report] >>509093040
>>509091401 (OP)
the poor commit atrocity. Satan offers poverty
Anonymous (ID: vfMMgND2) Mexico No.509092977 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Satan doesn't exist and if he did then he's a faggot.
Anonymous (ID: hHB/Zu+p) United States No.509093025 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Fuck off with your empty lies and promises
Anonymous (ID: oxQqHAyY) United States No.509093028 [Report]
>>509092838
It's a free offer. Why not just tell me now?
Anonymous (ID: jCXyQGyt) United States No.509093034 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
>riches
Lmao gay. I crave total victory over him and his minions. He can offer his unconditional surrender.
Anonymous (ID: vEdJnUyC) United States No.509093040 [Report]
>>509092965
>the poor commit atrocity
Yes all the genocidal maniacs of the past were extremely poor.... Ugh
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509093098 [Report]
Zeus
Anonymous (ID: DH0wloDG) Brazil No.509093120 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Anyone here ever done the infamous necropants? Does it only work in Iceland?
sage (ID: PhWV6X//) Mexico No.509093227 [Report] >>509093316
>>509092838
gatekeeping success behind brown-nosing the incompetent retards already entrenched in power got you here. not even asking you to ditch recommendations and nepotism and start choosing your elites via standardized exams like the chinese, but just modernize your elite selection methods. it's been centuries.
but oh yes, let's say i'm willing to help, and not gonna ask if israel needs saving that much how aboot you cut out the talmudic bullshit and tell me what books i should read, when can i show up at the lodge, what color should my robe be, and if i need to bring sugar-free cookies for the diabetic boomers or plain cookies are fine.
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509093316 [Report] >>509094989 >>509097540
>>509093227
Eat the fruit in the tree
Anonymous (ID: bPxht8YO) Brazil No.509093502 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)

Money is the currency of the poor is it not?
Sage (ID: +QCWDvbo) Egypt No.509093642 [Report] >>509093805
>>509091401 (OP)
>My wife's serpentfriend told her to eat from the tree, she ate from it and gave me fruit to eat
Siding with the serpent over god is the ultimate cuckoldry, lmao
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509093805 [Report] >>509094406 >>509095382
>>509093642
Look beyond the jewish fairy tale>>509091600
Anonymous (ID: IgDEY9vI) United States No.509093959 [Report] >>509093998
Satan tongues my anus
Anonymous (ID: RhRqy9Hy) United States No.509093989 [Report] >>509094052
>>509091600
Everything has a price.
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509093998 [Report]
>>509093959
Well yea because you’re gay
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509094052 [Report]
>>509093989
So go away. Eat the fruit of knowledge or leave.
Anonymous (ID: 0I/9mueY) Australia No.509094250 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Sticking shit up your ass doesn't make you a warlock, it just means you're gay.
Anonymous (ID: r3vY5SYa) United States No.509094270 [Report] >>509096956
>>509091401 (OP)
that's pan. christcucks just stole his visage for their satan bogeyman figure
Sage (ID: +QCWDvbo) Egypt No.509094406 [Report]
>>509093805
"He dindu nuffin and sheeeit"
Satan is truly the ultimate nigger
Anonymous (ID: 99IxVEDS) Australia No.509094547 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
>I'll give you a bite of this muffin if you let me brutally torture you for the next 80 years
Literally a better deal.
Anonymous (ID: /juKInW2) United States No.509094686 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
>Dive deep into magic


Yes please.

Start another thread for us over at /x.
sage (ID: PhWV6X//) Mexico No.509094989 [Report]
>>509093316
gorge deep on the root of a chode woo-woo
Anonymous (ID: bmZVBd0/) United States No.509095164 [Report] >>509095303
>>509091401 (OP)
Based
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509095303 [Report] >>509095341
>>509095164
no
Anonymous (ID: bmZVBd0/) United States No.509095341 [Report] >>509095402
>>509095303
Yes
Anonymous (ID: Cf/TzNa+) United States No.509095382 [Report] >>509095437
>>509093805
Satan only exists in jewry, it's a jewish character in a jewish tale, you fucking goofy kike
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509095402 [Report] >>509095613 >>509095708
>>509095341
Bye well poisoner. Leave my thread.
Anonymous (ID: NMwCui1C) United States No.509095437 [Report]
>>509095382
Mmk
Anonymous (ID: bmZVBd0/) United States No.509095613 [Report]
>>509095402
Nah
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509095635 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
It taste pretty good if you heat it up.
Anonymous (ID: EysAm8Ul) United States No.509095654 [Report] >>509095739
>>509091401 (OP)
I dove deep into OPs mom
Anonymous (ID: 6lhaJNs+) United States No.509095700 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
>painted finger nails
>shitty black metal
Lmao the Satan identity is so gay.
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509095708 [Report] >>509095905
>>509095402
>Bye well poisoner. Leave my thread.
How do you know he swings both ways? Are you clareboyiant?
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509095739 [Report] >>509095882 >>509096759
>>509095654
Did you find a watch?
Anonymous (ID: fES0oJd5) Germany No.509095786 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
> Satan offers you riches
Alas, 'tis naught but dust
Anonymous (ID: Sd7AO7Pr) Germany No.509095787 [Report] >>509095872 >>509095947
I wish Satan to exist, not a single satanist organisation actually believes in Satan, even joy of satan dropped the larp and accepted themselves as larpagans few months ago (hoodedcobra is a faggot still)
Where can I find good ol' pal Satan for real? I still won't worship tetragrammaton nor anything abrohomo.
Anonymous (ID: bmZVBd0/) United States No.509095872 [Report] >>509096460
>>509095787
>not a single satanist organisation actually believes in Satan
Diabolism
Anonymous (ID: EysAm8Ul) United States No.509095882 [Report]
>>509095739
Describe it and it’s yours
Anonymous (ID: YoUDQI+L) United States No.509095887 [Report]
How do I eat the apple?
Anonymous (ID: FllBT97v) Lithuania No.509095905 [Report] >>509096009
>>509095708
There's something wrong with the people in this video.
Are they drug addicts?
Anonymous (ID: 3tS/ZN4s) United States No.509095916 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
>offers you riches
when he delivers I'll suck his thorny cock but it has to be in a timely manner while I'm still young and can use it, having riches when I'm old is fucking pointless
until he delivers he fuck right off
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509095947 [Report] >>509096460
>>509095787
>Where can I find good ol' pal Satan for real?
Look to the comic book. Satan is in the comic books.
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509096009 [Report]
>>509095905
I am not sure if they are addicted. They may be so cool that they can quit any time they want to.
Anonymous (ID: aCpgaUQX) Netherlands No.509096069 [Report]
I'm not religious. But nothing would make me a believer in Jesus faster than the existence of satan lol.
Anonymous (ID: yQl/RB8q) United States No.509096293 [Report]
>>509092838
>join my gay buttsex club to have the free knowledge
Well then its not free now is it? Stupid masonic dipshits belong in camps
Anonymous (ID: Sd7AO7Pr) Germany No.509096460 [Report] >>509096841 >>509097311
>>509095872
Fake and gay, they just superficially conduct few demons, probably just from some generic ars goetia for selfish needs.
>>509095947
Literally gay and fake. Marvel comics used to produce illustrated bible before muh capeshit happened.
Why finding and worshipping Satan is so fucking hard?
Anonymous (ID: gN3aDan+) United States No.509096759 [Report]
>>509095739
Does it look like this?
Anonymous (ID: bmZVBd0/) United States No.509096841 [Report]
>>509096460
Listen to this
https://youtu.be/A8NpBxD-apM?si=tOBzZU4LPZmSiGqr
Anonymous (ID: Sd7AO7Pr) Germany No.509096956 [Report]
>>509094270
The horns is a symbol of royalty of many pagan cultures, especially celts, which is why it used to be a crown in ancient times. Pan is just 19th century christcuck dwelling in to naturalism, medieval times christcucks didn't had real defined image of Satan other than him being just another angel.
Anonymous (ID: Je713i+o) United States No.509097061 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Why would I want to be rich when I'm already White, straight, tall, and skinny and not a fag libtard
I won life.
Anonymous (ID: Sd7AO7Pr) Germany No.509097101 [Report]
Boring thread, no Satan in sight. See you later satanistlarpers.
Anonymous (ID: dD6hjmZz) United States No.509097136 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: +/b4VExS) Peru No.509097233 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Attempting a pact with demons is already a way to get your soul caught by them, hence no reason for them to do anything.
Anonymous (ID: OXgm3ALI) United States No.509097266 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
I renounce Satan and all of his works.
Anonymous (ID: qLg+XyFc) Germany No.509097282 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Satan has a nice cock.
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509097311 [Report]
>>509096460
Without comic book Jesus, there is no comic book Satan. They come from the same franchise.
Anonymous (ID: a4x/lllg) United States No.509097319 [Report] >>509097391
>>509091401 (OP)
How do I learn magic?
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509097391 [Report]
>>509097319
By pretending that bullshit is true.
Anonymous (ID: ul/SugDi) United States No.509097482 [Report]
Nah I'm good
Anonymous (ID: hG5glYXk) United States No.509097515 [Report] >>509097589
>>509091401 (OP)
That's not satan you halfwit. It's Pan. Also, Saturn isn't satan either, he's Cronus. Fucking desert bullshit.
Anonymous (ID: rxmsypYi) United States No.509097540 [Report] >>509100970
>>509093316
how do i do that? how do i locate the tree?
Anonymous (ID: hG5glYXk) United States No.509097589 [Report]
>>509097515
>>509091401 (OP)
see-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)
Anonymous (ID: h492Rx36) United States No.509097618 [Report] >>509097839
god, these O9A larpers are obnoxious
Anonymous (ID: JGTXZIzk) United States No.509097655 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
this world is gay and i want nothing from it.
Anonymous (ID: 1tMYhkPD) Canada No.509097666 [Report] >>509097697
>>509091401 (OP)
The idea is to detach yourself from this place
Anonymous (ID: Je713i+o) United States No.509097697 [Report] >>509098165 >>509098848
>>509097666
Of course satan is a fucking leaf
Anonymous (ID: iANa9e9A) United States No.509097707 [Report]
No
Anonymous (ID: AfzgUCsJ) United States No.509097839 [Report] >>509098452
>>509097618
Are the niners in the room with us right now?
Anonymous (ID: dGwc/ls0) United States No.509097841 [Report]
FBI glownigger grooming thread
Anonymous (ID: gSXyy8Av) United States No.509098165 [Report]
>>509097697
Anonymous (ID: h492Rx36) United States No.509098452 [Report]
>>509097839
>pfft you think the guys promoting satanism on the nazi message board are from the most prominent nazi satanist group?
You're right anon, how silly of me.
Anonymous (ID: ZDdNtMuB) United States No.509098505 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Can he make a subhuman into Chad. Women are already outearning men and have the freedom to pursue Chad, riches aint mean shit anymore. There are plenty of balding 6 figure men who come out empty handed. Satan doesnt exist.
Anonymous (ID: ZA80YWNm) United States No.509098531 [Report] >>509098699
>>509091506
A trifle, a pittance, nothing but a tally on a score card for a game youll never know
Anonymous (ID: oxQqHAyY) United States No.509098699 [Report]
>>509098531
Another vague response.
If he's just here to help us out of his grand generosity, why not just be clear about the terms?
Anonymous (ID: 1tMYhkPD) Canada No.509098848 [Report] >>509101230
>>509097697
Canada is the dirt under my boots, not my identity. Wake up, tard.
Anonymous (ID: sT4mgRfC) Australia No.509098918 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
how do i get a weewee this big, satan?
Anonymous (ID: 7OQQkNEj) Australia No.509099539 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
All anons beware. Engaging in this thread opens you to demonic possession which could lead to suicide. The only way is Jesus Christ. I rebuke the weak worm Satan in the holy and mighty Name of Jesus Christ
Anonymous (ID: xMFSy20R) United States No.509099975 [Report]
No thanks, Satan already gave me wifi, a phone, a burger, and an energy drink
Anonymous (ID: FxUFEgze) United States No.509100970 [Report] >>509101865
>>509097540
OP wouldn't tell you, even if he knew.
Anonymous (ID: Kz+HpXEa) United States No.509101044 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
He's a horny guy
Anonymous (ID: zzFT6ntS) No.509101201 [Report]
>abrahamic Jew framework

Ngmi. All their holy books should be destroyed and memory blotted out
Anonymous (ID: Je713i+o) United States No.509101230 [Report]
>>509098848
>didn't get the joke
newfaggot
Anonymous (ID: rxmsypYi) United States No.509101865 [Report] >>509102692
>>509100970
Interesting that the woman is the first to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. I wonder what that means?
Anonymous (ID: FxUFEgze) United States No.509102692 [Report]
>>509101865
I don't give a lot of weight to the abrahamic religions, but I wonder if it's worth considering that it doesn't mention her having any affects from the consumption of it until her partner also partakes..
Anonymous (ID: uri4kufn) United States No.509102715 [Report] >>509105741
>>509092838
We will learn to play chess?
Anonymous (ID: uri4kufn) United States No.509103045 [Report]
What a lame ass fucking thread.
Anonymous (ID: i15NbB9P) United States No.509105139 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: GjctWRpB) United States No.509105741 [Report] >>509107244
>>509102715
everybody but you
Anonymous (ID: 6xTBLECA) United States No.509105769 [Report]
I hate the antichrist
Anonymous (ID: uri4kufn) United States No.509107244 [Report]
>>509105741
Anonymous (ID: duumPZ+m) Germany No.509108614 [Report]
>>509091401 (OP)
real real hidden "magic" is complex recipes from bronze age, you will never ever get access to them, its so dangerois complicated and hard to get ingredients even if you did. Its real like everyrthing else, but this its all inside you, mind over matter etc, thats hippy talk placebo bullshit. Real stuff is hardcore, think more shamanistic drug insanity than grey hairwd wizard reading from a book and drawing cool looking symbols.
Also trust me you dont wanna know its fucked up