Thread 509095666

What does /pol/ think about Colorado?

>>509095666 (OP)
looks very square

>>509095666 (OP)
Based state. I get to smoke weed over there and cops don't give a shit.
Nice trips satan

dude weed lmao

>>509095666 (OP)
>What does /pol/ think about Colorado?

>>509095666 (OP)
I dont think about it at all.

>>509095666 (OP)
Awful state with awful people. Imagine building a sprawling metropolis on top of a mountain. Faggots.

>>509095894
>weed
legal in multiple states

>>509096105
>Imagine building a sprawling metropolis on top of a mountain
Literally every city with 100,000+ people is in the eastern plains, there are no metropoles in the mountains.

>>509096118
Not in mine. Cops here in Wisconsin will confiscate your weed and send you to jail

>>509095666 (OP)
Great state ruined by Californian transplants. Montana is next

>>509096118
Not Texas or Florida

Sucked dick there in 2012 when I was 18 I just got this cheap ass minivan for I think like only $1000 and I ended up driving it across the country to meet an Xbox friend who lived in CA I made a few stop, one of them was in Colorado. Ended up meeting some guys in Denver and they bought me drinks knowing I wasn't even drinking age got drunk as fuck and ended up back in my minivan sucking dick. I have never told anybody about this and thankfully I hardly remember much of the experience other than that it happened.

>>509095666 (OP)
Weed is legal. Not really my thing, but cool I guess
Lots of homeless people
Beautiful mountains
That’s all I know

>>509095666 (OP)
cool mountains

>>509095666 (OP)
I want to move out of here every day, but Florida is too humid and just as expensive as Denver.

>>509095666 (OP)
It's horrible here. Dogshit weather. Dogshit people. The nature is overrated. We're filled to the brim. Stay out. This is a warning.

>>509096282
Denver in 2012 was much nicer. Denver in 2002 even more so. Stop being gay

>>509095666 (OP)
>What does /pol/ think about Colorado?
Full of junkies and Californians. The fags on nupol see no problem with that.

I'm barely scraping by in Boulder paying for a 1br apt by myself. I should look for a cheaper place in the suburbs. I heard the housing bubble has popped in the Denver area so maybe prices will finally drop for a change

>>509096346
>Dogshit weather.
Bullshit, the weather here is great. It's only better in Southern California, but Southern California is priced out of 90% of the US population

>>509095666 (OP)
Beautiful state, absolutely infested with libs though; too many people, I honestly prefer Wyoming.

>>509096235
Faggot.

>>509095666 (OP)
Based state with beautiful geography ruined by Denver area libs

>>509096525
There's nothing in Wyoming

>>509096570
Exactly

>>509096570
It got this

>>509096570
Don't give a shit about people, Wyoming has just as much natural beauty as CO, maybe even more but has like 1/10th the pop density.

>>509096602
You say this until you realize the nearest Costco is 4 hours away

>>509095666 (OP)
Everyone used to think of Colorado as a rugged mountain paradise. Now its another fucked up leftist state with nice views.

Don’t live in Grand Junction

>>509096677
I’ve never been to Costco because I’m not a city faggot

>>509095666 (OP)
Good location to fuck off to for when cities and coastlines get wiped out in the "event".

>>509096541
Retard

>>509096818
everyone check out this asshole who thinks he's too good for Costco

>>509095666 (OP)
I like the broncos

>>509095666 (OP)
There's like 10 times fewer niggers there, but each nigger is like 10 times more annoying because the libtards there are like 10 times more naive.

>>509096891
Colorado is a hot zone target for world govermenta to hit with nukes. Kansas is actually very safe when you look for stuff like that. To many strategic targets here in colorado. Not like any of the citizens are going to be able to actually take shelter in the hollowed out mountains.

>>509096921
I am. Fuck you and fuck Costco. I hope you die choking on their shitty food court pizza and your corpse gets trampled by all the other fatass faggots slurping soda and buying 500 packs of twinkies.

>>509096940
based

>>509095666 (OP)
Denver international airport is satanic with artwork depicting death and destruction, and you dont want to know about the tunnels and rooms underneath it

Personally, I fucking hate it here. Everything is too far, everyone drives 120 miles an hour, Texans are the worst, the gun laws are fucked and the governor is a literal fag.

>>509095666 (OP)
Checked
Just got back from Denver this weekend visiting friends, they got a new condo there. People in the area were very fit and attractive, but very dismissive and stuck up.
Woke up the next day and his entire new condo complex was graffiti’ed
4/8 shithole

>>509096940
Same bro

>>509095666 (OP)
used to be a cool almost libertarian state but our current governor is a complete faggot and we become more and more blue with more people who moved here from cali. gun laws are getting much worse here and i want to leave

>be me
>go to Colorado for based geography vacation
>it cool, lots of trails n sht
>drive up that high mountain (twin peaks i think)
Was cool, no guard rails, kinda scary (made it fun)
>pay 60$ to go on wolf sanctuary tour
>guide makes us learn b4 going to see wolfs
>pulls down white board
>Tells us there is Only four wild wolfs in America
>(x) doubt
>tells us 'White Men' hunted and killed all the wolfs, now they're endangered
>wow, Colorado is gay
>go on tour, see based wolves

>>509097981
They just reintroduced wolves here I'm pretty sure and people are kind of mad about it

Also, didn't see ONE fat person for the whole two weeks i was there. Not even joking, not one. . .
Also saw a bumper sticker that stuck with me for some reason. Every time i think about Colorado, its the first thing that comes to mind.

Was a bumper sticker of a wiener dog that said "i got friends in low places'

>>509095666 (OP)
Comfy, expensive, and gay state politics. Nuke Denver and it'd be the perfect state.

>>509095666 (OP)
It was one of the best states to live in, 30 years ago.

>>509095894
>I get to smoke weed
Kys stoner.

I also do like seeing deer on my lawn and seeing them grow up. There were some baby deer last year I kept seeing and this year I'm seeing a couple different little deer with their mom around my property. That's cute. The amount of Karens here now is insane though too.

>>509096243
And rightly so. I will smoke weed, but it should stay illegal here and should be illegal everywhere else too.

>>509095666 (OP)
Calirado sucks ass now. Literally, figuratively, and actually sucks ass thanks to Califags immigrants fleeing their own choices. Never trust someone from California that says they are conservatives who just got outvoted.

>>509098564
You'd be surprised how many people I've met who wear MAGA hats here are from California

>>509098343
Deer in CO are friendly, they can be dicks elsewhere.

>>509095666 (OP)
The western half is fun. East Colorado is purgatory.

Denver, 28 yo, living in a van.
I make $400-$1200/mo freelancing.
Cost of living about $1000/mo without rent.
Rent starts at $1600/mo in ghetto areas.
I planned to stack stack stack but got laid off, and everyone is getting laid off, so there ain't shit for jobs. Weirdly, I'm in the same financial spot as when I rented and worked full time. I shower at the gym and pay for a 24/7 coworking space. I have a python project to autolike on Hinge, but uh, the average woman here makes 4x my income and their lifestyles are incompatible with mine

>>509098789
What a cutie pie.

>>509095666 (OP)
I like Denver it’s nice-ish

>>509098292
>It was one of the best states to live in, 30 years ago.

It was. I moved there in '94 and lived there 21 years.

CA refugees moved in, built out massive housing developments, clogged the roads with traffic, voted in a bunch of Democrats, passed a bunch of gun laws, and attracted herds of homeless.

They ended the states balanced budget law, and now CO is running huge budget deficits, so now they're jacking up taxes.

I sold out and left after my property value doubled. Moved somewhere CA fags will never consider.

>>509096270
It is legal in Texas through a loophole that exists in the farm bill but you still wouldnt want to do it out in public or in front of the cops.

>>509098938
Irrelevant compared to Australia

>>509095666 (OP)
The homosexuals are friendly here.

>>509098564
The Californians moving here are ultra-right retards who got kicked out of Orange county for being too right wing. They are not making the state more left.

>>509098667
And they all voted for more gun control. The maga hats for califags are just like the camouflage baseball caps for rednecks during hunting season. Build the wall then nuke them all. They need to go back.

>>509096254
It wasn’t just California. Every libshit wanna-be ski bum or hiker bro moved from the midwest and East coast the last 20 years. Cities like Durango didn’t even become desire-able until the 90s when they buried the Uranium tailings that were blowing radioactive dust all over town. Within basically a decade the state went from midwestern cost of living to effectively the 4th state of the Pacific Coast. Even Grand Junction is way overpriced these days.

>>509095666 (OP)
nice to visit, don't think I could afford to live there. all the cali refugees fucked the economy there

>>509099000
Too right wing for Orange county is still a ballsdeep fucking Democrat. We wouldn't be a solid blue state if your lying ass was telling the truth.

>>509099000
Can confirm. I'm a political refugee from the central coast that went to college in the bay area, and nothing redpills you harder than being surrounded by the metastatic cancer cells that are liberals. Now when I hear red state conservatives talk, they come across as impotent and naive.

>>509095666 (OP)
Looks more Aryan than this Godforsaken prison colony.

>>509095666 (OP)
I wonder if I named my son Colorado if that would be gay? I was thinking it would sound cool. Like, I would go with Cole or maybe Rado though desu but full name is Colorado. I thought about Color but that would probably be too far.

>>509099532
that's because it is. too bad it's filled with spics and fags

>>509095666 (OP)
I always forget that Denver is a plains city in the eastern third of the state.

>>509096235
Eugene is 100k+ and in the bottom of a valley.

>>509099532
I live in an area literally known as "Switzerland of America". Moved here after a spiritual awakening to help get in touch with ancestral memories. I'd recommend all white people visit some time.

>>509099556
Bro, do not name you son 'color', lul. He would hate himself and probably you. Do you know how many times he would hear the word color, yet it's never addressing him. Also wpould get bullied, not just in elementary. He would get bullied all throughout his school timeline. I would bully someone as an adult, if their name was color.
It's just a very autistic choice, is all
Carry on

>>509095666 (OP)
>666
Glows

>>509099672
> Moved here after a spiritual awakening to help get in touch with ancestral memories

>>509098789
I see them really close but I feel like it's a bad idea to touch them. They do seem friendly though

>>509097981
wolves are not endangered. They're all over here in Central and eastern oregon.

>>509099620
Eugene is not in the Colorado mountains

>>509099532
It's still nice, far away from the population centers.

Beautiful nature, surprisingly good highway system
cops don't give a flying fuck about anything non-violent (mostly because they are too busy dealing with homeless and violent nogs)
State has rapidly moved from libertarian to leftist due to all the vile califags moving in.
I want to move but I am not financially stable rn

>>509095666 (OP)
i heard he says that Colorado is just a big pile of shit.

>>509095666 (OP)
rich mans state full of libtard faggots and troons

>>509096486
>hot as fuck
>dry as fuck
>cold as fuck
>windy as fuck
>repeat

>>509096486
Dude, when i was there like the actual weather was pretty cool/chill, but it was Hot af. . .i guess cause the elevation. What ever the reason was, y'alls sun is hot

>>509096486
>but Southern California is priced out of 90% of the US population
there's always Bakersfield.

>>509095897
>>509096118
>>509096289
>dude weed
dude mushrooms
growing mushrooms is legal there, and they are legal to share

Also superior lung strength from being thousands of feet above sea level. Good if your an outdoorsy type. I tried to smoke a cigarette on top of Pikes Peak and after 2 puffs I felt like I was going to die. People do underestimate the altitude.

>>509099672
Silverton?

>>509100662
It's hotter because we're closer to the sun.
lol but the air is dry and thin so the sunlight is hotter, but the shade is cooler.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuHW8pxZuk

>>509095666 (OP)
>r*ddit, the state

>>509101423
That picture might be there, but that's not where I live.

>>509095666 (OP)
Most woke state in the union, and it isn't even close. No, you can't blame transplants

Lovely scenery, but no culture whatsoever. This is why vape shops and weed culture is so prevalent. No culture.
A lot of people say there's not many fatties here, but in the Springs (2nd biggest city in the state btw), It's all wiggers, niggers, and a bunch of fatties with 5 big gulps and starbucks in their hands. It's a shame a beautiful mountain town could be overrun by ghetto faggots.

>>509098564
LOL, Colorado is waaaay to the left of Commiefornia. Worse gun laws, pro-tranny, bluest state in the union

>>509095666 (OP)
It's really weird and kinda gay. DIA is one of the weirdest and most eerie places I've ever been to and I've been to some really fucked up places

>>509101599
1. It’s like Vermont, there’s not a ton of Black people there for Whites to get punched by reality. Blacks have no interest in outdoor activities. You’ll be lucky to see even one Black person at any National Park or popular hiking trail.
2. It was transplants. Colorado was a deep red state even in 2000. Millennials began flocking there in the 2000s for ski bum lifestyles and then pot legalization really opened the flood gates. Colorado was the first state to do recreational legalization, it was a big deal at the time. Every pothead liberal in the midwest was talking about moving to Denver for a few years back then.

>>509101975
Coloradans raised their kids like weeds and you're blaming transplants. Every dork from Boulder I see with a branch impaled through his/her head is a native. They believe you can extract nutrients from the air using meditation. You can't claim it's transplants when Colorado is TO THE LEFT OF CALIFORNIA

>>509101975
there was a big boom in denver in dudeweed businesses around then, along with skyrocketing house prices

The place i went to in Colorado had a chain of dinosaur gas stations

>>509095666 (OP)

I think there is an entrance to the secret underground train system there. They can move as fast as a passenger plane, to get VIPs to the secret underground cities. So people don't know where they are going, like with planes.

Ruined by Californians. We are getting California tier draconian gun laws. Nobody cares. Fuck this place.

>>509096484
Nigga go live in Longmont

>>509102603
Nah I'm good

>>509102603
Longmont here. LMAO people who don't know what a shitty state is like bitching about Colorado. Colorado is a fucking jewel. Anyone malding about CO is beyond help. It's the Hall of the Mountain King and Skyrim. Broke seething flatlanders get the rope.

>>509095666 (OP)
ive never once thought about colorado

ever

Leadville is too warm this week.

I am writing a novel about German settlers who decide they've had enough of the Spanish, French, Indian and British-America bullshit and make a crown kingdom of Prussia in the Fraser valley in 1860 and write a Constitution in German.


>>509095764
There are 697 sides that comprise the polygon that is the state of Colorado.

>>509104993
697 you say?
you kno, i thought itd be like, 691
are you sure it isnt?

>>509104993
In about 1915, my great grandfather owned a farm in Adams County. One day, he went to pick up his father in law from the train station in a horse-drawn buckboard buggy.
The old man was a big guy with a white beard. who only spoke German.
So my great grandpa is driving his FIL back to the farm, and a rattlesnake in the road spooked the horse, which flipped over the buggy and killed the old man.
It was a long conversation when my great grandpa got home with the dead body of his wife's father in the back of the buggy.

>>509099000
You are a fucking retarded piece of shit faggot invader who ruined my state. EVERY real Coloradan despises Californians, so I know you are one of the invaders. Fuck you you have no idea what you ruined you vile piece of shit

>>509101767

The Springs is a beautiful city, I used to live there. much less fat than the Midwest btw

>>509105471
That is wild, friend. Reminds me of my great great grandfather who froze to death 100 feet from the sod house in South Dakota, having walked seven miles to and back from the market with provisions for a storm that came in faster than expected and the elements caught him unprepared. Wilhelmina was able to secure the provisions and keep the body frozen until the Spring thaw.