>>509097284 (OP)>Interrogation roomAttorney client privilege
Don't tell them shit
>But this is GermanyTell them you are an American lawyer, and ORDER them to bring you a frozen mocha latte!
>They will find out I liedNot before the Latte
>They will be angry I am fucking with themTell them you are a descendant of Boniface and you will cut down their tree of arrogance again!
>They will think I am crazy if I say thisThat's right, demand a psychological evaluation!
>This will ruin my careerBut it will absolutely guarantee you go to the best kind of prison if found guilty, a mental hospital.
They serve good food, good tv(all of so hope you are ready for Disney violence as your only source of action) and let you roam around the plexiglass and concrete prison, oh and since it's not a prison, 90% of the staff are hot women in tight scrubs.
Booty momma heaven
GOOD LUCK!