I’m a lawyer and my client just killed her husband - /pol/ (#509097284) [Archived: 712 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: XNuhsB4sGermany
6/30/2025, 6:21:53 AM No.509097284
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Currently in the interrogation room and I don’t know what to do. The kid went to social child services and was given a phone for some reason. He’s freaking 1. Anyhow. There was no weapon found at the scene and were not pleading guilty. But she’s saying that the “Jews did it” I think she’s lost it
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Jean pierre lecul ID: Od03B9QyFrance
6/30/2025, 6:24:10 AM No.509097399
is he black ?
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Anonymous ID: oLbLWkkJGermany
6/30/2025, 6:24:44 AM No.509097434
>>509097399
No
Anonymous ID: LP+r+rrqCanada
6/30/2025, 6:25:35 AM No.509097476
>>509097284 (OP)
What of the lasagna? What of the lasagna??!!!!
Anonymous ID: Ozb6ypqcUnited States
6/30/2025, 6:28:39 AM No.509097626
Perhaps
Perhaps
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>>509097284 (OP)
I believe her.
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Anonymous ID: nCcywGxIUnited States
6/30/2025, 6:29:37 AM No.509097674
>>509097284 (OP)
Then you must be a terrible lawyer for divulging information about your client online. Did the county/city provide you because she's poor or something?
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Anonymous ID: K7ZWaZ8JUnited States
6/30/2025, 6:29:53 AM No.509097687
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>>509097284 (OP)
I'm the kid's nanny he needs his pills
Anonymous ID: IEDlzXz4United States
6/30/2025, 6:41:10 AM No.509098232
file
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>>509097284 (OP)
The jews did do it.
Anonymous ID: Em2t+JNbUnited States
6/30/2025, 6:42:17 AM No.509098298
>>509097284 (OP)
don't bring up her awful pasta, it's a bit of a sore spot
Anonymous ID: 71WAvNr0United States
6/30/2025, 6:42:29 AM No.509098307
>>509097674
Believing anything posted on this shitsite.
Anonymous ID: fhjC2zm8Australia
6/30/2025, 6:44:06 AM No.509098401
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>>509097284 (OP)
Anonymous ID: o/p4dEIzUnited States
6/30/2025, 6:44:40 AM No.509098436
>>509097284 (OP)
Did she just hide the weapon well? How'd she do it if no?
Anonymous ID: fhjC2zm8Australia
6/30/2025, 6:44:49 AM No.509098449
>>509097674
she fucked up the french toast apparently
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Anonymous ID: LP+r+rrqCanada
6/30/2025, 6:46:07 AM No.509098517
>>509098449
In france, is it just called toast? What's regular toast called in france?
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Anonymous ID: B5NUXeyxChile
6/30/2025, 6:46:14 AM No.509098522
>>509097284 (OP)
She scared him to death!
The weapon was the reality of a divorce dad with a trooned son.
Instant turbovaxxed heart attack.
Brought to you by pfizer, where we think you are cattle so we made our ceo a veterinary.
Anonymous ID: IEDlzXz4United States
6/30/2025, 6:47:58 AM No.509098613
>>509098517
>What's regular toast called in france?
Americans say "French Toast," the French call it "Pain Perdu" which literally means "Lost Bread"; because even the bread had regrets.
Anonymous ID: aQQrheIlUnited States
6/30/2025, 6:50:53 AM No.509098767
You niggers need to fuck off to >>>/lit/ with your gay ass larp shit.
Anonymous ID: tzaxEm75United States
6/30/2025, 6:54:01 AM No.509098896
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>>509097284 (OP)
>Interrogation room
Attorney client privilege
Don't tell them shit
>But this is Germany
Tell them you are an American lawyer, and ORDER them to bring you a frozen mocha latte!
>They will find out I lied
Not before the Latte
>They will be angry I am fucking with them
Tell them you are a descendant of Boniface and you will cut down their tree of arrogance again!
>They will think I am crazy if I say this
That's right, demand a psychological evaluation!
>This will ruin my career
But it will absolutely guarantee you go to the best kind of prison if found guilty, a mental hospital.
They serve good food, good tv(all of so hope you are ready for Disney violence as your only source of action) and let you roam around the plexiglass and concrete prison, oh and since it's not a prison, 90% of the staff are hot women in tight scrubs.
Booty momma heaven
GOOD LUCK!
Anonymous ID: aU0M4W5RCanada
6/30/2025, 6:56:24 AM No.509099004
>>509097284 (OP)
her case is valid though
Anonymous ID: kKV/cf7BUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:01:06 AM No.509099240
>>509097284 (OP)
what is with your larping tonight krautfag
Anonymous ID: wAHmjtWAGermany
6/30/2025, 7:01:54 AM No.509099282
>>509097284 (OP)
I see you take your integrity as a lawyer very serious
Anonymous ID: XN+qIWP4Australia
6/30/2025, 7:03:15 AM No.509099341
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>>509097284 (OP)
>(((lawyer)))
Anonymous ID: lH1UjfYwPakistan
6/30/2025, 7:04:23 AM No.509099401
>>509097284 (OP)
Rape her
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Anonymous ID: xdbq0bfn
6/30/2025, 7:05:45 AM No.509099457
>>509097284 (OP)
Best you got is “insanity” but you’re kinda fucked. And desu, she doesn’t deserve a bo guilty plea. Hard spot as a public defender, bro. You’re gonna hate your job, I bet.
Anonymous ID: unc0aVnbUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:07:11 AM No.509099507
>>509097674
>>509098449
no it was the pesto lasagna
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Anonymous ID: tzaxEm75United States
6/30/2025, 7:09:32 AM No.509099603
>>509099401
No no, this is a white land, we call it "judiciously impregnate" here
Anonymous ID: EeOoxGC8United States
6/30/2025, 7:12:57 AM No.509099738
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>>509097284 (OP)
You know, it would have been worse if he hadn’t been vaccinated.
Anonymous ID: 3J5KzBEgCanada
6/30/2025, 7:14:50 AM No.509099841
pepe
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>>509097284 (OP)
>But she’s saying that the “Jews did it”
i believe her
Anonymous ID: fhjC2zm8Australia
6/30/2025, 7:25:29 AM No.509100376
>>509099507
appartently last night she fucked up the french toast
Anonymous ID: 9om/RbcMLuxembourg
6/30/2025, 7:50:58 AM No.509101511
>>509097626
Jews are the reason why this world is shit, not joking
Anonymous ID: wh9KIS/fUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:53:24 AM No.509101628
>>509097284 (OP)
Isn't anti-semitism highly punishable in Germany?