Thread 509097284

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Anonymous (ID: XNuhsB4s)

6/30/2025, 6:21:53 AM No.509097284 >>509097476 >>509097626 >>509097674 >>509097687 >>509098232 >>509098298 >>509098401 >>509098436 >>509098522 >>509098896 >>509099004 >>509099240 >>509099282 >>509099341 >>509099401 >>509099457 >>509099738 >>509099841 >>509101628

I’m a lawyer and my client just killed her husband

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Currently in the interrogation room and I don’t know what to do. The kid went to social child services and was given a phone for some reason. He’s freaking 1. Anyhow. There was no weapon found at the scene and were not pleading guilty. But she’s saying that the “Jews did it” I think she’s lost it

Jean pierre lecul (ID: Od03B9Qy)

6/30/2025, 6:24:10 AM No.509097399 >>509097434

is he black ?

Anonymous (ID: oLbLWkkJ)

6/30/2025, 6:24:44 AM No.509097434

>>509097399
No

Anonymous (ID: LP+r+rrq)

6/30/2025, 6:25:35 AM No.509097476

>>509097284 (OP)
What of the lasagna? What of the lasagna??!!!!

Anonymous (ID: Ozb6ypqc)

6/30/2025, 6:28:39 AM No.509097626 >>509101511

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>>509097284 (OP)
I believe her.

Anonymous (ID: nCcywGxI)

6/30/2025, 6:29:37 AM No.509097674 >>509098307 >>509098449 >>509099507

>>509097284 (OP)
Then you must be a terrible lawyer for divulging information about your client online. Did the county/city provide you because she's poor or something?

Anonymous (ID: K7ZWaZ8J)

6/30/2025, 6:29:53 AM No.509097687

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>>509097284 (OP)
I'm the kid's nanny he needs his pills

Anonymous (ID: IEDlzXz4)

6/30/2025, 6:41:10 AM No.509098232

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>>509097284 (OP)
The jews did do it.

Anonymous (ID: Em2t+JNb)

6/30/2025, 6:42:17 AM No.509098298

>>509097284 (OP)
don't bring up her awful pasta, it's a bit of a sore spot

Anonymous (ID: 71WAvNr0)

6/30/2025, 6:42:29 AM No.509098307

>>509097674
Believing anything posted on this shitsite.

Anonymous (ID: fhjC2zm8)

6/30/2025, 6:44:06 AM No.509098401

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>>509097284 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: o/p4dEIz)

6/30/2025, 6:44:40 AM No.509098436

>>509097284 (OP)
Did she just hide the weapon well? How'd she do it if no?

Anonymous (ID: fhjC2zm8)

6/30/2025, 6:44:49 AM No.509098449 >>509098517 >>509099507

>>509097674
she fucked up the french toast apparently

Anonymous (ID: LP+r+rrq)

6/30/2025, 6:46:07 AM No.509098517 >>509098613

>>509098449
In france, is it just called toast? What's regular toast called in france?

Anonymous (ID: B5NUXeyx)

6/30/2025, 6:46:14 AM No.509098522

>>509097284 (OP)
She scared him to death!
The weapon was the reality of a divorce dad with a trooned son.
Instant turbovaxxed heart attack.
Brought to you by pfizer, where we think you are cattle so we made our ceo a veterinary.

Anonymous (ID: IEDlzXz4)

6/30/2025, 6:47:58 AM No.509098613

>>509098517
>What's regular toast called in france?
Americans say "French Toast," the French call it "Pain Perdu" which literally means "Lost Bread"; because even the bread had regrets.

Anonymous (ID: aQQrheIl)

6/30/2025, 6:50:53 AM No.509098767

You niggers need to fuck off to >>>/lit/ with your gay ass larp shit.

Anonymous (ID: tzaxEm75)

6/30/2025, 6:54:01 AM No.509098896

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>>509097284 (OP)
>Interrogation room
Attorney client privilege
Don't tell them shit
>But this is Germany
Tell them you are an American lawyer, and ORDER them to bring you a frozen mocha latte!
>They will find out I lied
Not before the Latte
>They will be angry I am fucking with them
Tell them you are a descendant of Boniface and you will cut down their tree of arrogance again!
>They will think I am crazy if I say this
That's right, demand a psychological evaluation!
>This will ruin my career
But it will absolutely guarantee you go to the best kind of prison if found guilty, a mental hospital.
They serve good food, good tv(all of so hope you are ready for Disney violence as your only source of action) and let you roam around the plexiglass and concrete prison, oh and since it's not a prison, 90% of the staff are hot women in tight scrubs.
Booty momma heaven
GOOD LUCK!

Anonymous (ID: aU0M4W5R)

6/30/2025, 6:56:24 AM No.509099004

>>509097284 (OP)
her case is valid though

Anonymous (ID: kKV/cf7B)

6/30/2025, 7:01:06 AM No.509099240

>>509097284 (OP)
what is with your larping tonight krautfag

Anonymous (ID: wAHmjtWA)

6/30/2025, 7:01:54 AM No.509099282

>>509097284 (OP)
I see you take your integrity as a lawyer very serious

Anonymous (ID: XN+qIWP4)

6/30/2025, 7:03:15 AM No.509099341

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>>509097284 (OP)
>(((lawyer)))

Anonymous (ID: lH1UjfYw)

6/30/2025, 7:04:23 AM No.509099401 >>509099603

>>509097284 (OP)
Rape her

Anonymous (ID: xdbq0bfn) 6/30/2025, 7:05:45 AM No.509099457

>>509097284 (OP)
Best you got is “insanity” but you’re kinda fucked. And desu, she doesn’t deserve a bo guilty plea. Hard spot as a public defender, bro. You’re gonna hate your job, I bet.

Anonymous (ID: unc0aVnb)

6/30/2025, 7:07:11 AM No.509099507 >>509100376

>>509097674
>>509098449
no it was the pesto lasagna

Anonymous (ID: tzaxEm75)

6/30/2025, 7:09:32 AM No.509099603

>>509099401
No no, this is a white land, we call it "judiciously impregnate" here

Anonymous (ID: EeOoxGC8)

6/30/2025, 7:12:57 AM No.509099738

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