Thread 509128613

Why aren't you making your own bread /pol/?

>>509128613 (OP)
that look disgusting fucking retard go blogpost on facebook pilot tranny

>>509128613 (OP)
There is no bread making (using yeast) culture in india except some parts which is where you get Naan and Kulcha from. We mostly consume rice and rotis aka pits breads

>>509128613 (OP)
because I dont eat bread, its goyslop that gives you cancer and other chronic diseases.

>>509128613 (OP)
No. Too many carbs. Bread has one use, to soak up fat drippings from the roast.

>>509128613 (OP)
Baking is woman shit you canadian faggot

>>509128613 (OP)
wonderbread lasts longer

>>509128613 (OP)
You are supposed to wrap it in plastic wrap to maintain shape when letting dough set. Noe you're going to have bread with an uneven crust

>>509128613 (OP)
But I do make my own bread

>>509128825
KEK! Opened this thread to say this.
Grandma used to make great bread, mom's is meh.

>>509128825
>letting a satan touch your food
ngmi

>>509128613 (OP)
Bread=Onions

>>509128729
>>509128763
>>509128825
why are you so agressive lol. go see a sunlight

>>509128825
>>509128911
KYS

>>509128613 (OP)
Bimbo does it for me

>>509128803
>>509128763
Fat people who sit on their ass all day. Carbs are healthy as they give you energy. It's only bad if you don't use that energy and let it turn to fat.

>>509128613 (OP)
oven's broken.

>>509128763
Clinically retarded

>>509128613 (OP)
>Why aren't you making your own bread /pol/?
I played around with that but stopped
cleaning the breadmaker was just too fucking tedious every god damn time

>>509128953
>go see a sunlight
ok sure but why would I poison my body with bread garbage?
>>509128973
why eat goyslop bread when you can eat meat or eggs instead?
>>509129025
I agree, the people who eat bread are indeed Clinically retarded

>>509128973
>It's only bad if you don't use that energy and let it turn to fat.
Carbs rarely turn into fat. The body is fairly good at preventing the body from eating too many carbs.
The body is very bad at preventing the body from eating too much fat, however.
Mixing fat and carbs is a very bad idea.

>>509128613 (OP)
I used to cultivate my own sourdough starter but my gf threw it away lmao. I fucking love sourdough so much, but the thought of waiting more than a week just to bake a single loaf kills me.
>>509128729
ignorant FAGGOT

>>509128751
Range-ban india.

I only started recently.
Made focaccia for the second time yesterday and it turned out amazing.

>>509129204
Oh my reddit do you use heirloom flour and indigenous yeast culture. What temps do you use in your oven honey

>>509129196
No. Range ban amerimutts.

>>509128613 (OP)
Because I'm a human. I'm not designed to eat grain and literal grass. Humans can't ruminate, we only have one stomach

>>509128825
Cooking is for everyone, and the best bakers are consistently men for a reason.

>>509129108
>ok sure but why would I poison my body with bread garbage?
people have been eating bread for thousands of years, you fucking retard

>>509129331
I use a modified sourdough recipe for it and use sundried tomatoes for the topping. I served it with smoked brisket.
The last girl I gave it to let me smash a week later, it was great.

>>509128613 (OP)
according to pol, bread is dangerous and unhealthy

>>509128825
he doesn't have a gf or wife, so he does it by himself

>>509129618
People have eaten shit for thousands of years (in India). Is eating shit now suddenly healthy or normal? You probably believe 100% of what the TV tells you

>>509128613 (OP)
Because my wife does it.

>>509129613
The only "men" that bake for a living are nonwhites. Go cook me a croissant you fucking brown sissy

>>509128613 (OP)
I do.

>>509129605
i imagine that thing smells just like a woman's vagina which has a yeast infection, is that true ?

bread is for the slaves

>>509129839
I don't particularly care what you think.
I have fresh bread and you don't. But I'll share some if you blow me.

>>509129108
it's just flour and water lol not a poison

>>509128613 (OP)
>Why aren't you making your own bread /pol/?
Always do. My wife won't even let me buy the store bought stuff.

>>509129927
No.
Not at all. It just smells like yeast.

>>509128613 (OP)
there;'s a really good bakery down the street

>>509130128
It has a toxic teflon ptfe coating on the inside, you know this, right ?

>>509128901
Do you add saffron? Why is it yellow?

>>509128613 (OP)
im a retard

>>509128729
>>509128763
>>509128803
>>509128825
>>509128866
yids came out of the woodwork for this thread. Wow!

They REALLY hate Jesus Christ.

The Americans already got to us: bread = bad.
Its over

>>509130204
It's Japanese. Whatever Japan does is superior to your culture.

>>509130219
Could be curcumin
It's a popular method in eastern europe to color bread with it

>>509129170
>I used to cultivate my own sourdough starter but my gf threw it away lmao. I fucking love sourdough so much, but the thought of waiting more than a week just to bake a single loaf kills me.

Use ascorbic acid to create sourdough bread. You do not need to keep a starter.

did you steal this from a heem thread lmao

>>509130311
>dying out, sterilized, infertile society is superior
lol
what?

>>509130329
The carrot bread my wife makes is that color. She's got a whole book of bread recipes.

Just made some cinnamon rolls from scratch. Faggots that can’t make bread sicken me. The pics posted are horrible examples. Use an egg wash or butter that shit to brown it up.

>>509128613 (OP)
I do make it, i don't do any fancy shit though, i'm just going for bulk cause it's easy and it saves money. I make a giant loaf with 1€ and it lasts me all week.

>>509129927
It smells like old socks. Yeast-infected vaginas have a mild smell to them. You're probably thinking about vaginosis, which is caused by bacteria and gives vaginas a fishy smell. Just shows how little you know about bread or women.

>>509129927
Candida smells absolutely vile.
But im sure that some whore will use her vaginal yeast and make bread with it than sell it for like $300 a loaf and simps will buy it.
They actually did that with beer, some e-whore used her yeast to make beer with it than sold it to simps.
Was a resounding success as you can imagine.

>>509130279
dead site
pedo mods
jail rapeape and hiro

baking is an activity exclusively for women, the closest thing to baking I've ever done was I put a warm six pack in the freezer for an hour.

>>509130477
>know about bread

I've only smelled compressed yeast like this before

It smells strange af

>>509130329
That might be it yeah, or carrots i guess.

>>509130400
>muh birth rates
Latvia population density: 30/km2
Japan population density: 338/km2

>>509128613 (OP)
I can afford to pay somebody else to do it.

>>509128613 (OP)
I don't eat bread it makes you fat

>>509130545
Well now, that's based.

>>509130667
>>muh birth rates
Yes.

>>509129796
>People
>in India
shut the fuck up, retard

>>509128751
I like Naan. It is a tasty snack bread.

Just last week bought my first bag of flour and made a pizza dough out of it. Really delicious and kind of fun. A friend gifted me a cast iron pan too so I've been messing with that. Food tastes a lot better and I'm eating very healthy food for incredibly cheap.

Grains are for peasants.

I come to /pol/ sometimes to take part of absurdly funny takes
ITT we have anons being mad at people baking bread
amazing

>>509128751
Why do Indians charge extra for bread at their restaurants when every other ethnic restaurant provides bland carbs for free?

>>509130777
There are 11 times as many Japanese per km2 of Japan as there are Latvians in Latvia. ELEVEN TIMES. You need to have babies. Your country needs 1000% more people to catch Japan in population density. Take the L.

>>509128613 (OP)
Because I'm still eating the hardtack I made back in 2020.

>>509128613 (OP)
because it's full of carbs without any actual nutrients, and has molecules that make your body absorb less nutrients from anything else you eat?

>>509128613 (OP)
I'm eating a sandwich made with the bread I baked yesterday, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

>>509128953
Based TOORK! We will fight off anti bread crusaders like in the battle of Nicopolis!

>>509128613 (OP)
I do. For completely apolitical reasons however. I learned that its much easier than I thought ever since I discovered a recipe for making bread in a pan instead of an oven.
Nowadays I fill the bread with random stuff raw, and cook it together with the dough in a pan. Usually meat and begetables but even dried fruits, nuts, honey or fish is possible

>>509130128
Breadmakers make crappy bread almost always. The texture is never right because it mixes rather than kneads.

>>509130204
>toxic teflon
gtfoh

>>509131368
Gimme the recipe for that

>>509128613 (OP)
Because I'm not eating bread. Unless you're making your own flour too you're just eating bleach.

>>509131556
gladly:
- 500g flour (any flour works, although white flour rises the best. Corn flour does not rise at all)
- 2 packs of dry years (idk, 5-10g in total)
- Mix flour and yeast together WITHOUT water yet. Add a bit of salt if you want, but it is not necessary.
- Now add around 350-400ml of warm water (warm meaning 30-40°C, at 48° yeast dies)
- Mix just enough so that the flour is fully wet/moist, no need to knead more than that (source: Some Adam Ragusea Video)
- Wait 40-60min (more if you want, less than 24h otherwise you get yeast-tasting bread)
- Take dough and make whatever you want with it. I like to divide it in 2-8 pieces and fill it with stuff.
- Put oil in pan with lid, add dough, let it bake at lowest heat (ca. 100-120°C) for 20-30min, then flip, reapeat.

>>509128613 (OP)
>bread
what are you? A fucking medieval peasent? Eat some meat, retard

>>509131368
How do you cook both sides on a pan?

>>509131907
>They don't sell raw flour in Russia
grim
>>509131191
You say all this but I bet you're a skinny lil nigga

>>509128613 (OP)
I do, it's much better than the crap at the store.