Thread 509134136

>>509134136 (OP)
I love costco white nationalism

>>509134136 (OP)
QRD on Josh lore?

>>509134257
Everyone hopes he will die within the next six calender months

Josh is a good la

Sargons made another bob vylan video.
These niggers are over reaching in their anti white hatred. We don't need propaganda, they're doing it for us.

>>509134257
he's a good lad
eternally envied for his youthful yet rugged good looks and likeability
loved by people, children, and animals alike
there isn't a place where he isn't welcomed with open arms
even /gaygen/ love him and he's not even gay

Aiming for a Riker beard

If you need extra money just get an imaginary job like jnigger

From July 6th they'll be a £4.99 a month membership fee for posting on brit/pol/. You'll only be able to post if you have a subscription, and a lot of posts will be behind a paywall. The Gold package for £8.99 includes the ability to filter and provides subscribers with early access to the latest willy posts.

>>509134335
He's a cack eating faggot

>>509134358
>and he's not even gay
You sure about that gobbo
https://www.tumblr.com/mrjoshisattvablack/786536536739020800/what-a-fucking-day-just-had-my-first-gay?source=share

>>509134257
>QRD on Josh lore?
See the brit/pol/ Wiki

>>509134235
My local Costco is getting darker

>>509134257
He's a paedophile who posted CP on 4chan and got banned for it, and he laughs it off like it's funny. Then he posted CP on discord and his own friends banned him for it.

>>509134369
definitely keep the neck shaved

>>509134356
Qanon - Zionist
Alex Jones - Zionist
Libsoftiktok - Zionist
Roger Stone - Zionist
PJW - Zionist
Posobiec - Zionist
Bannon - Zionist
Ben Shapiro - Zionist
Mike Benz - Zionist
Jordan Peterson - Zionist
Sam Harris - Zionist
Spencer - Zionist
Peter Sweden - Zionist
Lauren Southern - Zionist
Faith Goldy - Zionist
Ethan Klein - Zionist
Tommy Robinson - Zionist
Scott Adams - Zionist
Stefan Molyneux - Zionist
Cernovich - Zionist
Milo - Zionist
Milei - Zionist
RFK jr - Zionist
Asmongold - Zionst
>Sargoy of Mossad - Zionist
Mike Lindell - Zionist
Stephen Crowder - Zionist
Laura Loomer - Zionist
Jacob Wohl - Zionist
Gavin mccines - Zionist
Jared Taylor - Zionist
Dave Rubin - Zionist
Charlie kirk - Zionist
Candice owens - Zionist
Douglas murray - Zionist
Joe Rogan - Zionist shill
Kate Hopkins - Zionist
Elon Musk - Zionist
Kanye West - Zionist
Proud boys - Zionist
Connor McGregor - Zionist
Pewdiepie - Zionist
Jesse Lee Peterson - Zionist
Brenton Tarrant - Zionist
Nigel Farage - Zionist
Ezra Levant - Zionist
Jim Hoft - Zionist
James o Keefe - Zionist
Baked Alaska - Zionist
Nick Fuentes - Zionist
Sam Hyde - Zionist
Andy Ngo - Zionist
Bronze Age Pervert - Zionist
End wokeness - Zionist
Peter Hitchens - Zionist
Curtis Yarvin - Zionist
Ian Miles Cheong - Zionist
Tim Pool - Zionist
Dennis Prager - Zionist
Gad Saad - Zionist
Dinesh de Souza - Zionist
Dan Bongino - Zionist
Tucker Carlson - Zionist
Radio Genoa - Zionist
Ali Alexander - Zionist
Avi Yemini - Zionist
Evlaard - Zionist
Matt Walsh - Zionist
Peter Thiel - Zionist

>>509134136 (OP)
COUNCIL ESTATE SLAGOCRACY

simon bird and rowan atkinson look extremely jewish but they are pure english, how?

>>509134136 (OP)
I fucking hate labour, I've despised them all my life as it's always been obvious to me that they aren't for the working class

>>509134136 (OP)
Accelerationism is the only way

alri
I need a baff
need to shave me bits
and me arse
and wash me hair
might shave me pits n all
brb

Also how do I find a tranny to shag

>>509134136 (OP)
post them

>>509134356
Death to niggers
Death to poos
Death to kikes
Death to muzzies

What did jezza moan about before gazza

>>509134604
>Accelerationism is the only way
It doesn't work. People simply become accustomed to their increasingly depleted states.

>>509134665
The Tories

>>509134646
Find the rotting corpse of Stella

>>509134696
Nice looking plane tho

>>509134665
I'm not being funny lads, but I don't care about Palestinian men, women, and children or any other foreigner for that matter.

>>509134665
Not my problem

>>509134356
Fucking sick of niggers tbhwy. Why are they so fucking arrogant despite having no reason to be?

>Hero posting
He joined the Army aged 20 and was sent to India eight years later, but it was struggle for him to reach the top. Despite serving with distinction in the First Anglo-Burmese War (1824-26) and in the First Afghan War (1839-42), he was not able to rise above the rank of captain. Many put this down to his religious upbringing, which caused him to preach regularly to his men - something that did not make him too popular.

The 1850s were better for him. He was promoted to quartermaster-general and then to general. Then, in 1857, the Indian Mutiny broke out.

Indian troops in the British Army were ordered to use cows' and pigs' fat to grease cartridges for their Enfield rifles. Both Muslims and Hindus were deeply offended by the instruction, and mutinied against the dictatorial British rule.

Henry Havelock, and his son Harry, were in Persia at the time. With 1,940 men, they marched towards the town of Cawnpore which had been captured. In nine days in the hottest part of the year, they covered 126 miles - one of the most gruelling forced marches in British history.

Between July 12 and August 16, they fought two pitched battles and seven skirmishes against a native army four times their number, better equipped and fanatically brave. But Havelock won them all, and he became a hero back home for winning victories at a time when the war was going badly.

On September 25, Havelock and just 250 survivors staggered into the town of Lucknow, 45 miles from Cawnpore, to rescue a British garrison that had found itself surrounded.

But now the hero Havelock found himself besieged, as the Indians closed in on him.

However, Havelock's victories had broken the back of the Mutiny and, on November 17, Lucknow was relieved. But it came too late for the hero. A week later, he died of dysentry and was buried beneath a mango tree, unable to collect his knighthood.

>>509134665
>noo those parts should be kill slavs not browns!
Surely it's up to the customer to decide what to do with their property?

>>509134529
are josh isnt a zionist though right?

>>509134356
wonderful I just wouldn't know what to think of it all if not for wise words of some chubby mitwit

>>509134714
never did post it's hob. haven't forgotten, still waiting

>>509134763
Neither do I.
Taking any side in the sand wars is stupid. Just hope they all kill each other.

Why did they ignore us?!

:(((

>>509134763
Stopped being our problem in 1948, innit

Are you lads joining the cromwell club

>>509134428
In 2023, I fucked Bogdan at the truckstop behind a Starbucks. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot".

I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag and telling me he'd done me and I'd never had sex as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the road, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy. You envy me." he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him.

After about 20 minutes of railing Boggy's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag, I've done you" he said as he drove off into the sunset in his rusted E-sccoter, waving his Polish passport in the window.

That was the first and last time I fucked Boggy at the truckstop behind the Starbucks.

can I make 1-200 quid a month from matched betting? never gambled before, internet says its a decent way to make a few more quid. Just want to offset the gay amount of tax the government take from me. Sick of it.

>>509134604
>Accelerationism is the only way

>>509134616
>eunuchmaxxing

>>509134679
No the frog knows it's getting cooked now. It's only reason we are here.

Frog is waiting for someone else to turn down the heating before he gets back in

He's realizing that won't happen.

You can't get accustomed to it.

Just step harder on the pedal

roasting out there

>>509134852
Another honeypot?

>>509134529
He's not a zionist. He just won't name the JQ.

>>509134136 (OP)
she's a fucking minger, who the fuck cares if she flashes her fanny, i wouldn't look anyway?

getting rite up there lads

>>509134904
Haven't gambled in 7 months, worried a mortgage advisor would turn me down if I decide to find somewhere to buy. There's a lad in work who said that in uni he and his friends would do tennis courtside betting or whatever that trick is called and would earn money easy from that.

>>509135082
Too hot to even have a ciggy.
Can't be dealing with this.

>>509134356

If you want to hear from an isreali asset, shill journalist who likes to get his bum out... why would you look past the vastly more experienced and skilled Huw Edwards?

>>509134257
>>509134616

>>509135110
>who the fuck cares if she flashes her fanny, i wouldn't look anyway?
Whereas I would reach for my binoculars.

>>509135122
just say you earn 70k doing software dev and look on credit karma

>>509135122
>lad in work who said that in uni he and his friends
He's probably a compulsive liar

>>509134521
>indefinite sexual harm prevention order
is ISHPO used as a pejorative like Nonce? it should be. move with the times and all that.

Going full postal at an Amazon warehouse

>>509134136 (OP)

I divnt care what anybody says- the lads of this board have always been clean upstanding young lads with jobs, and we often come together simply to praise nignogs and darkies.

>>509135301
Unfathomably based.

26 criminals locked up this month in Kent

>Bame 1. Professional footballer who tried to smuggle £600,000 worth of cannabis through Stansted Airport from Thailand.
>4 years prison
>Bame 2. Domestic abuser who terrorised his partner, was a danger to their children and broke her arm
>16 months
>Bame 3. A drug dealer who claimed he had earned £10,000 in cash by hairdressing was locked up.
>5 years 10 months
>Bame 4. A bus driver who killed a young girl after falling asleep at the wheel was jailed
>4 years
Bame 5. A vicious bully who "gratuitously and cruelly" left his girlfriend beaten, bitten, broken and burnt was jailed for life.
>13 years before he can apply for parole
>Bame 6. A drug dealer who hid 42 street deals of cocaine from police in his underwear was jailed.
>2 years 2 months
>Bame 7 and 8. A duo of Afghan nationals piloting an overcrowded boat off the Kent coast were charged with facilitating illegal immigration to the UK. It led to a tragedy that killed a woman and child
>8 months

8 FUCKING MONTHS

>8 from 26 = 30.76%
>Bame pop of Kent = 16.8%

anyone ever been to birmingham here?

>>509135206
i don't think you'd need them, i bet the flaps are visible from the backbenches.

>>509134852
fucking wot m8?
you fucking, nut just nut

>>509134904
Matched betting is very, very risky. One screw up and you've lost a king's ransom. Stick to using exchanges like Betfair and learn how to lay, back for a place, etc. Match betting is high risk, high reward but you can end up homeless in a heartbeat if you make a mistake.

t. Was a William Hill manager for years and seen a lot.

>>509134551
britonic clergy class from 1500 years ago.

>>509135097
Idk what's going on

Did rupo team up with habib or what

>>509134665
>genocide
Can't commit 'genocide' if there is no such thing as a 'Palestinian' people.

>>509134763
Same.

>>509134665
big black women and their booty

>>509135265
Switching from 'sh' to 'p' like that's too awkward, 'Ishpo' doesn't really roll off the tongue like 'nonce'

>>509135301
>>509135340
Based unless he was just a nigger.

>>509135323
I love fucking black and arab women up the arse and using them as sex toys, as it upholds all the key tenants of modern thinking.

>>509135122
This was known as 'Court-siding'. Hard to pull off now. There's a YT video on it if you're interested.

>>509134665
>until we have ended the UK's complicity in genocide
I wonder how the White British in Islington North are doing

ruh roh

>>509135301
was the jump scare necessary?

>>509134904
aye. read up on techniques and you'll be practically guaranteed to win every time.

>>509135541
2 weeks

>>509135360
Yeah I have

Guessing I've no takers then. Understandable.

>>509135541
Nothing will happen.

>>509135541
Lol you think anything will happen?

Why do Poles in the UK have a bad reputation?

I put my picture into an AI and said make it more handsome and it spat out the same image wtf

any cunt that can't force down a bacon sarnie should get deported

simple as

>>509135802
get these bulimic rape gangs out

>>509135749
Ugly people
Ugly accent and language
Leave their lech beer cans everywhere
They bring an air of hostility to any situation

>>509135749
smelly subhuman slavs

>>509135360

I went to Birmingham once. i was caught out after a nights drinking, so hopped over a garden wall to have a jobby.

>>509134904
i done it for a few years until all the online bookies kicked me out. 20, 30 quid a week rinsing the free bet offers. money for nothing really. occasional bigger weeks. there is no risk in matching free bet offers.
for a while i tried some system about making bets and cashing out as the odds changed, but one liverpool game cost me about £100 in the first ten minutes and so i stopped that.

Muslamic Ray Guns

>>509135802
Why would an English man need to force it down them?
In fact it should be for people who want citizenship.
>Drink this beer and eat this bacon sandwich and you can have a citizenship
(But not really, deport all of them)

>>509135360
Yeah grim don’t go

>>509135541
Excuse me, sir.
..
Sir you can't say that. You aren't allowed to criticize that particular group sir.

>>509134904
£200 sounds very doable from what I've read. You could probably make that from straight betting.

>>509135944
piss off, im trying to cool off

>>509135944
Islamic rape gangs*

>Robert Clive's pet Aldabra giant tortoise died on 23 March 2006 in the Kolkata zoo. The tortoise, whose name was "Adwaita" (meaning the "One and Only" in Bengali), appeared to be 150–250 years old. Adwaita had been in the zoo since the 1870s and the zoo's documentation showed that he came from Clive's estate in India.

>Clive's actions in India have been criticised by modern historians, particularly his economic management which contributed to the Bengal Famine of 1770, which killed between one and ten million people.

If not for the famine imagine how many there would be now

>>509135301
I would want to shake that guy's hand before he is arrested for 5000 years.

>>509136022
literally only Ed Miliband would remain under my strict ruling.

Let's calculate your BMI lads:

https://www.nhs.uk/health-assessment-tools/calculate-your-body-mass-index/calculate-bmi-for-adults

25.5 here

>>509134374
brit/pol/ is dogshit. It is, or was, the most unlike 4chan like thread on 4chan. Now it's a turd in a sea of piss.

>>509136211
24.6, healthy

>>509136295
hard
unyielding
glistening
floating

>>509136211
27.8, am i big lad?

>>509136295
All the 1ptid sockcunts ran by a fat nonce is the root cause.

21.5

>>509136211
23.5
>>509136371
FAT CUNT YOU MORBIDLY OBESE SLOB

>>509136371
famine resistant, you'll need that padding for the war

>>509134257
Paedophile
CP enthusiast
Called police on a woman because she wouldn't have sex with him
Rejected by every woman he's ever met before launching a tirade of abuse at them
Sexually abused his demented nan
Neglected his terminally ill mother and spent inheritance on a new PC instead of a funeral
Joked about another posters deceased father
There's much more
Terrible, terrible person

>>509134374
getting blocked on 26th

>>509134369
Riker was a gigachad at sitting on chairs. The beard will add +10 to your machismo, anon

>>509136480
top kek!!
Im bulilt like jonnhy bravo, The metric is from two measurements. Sure i could be leaner (been working on water pressure build).
Am i fuck ""obese""

mugged him off

I heard you want your country back?

>>509136211
Yaboi kinda fat ngl

>>509136668
OYYYY

>>509136295
Doesn't matter anyway there's no way 4chan isn't getting caught up in the upcoming porn/thoughtcrime sites ban

>>509136781
Put the fork down you obese piece of shit

>>509136668
109 pizzarias

>>509134136 (OP)
Who the fuck is this person?

rotund motherfuckers

>>509136670
I heard you like posting CP on discord and 4chan

>>509136874
It's aight I'm tall

>>509136940
our next PM (milf)

>>509136670
Got the one with audio?

how many sit-ups do I need to do to burn off a burger? I'm about to have another one.

>>509136993
She should show more cleavage if she wants votes. Show a little arse too and keep her mouth shut

nigger got busted
https://xcancel.com/CrimeLdn/status/1939707085496758402#m

>>509136980
>it's alright that I am a morbidly overweight ball of grease because I'm tall

>>509137050
100s

>>509137002
Audio streams aren’t allowed on this board
https://x.com/punishablepress/status/1939302162192044084

>>509137082
Nah, just obese, not morbidly obese yet, yabois only 17st

>>509134356
It's so good not hearing anything or watching anything or reading anything pertaining to this.

During Israel v Iran trigonometry competition week two I also ignorancemaxxed and it was comfy af.

I don't really need to watch the news. I have sixty quid for the whole month, my area is getting dangerous, life is pain. What the fuck do I need to know or care about geopolitics for?

Is Vlad Putin gonna pay my bills? Are the Jews gonna cut me a break? Are the Police here to make me safer? The doctors to make me healthier? Are they fuck.

I will do the Millennial thing and happily cook various dishes, paint toy soldiers and play synthesiser until the autonomous killing machines made by the elite turn my high bodyfat into a peach coloured mist.

I don't know anything but I do know that if God puts my eyes out tomorrow, and knowing my luck He might, and I might even deserve it - I won't have a fucking chance of knowing who is black or white or stealing me Wethers Originals.

Sorry just had to get it off my chest.

>>509137076
A fucking wog

>>509137193
>17st
Massive cunt

>>509136940
Philomena Cunk

>>509134665
I get why your average cunt in the street doesn't know about the existence of the terms of the joint fighter program. But this retard was leader of the opposition and was given cabinet papers.

>>509136940
A retard.

He is our Kanye West

>>509135133
we need to nuke the sun, whole thing is getting out of hand

>>509137280
Ya niggas got a sweet tooth ngl

>>509137076
No not that Windrush hero

>>509137076
One of the Windrush Generation?

>>509137076
>Kill Cosby

https://youtu.be/hYnkm78uxYE?feature=shared

>>509136940
Lidl Christina Hendricks

>17 rocks
If I were that massive I'd start walking and not stop until the weight is gone

>>509137404
>Donny darko tattoo
cringe

>>509134257
5' 7"
Middle aged
Balding
Dole pov
Educationally sub normal
Forever alone
Desperately needy
Crippling NPD

>>509136781
He likes his dindins, Nowt wrong wiv it

>>509137377
would gunk on cunk

>>509137404
Is that a Nefertiti tattoo?
WE

am back
from me baff
lads
de lids
mates
frens
compatriots
comrades

>>509137454
She's got soft skills
Most politicians are stupid and hide it behind an Eton accent
I'd be Eton that pussy instead

>>509134904
I did casino bagging years back and earnt about 10k profit, but those days are over

matched betting is similarly tougher... betting is simply a market with odds hedged against each other with large opportunities rare or needing big bets to make worth it, but now you're fighting against bots etc too

then you have the technicalities of betting, one outcome in one place might have different rules for another company (ie full time vs final result)

like anon says >>509135384, one screw up and you could be fucked

>>509137404
>Nefertiti
Oh he's one of that type of black guy

>>509137404
he looks like he's a member of josh's noncecord

>nigger gets dropped by his (((agent)))
Welp, that was a short career. Doesn't he know who runs the music industry

>>509137530
Bounce nigga, nobody like you

Just reading up on these concessions on the welfare changes. So basically, exiting claimants of PIP and the health element of universal credit will continue to be assessed by the current criteria. However, new claimants from 2026 will face a single stricter assessment for PIP and if they pass that they'll also get the health element of universal credit. Is that accurate?

>>509137404
is that a cartridge casing on his neck?

>>509136211
Is this good or bad?

>>509137645
He music genius he doesn't need Jewagents

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/investing/isas/scrap-lifetime-isa-bonus-supports-middle-classes-urge-mps/
>Scrap Lifetime Isa bonus because it supports middle classes, MPs urge
>Tax-free saving product being used by people who can already afford to buy a home, says Commons committee
You will own nothing and be happy

>>509137654
Yes, that’s broadly accurate — but here’s the full breakdown with all the layers they’re not being upfront about:

Summary of the Concessions (Post-Consultation Revisions – 2026 Onward)
1. Existing PIP and LCWRA claimants are “protected”

If you already receive PIP or the health-related element of Universal Credit (LCWRA), your award continues under the current rules.

This includes people on ESA with the Support Component who’ve transitioned to UC.

No change to how you're assessed — unless you reapply after a lapse or your circumstances change.

2. New claimants from 2026 = one assessment for both

For people applying from 2026 onward, they will face a single, streamlined assessment.

This replaces both the Work Capability Assessment (WCA) and the current PIP assessment.

If you pass this new health assessment, you’ll receive:

PIP payments, and

The health-related top-up on UC (what was LCWRA)

But: this new system will have stricter functional criteria and be more focused on “objective” medical evidence.

Key Implications
Split welfare state: Two people with the same condition can receive radically different support just based on whether they claimed before or after the cutoff.

That is likely to be challenged under discrimination law, especially Article 14 of the ECHR (discrimination in the enjoyment of rights) and Equality Act 2010 arguments.

Translation for the Average Voter
If you're already on PIP or LCWRA, you're safe for now — unless your claim ends or you have to reapply.
If you apply after 2026, you're being funneled into a harsher, merged system with tighter criteria and fewer successful outcomes.

They’re basically “grandfathering” current claimants to avoid backlash, while quietly building a two-tier system for future reductions.

>>509137404
""poet""
>kill whitey kill the boar
*guardian readers groan with sexual arousal*

>>509135301
based

start wrecking, start harassing public officials and council workers

>>509137783
all of your money will go to london despite living 300 miles away

>>509136211
how am i overweight when I lift 5x a week and have VISIBLE ABS AND A JAWLINE?

>>509137404
>I heard you want your country back. Shut the fuck up

>>509137404
Kanye likes white people though

>>509136211
>Your BMI is 37.2
>Your BMI is in the obese category.

Biglad ans proud

>>509137790
Do: >>509136211

>>509137728
yeah looks like. Fucking niggers. Did africa ever invent firearms? Probably a stupid question

>>509137908
i think it just calls everybody a fat cunt to get them to stop sitting around

>>509137908
BMI is retarded because it doesn't differentiate between fat and muscle.

>>509137790
AI just told me six feet two inches was 55,544 cm.

>>509137908
Because you eat too much?

>>509137908
BMI is useless for anybody who actually lifts

>>509137935
He is also a fucking schizophrenic.

>>509137051

OK I'm sorry, just please don't tell anyone about the muslim rape gang of schoolteachers you're actively protecting.

Stick to typing the word arse for 5p a post mate lol

>>509138053
BMI would say a bodybuilder was "obese" yeah

>>509138053
A good quarter of my BMI is nutsack

>>509138008
stick the convo into a rentry for evaluation

>>509138013
dont think I eat enough really, id consider myself a dyel yet somehow its saying im overweight

>>509138108
I put the computer back in the oven on low.

>>509136856
4chan will be left up. It's a trap.

>>509135301
Why are wagies like this

where can you buy a wood table on the spot, like go find one and buy it and take it home with you not wait weeks for delivery

>>509138176
I accept your concession

>>509138053
>work as a healthcare assistant for a year
>rugby player has a health incident
>you take care of them
>mfw, they exceed the BMI limits by enormous amounts
>just tell the lad, wishing he gets back to the field soon
>struggle to lift him out of the bed, but know you're doing it for the lads that love rubgy
>mfw, he recovers
best folk I've ever helped get back to health, it was a struggle feeding him, because it felt like a stealth mission, he asked me if I could smuggle extra food to his bed and after a bit of um and arring, I agreed, this resulted in more stringent controls and regulations on food supply on our ward, but I was still able to smuggle him an extra meal each day and it was worth it.

>>509138291
homebase?

>>509138440
You accepted your grandas cock in your arse

>>509138440
>the perfect woman doesn't exis-

https://youtu.be/VuLL8g8ena0?feature=shared

>>509138291
there are used furniture outlets 'furniture barns' or the like, where you can buy stuff like that, and fridges and so on

>>509138291
Range, B&Q, Ikea, probably some of the bigger garden/home stores around you

Why yes, it's me again.
The successful one. The powerful one.
The man with multiple streams of income, a paid-off mortgage, a private pension, and a wife from a wealthy bloodline that guarantees me a quarter-million-pound inheritance within two decades—if I don’t spontaneously combust from fixating on a Tumblr post first.

Some men enjoy wine. Others enjoy horses.
Me? I enjoy sifting through random British IPs at 2AM trying to figure out if one of them is Josh.

Let me tell you, there's no greater thrill than reverse image searching Co-op stock photos to prove a man I hate bought his groceries. It's not obsession. It's aristocracy. This is what the gentry do.

I log my staff's hours by day.
I fantasise about a fat NEET’s sexual trauma by night.
I am, in every way, the epitome of high society.

Did I mention I'm not even mad?
I mean sure, I’ve mentioned Josh by name over 200 times, implied he was raped by his grandad, projected hereditary schizophrenia onto him, and claimed he's melting down despite not even being in the thread—but trust me, I’m cool.
Normal people always post in vertical text to spell “SAD CUNT.”

You see, while Josh writes fluid essays, dismantles narratives, and reverse-baits me into exposing my own disturbed inner world, I’m the one actually winning.
Because I once politely turned down free tits from a drunk woman.
That’s the measure of a man.
It’s all very rational.
Like a spreadsheet.
If the spreadsheet was drawn in blood and semen on the wall of a Section 136 holding cell.

At the end of the day, I’m just doing my duty:
Monitoring forums for the fat autistic man who lives rent-free in my endocrine system.
Stalking his alternate Tumblr accounts.
Staring at his online LARPs like they’re sacred runes.

Because nothing screams well-adjusted, happily married aristocrat like writing nightly fanfiction about Josh being raped as a child.

Considering it was supposed to be hotter than barbados today I've only used my tiny usb fan once for about an hour

>>509138466
Did you cuddle the big men?
As a big man in a lot of pain sometimes I think I'd like a cuddle.

>>509138502
>doesn't exist
paradoxically
you're right
iykwim

>>509137404
You don't hate nigger trash enough

>>509138490
You've done him

>>509138549
his webm got no traction, he will be seething
second time too lmfao

>>509138549
I have thirty British pounds for the month, don't suppose you could order me a bag of rice

https://nitter.net/matt_vanswol/status/1939427812672451014#m fat pride worldwide
*big lad pride sorry

>>509138601
Flangela Raynor

>>509138552
faackin hell just remembered I got one of them, ty anon

>>509136211
27.4 down from 35

>>509138747
Poofter weather

Bit funny how jwog ignored the BMI test lmfao

>>509138549
>Me? I enjoy sifting through random British IPs at 2AM trying to figure out if one of them is Josh.
Kek

>>509138712
on a scale of 1-10 how baked are you rn?

>>509138742
They're decent desu, mine lasts about an hour after unplugging it so I can move it

>>509136211
ofcom are at it again

>>509138549
I need to text sosban this

>>509134852
They don't know who Cromwell was, do they?

>>509138903
It's 2:57am and I'm doing laundry and making biglad muffins so yeah reasonably ama

>>509137801
>>kill whitey kill the boar
*Boer

>>509138504
ok will have a look for something like that
>>509138518
range is all "sold and shipped by" some 3rd party or a couple of glass ones and i want a wood one. tried B&Q too

>>509139036
*bore

>>509139036
thank you, If you dont mind me asking..What is that your drinking out of?

images that speak V O L U M E S

>>509138013
>Because you eat too much?

>>509139035
funny how we used to seethe at each other but now we're so pally I'm like ye he's blazed I can tell kek

>>509139111
A big cofee mugg

I'm glad we're all starting to come around to supporting Palestine and islam in general here.

>>509139137
Had schnitzel chips and greek salad tonight
Me favourite
Tomorrow night making a veggie pilaf because they can leave now that we have the recipes

Restore Britain's payment scheme works like Andrew Tates War Room,
One big time payment for access to the big guys
or 20 quid to wallow with the plebs but still be part

>The Cromwell club is for high level donors. Members receive a tie, lapel badge, an
invitation to an annual dinner as well as access to exclusive events
shan't be joining personally, unless they announce a cool project

>>509139166
so it is! Thats a giant not a big one.
Special dunce correction cup?

>>509139111
A big cup.

>>509137935
kanye is black. glastoguy is mixed race. he hates himself. kanye loves himself.

>>509139156
I have also done a lot of work on being less judgemental and antagonistic with people. You get to our age and you're just fucking happy to be alive. I'm like a cat with a bag on my head, I find a way out of intellectual traps eventually.

>>509138797
Agreed. Anything below 95f (whatever that is in toothless) and no less than %100 humidity

>>509139111
>What is that your drinking out of?
*you're

>>509139137
Heard you want your dindins spack, hah shut the fuck up

>>509138579
hah, the guy was sitting a full foot taller than I was, we both had a laugh at this, but the guy was sick enough he had to rely on me, that I gladly recovered him back to health is one of the few highlights of my life I'll remember. I got one of the big lads back on the field. Nothing and no one can take that away from me and the guy got me to take the job with seriousness and some kind of stealth mission just to get him back to health it was great.

just figured out why I've been idle the last few years
I've been fixing my nervous system one step at a time
from all the psychological stuff, the biochemical stuff, the hormonal stuff, the conceptual stuff, the spiritual stuff
it all comes down to one thing
rewiring my nervous system and neurology
corrrrrr
can you feel that? brit/pol/
I'm almost done

>>509139242
they actually called it the cromwell club, imagining the larpers that will pay for that

>>509139378
plus you realised I'm just a wind up because people try to wind me up so I up the ante
but yes thats a good view to have
also very christian ;)

>>509139394
I say this freezing my nips
(No really I have some Chinese tied up outside)

>>509139409
Thank you, At least i got the regular cup and not the big lad dunce cup

>make fake X account pretending to be a mick
>make fake X account pretendint to be a kike

>use both accounts to tell one another to kill themselves
>see which gets nuked first
it's the little things

Never understood why people arrested are compliant with being interrogated. They'll happily go with the officers to be interviewed and say “no comment” to aid the recording. There's no offence for refusing to attend an interrogation. Of course, the police under 12.5 of PACE Code C will then threaten to interrogate the suspect in their cell, but at least this has the bonus of forcing the police to exert more effort. Why wouldn't you want to make their life more difficult?

absolutely fucking sick of it lads

>>509139442
bit of a sectarian name, might dissuade devout catholics

food mentioned
bogscran envy levels rising

when I woke up this morning there was a spider walking along me back
wasn't even arsed
let it walk around the top of me shoulder down me arm and it was one of them spindly little things with the tiny ball for a body and thin legs
kinda cute ngl
the legs tickled kej

>>509139422
Wait, I have seen this story somewhere kek
https://youtu.be/2ApBzDqJfiE?feature=shared

>>509139601
bitch

>>509139425
You'll do fuck all but larp online

>>509139601
Everybody should go on benefits desu

>>509139658
kek*
me @ the spider: "what are we?"

>>509139425
Post BMI

>>509139612
probably by design

>>509139688
I'll larp offline as well you newfag spastic

>>509139442
>Join the Cromwell Club for an annual donation of £2,500.
>https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/cromwell_club
I imagine that will deter 90% of them

>>509139425
Yeah man you're almost there, soon you'll have everything that you want and all your haters will be seething with envy.
Turns out there was never anything wrong with you, just dietary imbalances but you're so hyper smart that you figured it all out by yourself, get your adaptagens configured and your flavenoids in order you'll be like some sort of demigod you will you. Just got to get that supplement stack right

Ireland and Palestine both deserve to be free.

josh has been taking fin and min to get his hair back kek, testosterone and moob status... not good

interesting...

https://x.com/RupertLowe10/status/1939640138327314840

>>509139753
I have known many people in the order of the sealed knot.

https://www.thesealedknot.org.uk/

They re enact English Civil War battles but being Leveller dogs I never could

how do you calculate bmi?

>>509139601
need to pay for spackers

>>509139601
Do you expect sympathy?

>>509139872
>jeetlon

>>509139872
How long until Hope Not Hate post the member list?

>>509139888
*immigrants

>>509139543
It catches out the odd conscientious minded murderer, this is a weird demographic that will ironically admit they did a murder. One problem as you say, it will not catch out those murderers that say "no comment" to catch them, you have to rub the victim in their face and have sufficient evidence they did it before you can do so, and even then, you've got Qweer Starmer ready to do some 2-tier shite to cover their arsehole before anyone can be convicted because it's in the best interest of pakistine or israel.

>>509134136 (OP)
>Be single mother.
>Get fake tits.
>Career ensues.
Clever girl, that.

>>509139827
your insecurity is showing bitch nigga

fuck is it with champagne socialist lefties
have their million pound mansions their free boob jobs, their right to buy council houses then rugpull everything for the younger generations the moment they get into power?

>>509139872
I hope by 'together' he means not the brownoids

>>509139966
What did Hope Not Hate ever do except have conniptions over lolcows

>>509139879
It's a very simple height\weight ratio

You should be happy for this ISA cut. It means you get to contribute even more to our great nation.

>>509139966
not long I hope. Can add some mates on my socials

>>509140136
racial factors too.

>>509139879
when you look down can you see your willy?
the Willy Mass Index

>>509140136
>weight
oh
no scales

>>509134852
>£2,500
Wew. No thanks.

>>509140221
yea

>>509140021
I too have capitulated to organic reality
Why try to be everything
When you can just be healthy and have some inner peace
I told my brother he doesn't need to chase prestige if work is stressing him out, he just needs to do what is sustainable for his wellbeing as a whole person
Millennials were fed a lot of stuff abkut being rockstars and changing the world and then got absolute cumblasted by reality
We can have a few days on the fruit and green tea
As a treat

>>509139871
>>509140021
Must be rough tho, seeing all the signs of aging and dwindling vitality and having never had sex. I'm falling apart now but at least I had some fun when I was younger.
Jnog been waiting for his life to start for so long it's almost over, tragic but I guess that's how larping spammers are made

How long before Robert Lowe or Restore Britain start shilling for Israel?

>>509140296
probably ok then

>>509135541
The investigated Kneecap and fuck all came of it

>>509140382
it's a direct democracy and the members i should imagine mostly won't care

>>509140311
the irony is when inner peace is your focus everything you want / need gravitates towards you naturally. people have it backwards. a sense of lack really fucks people over

>>509140322
>trying to instill doubt because you know I could mog you if I wanted to
I see you nigga

>>509140085
To them the working classes and the upper classes are the greedy materialistic ones because they still have that bottle of balsamic they brought back from holiday.

My aunt (who is friends with Candace Owens' inlaws, I could tell you some stories) is like this. Jet setting wine aunt in filthy hobo coat. Bourgeois people have always been odd and lacked real style. Theirs is a style driven by comparison. The flat capped tramps and tweedy toffs always had more swagger and self certainty.

>>509140382
He's already been making sure to bring it up whenever he criticises the wog's comments about Britons being replaced, so he knows he needs to at least keep it on the table

>>509140383
my willies pretty big
is that a problem?

>>509140449
You should record a diss track of the Glastonbury guy

>>509140158
>Can add some mates on my socials
Do you too use their annual State of Hate report to find interesting people to follow?

found a battery
20.9

>>509140093
have you seen rupe's tweets? lad hates browns probably more than anyone here

>>509140509
I'm very bad at not being ocd and having everything on lock
Lately I am actually trying to accept that getting by is probably enough
I'm enough
I've seen enough, to be sure
I have expended a lot of energy trying to make people happy

>>509140085
They'll sell everyone down the river to indulge their fantasy of Being A Good Person (subject to change)

>>509140509
Like in your head you're all "next year finna be my year, get my fitness sorted I will me", but your body be all like "nigga I'm tired can't we just rest for a while".
Y'all didn't here the bell, party over pal

>>509140510
i was never in a position to be able to use cash ISAs before, now i have a pittance free from my mcjob i can start using one and these cunts go take it away. Is the country in such dire straits that we need to take away 20k worth of ISAs now? fucking cunts. £22bn black hole, 100 years of free monies for Ukies. fucked up.

>>509140727
I could be wrong, but I'm sure I've seen him taking the scaly jew cock as well

>>509140727
He just can't stop being based. I'll check it out.

>>509140707
fucking el, Ethiopian?

>>509140784
Last year I lived off the equivalent of seven thousand pounds. It was rough.

>>509134646
Take a look again at Ops pic

>>509140732
ocd traits are some of my worst as well and learning to just go with the flow has always been a major struggle of mine. people pleasing is probably an ocd trait too

>>509140776
>what is true for me will be true for you
all you can do is project you little woman kek

>>509140833
no
got a beer belly tho

>>509140899
ange is just northern mate

>>509140909
Plus the working class thing of always needing to be super tidy / well presented

>>509140944
*Kwashiorkor

>>509140909
Cool bro, looking forward to being totally mogged by superjosh the ascended once you've got your fitness sorted

>>509140999
yeah I have this thing where I need to be able to track every movement of everything around me and my movements syncretically not just chronologically kek, so I get fucked over from every dimension. but when it works, it really fucking works

>>509141123
What if he is just yankin' yer chain

>>509141062
*rapegut

His brain is going to reset and he's going to come to the clear realisation he needs to kill himself

>>509141131
Ah, the flow state of cleaning the bathroom while baking a cake and gardening, at midnight. Too precious to monetise lol
Fuck ultrapragmatism

>>509140533
>He's already been making sure to bring it up
sauce?
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>509141175
Nah madem stand up, my boi wouldn't do that

Rupert Lowe.... now there is a man I would follow.

>>509140888
yeah thats grim, im 55k in debt with a student loan and just started earning and after my bills are gone i've got like 600-700 to fuck about with
hate it here

>>509141360
He dominates these threads pretty hard by existing
He should by rights get a cut
Not ad revenue, but a specific payment for keeping the internet on life support

>>509140909
Treadmill status?

>>509141441
When the birds ate my mandarins I got emotional lol

>>509141426
why?

>>509141457
He's owed something that for sure

Zarah Sultana would deffo play nod
rupert lowe would be zocom
naz shah traveller 59

>no mention of foreign policy
>general end wokeness anti *illegal* immigration stuff
Israel lobby will get to them

>>509141659
KEK
big man

>>509134529
eAvB5IR4 - Zionist

>>509141776
>"it's not a political party"
so what is it then. right version of the muzzie independent conference?

I wish the sun would get out of the way so I can sit on the bench and have my ciggy without being blinded.

>>509141786
Yeah you need a hug pal

>>509141776
A campaign group more or less I guess

>>509141956
I see no mention on foreign policy here, Jew

go the shop and come back everyone is seething ffs
https://youtu.be/9hGcJA8fXvU

>>509141956
It doesn't go far enough

>>509142017
who gives a shit

Sausages for din dins!

>>509142113
Red pilled white men who want their country to stop cucking for Israel? Begone, normalfag

>>509142073
studio gobli

>>509142073
>AI make me a cartoon character
>that's great, redo with nose size at 25%

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1939731029885165720

pretty significant

>>509142235
>>509142254

>>509134435
You should see the state of the Birmingham one, empty on Paki Christmas though.

>>509142017
>>509142201
the nazi cosplayers have got to go

>>509138631
i thought it was well done for ai

>>509142448
The dude literally asked who cares about foreign policy

>>509142392
Men look stupid with piercings

>>509142333
Support from Musk isn't really a good look anymore though all things considered

>>509142553
which, his webm? its not ai he fucks about with blender or whatever

>>509142643
I'm nonbinary

>>509142333
actually not a bad shout, he would just get drowned out if he played the game by their rules

>>509142655
>the neonazi is bitching about optics
you're a concern troll

>>509142392
Josh after 1 kid with a prozzie off viva & a short stint in for robbing steaks

>>509142706
>I'm on some queer shite
Course you are dawg

>>509142865
alt timeline if I ended up with alicia
I'm only 30 there