Thread 509139896

White people won!

>>509139896 (OP)
Man's equivalent of wine and cat food.

>>509139896 (OP)
>18+
why the fuck?

>>509139896 (OP)
Lego Neuschwanstein? Fuck yeah!

>18+
Lewd. Can't wait to build King Ludwigs fairytale orgies.

>>509139896 (OP)
>adult men are not the primary demographic for lego
wtf happened?

>>509139896 (OP)
no way that is 3500 pieces

>>509140078
Wine and cat food are symptombs of female loneliness. A lego set is, like trains, plains and car figures a hobby that can be pursued alone or with (male) friends.

>>509139896 (OP)
>+18
>Lego
White men are pathetic. Might be worse than those old guys who are collecting miniature trains and have built a railroad in their basement.

>>509139896 (OP)
>won!
You think niggers screwing all your best women is winning? You guys really are cuckold by every def of the word. For real.

>>509140110
It is a porno swinger castle.

>>509139896 (OP)
irl

>>509139896 (OP)
Which set should I get next? I own these so far.

>>509139896 (OP)
This is a seriously disappointingly small scale model.

>>509140440
Nobody builds legos with friends. You might discuss building models with friends, but nobody comes over to your house to build model trains together.

>>509140110
>>509140654
can't wait for the Lego pic rel to drop

>>509140110
They should have also added "Not for niggers".

>>509140690
Fuck Prussians are evil for slandering and deposing the man who built these

I know. It was a treat putting this kit together.

>>509140690
Wonder how many migrants that could house.

>>509140690
I don't care if this bankrupted Bavaria, it was absolutely worth building.

>>509140968
what the fuck are you even talking about

>>509140741
I have not owned legos since star wars spaceships when I was a kid but damn those are kinda cool

>>509140741
tantive iv

>>509141215
I technically got Starry Night for my wife, she fucking loves it. It's very well done, probably the best of the art sets. The pieces really bring the work to life.

My personal favorite is the ISS though, with the Giza Pyramid and Himeji Castle tied for second place.

>>509140078
So you're saying men are productive even when wasting time?

>>509141333
I have that one, those are the ones I already own.

>>509139896 (OP)
Lego has gone to shit with these sets that build one thing only
where's the creativity?
back in my day this was Lego, god damn it

>>509141499
Ick

>>509140690
View from courtyard

>>509140198
>King Ludwigs fairytale orgies.
he was a spastic autist who never fucked and was disgusted by the thought

>>509141672
fuck I miss those days so much
I doubt Polish kids could afford such sets in the 90s though

i remember stopping lego collecting when they made the gay gimmick on lego star wars when you press on the minifigs head and the lightsaber would light up
at that point i knew my generation was no longer the target audience and now they were focusing on zoomers who like flashy colours

>>509141672
No one is stopping you.

>>509141756
it was the early 80s and I lived abroad as a kid

>>509139896 (OP)
...eternal infantilization and financial exploitation.

>>509141775
your collection of clothesline tongs?

>>509141788
in fact, one could buy Lego in Pewex stores using usd in Poland in the 1980s

>>509141499
Nice cabinet, I'm looking for a glass cabinet for my scale models.

>>509141731
Just like me

>>509140848
Lego, no, the building process is too linear
Model trains, for sure. No fun on your own

>>509140690
That's Hohenschwangau, not Neuschwanstein

>>509141911
My fleet that will destroy you.

>>509141839
That’s right but we are talking about Lego and not about women

>>509140690
that's the other nearby castle Hohen-something

>>509142008
Got it from IKEA. There are overhead lights inside you can turn on.

>>509139896 (OP)
lego is dead big boys play minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57C57udhrQY

>>509141969
The average salary in those days was $15 per month.

How could you afford lego? Work abroad? Smuggling? Commie collaborant?

>>509140741
1. Guggenheim looks really good
2. The Chinese one is on the list after the Gug.

>>509140741
corcorde ftw (dont forget the aftermarket led kit)
747/shuttle combo is badass as well (pic related)

>and never buy a SW kit again as long as the disney logo is on the box.

>>509142344
yes basically, be a towarzysz szmaciak or have family abroad sending you money

>>509140741

Not into lego at all but if they bring out an Antikytheria in lego I am so there

https://youtu.be/RLPVCJjTNgk

>>509142538
there were other more legit ways too

>>509142304
LOOK AT MY HUNKS OF FOREVER CHEMICALS BEHIND GLASS COLLECTING DUST.

LOOOOOOOOOK.

>>509142473
If I get another 'real space' set, it will probably be the Saturn V. The shuttle is already but there's just so much more going on with the Saturn.

>>509141499
You have built wonders that I covet.
It's time I told the world of your sins.
>DENOUNCED

>>509143091
This Revell Gemini capsule reissue is better

>>509140078
>noooo you must brood about demographics and race war all day

Time, place and moderation fren. Building lego (a white invention) with my three white kids on a rainy afternoon is top tier family time. If they get bored of the set their imaginations can run wild when they tear them down.

>>509140526
Except it can be passed down to kids , shared with family or even resold at higher valuation than some stocks. It’s an excellent family product. Train sets are peak autist, but I don’t judge.

>>509141672
You can tear them down and rebuild new stuff. My son got tired of Ninjago and made some crazy post-apocalyptic samurai world with its own characters etc.

>>509143224
That's fine, I had enough of you buying up my city states anyway. Batter up, canal jew!

>>509140968
I love it when Americans say really stupid shit about European history lol

>>509139896 (OP)
Based wypipo

>>509143703
For Europeans the test for how smart someone is is how much they know about Europe

Sweet! I'll use my 10 dollars of Lego points to buy this (it's 279.99)

>>509143838
That's retarted I mean to imply cos no one here thinks about u guys except me because I'm screwed

>>509140741
I'm a fan of the Botanicals. Although pay attention to how the flowers are arranged. I got the Orchid set and I'm annoyed because it is set up to only be viewed from front on. Also, they like to use loose brinks for dirt and that annoys me for some reason.

Saturn V is also a great choice if you can find it.

Never understood the point of model Lego, even growing up the in 90s. It seemed pointless since those boxes were designed to build only one specific item.
And what would you do once it's done? Parents wouldn't allow that to remain build and gather dust forever.

>>509143838
true haha

>>509140741
Fuck, are you Thai Royalty for being able to afford all that shit? I would recommend the concorde next.

>>509141499
Can you post a pic of starry night if it's been built please? Would love to see it. Nice collection. There's also the titanic but that seems a bit depressing.

>>509144129
Yes and the instructions to build would be lost so we would just build random stuff. The philosophy between instructions and free building is debated in The Lego Movie.

>>509144424
>There's also the titanic but that seems a bit depressing.
Hmm I'm going to look around and see if anyone made an OceanGate set.

>>509142304
My problem is my biggest model won't fit inside the Ikea cabinet, my fault I guess :)

>>509141672
SOVL

I kind of want to like what's in OP picture but LEGO is just goyslop these days. Outside of kids, its only consumers are either millenial manbabies who gargle marvel semen or e-thots who use it to scam money donations from simps.

Neither remembers 3-digit set numbers or the old grey. Fuck them.

>>509141756
>>509141788
We also had Tyco. Best shit ever - even knockoffs were proper quality in those days.

>>509141499
sir, I told you to not redeem, sir

>>509144424
I'd 100% get the Titanic but it's fucking massive so there's nowhere to really put it unless you plan to make it a centerpiece.

>>509144614
Just put it on top.

>>509144591
lol. Fucking globohomo destroyed the brand so it'll need to be a custom.

https://bricker.info/search.html?search=submarine&site_type=set

>>509139896 (OP)
>le castle built by schizophrenic faggot
>but in lego
GROW THE FUCK UP

>>509144964
Thanks anon... Lol, I hear you. I have some airfix models and it's awful not being able to have a place for it. Still, you do know with a hobby like yours, you'll always be able to work something out. :D Maybe hang the aircraft models from the ceiling. As for me, I've got family and friends that are into model railroading, the diaromas and building are amazing but we're always running out of space. All hobbies tend to be like that, on space or on the wallet. Nice collection though, thanks for the photos. Also saw the ships you posted earlier, are those pre-made or built? I'm really shit with painting and gluing my models in a nice clean way.

>>509145168
If you lazy medniggers got a job you could also buy whatever makes you happy.

>>509141499
BTW, if you like the pyramids, another one but again - more on the classic side, there was a whole ancient egypt series (i'm not sure if it's too cartoony for your taste) but it had ancient archeologists, early 1900's cars, planes, treasure, etc. Mid 90s IIRC.

>>509145345
I'm sorry the Dutch won't accept your visa application

WE WON!!!!

>>509144503
>Lego Movie
What.

>>509140690
>posts the castle of his parents at the bottom of the mount

>>509145292
Some were kits, others pre-built. I'm not too crazy about building unless I really think it's worth it - like it's a model I have to have and it only comes in kits. Pic rel.

>>509140741
haven't 'played' with legos since i was a kid but i could see the appeal in an adult building some of these as a hobby. i didn't know these sets existed and i'm a little tempted to try one.

>>509145961
Many of them have moving parts and are meant to be opened as well so you can examine the interiors etc. Like the Guggenheim, Himeji Castle, Pyramid and Titanic.

Adds a dimension unique to lego you can't really get with most other models.

>>509140110
They Authentically modelled the multi-room sex dungeon in the basement.

Of course that's nothing compared to if they accurately modelled, for example the Schonbrunn Palace circa the 18th century when it was still owned by the Hapsburgs.
That wouldn't even be legal to sell in several countries.

>>509143675
Oy vey how dare you! It's my right to buy up all the city states and defeat myself in the World Congress in the process! I'm not Jewish I didn't even get Tithe, you or Halisse did!
Now, I know I just denounced you, but I really want to set up an embassy in your capitol. I'll give you 1 hold a turn and I definitely won't spy on you.

>>509141570
>productive

you are putting premade plastic bricks together according to a manual mate, if you consider that productive i got some bad news for ya

>>509141672
You know they make 2 in 1 and 3 in one sets still right? The Zelda Deku Tree set last year can be built as both the OoT tree and BotW tree. It even comes with both Links.

>>509146694
Lebensraum, mosche.

NHH.

>>509145736
there's a Lego movie made based on the Lego computer game where you build things on
screen Minecraft style but it's Lego which is based on the short story based on the comic which references the McDonald's Lego Meals
get with the times

>>509143091
Best set I ever built. It's enormous too. Too bad the fins are turning yellow on mine

>>509142304
>1/700 scale ships
>no PE
>no rigging
I see you appreciate your sanity

>>509140890
they sold in 2017
its now owned by some holding company that'll probably turn it into a migrant shelter

>>509145961
I always treat myself to one of the big boy sets on Christmas out of nostalgia. Wish I could afford more. Feels so relaxing and rewarding

>>509147569
It helps if you keep them out of direct sunlight.

>>509147668
I do like the aesthetics of the age of sail but the dreadnought-to-battleship era will always be peak for me.

>>509140540
why was your first thought niggerdick?

>>509141911
>>509142048
You guys are good for my soul. Bless you.

>>509148349
Pew! Pew-pew!

>>509139896 (OP)
Lets see how quickly I can make /pol/ cope and seethe.
>Ludwig built Neuschwanstein primarily as a romantic, artistic retreat and tribute to the operas of Richard Wagner, whom he idolized (and possibly had romantic feelings for).
>The castle was never meant to be a military fortress or even a royal residence in the conventional sense. Instead, it was a fantasy realm inspired by medieval legends, German nationalism, and Wagnerian mythology.
>It was a deeply personal escape from the political constraints and public scrutiny he faced. It was a manifestation of Ludwig’s idealized world, aesthetic, theatrical, and detached from reality.

>>509148877
Forgot to add
>Historians generally agree that Ludwig II was likely homosexual or had strong homosexual tendencies. He never married, broke off an engagement to his cousin (Princess Sophie), and had intense emotional relationships with several men, including Richard Hornig, his chief equerry, and other close male companions. His personal diaries and letters, some of which were censored or destroyed, suggest internal conflict over his desires due to the social and religious pressures of 19th-century Bavaria.

>>509140110
Because of the steamy gay stuff that Ludwig did in there.

>>509139896 (OP)
Why are europeans so much better than anyone else at making things that look good?

>>509148973
Which Europeans? All Europeans? Some Europeans? All Europeans from a specific nation? Talented individuals from specific European nations?

>>509148877
>I will bankrupt my little kingdom because I'm an autistic fan of Wagner and want my personal Wagnerland
>t. Ludwig II

>>509140741
The Shlomo Guggenheim museum and put a firecracker in it. Then post a webm. titled Kampf gegen Entartete Kunst.

>>509149302
Based. A waste of lego though...

>>509148877
Do you think these things are unknown and somehow controversial?

god I miss the old lego star wars sets

>>509149624
I never got over it that they got rid of the yellow skin color

>>509149302
My wife owns the Gug so I don't think she would appreciate that very much. What's so degenerate about it?

>>509149769
it sucks man, they had so much soul. maybe its just my nostalgia acting up, but the never sets are nearly all shit

>>509149561
>Do you think these things are unknown and somehow controversial?
Unknown? Yes, the average person here is a literal retard
>controversial
Oh yes, the most beautiful castle in the world was built, because a homosexual wanted to larp as a fairy.
>MUH CONSERVATIVE ARCHITECTURE

>>509149624
I've got the Qui Gon Jin one somewhere.

>>509139896 (OP)
Kang Ludwig would troon out and 41% himself today

>>509149773
I thought it was a lego tea set at first glance

>>509149773
It looks like a kitchen appliance. I'm sorry.

>>509150011
Perhaps because Disney is shit and SW set prices are jewed to the max. The UCS sets are still cool, but do you remember when instructions came with fun little comics and build ideas? Shit was sovl as fuck

>>509139896 (OP)
Blue Brix Version mogs the Lego one

>>509150134
amazing set, I had the Bib Fortuna and R2 and C-3PO as a kid
>>509150431
yes. they really took away all the fun things. you can tell they switched to an adult audience that wants to consume rather than children. but who can blame them, kids really dont play with toys. Same for Hasbro star wars figures

>>509139896 (OP)
Thinking about it now, I like the color contrast of the Neusch but I can't tell if I like it more than the Notre Dame.

>>509140440
>hurr durr muh HOBBEEEE!!!!
You are so idiotically permissive with every stupid impulse you have that you've become a grown man fucking around with children's toys like a retard

>>509140526
Back in my day we didn't have autism. Oh him? That's Lenny. He doesn't speak much and he has spent about 90k building a perfect 1:1,000,000th replica of the European rail system in his basement. He's just sorta odd like that

>>509143650
You can also build a legacy for your bloodline but no, gotta play with the toys mommy wouldn't buy you when you were a boy. Fucking pathetic.

>>509140741
Get more flower ones, those ones are sick

>>509152013
No offense, but your name will be forgotten within two generations

>>509152419
Ah yes, reducing service to your family to mere selfish egoism to justify selfishly wasting time playing with baby toys.

>>509148041
Nice, I built the OG dreadnaught in 1/350, aftermarket wood decks, even did the aerial spacers for the rigging. Reminds me that I should build more ships

>>509144133
Lego Beyond Meat

>>509152858
Your entire motivation is driven by selfishness. It's all about your needs, your desire to feel a sense purpose. Your family is a you problem. I couldn't care less

>>509145690
Incredible

I want this one :)

>>509140526
model trains are completely based. Requires a working knowledge of wood working for bench work, electronics for wiring and mechanics for proper running of trains. And to top it off you need some hands on artistic skill to make it all look like the real thing.

>>509140540
>best

>>509139896 (OP)
Adults playing with children playing with LEGO is fine. In fact it's great! Adults making 18+ LEGO for adults is a symptom of the failure to launch syndrome that plagues millennials and gen-zers. We were all sold a lie that we could reach for the stars as long as we dotted all our Is and crossed all our Ts. But this was a lie. Most of us will not make it.

... and so we hide in the depths of memories of our childhood ... living in nostalgia ... like we're not even really alive anymore

>>509140526
Anon do not fuck with those guys. Train autists are the most dangerous variant.

>>509142031
>He only makes Lego sets from instructions

Out of the way Vietnamese Shits!

>>509153759
If you're spending hundreds of dollars on 18+ LEGO collector sets, then you did not "fail to launch". Seething on 4chan about how men with lots of hobbyist money are actually lesser than you is the real failure to launch. Go get a job.

>>509139896 (OP)
germanoids have shit taste, they don't know how to build proper castles.

>>509153912
get a wife and make babies if you want to play with LEGO

>>509149773
Guggenheim is a glorified multi storey car park. It's a perfect example of the complete cultural hoax that (((modernism))) is.

>>509154158
You don't play with it, retard. You build it and display it. Do you put puzzle pieces in your nose?

>>509154068
when you can't decide if you want to build a fortress or a palace ---> you build a french 'castle'

>>509154327
Bro ... it's a child's toy. That's that.

>>509154433
>18+
>child's toy

>>509154433
Lego priced actual children out of the market, at least for these 'prestige' sets.

>>509139896 (OP)
save space, save money

>>509139896 (OP)
I like this one better.

>>509154752
sovl

>>509154544
Global FIAT fake rigged economy is crashing you brain dead retard

>>509140741
got my mother the wildflowers for mother's day
it's overpriced plastic crap, but she absolutely loved it, so all good

>>509139896 (OP)
>3500 pieces
>3000 of them are just the flat foundation and hill the castle sits on

>>509154758
>sponsored by lego

>>509152013
>you can also build a legacy for your bloodline but no, gotta play with the toys
If you have kids, they're going to be miserable burnt-out husk losers when they grow up and probably be into some weird shit since dad never loved them and was just obsessed with power and his own anxieties to the point where he couldn't even do something as innocent as play with legos without being filled with rage.

Did you know that you can build a legacy for your kids while also having fun? Did you know that raising your kids to have fun is actually the healthy thing for them and that it will help them socialize and gain more influence as adults?

You stupid fuck.

Please kys if you haven't have kids already. You'll only spread misery.

>>509152013
ALSO you spending time posting on /pol/ is a waste of time, much moreso than anon spending time doing something fun with his kids. Stupid fuck, you'll never amount to anything.

Lego Adults should be sterilized or, if the situation calls for it, euthanized. Just like Disney Adults, Anime Adults, and so on and so forth.

I went to wankstain castle on a school trip, and it was shut.

Stop building models goy
Fight each other over shekels, race and pussy!

>>509145600
I'm sorry you're Greek.

>>509140848
what i know this guy that had a gigantic diorama in his basement and i helped him build some of it.
we drink 2 beer and have a laugh then fiddle with the diorama.

>>509142887
What other legit ways?

Working abroad and smuggling/black market are the only ones I can think of.

>inb4 gold panning

>>509155056
Saved.

>>509139896 (OP)
I HECKIN LOVE TOYS. I'M A 40 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN.

>>509140078
You really need a lot of space and money to legomaxx. A true manchild is dirt broke and pirates digital media.

>>509140690
That's Hohenschangau, don't tell me you went all the way to Schwangau and went up the wrong hill?

>>509139896 (OP)
I would probably like parts of building it and like looking at it for 4 minutes total after. Then it would collect dust and be something in the way forever.

>>509158020
as a kid who loved legos this is about my limit. i would then disassemble it and make a bunch of mini spaceships. this would be fun for a total of 3 hours if i was drunk and stoned