Thread 509150521

Why haven't you converted to Mormonism and married a blonde haired, blue eyed virgin qt yet?

>>509150521 (OP)
I'm not white trash enough to live from gibs, anon

because Mormons are fucking retarded.

>>509150521 (OP)
one of my favorite activities with Mormon missionaries is to ask for one of their bibles, and then ask f we could read it together. Then I flip to a "random" passage, but it's 2 Nephi 5:21:
>And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.

Then I say "WOW, I had no idea. Listen bro, don't tell anyone, but i's a secret white supremacist, Aryans are the best. Your religion sounds fucking badass. I always knew these fucking niggers were cursed white people"
Then I go for a fist bump and ask if we can grab a coffee sometime to read more, and then I make them explain to me why they cant.

>>509150521 (OP)
>Why haven't you converted to Mormonism
Religion is a combination of schizophrenia and superstition. No thanks.

>>509150521 (OP)
I don't know what Mormonism even is

>>509150521 (OP)
It would upset my wife

>>509152010
>uhh well uhhh actually uhh we kinda don't believe that or something anymore
Interestingly enough, it was only about Africans. Australian Abos weren't technically banned. Just African niggers.

>>509152335
>I don't know what Mormonism even is
literally kosher judaism for the clique'iest, grudge-holding, life-screwing subset of Rich whites from Utah
its 1:1 judaism:for goys, down to the very last detail ("Temple"'s and desert-state and all)

>>509150521 (OP)
Mitt romney is less marketable than a literal gay nigger

>>509150521 (OP)
Because I read the bible and realize that the shit they believe is heretical and bullshit.

>>509150521 (OP)
Sounds like a pyramid scheme and any bitch moremen wants to get married in that temple and I'm not interested in playing that game or whoring my family out to elder pedofags. Hard pass.

>>509150521 (OP)
So what happens to Mormons when you explain Matthew 16:17-19 to them?

>>509150521 (OP)
I had my chance after high school but I chose to ride the vulva carousel instead and now am too corrupted for the faith

>>509154000
God can forgive you, Anon.

>>509153167
>So what happens to Mormons when you explain Matthew 16:17-19 to them?

they kick you out of the chruch
they kick you out of the school
they kick you out of the HOA
they kick you out of your job if they can
and finally failing all else
they run you out of town

THAT
is mormon life
>"youre banned!"
>"I mean your excommunicated!"
or whatever word they have for it

>>509150521 (OP)
They only give their worst daughters to converts

>>509152335
American Islam

>>509153167
>>509156205
What happens to Catholics when you ask them about Matthew 24:26 and how Paul claims to have met Jesus out in the wilderness after Jesus had already ascended to heaven

>>509150521 (OP)
I was actually baptized as a Mormon and most of them are blonde hair brown eyed.

>>509157216
Acts 9:3-9. Neither Saul nor those with him saw Jesus in the flesh.

>>509152562
Why do the rich have a full-size basketball court inside and another outside? Seems like easy cleaning of lots of blood.

>>509150521 (OP)
>converted to Mormonism
sign up for any version of satanic abrahamic reptoid enslavement? pass.

>>509150521 (OP)
Mormonism is pozzed as fuck.

>muh denomination is true
this is stupid. a man who isnt part of any denomination of Christianity yet believes in Jesus, follows the words and etc, is a better Christian than anyone who says catholicism, protestantism, orthodox, or others is the one.

>>509153167
Joseph Smith also met God and Jesus in the wilderness. Similar stories.

>>509150521 (OP)

I'm married to a jack Mormon girl.

>>509150521 (OP)
>blonde
>black eyebrows
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU MORMONS AND YOUR FAKE GOODS AND YOUR FAKE GOOD NEWS, TOO.

>>509150521 (OP)
because Islam is the truth and we can't marry polytheists, however they can easily be converted inshaallah

>>509157990
I was watching BYUtv with my kid, thinking I had stumbled on some decent semi-moral programming and lo and behold - main character (young white girl) paired with...guess who? A NIGGER!

>>509158019
But did Jesus tell you to follow the Pope or not?

>>509158454
>because Islam is the truth
no shit? the one? all the zog's say that tho and worship the serve the same deceiver.

There was one Mormon girl in my high school who was nice to me but she didn't like me.

>>509158722
Jews worship their rabbis and Christians their monks + Mary + prophet Jesus + archangel Gabriel in addition to God, there's no Abrahamic religion beside Islam bro

>>509159280
Judging by how Muslims act, I'd say your religion is false. Youre just jews with extra steps

>>509150521 (OP)
>virgin
>he hasnt heard about soaking
lol
lmfao even

>>509159712
People don't define the religion, God does.

blondes are subhuman. No thanks.

>>509159280
no. they worship themselves. sign on to a lie of the chosen, and serve vile gods

>>509150521 (OP)
I would rather have a redhead or a brunette.

Does cold approach working on Mormon girls, especially if you tell them you’re a member

>>509159978
Well I see muslims in the west and they all act like that. Duplicitous, cowardly, hypocritical, deceptive, lustful, and vain. If thats what Islam produces, how could it be the true religion? Its fruits are foul.

>>509150521 (OP)
i come from a morman family, because of mission trips i have japenese and columbian cousins. one of my dads brothers had 5 daughters that look like your pic, 4 married mexicans

>>509160231
carefuly if she quizzes you, and youre not up to snuff with your magic underwear and gold plates factoids

>>509150521 (OP)
not interested in their weird cult

>>509160613
You seem bitter, anon. Did they kick you out because youre gay?

>>509159978
>"god" gets mad at pictures
islam is as retarded as mormonism

>>509159978
Which makes zero sense since God only defines religion through shitty fables that have to be interpreted by humans. Since God is all-powerful, He should make it known through telepathy or something.

>>509150521 (OP)
The problem with marrying a Mormon, is that you basically have to be a Mormon for that to work out. And that just isn't going to happen.

>>509158454
if islam is the truth I'm the king of siam

>>509160215
They do that as well for sure because their desires are more important than what they believe to be from God. For example Jews literally believe their rabbis have more authority over God see the oven of Akhnai
>>509160295
You will see that from people what have abandoned religious teachings obviously.
>>509160802
Idolatry is evil and enabling it is also forbidden, so what?
>>509160824
What you are describing there is just a violation of free will you know? God makes it very clear that he could have forced everyone to believe and he could have made the faiths unified.

>>509161846
>What you are describing there is just a violation of free will you know?
You mean like when God changed the pharaoh's mind so the Jews would stay in Egypt, so God would have an excuse to release a bunch of plagues and kill innocent Egyptians?

>>509160926
She was an adult woman, it's permissible for them according to Sharia what you have there in your pic is just an opinion.. That being said the age you all so desperately cling to is a forgery according to modern scholarship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr6mBlEPxW8 this methodology is also used by traditional scholars https://drjonathanbrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/How-We-Know-Early-Hadith-Critics-Did-Matn-Criticism-and-Why-Its-So-Hard-to-Find.pdf And even without using regular traditional methodology you can still challenge its authenticity https://yaqeeninstitute.org/read/paper/aisha-ra-the-case-for-an-older-age-in-sunni-hadith-scholarship and https://hawramani.com/aisha-age-of-marriage-to-prophet-muhammad-study/

>>509160461
>morman

Sure

>>509161995
That's the biblical account though. God could have accepted his repentance at any point if he wished

>>509150521 (OP)

Ugly / fat Mormon white guys used to be able to land girls like this “out of their league”. Now it seems like they only date Chads or some type of dysgenic shitskins. Too bad. Not sure why they deem short, small dicked brownoids as marriage material over an average white guy. I guess the church and their fathers encourage them.

The church also never should’ve allowed the Mormon dating app to become a thing. Dumb cuntoids will be dumb cuntoids and resort to hypergamy as they always do

>>509162832
You shouldn't have to make excuses for a being with unlimited power and unlimited foresight. You're retarded.

>>509162381
ive had to wait out by the flower beds at the slc temple for 3 different weddings

>>509162947
Not how the test of life works. Just because God is omnipotent and omniscient doesn't mean he is a contradiction. You are asking for injustice

>>509150521 (OP)
>blonde haired, blue eyed virgin qt yet
This is a meme, I moved to Utah for 3 years to take a significant money bump and became friends with some mormons. They're actually nice people and really welcoming so I see why they target lonely people that need a sense of community. I'm in my 30s so they kept asking where my family was so I told them I broke it off with my gf and instantly some of the older guys started telling me how lucky I was to have an opportunity to get to meet them and it must've been the will of god blah blah.
Long story short, after saying I would be interested in starting a family and being part of a wholesome community they said if I joined their sacrament meetings I would be in the path to an amazing wife/family/salvation and whatnot, and honestly, I bought it. They were so nice and the girls in the community were gorgeous.

Cut to/actually making you part of their service/meetinghouse. If you're joining up, forget about all that. Those beautiful/young/cute/desirable girls are a hot commodity just like everywhere else and as such, they're reserved for the high echelon of the congregation. This means that you need to grow up in the community or be a prominent member. Even a super rich guy that was in the process of joining with me didn't get those options or "matching" as they call it. They're still good people with good intentions, but they see anyone joining in as outsiders until you're knee deep and chained down years down the line, then you'll be their equal but at that point they already hooked you up with leftover (and I mean leftovers for everything) women, jobs, brotherhood, etc.

They will pawn you off with your pick of single mothers, really unatractive women, old women, widows, other converts (born again virgins after they took 10 miles of dick), former party girls, etc. so If you're thinking of joining for that reason, you better be ready to settle for a disappointing relationship.
TLDR LDS is a meme just like everywhere

>>509163545
"Test of life" is another excuse religious people make of their god's absence. If the afterlife is eternal, the few years you spend on Earth are inconsequential. Being alive would just feel like a dream after a couple hundred years.

>>509159280
Islam is a religion of brainless orcs. nobody respects it and if you read the Koran its stupid.

>>509164122
That's exactly how it would feel. But what we do know has ramifications for eternity and that just makes our lives even more special

>>509159978
some demonette that told an old man to mutilate his son isn't god, she is a cunt

>>509162334
she was a CHILD you nonce

>>509165288
this, i read the quran once and it's utter dogshit. disjointed and nonsensical. badly rehashed bible stories followed by such pearls of wisdom like you being able to sex your wife the night before you fast (eternal wisdom btw) and then you're reminded every other chapter that "allah" is totally competent and merciful

>>509152010
What's your plan for if you meet an actual white supremacist?

>>509161846
>Idolatry is evil and enabling it is also forbidden, so what?
how in the fuck are pictures idolatry in and of themselves? this is retarded, you have to be worshipping something for that to qualify. we're talking about fabric with likenesses of animals on them not a statue of an alligator god. pure islamic retardation.

>>509150521 (OP)
Women will never talk to me - religion won't cause women to be different. Women are all entirely like a robot dedicated in romance to only these 6 ordered things:
1. tallness - I lack
2. athleticism - I lack
3. handsomeness - I lack
4. charisma - I lack
5. popularity - I lack
6. wealth - I lack

Having affirmed the 6 lacks, I have affirmed the Sword of Incel, which is the true and almighty God over all of the Earth, and to which all bow. And in this God the Sword of Incel is the promise, which is that nothing I should take an interest in shall be hindered by any beautiful (8/10+) woman, for none shall ever take a romantic interest in me. God is almighty, his name is Sword of Incel, ant all religions and all beliefs come and bow before the Sword of Incel.

The Sword of Incel is perfection. Always goeth the sword and in all ways.

zero tats. i like that. otherwise meh. fuck all foids. her vag smells like a fucking fish. or a pajeet.

>>509160218
qt

>>509166230
Regardless, islam, like all religions, is powerless in the face of the Almighty, the Sword of Incel, before whom all bow. At his might all grow weak.

Sovereign of the Universe: Sword of Incel, mightiest power!

>>509166054
Repeating yourself is not a refutation, she absolutely was not a child according to the evidence already presented. And you will never be able to refute any of it because this is what secular scholars believe too https://newlinesmag.com/essays/oxford-study-sheds-light-on-muhammad-underage-wife-aisha/ The guy is even a hater of islam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MM0lT-bskg so there is no reason for him to lie. Go ahead and keep denying history

I used to have a former Mormon fuck buddy. She left because they do impose all sorts of rules on their followers and honestly the religion is really stupid and nonsensical

She was a great girl honestly. And blonde and blue eyes. Just didn't have enough in common besides liking the sex for an actual relationship.

All these christcucks seething but theyre state is worse than Utah

>>509166689
Regardless, your allah bows before the Mighty, the Sword of Incel, whose might chastises the fool, and which dashes to bits the liars. Before the sword all fall and bow their heads in worship.

>>509154000
The only vulva you've ever touched is your mother's and that was when you came out of it

>>509166770
Salt Lake City is just a common shitlib city with shitlib mayoral politics and shitlib cops. Antifi wasted picrel, a literal nigger faggot. Antifa kills someone every couple years and never gets charged.

>>509166875
You worship women, and are a stupid retarded nigger.

>>509166911
Whats the crime rate and racial make up of your largest city please?

>>509166427
I never said it is idolatry, I specifically mentioned that such images of living beings enable it however. Especially in a society like that that already had ~360 deities. You have no idea how the polytheist mind works, you think this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminus_(god) was always a deity? Of course not, but as generations passed people forgot and they turned it into one

>>509150521 (OP)
I dont care for blond girls but im willing to compromise.

>>509152562
they call non-Mormons 'Gentiles' lol

>>509167007
tomato, tamato. i still think islam is retarded

>>509166689
>keep denting history
no muslim scholar had a problem with it until the west started finding out and they had to backpedal to make it fit western sensibilities

SHE WAS NINE YEARS OLD

>>509167248
Dude why are you arguing with a pajeet? Do you argue with rats?

>>509167248
nice opinion, mind if I throw it in the trash?

>>509167395
>pic
ah yes the infamous muslim scholar christopher hitchens

>>509167352
>noo you have to ignore modern evidence so I can keep using my regurgitated arguments!
don't care and if you even bothered looking at the video you'd know that your claim is false. the authenticity of the main reporter was doubted especially after he moved. Here's the full link https://islamicorigins.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/LITTLE-The-Hadith-of-Aishahs-Marital-Age.pdf
>>509167558
I can use your people against you, yes!

>>509166689
you are literally fucking lying you fucking sandrat
Sahih al-Bukhari 5134

>>509150521 (OP)
lol why are her eyebrows brown

>>509167903
You're posting the very reports that have been proven to be fabrications, wtf is this argument?

>>509150521 (OP)
This is the same Mormonism that filled the FBI ranks, 1/3 of which brutalized the Jan 6 martyrs...

Mormons are the biggest Jew shills in the country...why do you think Jews have largely left them alone in Utah? They are full blown Israel AIPAC shills.

Yeah go fuck yourself.

>>509150521 (OP)
whats going on with mormons these days? I keep getting yt ads with some qts promoting it, wanting to send a free book

>>509160218
bad photoshop. in my entire life I've never seen anyone pin badge of any sorts on their right side

>>509167983
You know why, anon.

>>509152010
>I always knew these fucking niggers were cursed white people"
Thinks Niggers are fallen Whites
>Then I go for a fist bump and ask if we can grab a coffee sometime to read more, and then I make them explain to me why they cant.
keked

>>509152642
Zogbot Romney can't bomb countries for Israel fast enough...Mormons made deals with the devil...they are FULL BLOWN JEW SHILLS

>>509157216
>What happens to Catholics when you ask them..
You think Catholics have principles? They support open borders and drowning White countries in orcs and spics as long as their tax exemption remains...

Don't forgot the thousands of faggots and PDF priests...

You don't have to be an atheist to know Cristcucks did the Jews' dirty work in this country.

>>509158454
Ask them why thousands of mormon FBI agents round up and brutalize White Diaspora that fight against the Jews?

>>509150521 (OP)
Most Mormons I’ve met in SLC were not white
That’s probably different in Idaho or the outskirts of Utah, however

>>509156854
Their worsr daughters are absolute sluts tho.

I dated a Mormon girl and converted her to Catholicism.

>>509150521 (OP)
i already struggle to believe in the Jewish volcano god and its son, let alone the American remake with spaceships and laser beams.

>>509166391
Bend her over and get her pregnant first go so she can't leave you.

>>509150521 (OP)
Mormons don’t even read the Book of Mormon. Instead they read a revised version of the King James Bible. Although I think Mormons are decent people they are essentially a cult and I don’t participate in any of those.

>>509150521 (OP)
I only date Asian women who like BWC, white girls are for niggers and effeminate beta's nowadays, boy. Times have changed.

>white whore
>virgin
kek, the jokes write themselves

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751327234287524.mp4

What's their stance on video games and anime?

>>509171317
As long as you give 10% every-month and vote for Jew-backed candidates, the Mormons don't care what their flock is into...

Im so tired of these thinly veiled recruiting threads

>>509170468
>converted her to Catholicism
So now she takes birth control, supports open borders, cucks to Jews and looks the other way for pedophile priests...

Great job anon.

>>509163736

Why do some of them marry shitskin converts then? Do they make exceptions for them? Doesn’t make any sense

>>509174495
I'm not sure if this is related, but they have some sort of weird obsession with native americans & hispanics.
they view them as some lost tribe of israel or something.
it's possible, therefore, that mormons (unconsciously?) view marrying such racial roaches as a "spiritual upgrade".
but don't quote me on that.

>>509174495
Its a recent phenomenon

>>509174955
Theyre Lamanites

Mormons are essentially Jews. They own all the real estate and make a shit load of money, but they still want a 10 percent tithe from you if you join their cult. Most are nice people, but are utterly brainwashed and will shun you if you leave their cult.

>>509152335
Christian fanfiction and the closest thing the US will have to white sharia.

Because I’m not blonde with blue eyes. Mormons will actively cuck anyone who isn’t a blonde or a redhead.

I’m white with an angular Germanic face shape but my hair is brown and my eyes are green. That’s not good enough for an outsider to join Mormons. I wasn’t born as a Mormon, and because I’m not blonde or redhead, I’d get taken advantage of and my time wasted. At most, they’d pair me with a reformed slut.

Mormonism is a cuckold religion for outsiders.

>>509159867
Tiktok is that way

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1l9ZtGC2w

Mormons are jewified, basically masonic jew golems.

I tried the Mormon route, as >>509163736 didn’t have any luck. The hot young ones are reserved or only date BYU chads etc. I guess you do need to be in the church for 5 or whatever years but then you’ll be in your 40s and it’ll be a tad too late to marry an 18-25 year old probably.

Im thinking of trying my hand at Jehovah’s Witnesses. Are they any different? Are there hot 18 year olds in the JW churches looking to get married, and will they give them to you? kek

>>509163736
This guy gets it. Almost all of the related variants are like this. I live in the lower Idaho, so I’ve met Mormons, Jahova’s Witnesses, Bethelites, and Evangelicals. All of them will actively try to bullshit you with politeness, a bubbly attitude, and the churches actively send out very attractive white BoHo girls into pumpkin spice and all that shit in hopes to lure you in. In fact, they have resorted to using e-girl streamers to advertise. There was a popular webm about some girl acting like a sperg with a caption below about seeing a man she’s attracted to, and she was even outed as a JEW with plastic surgery. Apparently, she’s from Texas who was just some hired Instagram Twitch whore. She’s also a former alcoholic.

>>509150521 (OP)
>Mormonism
Because it is an evil cult

Those people are going to Hell
...the lake of Fire
...the bottomless pit
- For eternity!

>>509150521 (OP)
>Signing up for divorce rape in 2025
>Joining a Freemason cult parody of Christianity in 2025