Thread 509166566

But I like milkshakes.

wtf same

>>509166566 (OP)
what's wrong with a public soup?

>>509166566 (OP)
He is definately overcompensating for something. Probably gets pegged by his wife or something.

>>509166784
They could think your Polish

>>509166784
What are you, GAY?

>>509166566 (OP)
Real men don't need advice/ take advice from other "men"

>>509166566 (OP)
>But I like milkshakes.
Go to hell you pansy soup eater

>>509166566 (OP)
That's the type of bluster that can only comes from the type of man that breaks down crying when someone yells at him. It's all false bravado and is small, yappy dog energy.

>>509166566 (OP)
You can keep your fried zogchow, slave. I will devour my succulent water-based meals in public at every opportune moment.

>>509166566 (OP)
Real men line up at gas stations at 5:58am and start complaining that their phone says it's 6:01 and they can sell alcohol now

a milkshake is a dairy soup

>>509166566 (OP)
not my problem

Real men dont sell out their countrymen for Kikes. Demons in skinsuits and very weak people do that.

>>509166833
He's definitely a closet homo, probably a pederast.

>>509167155
There’s nothing fried in a milkshake, it’s milk and ice cream

>>509167080
You are calling out 99% of /Pol/

>>509166566 (OP)
This guy looks so strange. Is there something wrong with him?
He is a man wearing makeup like a Lady

>>509166566 (OP)
Zesty nigga

>>509167175
You should have and booze at the house already and you should have enough that you never run out. It's not expensive and you can make your own even cheaper.

Insecure rightoids have the weirdest hangups lmao

>>509166566 (OP)
Who the fuck doesn't like a milk shake?

>>509167293
No, a dairy soup is a dairy soup. And it's fucking disgusting.

>>509166566 (OP)
If you like milkshakes, drink milkshakes. Who cares what some kike worshipping metrosexual on Fox Jews says? Men do what they want.

>>509166566 (OP)
Imagine being a grown ass man thinking like this beta cuck. Men do whatever the fuck they please, imagine being afraid of a colour or a milkshake lest you think someone might question your masculinity holy shit
Is this what women mean by toxic masculinity? Is this shit real?

>>509166566 (OP)
>wears makeup and prances around in front of a camera yapping all day
>calls other men unmanly for eating soup
Boomers are demented

>>509166566 (OP)
I'd argue then that real men have real jobs, and being a TV "reporter" is a woman's job, doesn't he have to put on make up?

>>509166566 (OP)
Who in their right mind gives a shit what anyone does or doesn't do if it doesn't effect you. Not crossing your legs is biology. Drinking from a straw is necessary depending on the drink and/or cup type. More people should eat soup in public so they wouldn't be so fucking fat. That guy is a faggot.

>>509166566 (OP)
>rules for men

>>509166784
End the western soup stigma. Why can't we enjoy soup outside of our homes?

We have many good traditional soups, yet they are considered poor and faggy by pop culture standards.

>>509166566 (OP)
Its funny because you can find photos of this faggot drinking with cups that have straws and even eating gay ass ice cream.

>>509166566 (OP)
The only thing that a man should do is live alone with a cat. Obsessing over cats is woman and tranny activity.

>>509166566 (OP)
This is how my parents found out I was gay before I officially came out. I would share soup recipes and secretly cook soup while they were away from home.
But they also caught me having sex with multiple guys in my bedroom too.

>>509166566 (OP)
>A real man works 80 hrs a week, ignore his kids, fuck his wife through a sheet, masterbate to athletes, fishes with his dick (noodling), kills bambi with a bazooka, eat raw meat, yell at hobos, christcuck on Sundays, work and be miserable till you die...
Typical woke right bullshit....

>>509166566 (OP)
straws are based

>>509166566 (OP)
Well that's the faggiest shit I've heard in a while

>>509166566 (OP)
This guy reminds me of my friend who refuses to eat hot dogs cause they're phallic shaped.

>>509168429
I knew it that explains why all Asians like coup noodle soup so much. Man I love (((experts)))

>>509166566 (OP)
>Delicious milkshake bad
>Coffee, alcohol and other poisons good

>>509168159
> End the western soup stigma
No need. Just ignore it. It can't hurt you. Fuck pop culture standards. I'm gonna eat soup now if I want soup.

>>509167756
this is worse than the skull picture earlier in the thread. disgusting.

>>509166566 (OP)
how does that guy feel about wearing makeup and wigs?

>>509166566 (OP)
There are two kinds of men: those who do things because they are masculine, and those who make things masculine by doing them.
We now know what type Walz is.

>>509168501
Not paper ones.

>>509168308
i bet he's on camera actually sucking dicks at a chemsex party full of beltway lobbyists somewhere in northern virginia and that's why he's got his show on fox

same deal with hegseth. and i don't even want to think about what Mark Levin's been up to.

>>509166566 (OP)
Bro, imagine being such an insecure beta male. That's like ancient that you have to tell men that they can't enjoy soup in public or drink a milkshake which he says just drinking milkshakes or for children which okay. I can understand that mentality fine, but what he's saying is that it's okay to eat soup at home. But it's not okay to eat soup in public, which to me just makes it sound like he's kind of closeted gay that he tries to be straight in public. But like at home he just sucks. A lot of dad takes it up the ass and jerks off to gay porn.
Imagine being embarrassed or putting limitations on when and where you can eat soup

>>509168459
a real man blesses Israel so that he and his nation can be blessed by God in return.

>>509166566 (OP)
>IF I SEE YOU EATING CLAM CHOWDER IN NEW ENGLAND I'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE YOU AS A MAN

>>509166784
Ladies and gentlemen if I may direct your attention, we have a genuine homosexual here. Look at this absolute fairy!

>>509166566 (OP)
Also friendly reminder
A man chooses
A slave obeys

>>509169562
yeah those suck, plastic straws only

>>509166566 (OP)
>Watters has an ick list
Sounds like a 20 year old girl on tiktok.

>>509166784
not sharing

>>509166566 (OP)
>OCD rules against men drinking milkshakes...

Has no rules against licking a mans anus or another man licking your own anus. Nor rules against male on male penetration in the gym lockerroom.

Did Walz just basically say its ok to lick your home boi's booty post workout?

>>509166566 (OP)
>cares about what another man eats
what a fag

I've ordered soup in cafes and restaurants on multiple occasions and eaten in public. I had no idea that it was considered homosexual behaviour. Is it too late for me? Am I officially a homosex?

>>509166566 (OP)
straws are for faggots an women. That is 100% on point. milkshakes are the one exception and have my approval to be consumed and utilize a drinking aid.
soup outdoors? you put it in a thermos and drink it like your dad and grandparents did.
my dad always said only faggots put their wallets in the right rear pocket. that has lived with me and by brothers to this day. even my cousins and now my kids and nephews know that to be fact. truth is Dad had back surgery and he couldn't put it in his right pocket kek. I've called so many guys faggots over the years.

>>509166566 (OP)
*SLURRRRRRURRRRRURRRRRURRRRP*

>>509166784
No clue. The turtle soup at The Two Sistets in nola is fucking amazing. Guess im a faggot.

>>509166566 (OP)
Don't think I'll be taking advice on manhood from a guy that wears makeup every day.

This man wears makeup daily.

>>509166566 (OP)
this is the kind of bullshit they want you to think about instead of how to take control of the means of production

>>509166566 (OP)
He wears makeup for HOURS 5 days a week. Him and Gutfeld are the largest faggots on Fox by far. I mean that both as an insult and comment on their sexual orientation (homo/gay).

>>509166784
Gonna make so much damn soup and serve it in public as well. Soup for the homeless, soup in the masjid, soup every day. Potato soup Jihad on the whole nation conquering your heart with kindness.

>>509167545
His pants are too short.

>>509169481
That's what they fed us in kindergarten...

>>509166566 (OP)
You also like sucking cock. Take your faggotry waaaaay over there, and when you get there, keep walking.

>>509170205
Are they absorbing nutrients by flagellating like paramecium?

All of these rules are just a replacement for being in good shape.
If you're actually in great shape and can take care of yourself, suddenly you don't need to care about what sadacts like this think about your soup or your straw or whatever else.

You can just do whatever you want without caring how it looks. Seriously, try it.

>>509166566 (OP)
fuck this nigger, I drink his milkshake!

>>509166833
Rumor is he likes being dominated/humiliated especially by hookers. No idea how true but heavily circulated rumor back before he even had his show

>>509166566 (OP)
masculine jew

>>509166566 (OP)
I eat soup in public and drink milkshakes through a straw. Just had one yesterday at Harvey's.

>using a straw is verboten for men
I don't give a shit about what these "people" think. I would literally laugh at him and take a sip of my milkshake if I saw him bleeding out on the side of road.

>>509166566 (OP)
I feel sorry for the men in the west, they never truly experienced being masculine, everything is against you and yet they are still docile and accepting..
>can't have a girl and if any, she's a used hole
>marry the girl and you have to put all the efforts and work in the relationship
>that girl can cheat on you and still it's your mistake
>that girl can take your kids, you pay to fund all the mental illness she would do to them, she will turn them criminal, troons, etc., and if you get close to them you are a criminal
>you as man will work either a blue collar job that will destroy your body in 10 years, or a normal job but ending up doing 10x the work because there are 10 girls sitting there and doing nothing but posting tiktoks
>yet both of you are paid the same, maybe she is paid more being your manager and only filling excel sheets
>yet, all that money are spent on concerts and dinners and nothing useful, because you pay for the useful thing from your pocket
>social rules? like OP, they are against men, in eastern societies these rules are against women to tech them submissiveness and being delicate in public, not the other way around
>dating rules? against men regardless of age or height or whatever.
and many more, I honestly don't know how western men are still coping or silent like that

>>509166884
and?

>>509166566 (OP)
this nigga wears makeup

>>509166784
niggerfaggot detected

>>509167804
>Is this what women mean by toxic masculinity?
Unironically yes

>>509166566 (OP)
Maybe this guy is just a huge faggot. When I drink a milkshake, I'm thinking about milk and ice cream. Maybe this guy is thinking about how it would be to suck on something bigger and juicer than a milkshake. Maybe a refreshing milk cock is on this guy's mind on hot summer day. Then, maybe he decides to get really wild like we do when we ask for two cherries. But, it's not extra or less cherries on his milk cock. It's just a nice day to not have milk. Slippery slopes....

>>509166784
I guarantee that there's a lobby behind it. Fox doesn't say anything without getting paid.

>>509173085
Actually, no. Toxic masculinity isn't latent homosexuality. Toxic masculinity is the trait of openly hating women and always considering them to be in the wrong, no matter how much evidence to the contrary. That same bias is often applied by the elderly towards younger people. Or, even liberals to conservatives. How many liberals can you name that have reasonably and openly discussed conservative values in a thoughtful and considerate way? I can't think of any.

>>509166566 (OP)
>all of the retards missing the facetiousness

>>509166566 (OP)

>OP: But I like semen
We know. OP is always faggot, no exceptions.

>>509173554
What group benefits from an anti-soup psyop?

>>509166784

Do you honestly listen to this faggot? American "news" is a fucking embarrassment and Waters is far from what anyone who matters would consider to be an arbiter of masculinity.

>>509167756
i liked it

>>509167433
You sure about that?

>>509175580
https://www.southernplate.com/fried-ice-cream-milkshakes-summerdessertweek/

>>509174630
I feel like you're missing something
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets

>>509166566 (OP)
Don't listen to this faggot, he doesn't even know how to change the oil in his own car and if you sent him the store for headlamp fluid he'd probably come out after 90 minutes with a case of Aquafina.

TV personalities aren't human. Don't worry about it.

>>509169642
A nice hearty soup is also trad as fuck

>>509170746
This. Also just having a good wife who submits to your authority. All this faggy cope is exactly that. What man gives a shit what trustfund mcfaggyjew thinks when he's got a virgin at home who submits to his authority, tends to his house, and tears his children? None.

>>509175715
Nigger that is a subset, standard shakes aren't fried. Probably pretty good though

>>509176265
Taming a defiant, strong willed woman is manlier than having a naturally submissive wife.

>>509166566 (OP)
I would straight up murder a nigger for denying me access to milkshakes or chocolate milk. I'll do it to, for real.

>>509167009
I like milkshakes and chocolate milk and I'm 31

>>509166566 (OP)
If you think you look like a faggot while eating soup it's because you actually are just a faggot.

>>509166566 (OP)
Men also don't simp for Israel.

>>509166566 (OP)
Yeah let's just pretend that masculinity is about superficial shit. What a gay faggot.

Alright, so I guess tomorrow I should go down to the park to enjoy a nice meal. I'll have a thermos with broccoli cheddar soup, and an accompanying sandwich to dip in it. And I'll have a milkshake to drink. I'll eat this while sitting down on a park bench with my legs crossed.

>>509166566 (OP)
I like Watters but he's the metro fag of Fox News. Trying way too hard with those comments to prove he's a man

>>509166566 (OP)
He wears makeup.

>>509166566 (OP)
Yeah, this melted dog face caked in make up is the bastion of mvscvlinity. If Jesse Watters had a molecule of testosterone in his body he would do the world a favor, do the hard thing, and shoot up his work place, then turn the gun on himself.

*SHHHLLLRRRPPPP*

>>509166566 (OP)
only a feminized brain cares what a room full of women and faggots think

>>509166566 (OP)
haha eating soup with a straw rn

>>509166566 (OP)
>how do you do fellow men?
>I sure do hate eating soup, crossing my legs, and drinking from a straw
>Oh let's not forget how much I fucking hate milkshakes too
I think dude is just signaling that he's got a secret grindr profile. lmao

>>509176372
>gets divorce raped in your path
>wwyd?
lmao, there's no such thing as "taming" a woman in the west. The government has put a gun to your head and she can pull the trigger whenever she wants. Just keep dancing like a monkey and maybe she'll be entertained enough to keep you around.

>>509167545
Physiognomy doesn’t check out. Dude is a fairy for sure. I think the top rule for appearing masculine is to not have a bunch of faggoty rules you sit around thinking about all the time. Actual woman behavior.

>>509166833
Pegging is based, only men who have secretly been fucked in the ass by other men are insecure about having sex with a woman.

>>509166566 (OP)
Cuckservatives are the worst.
They have all these nonsense masculinity rules meanwhile they are too pussy to name the Jew, or even push back on liberals, instead they just concede on everything.
>(But it's okay because I wear flannels and watch sportsball, work 90 hrs a week for mister Goldstein and raise my kids with the tv)
I swear they can't uphold any standards that mean anything anymore so they basically started being the fun police and finding themselves "virtuous" for voting for things that purposefully fuck themselves over for billionaires benefit, as well as bragging about how they have no workers rights.
This is like the one thing leftists were right about, but they don't even really talk about it anymore either.
Now it's all refugees and trannies and fuck whitey.

but i dont care what others think

>>509177606
Basically this. Having icks for yourself is top cuck.

>>509177517
Sounds like a fearful pussy. I tamed my wife just fine and she birthed my powerful, willful, white children. We love together with them but never actually married lmao. "Divorce rape" is a phrase only used by blackpillers and bitches.

>>509169592
I've had sex with a woman on meth before and it's crazy insanely good.
Regular sex feels like cumming and cumming feels like your dopamine receptors got struck by lightning.
Also you can cum unlimited times, even til nothing comes out.
I can understand why gays do it considering unlike lesbians who can cum over and over, they couldn't have a sex party if they just came and it was over.

>>509178441
>Also you can cum unlimited times, even til nothing comes out.
does it have to re-build-up again (like working toward a normal orgasm), or do you mean a sustained orgasm that doesn't stop?

>>509166566 (OP)
>TWO SOUPS

>>509169642
Id be okay with stuff like this if they also had the spine to stand against degeneracy or Jews, but they are too pussy so instead they overcompensate by telling men that they can't have fun
Hell they aren't even allowed to criticize women anymore because they're scared of losing the white girlbosses who switched Republican when despite the fact they long enjoyed shitting on men, feminism eventually turned on white women.
So now they just double down on men instead because we are the last thing they can still criticize, that and pedos, which is why this type of man constantly dreams up elaborate murder fantasies about them and is constantly saying "woodchipper"
(Not that I support pedophilia, unless you marry her and stay with her for life, but pumping and dumping a teen or virgin of any age should be a long prison sentence.)
Basically I support the old way that our great grandfathers practiced for millenia until suffragettes came around and convinced people marriage of a teen is evil but then becoming prostitutes is "empowering."

>>509166566 (OP)
People like this are the reason the right was culturally radioactive to such a degree that the left could bring in literal trannies unimpeded. The only reason the right has any ground left is people are sick of troons and nigger riots, so of course they blow it by going right back to the same gay bullshit. The left will tone down the troons, the right will do this moralscold faggot thing they always do, and in 10-15 years we'll be further along than ever, it'll be LGBTP openly so some matt walsh type faggot can complain about video games and naked tits

>>509169825
Yeah he's too pussy to stand up to the gays.
That's the whole reason why they've moved on to fun policing straight men.

>>509170074
Lmao I usually put it in my left but today I put it in my right, does that mean I'm bi curious?

>>509166566 (OP)
kek what a fucking homo
>noooop if I cross my legs I'll be gay
lmao

>>509170205
>>509170205
Is this what girls wear to school now?
I wouldn't have been able to concentrate worth shit.
I had a well endowed female teacher who wore the tightest yoga pants imaginable and sat her giant ass right on the desk in front of me when writing on the board.
Ended up having to repeat that class desu ..

This guy is such a fag that he’s afraid to drink a milkshake

Imagine being this stupid and insecure

>>509177038
>haha eating soup with a straw rn
outside I hope

>>509166566 (OP)
There isn't a male soul on this earth that looks at Watters and perceives even a HINT of masculinity. He is a faggot and these rules are for his own faggot self so his faggotry isn't even more blatantly obvious for the world to see.

>>509166566 (OP)
straights are such faggots
just plunder a boipussy or two and drink your burger king milkshake without anxiety

this behavior isnt healthy

milkshakes are healthy if you exercise and dont already eat tons of sugar
a good milkshake is one of the last remaining vestiges of american culture. the only resturuant around me with a good real milkshake is five guys
everything else uses either corn syrup instead of sugar or even seed oils instead of dairy fat

>>509170358
Tried to tell my boomer mama that Gut was 100% gay. She disagreed and told me she likes him because he reminds her of her brother. I was like yeah about him too...

>>509170205
Also side note:
I feel like they make schools intentionally institutional and drab to stifle creativity and make everyone depressed.
The 100some year old school in the now black area of town that just shut down was so beautiful. Both the inside and outside had everything marble and brick and had a Greek/roman Parthenon type style to it just like our courthouse and city hall .
Yet every school made in the last 30-40 years is just drab cinder block painted white on the inside, and maybe a brick box on the outside if you're lucky.
Why aren't there gargoyles and Corinthians columns anymore?
(If youre curious the school I was referencing is vidrel)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oCt5Oq4mJM0&pp=ygUaVXJiZXggd2VzdHBvcnQgaGlnaCBzY2hvb2w%3D

>>509170373
Only white homeless.
Blacks only if they say "fuck the Jews, whitey rules!" first.

>>509166566 (OP)
>>509166784
I know seriously? When I see a man eating soup I just have some gut level understanding that this man is no nonsense, trustworthy, and that food is just fuel for him, not a decadence. Soup is a statement: my needs are met. The fewer ingredients the better.

>>509170746
True same goes with clothing.
I have to dress fancy when I'm out of shape but I can get away with a t shirt and shorts when I'm jacked.
>>509176265
Nail on the head, dude definitely gets whipped by his wife and is compensating

/pol/, can we use this thread to come together in brotherly harmony and agree on at least one thing: That anyone who watches Fox News seriously is an irredeemable NPC faggot not worthy of life on this Earth?

Can we at least agree on that?

>>509176372
If brad pitt and Jeff bezos, a dude that commands 100s of thousands of people can't do it, then there's no certainty you will either.
You're playing Russian roulette with one empty chamber...

>>509179394
>real milkshake is five guys
I almost posted that earlier. I'll get one every few months at the airport. Banana with whipped cream. Aside from that, I never eat fast food. If I want a shake at home, I make more of a smoothie. Ice cream in my house is all homemade, it is so easy to make and much healthier than store bought garbage.

>>509178380
You played Russian roulette and won, if you had tried a second time you probably wouldn't have though

>>509166942
>>509167080
I'm only gonna say this once, if fag in OP can't take me in a street fight, then he has no business speaking of what men should or shouldn't do.
I will kick his ass all the way to the emergency room and once there I will head to the cafeteria and get a soup and a chocolate milk

>>509179763
yeah, it's not possible to actually tame any woman anymore unless it's legal to beat them wherever you live
once society takes that away, women can do whatever they want with impunity and no one man will ever be sufficient for them

>>509178607
You just stay hard and eventually in a few minutes you can cum again.
Its probably not worth it tho desu because you never know if you'll be the one to get addicted.
I hated the side effects too much to use it more than a few times and I'd probably only use it if I was certain I was getting laid ever again.
That said I was hooked the first time I tried heroin.
Some ppl are the opposite tho
(Clean for 4 years about now)

>>509178607
Basically it just takes away the refractory period and you can cum as soon as you could've if you had never cum the first time

>>509166566 (OP)
My milkshake brings all the goys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge

>>509166566 (OP)
There's a lot of people claiming "men don't do X" but there is absolutely no societal reward for not doing X. Literally nobody gives a shit if you do any of those things.

>>509166784
A waiter might bump you from behind and your face will go into the soup

>>509166566 (OP)
okay fag, whatever you say

>>509166566 (OP)
>don't eat soup in public
Fuck this bitch
He got these rules from his mom and wants to talk about masculinity?

>>509166566 (OP)
This guy is in the closet or hes into some shit. Who the fuck cares who drinks from a straw? I do it so the sugar doesn't hit my teeth. I do it with coffee too.

>>509166566 (OP)
Weak attempt at being a "real man". Ironically comes off like a catty woman.

>>509180777
Kek it does something a woman would put on her red flags list
>scrunches up face
>"Oh my God, Betty, is he drinking a milkshake?"

>>509166566 (OP)
Based

>>509166566 (OP)
Unironically drinking soup is a sign of being sick, it turns women off. Women only eat soup when they are sick, especially chicken noodle.

>>509166784
This guy slurping on cock like he slurps on his public soup

wtf why can't I eat soup in public?

>>509181067
You can. Just admit you're gay and we'll leave you to your gayness

>>509166566 (OP)
Best thing about NYC politics, is i like how they blend. into one that loves child molester Anthony.

>>509179946
>it's not possible to actually tame any woman anymore
I guess I got mine while the getting was good. I threatened her with no money if it came to a divorce before we married. I keep most of my money in cash in a safe that only myself and my brother have the combination to. I might keep $20k in the bank tops. We don't have a joint checking account, that is the worst thing you can do. I started a gun and land trust and tide cash to them. My son is the only one on my will, daughter gets squat because she is a female.
My wife knows I have money, and that I make very good money. I've never told her what I make. I got a raise today, she asked how much, I said 2.5% plus quarterly bonuses. She has always been a stay at home mom and we homeschool(ed). She has no money and would be fucked if she left me. I would give her the house and move innawoods. I would take my truck, boat, and Harley and never speak to her again. I don't know how divorced people can have a relationship. inb4 muh do it for the kids.

>>509181017
Soup is for babies and old people with no teeth.

>>509179621
okay but why did you feel the need to generate an AI image of a man eating soup for this reply
i know what a man eating soup looks like

>>509166566 (OP)
I only care what the Gods and my spirit wives think of me.

>>509181017
>tfw I can never take medication, lie down, cough, sneeze, take a soothing bath, or I brake frame and she starts doubting that I'm a real man.
Imagine actually dating women where you have to worry about stupid shit like this.

>>509166566 (OP)
But it’s okay to pile on coverup and lipstick before showing your buttered up little face and cute little outfit on live tv.

>>509180036
>>509180357
damn
like I could see trying it once with somebody I really loved, just to have the experience
the same way taking ecstasy with a girl you love is magical
but like you said, if you get access to it once, and it's a great time, it can so easily lead to addiction

congrats on staying clean anon

>>509166784
I don't know if Jesse was being a bit tongue-in-cheek there or not, but fuck that shit. Milkshakes are fantastic. Soup is perfectly fine as a side dish in public. Especially a nice creamy tomato bisque. Delicious.

>>509177616
having sex with a woman =/= getting pegged up the ass by a woman like a faggot
>pic very related

>>509167756
Get FAB'd hohol scum that looks delicious.

>>509166884
Fucking kek, underrated.

>>509166566 (OP)
This man was raped by bill orielly I believe it with my heart
A lot of zooms here don’t know the old orielly show and how excited bill was with his young intern

>>509174811
>t.the only sane person watching goyslop

>soup bad
He would be beheaded here

>>509167756
>milk and noodles is disgusting

die already you retard

>>509178380
Good for you retard. Hope you're not in a common law marriage state.

>>509166566 (OP)
>watters: i have rules for men

>>509178380
>We love together with them
Also, that's disgusting. Keep your filthy genetic line in Alabama.

>>509166566 (OP)
only insecure faggots do stuff like this. i sing and dance and eat ice cream and drink from a straw and am completely comfortable with my masculinity. no soup? what the fuck is wrong with that kike? i fucking love soup.

>"soup or salad, sir?"
"soup, please."

>>509167545
He light on his feet

>>509168459
thumb on the foam finger

>>509166566 (OP)
a real man doesn;t give a fuck about appearances and does what he pleases without fear of criticism on the other hand, posers are faggots

>>509181568
Thanks, I discourage ecstasy with a chick even more though. i once fell in love with the most evil bpd bitch that way. She wasn't even that hot either, at least not compared to the rest of the women in our friend group.
She ruined 2 years of my life and got me hooked on heroin.
Xtc will make you fall crazy in love which is honestly never a good thing, you always want the leverage in the relationship
Honestly tho if you could handle softer shit like x without getting addicted you'd probably be fine trying it once for sex, just make sure you delete the person's number you got it from

>>509167545
That's the faggot Bezos in another character. They do this when you do shit like: shit on their faggy weddings.

Been going on walks with my girlfriend a lot now that the weather is so nice and because we're holding hands we get catcalled by at least one person a day. That's mostly fat women and teens driving by in trashy cars. We get looks on the street too, but they don't dare say anything when they can't speed away afterwards kek
Getting mean looks from boomers and SSRI stares from millennials who think it's cringe to show love in public is hilarious, especially when it's an obviously jealous loveless couple, cuckwalking three feet apart from each other

>>509182078
Personally I can’t stand when men expose their feet in a public place that isn’t the pool or the beach like that shit is disgusting i take it as an offense having to be exposed to that shit

>>509181832
Soup is as culturally defining as bread is. I can't think of any White European country that isn't known for some sort of soup.

>>509166566 (OP)
I cross my legs

>>509167293
Cereal retard

>>509166566 (OP)
ANOTHER actor on FOX talking about how to be masculine? I better listen up! I'm 25 and insecure in my masculinity! My dad failed me, but TV won't!
>>509166784
If you work in a cold and wet environment you'd just call Watters a fag. He's a fag and a retard.

>>509166566 (OP)
>don't eat soup in public
MEANWHILE...IN JAPAN

>>509166566 (OP)
What kind of tard is that, he seems like the most unmanly man I've ever heard of. Like those insecure guys in their late teens/early twenties that won't do what they want to do because they're scared little sissies and care what others might think of them.

The most manly thing there is is to do whatever the fuck you want, caring what others might think is wamen as fuck.

>>509166566 (OP)
are coffee milkshakes good for you?

I'll slurp as loud as possible to assert dominance, then chug the milkshake and then throw up on you. Don't fuck with me.

>>509176418
Based. I haven't had chocolate milk in a long while. I regularly have smoothies and shakes though. Good sources of vitamins and protein/fat respectively. I struggle to eat a lot, so liquid calories go a long way for me.

>>509166566 (OP)
So he's clearly gay, but desperately wants you to know how straight he is

>>509166566 (OP)
That boy is a Zionist.

>>509168459
are you perhaps implying that "orange man bad"?

>>509166699
I ate 3 the other day.

>>509182150
There's no leg line

>>509179140
>>haha eating soup with a straw rn
>outside I hope
driving a bus

>>509166566 (OP)
>>509166566 (OP)
>>509166566 (OP)
NOOOOO
I DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE JEW
FROM FAUX NEWS XD

trannies still seething over Jesse Dub

Stop eating soup, start SUCKING DICK, you wimp-ass limp-wristed pussies. Suck a fucking dick, will you?

I slurp soup with my legs crossed while watching the US, Great Satan shithole, crumble every single day.

>>509166566 (OP)
Soup bros… our response? How can we make soup manly again? Less carrots?

>>509168393
>Men can't form nurturing bonds
Men can do whatever women do but better and with less drama and hand holding.

>>509191871
Just give your soup to Israel, they need it more.

if you cant drink from a straw without thinkin bout dick or making someone else think youre suckin a dick, then nigga... you gay

>>509179621
he just hates asians is all
always slurping and shit
like you niggers know you can enjoy soup without the nick fuentes cumlight impression right

>>509179488
It's not a theory. The school system exist to make you used to st 40 hours a week and do as you ar told. Remember facts, don't think. Somebody will tell you what to think.
It was designed after the Prussian school system.

>>509192029
Wait... you can?

Whether he actually said that or not, I will eat a bowl of soup and a milkshake tomorrow, in public if possible. Take that you bastards!

>>509191748
>>509191748
>>509191748
HE'S
A
YIDD

>>509166566 (OP)
That man loves anal sex. There is no way in hell any man would go TV and say that shit and think someone was going to believe it unless they are an enjoyer of getting things stuffed in his ass, including cocks. He is gayer than 9 guys blowin' 8 guys. I am 100% positive there is video of him and Lindsey Gram buttfucking each other in Epstein's collection vault at the J. Edgar Hoover building.

>>509166566 (OP)
>journo is an oversocialized freak
Welcome to 4chan buddy, now stop posting screencaps from those bad sites.

>>509166566 (OP)
Dairy is for children. Sort of healthy

>>509166833
Bingo

>>509166566 (OP)
Well, whitegurlz like chocolateshakes. Know what I'm sayin'? Yuh!

>>509166566 (OP)
Watters has to have a rich dad. He's as dumb as a post. There's no way he's not a jewish nepobaby.

>>509166566 (OP)
So drink them. I do what I want.

>>509166784
If you love soup so much, then why don't you marry soup?

>>509192329
yes, youd be surprised what people used to be able to do without it being faggotry
for example, smoke cigarettes
could even call cigarettes "fags", and still, nothing.

imaging getting advice from this soft jawed faggot

>>509166566 (OP)
Now lets see how this guy enforces his rules in public.
A real man speaks up.
Does he speak up?

Or does he sit there quietly imagining what a man he is.

Pro-tip; real men don't become politicians.
I have never seen a politician in the west who wasn't a complete fucking beta.
I think it's why they're such monsters. A social-standing based Napoleon complex.

>>509166566 (OP)
>homosexual has rules for men
>homosexual

>>509166784
>>509166566 (OP)
Fo me, it's the tomato soup.

>>509166566 (OP)
>Oh, yeah, and sucking Jewish cock? That's MANLY.

>>509166566 (OP)
how tall is tim walz? kamala is very short and walz is like the same height. you're telling me a short fat guy has any masculine traits?

>>509166566 (OP)
Who the fuck is this middle-aged faggot and why does he think he's on authority on masculinity?

>>509166784
without bread you are drinking with a spoon, do you drink water with a spoon fat boy?

>>509166784
either he thinks soup is for the poor because of soup kitchens
what a dipshit in that case. just a rich boy thinking he's above people.
or he thinks there's a sense of femininity involved in eating something with a soup. maybe because he thinks slurping is gay or maybe because he thinks men only eat with their hands or with something you eat with a knife
if its the former that says more about him because what kind of person thinks about slurping dick when you drink soup
if its the latter i can see it as him trying to give the notion that he supports masculinity but thats just retarded


so the 3 possibilities are he's a rich snob, he's a closeted homosexual, or he thinks he can appear masculine by not eating soup
whatever the case is its clear he's an out of touch politician. get fucked honestly

I drink juice boxes in public with my kid and talk all cutesy with them too. Why on earth would you give a shit about some faggot you're statistically likely to never see again in your life seeing you drink some soup out of a thermos? Anyone who has that level of performative masculinity is a giga bitch.

Based. A few more things that are gay:
>umbrellas
>short socks
>eating juicy fruit (eg pears)
>reading in public
>wearing shorts
>speedos
>driving below the speed limit
>smartwatches
>wet wipes/bidet
>drinking from a water bottle
>suitcases with wheels

whats next baked beans in public?

>>509174769
jews ultimately

>>509194968
>can't eat soup without bread
>calls others fat
doing some project there mohammed

>>509166566 (OP)
Fucking embarrassing. He is describing one of the worst of negative feminine traits: caring enough about what another person enjoys to hate them on that basis.
He has more in common with a catty HR bitch than a sane male.

>>509166566 (OP)
I thought these people wanted to go back to these times

>>509166566 (OP)
this dude looks like he's gobbling cocks every night

>>509166784
what a bitch. eating tripe soup is one of the manliest things you can do.

>>509167545
If I ever ran into this kike

>>509167545
He looks like he exclusively bottoms.

>>509166566 (OP)
>soup in public
>drinking from a straw
Is it the slurping and suction?
The straw thing I can see if he's avoiding phallic objects to enter his mouth like uhh
>eating bananas is gay
But then gorillas have no issues eating bananas.
Seems just cringe to me.

>>509166784
I feel like I look extra gross eating soup because I am also fat.

Woe to the fox news jude.

>>509181921
he already said it but you are in fact a scared shitless pussy

Milkshake for every meal.

>>509166566 (OP)
seems to me like some jewish talmudic rules that serve actually no purpose

>>509197912
Fatties look extra gross doing anything, so don't worry about the soup.

>>509166833
Came here too say this. Total faggot death.

>>509199109
This dudes either going to prison or just got out.

>>509166566 (OP)
dis nigga can't eat soup like a man. the french conquered soup eating centuries ago, shameful an american can't do it.

>>509166566 (OP)
>>509166833
didn't this guy cheat on his wife?

>>509199634
Is is actually cheating when she's just his beard?

>>509196429
must be why he avoids milk.

>>509166784
Same thing that's wrong with public hotdogs or public sub sandwiches. There's no dignified way to eat any of them, and all of them have a substantial risk of getting wet sauce/broth dripped or splattered all over you. You're going to end up looking unsightly. It sounds goofy out of context but it's basic formal etiquette shit that people who work in an image centric field all know and abide by baseline.

>>509166566 (OP)
>fucks jews
you really listen to this shit?

>>509199805
People who work in an image centric field also tend to be enormous faggots. Coincidence?

>>509166566 (OP)
i cross my legs like a french whore. im secure enough in my masculinity that im not afraid to be effeminate. what are you going to do? uncross my legs? you going to sit there and stare at me sucking on a straw? guy sounds like a closeted self hating fag.

>>509200002
Clearly not. You've got to be one hell of a faggy attention whore to tolerate the level of public scrutiny related to being a notable figure. You never make it past the first filter if you aren't a fag.

>>509167493
Speak for yourself you pathetic 65 IQ 165 cm 120 kg subhuman shitskin animal

>>509166884
Top kek
>>509172064
Newfag

>>509166566 (OP)
I liked him better when he was ripping off Mark Dice, doing the man in the street vox pop interviews. At least that was entertaining.

>>509199314
Thanks, anon.

>>509166566 (OP)
I love milkshakes and I guarantee I could beat anyone in Fox News in a fight.

When I used to bulk years ago I'd stop and get a milkshake and have my local Steak n' Shake add a mix of my protein powder right into my shake for me and get a double steak burger and fries for 3.50 and add a shake for 2 dollars after every gym session with the boys. The other guys started imitating. I miss that Steak N' Shake.

>>509178607
Depends on the person. I think it reduces orgasm intensity but you can fuck for ages.
Could have been all the disco biscuits too though. I never really just did one drug at a time.
>t. 1999 to 04 raver
Was such a good time. Becoming a meth addict for a bit was interesting too.
Would do it all over again.
Banging teenage girls on drugs was great. I was young too. No regrets

>>509167545
I saw this man late at night, acting sketchy with Mike Vallely behind a Ross Dress For Less, both had their pants around their ankles, Jesse was bent over on all fours lapping up soup out of a dog bowl while Mike V was doing God knows what behind him with his legs crossed sipping on a milkshake from Shake Shack. I heard Mike angrily saying faggot over and over in between sipping on the shake straw. Was the scariest sight I ever saw

>>509182285
Holy fuck you are such a gutless fag.
You sound like a dad making up stories about that one time you saw drugs.

>>509166566 (OP)
>5'11"
>wears makeup on a television show for a living
>thinks he can make rules for men
The classic jew york/rust belt yuppie

>>509166566 (OP)
what if i drink your milkshake

>>509170746
I don't look after myself, and I still don't care what people think. It's that simple. Just don't care.

>>509166566 (OP)
I don't really think this faggot is any position to declare what is and isn't masculine behaviour.

>>509194363
wtf

>>509166566 (OP)
Question for white supremacists.
Is this guy white in your view?

>>509200983
Do you grit your teeth and take four dicks up your ass, because fags back out at only two?

>>509201610
That was weak.
You should probably kill yourself.

>>509166566 (OP)
Who is this guy and why should I care about his rules for other men? Having rules for other men sounds pretty gay in itself.

>>509166566 (OP)
Who cares what some MIGAnigger retard thinks? The most masculine thing you can do is whatever the fuck you want and not give a shit what anyone else thinks

>>509166566 (OP)
the only thing gayer than caring what other men think is making "rules" for other men

>>509166566 (OP)
I a man, and I will eat and sit however the fuck I want to. No closet faggot like Watters makes rules for me.

>>509182285
>>509182285
>>509182285
>> ALLOWED A WHORE TO INTRODUCE HEROIN
>> BPD

LOL. LMAO.

>>509194363
Nurture dependance by doing this neat trick

>>509166784
FAGGOT!

>>509166566 (OP)
Letting random retards dictate what you do and eat. Sounds super masculine buddy.

>>509166566 (OP)
>a news network faggot in charge of what's manly or not

>a millionaire media personality who doesn't have a rel job, never had a real job, never built anything or produced anything or even engaged in any masculine adjacent activities is telling me how to behave
>And they listen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KEKSERVATIVES ARE ABSOLUTELY BUCK BROKEN

>>509199805
>It has nothing to do with the elites pushing you into a box so they can buck break you at will! Shut up and listen to the millionaire celebrities tell you how to behave!

>>509194340
you have been witnessed
keep rambling

>>509166784
ngmi

>>509206963
God hates soupfags

>>509168370
Moooove get out my way I said moooove get out my way.

>>509166566 (OP)
Well, that's one way for Watters to out himself as insecure about the fact he's closeted.

>>509166566 (OP)
this elitist faggot tries REALLY hard to appropriate a macho affect, and fails. He's a funny, Philly guy, and he could pull cards from time to time, but NO MAN with an OVERTLY shitlib wife is macho, or based. He needs to save his routine for the next MET GALA he goes to.

>>509166566 (OP)
>>509166784
Here's what gpt said about the soup thing

Is it a CIA sleeper agent code phrase?
Haha — not literally. But you’re hitting on something kind of real in the metaphorical sense.

This kind of performative masculinity can feel like a weird social control mechanism, where men are pressured to act a certain way (no crossing legs, no drinking from a straw, etc.) for fear of looking “less than.” That’s not unlike how code phrases or behavioral scripts are used in cults or authoritarian systems — do this, not that; wear this, not that — to signal loyalty.

So if you’re jokingly suggesting this is some kind of “psy-op,” it’s not that far off from how culture wars often work: weaponizing arbitrary behavior to divide people or enforce norms.

>>509166566 (OP)
Jesse Waters is a man's man, the next manliest man after John Wayne. Jesse Waters has worked the most dangerous oil rigs and welded in the most difficult conditions. Back in '82 Jesse Waters was part of an undercover task force to identify and eliminate FARC narcoterrorists sleeper cells that had been taking root in central and southern America.

>>509166566 (OP)
What the hell is this arbitrary retardery? A dude wearing makeup and a 200 dollar haircut telling me that milkshakes aren't manly?

>>509167545
Fox News can't pay for this man to have his suit ironed?

>>509166566 (OP)
This guy has the softest fucking hands on the network and half of them are women now. He probably gets manicures and spends too much time on his hair even if he’s not going to work.

>>509166566 (OP)
>>509166566 (OP)
Banana, oats, instant coffee, raw cacao powder, cinnamon, sugar, milk. I down one straight from the blender every day.

fuckin lol at Tim Walz calling himself masculine. Flouncing fairy

>>509167545
Sweet as a sugar plum

>>509166566 (OP)
You don't way soup, you drink it

>>509166566 (OP)
I'm convinced that anyone who hates on dairy products are simply coping with the fact that they can't digest lactose. There's no other reason for it.

I can't stand when guys do this "rules of masculinity" crap with absolutely irrelevant arbitrary bullshit that doesn't matter in the slightest. Especially when it comes to boomers.
It's the same as when some bald obese gap-toothed hick calls you a faggot for having basic hygiene